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Romance › Re: Check Out My New Year Pictures, Shey I Fine? (pics) by Lightorder: 1:07pm On Jan 02, 2022
Wey you nau ?
Christianity Etc › Re: First Presbyterian Church Of Bellefonte Holds Last Service by Lightorder: 1:02pm On Jan 02, 2022
Ahmback:
running a genuine church ain't a business as in nigeria
Oga , Jesus said , “ don’t you know that I would be about my Father’s BUSINESS “( Luke 2;49) . Before you go on fOOling yourself and finishing your already dilapidated destiny in the name of cajoling almighty church, go and check the definition of business. Before the church thought of closing down for dumb reason, a certain church alone opened 12,000 solid churches in 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: First Presbyterian Church Of Bellefonte Holds Last Service by Lightorder: 12:51pm On Jan 02, 2022
The most dumbest reason to close a worship centre. I know that the founding members would not be proud of those who made this decision. Are they not upto 3 in number ? What happened to where 2 or 3 are gathered in my name, I am in their midst? Are they not upto 12 , does it mean that they are wiser than Christ, who shook the world with just 12 men ? Shame .
Health › Re: Flurona: First Case Of Covid And Flu Mix Found In Young Pregnant Woman by Lightorder: 4:26pm On Jan 01, 2022
All the guinea pigs should get ready for another shot for test
Food › Re: My Brother Killed 2 Bushpig Today (PHOTOS) by Lightorder: 4:24pm On Jan 01, 2022
Please my brother, where is your village? Let us exchange or switch villages o . Oh Wild Life, I love Wild Life. I am tired of everywhere road and noise. As if that is not enough, the governor is constructing flyover close by. This picture made my day. But don’t deplete the animal population so much sir
Christianity Etc › Re: Dr Paul Enenche's 2022 Prophecies (Video) by Lightorder: 4:18pm On Jan 01, 2022
ProfAmaben:
Guess work in action. TB Joshua couldn't prophesy his own death grin

Get lost fraudsters! This 2022, I'm out for fraudulent pastors and Imams, including babalawos. If your prophecy cannot make Nigeria better, who una epp?
oga , na sense you no get! The year is too early for this senselessness. TB Joshua could not predict his death? They told you that is how God do things abi? Tell me that TB J could not bury himself.. They prophesy now that it is going to be a great year, you are here talking nonsense and insulting your destiny. When the prophets of doom hit the stage with their own ill omen now, you will still complain. Na like this them take sware am for you ?
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Reinstates Colonel Danladi Ribah Hassan by Lightorder: 10:15am On Jan 01, 2022
IMAGINE! Retiring him for keeping the nation safe ? For those behind this , boko haram will WIPE OUT their entire generation
Politics › Re: Gagariga Brothers Become Generals In Nigerian Army by Lightorder: 10:10am On Jan 01, 2022
Congratulations! May God continue to keep you
Celebrities › Re: 2021's Top 10 Most Handsome & Hottest Men In The World - TC Candler (Photos) by Lightorder: 12:55pm On Dec 31, 2021
Some guys I know would have made that list but bottles of beer delisted them
Celebrities › Re: Jarule Poses With A 107-Year-Old Only Survivor Of Black Wallstreet (Photo) by Lightorder: 12:52pm On Dec 31, 2021
goslowgoslow:
Na you sabi....na Ibo I know since dem born me. The people self call themselves Ibo.
it means ,” dem no born you well”
Celebrities › Re: Jarule Poses With A 107-Year-Old Only Survivor Of Black Wallstreet (Photo) by Lightorder: 12:47pm On Dec 31, 2021
Putindbutt:
All I'm seeing is ibos praising themselves in the comments section. That a black niggar had a photoshoot with another black old woman is a great achievement to the Igbo nation, It reeks of low self-esteem.
childish
Celebrities › Re: Jarule Poses With A 107-Year-Old Only Survivor Of Black Wallstreet (Photo) by Lightorder: 12:47pm On Dec 31, 2021
ezegold4we:
Igbo's are The most industrious race on this blue marble planet Called earth,
much much amplified
Celebrities › Re: Jarule Poses With A 107-Year-Old Only Survivor Of Black Wallstreet (Photo) by Lightorder: 12:46pm On Dec 31, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
Ibo
please , IGBO not Ibo. Thank you
Celebrities › Re: Jarule Poses With A 107-Year-Old Only Survivor Of Black Wallstreet (Photo) by Lightorder: 12:45pm On Dec 31, 2021
Anigreat:
shocked


Even though I am not an Igbo, but believe me, I love the Igbo tribe a whole lot. And when you see the white being so obsessed about the Igbo culture, know that there's something so unique about the igbos.

Igbo Amaka!
Big hug , brotherly
Celebrities › Re: Jarule Poses With A 107-Year-Old Only Survivor Of Black Wallstreet (Photo) by Lightorder: 12:44pm On Dec 31, 2021
Bigflamie:
grin Igbo Amaka nke ukwu.
Ndioma nji eme onu
Celebrities › Re: Jarule Poses With A 107-Year-Old Only Survivor Of Black Wallstreet (Photo) by Lightorder: 12:43pm On Dec 31, 2021
Sergio101:
cool

The blood runs in me.

