₦airaland Forum

MamBi:
Come for me? I double dare you. Odensin!

That's why you're single... Mtchewww

H2ho:
Be warned!!!

It's like you don't like your life

MamBi:
You are an idiot. You are the kind that is happy at other people’s downfall.

I can track you down using your up address.

Don't let me come for you.... Rubbishhh.

If you don't like the show, then getat

Ekaka1:
If biggie does not swap these house mates by next week...this show will further lose its ratings....
See that silly Sheggz wants to choke Bella for nothing ..ahnahnnn

Shut up

What do you know about ratings?

Werey

MamBi:
This is not good entertainment though…

Na war oh…. Everyone just trying to re-ignite the fire….

Then what is good entertainment?

Mumu

JESHAL:
Some people are like "women break their rules for alphas and make the rules for beta" and I told the person that a woman will only break her own rule if it will benefit her,it has nothing to do with alpha or beta.

Never forget the innate selfish, self seeking nature of women who put their needs above anything else, they furck the alpha fuccs because they want his Gene not because they give a damn about his personality and his needs

This is for all those men that easily get jealous

Lalasticlala

stevnwigw1:
I am on the verge of making a decision, I need advice, my landlord is on my neck, as his rent for the last year running remains 50k, I have paid 100k, as the rent for a self-contain is 150k in my area in Owerri. Now he has given me two weeks to pay the balance of 50k or risk getting a quiet notice, as he said their quiet notice is alien to the law because the area is a student area. I want to ask my boss at my work place to help me with the money when he pays he can deduct it or I will give him back. I met some of my coworkers and they advised me to meet our boss, is it right to do so?

Have you tried loan apps

Fairmoney
Branch
Palm credit

Altogether will give you 50k

emmaodet:
You raised a very valid point bro.
Personally, I like talking and sharing from my past and present experiences but I noticed some people do dig your past posts and use it against you or as a jab at you.
Do you know how many insults have received on nairaland for saying I had side chicks and not faithful to my wife? Even from so called RedPillers?
Some said I talk too much for a married man, some said I shouldn’t be here mingling with small boys as a married man, some said for a married man, I gossip a lot and Dey do aproko/Cho Cho Cho

Have heard several things on nairaland due to being a married man, aligning with TRP and sharing my experiences.
I quoted a moniker on a thread not related to Romance and the mention I got was - How dear you quote me, you this serial cheating useless man.
I was stunned and shocked but it is well.

Many people are not ready to hear or see the truth. That is what I noticed even though they claim they are.

..how did you get your side chicks let me learn

Nnamdi Kanu is denied bail because the last time he was given bail, he ran out of the country and started making mouth...

Now he wants another bail...

My friend, perish that idea.

Your trial begins and ends in detention.

Spiker777:
Stop being stupid I’m currently in a neighbor Africa Country.12.5kg is still being sold here 6500,which was same price it was last year June.

. African country with no name...

Mumu man

Slynation:
Olodo...The earlier topic stated 3months

Olodo, there is no earlier topic..

Go and suck your mommy's breasst, you little boy

Slynation:
Lol...well I trust Nigerians naw!! That's how they will also relax until September 25th, then they will start the rush hour again to meet up September 30th deadline...!!

Olodo... 60 days is August 30th

Yahoo boys should understand that education is more important than money....

That's why they go broke after 5 years...

Hh

Seun:
He's dreaming about how he will recoup his sizeable investment.

You're not a good person at heart..

Tinibu was the one who gave Osinbajo his position. What makes you think the delegates will betray Tinibu?

GreyLaw:
Lol... English language hard oo.. Guy, I will be going to the UK. I have millions for my personal expenses, tuition etc, does that mean I have money to waste on another phone called IPhone 13?

These things are relative. Just Peter Obi telling you he cannot afford bla bla bla doesn't mean he cannot buy it, but the money is set aside for other things.

You have millions saved and if you take out 600k to buy iPhone 13, it will shorten your budget....this means you're probably going to UK on your last funds.... You cant afford the iPhone.... You don't have money for it... Nothing is relative.

Let's see how you survive in the UK

Realteeyee123:
Hi everyone, so I would be relocating soon Abroad .

I just need a little advise, a little confused

I currently use an Infinix Note 7 and I've been told the phone won't do me good when I travel I'm looking at buying either an;

Iphone 11
Iphone Xsmax or a
Samsung Galaxy S20

Would appreciate your humble and honest feedback.

Country is Canada.

What phone should I get please, I'm looking at buying it Soon

You can't afford iPhone 13 brand new and you're travelling to Canada. How much is your budget

chase4:
We all look forward to kissing the one(s) we love but there is more to kissing that you know. This knowledge might cause you to either indulge or abstain...it depends. Watch ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Please how did you create this video... What software did you use

Leaning

UyaiIncomparabl:
Start earning it and you will know.

As your income increases, your taste increases. Those that know, know.

You haven't seen 500k in a month since you were born

bobchigar:
Hello Nairalanders.

I feel like seeking your advise about how I can accelerate the process of returning the money that I guess was wrongly transferred to my personal bank account.

About two months ago, I received credit alert of about ₦200k in one of my savings accounts. Based on the narration of the credit alert, it shows that It was done through ATM and I did not do any transaction to have been expecting such money.
I have been expecting to get alert for reversal of the transaction but the money is still sitting in my bank account.

I have also been expecting my banker to have contacted me for approval to reverse the transaction but I have not been contacted by my banker.

I was considering the option of complaining to my banker to trace the owner from their ends but some people discouraged me from doing so; stating that those bankers may conspire with someone and falsely claim the money.

I have been thinking of possibilities of tracing the owner by myself but credit alert did not state the details of the account from which the money was transferred to my bank account.

I am feeling concerned for the person who did the transfer because his fund has been tied down.

A banker told me that the owner must have complained to his/her bank but banks ways of attending to the customers complain is slow but definitely they will contact me for reversal.

Do I keep my fingers crossed and be expecting my banker to contact me for reversal approval?
or
Complain to my banker to help me locate the owner of the transaction?

Or any other suggestions will be welcome from you but my objective is to hasten process of returning the money to the true owner.

Thank you.

You're a thief and a criminal...

I hope you get arrested

MrBrownJay1:
you have to understand that many men have misplaced egos thus they will always look down on a single mother because they will always believe that they are competing for her love with that child, not understanding that its two different things. some would even tell you that this woman will always love and/or go back to baby daddy bla bla bla (how insecure is that?)... also, i wont even talk on theo ones whose ego is so bruised, they only see her child as a confirmation that she had a life before she met them.

Shut up, you fooool

pansophist:
Dont be selfish. Hence I said you should be able to take care of them at the very least, thats the most basic. Even if your parents does not need your sustenance, it still doesn't release you from the obligation to rescue them from chaos.

It's a noble decision everyone must come in term with. Of course one can choose not to, it simply means they do not understand life. It's where the saying that "a wise man builds a tree he won't harvest from" originates from.

. the stupidest lines in history

The5DME:
I really do not subscribe to this idea of not disappointing one's parents by being successful. Our parents had their own lives, and it's not my fault some of them failed to make something out of their life. But I can't live with the expectation of making my parents happy. Let me live my life how I can, and if I'm successful with the way I lived; then so be it. This is just my own perspective sha.

You're smart

Too smart

pansophist:
Your parents are desperately hoping that you rescue them from chaos. They won't tell you directly because it will signify failure on their own part since they probably failed to rescue their own parents as well. As they grow older, their most desired wishes would be for you to take care of them as they've done to you at the very least, but it far transcends that. It is to build upon what