The blood of the great tribe.(my greatest pleasure)

Igbo Amaka
Chai ! Nwanne m ooo ! Daalu biko
Celebrities › Re: Jarule Poses With A 107-Year-Old Only Survivor Of Black Wallstreet (Photo) by Lightorder: 12:40pm On Dec 31, 2021
IGBO Ndi nwe mu nu , Mma mma nu
Food › Re: Antelope Killed In My Location In Delta State by Lightorder: 9:24pm On Dec 30, 2021
I love wild life. Don’t know why everywhere in my village is now express road , noise everywhere. I use to watch hares run around then but not anymore
Politics › Re: Popular Buhari Supporter Dumps Him After Bandits Abducted Five Of His Brothers by Lightorder: 9:17pm On Dec 30, 2021
Wow ! This news made my day. Many idiots in Nigeria. So selfish that when it doesn’t affect them, others are hating. Now that he feels it , Buhari is no more a good president
Politics › Re: Soludo's Father, Simeon Nwankwo Celebrates 90th Birthday (Photos) by Lightorder: 9:11pm On Dec 29, 2021
gidgiddy:
When will Nigerians stop this embarrassing stretching of hands at cake cutting?

The only person, or people, who should stretch their hands at the cutting of cake are the ones who are touching the knife
oga , when your own cake is about to be cut , ask your guests to stand hand akimbo with bandages tied to their waists
Romance › Re: Ibadan Bridge Where Lovers Lock Themselves With Padlocks: Video by Lightorder: 9:20am On Dec 29, 2021
People can lie eh ! That is somewhere in Asia. China or so.
Family › Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Slaps, Beats His Grandmom Over Food In Lagos (Pix, Video) by Lightorder: 11:46am On Dec 28, 2021
So no guy in that neighborhood could dislocate his right limb ?
Family › Re: See The GUTS Of My Wife by Lightorder: 11:41am On Dec 28, 2021
Saynoomore:
You are truly blessed to have that woman sir! She's indeed a wise woman by ensuring that she endeared herself to your family. Mine is the exact opposite. Too many quarrels by my oversabi wife! I've also vowed that since she won't apply wisdom, I won't make it any easy for her! She is good at packing her luggage at the slightest provocation!
God will come to the rescue sir
Family › Re: See The GUTS Of My Wife by Lightorder: 9:46am On Dec 28, 2021
Saynoomore:
Na them be this!

OP, your own small na. It's the same thing everywhere. The issue of packing their miserable luggages out of their matrimonial homes to their mother's house is a very common behaviour with over 90% of them. The funny thing is that, their parents whom they run to, are NOT wealthy, perhaps just a little comfortable at most. It beats me that the parents rather than admonishing the run-away brides to go back to their matrimonial homes, reconcile with their husbands, and be patient for things to turn around for the better, would rather take sides with them very swiftly and would sometimes even call the husband on phone, not to meditate but to add salt to injury! I think all women are just wired that way. Does it beat your imagination that even God created them last! He made sure everything was in the garden, else they would complain and run away from the garden to Lucifer! Even with everything in the garden, the woman still yielded to the serpent. Na so them be o!
I am so so blessed here oooo. Thank God ooo. Before my wife thinks of it, she would already know that no single fellow in her large prominent family would throw their weight behind her on that. I am very close to them. She is so so close to my family that before we have any issues, my family have already supported her and be ever ready to blame me. We respect your ourselves resolve our matters ourselves
Family › Re: See The GUTS Of My Wife by Lightorder: 9:41am On Dec 28, 2021
AGurlnoname:
Lol... Is it only men that have problems here? Everytime my wife this, my girlfriend that, my sister that. Oga you're a lazy man for you to come online to say such things about your wife. Go and hustle more and stop complaining about your poor wife.

Mod: keep quoting me guys, lol. Check the validity of this story, all is cock and bull story for clickbits, another thread to say vile things about women again. This same handler loves degrading and body shame women but well is a platform, everyone can say shiii.
please ma, who serves the drinks you take ?
Family › Re: How I Shared Christmas Money Between My Parents And Inlaw by Lightorder: 9:31am On Dec 28, 2021
GetMeRight:
Really? That means your dad was never responsible and still not responsible, that's the interpretation of your post.
He didn't do anything for you to deserve something from you.
Secondly, he still doesn't provide for your mum and the home in the present. That's why he's covered with whatever you gave your mother.
I hope you will be happy if your kids treat you the same way
They are too close that she is the one that keeps his money. Right there before you, he will hand over whatever he is given to her . So we don’t worry giving it to him.
Family › Re: How I Shared Christmas Money Between My Parents And Inlaw by Lightorder: 9:40pm On Dec 27, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

This bros op is not a real niggar

Why give your father 60k

For me it would have been

My father 20k...

Mother 90k

At times mothers can spend money while fathers will just be stingy with theirs...they will be buying beer and if possible be spending it for another woman

While mothers will spend that same money in cooking and buying all small small kitchen ingredients..they will also spend it for the rest of your siblings before you know it that money will finish....
thank you ma niggar. Sometimes, I give all the money to my mum and tell my dad, “ merry Xmas sir”. Once she got it, dad is covered
Family › Re: How I Shared Christmas Money Between My Parents And Inlaw by Lightorder: 9:38pm On Dec 27, 2021
Acidosis:
Are your parents separated?
God bless you sir
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Advises Shatta Wale To Apologise For Insulting Nigerian Artistes by Lightorder: 9:35pm On Dec 27, 2021
Naughtysex:
You can employ him
don’t mind the rat with data bonus and a techno phone. A man with several endorsements is jobless by his village standard
Politics › Re: Bandits ‘Take Over’ Boss Mustapha's Hometown In Adamawa by Lightorder: 9:03pm On Dec 27, 2021
Hack6e:
They are just Businessmen
or bunch of area boys collecting tax in the neighborhood
Celebrities › Re: Destiny Etiko Transformed Her Childhood Home Into A Luxurious Mansion (video) by Lightorder: 8:58pm On Dec 27, 2021
Anyone who refers to women as harlots without concrete proof whenever they succeed is A GENERATIONAL IDIOT! This is now rampant in Lagos. Calling women ashawo at any slight misunderstanding. All your own will become ashawo so you will know how it feels. I am just angry

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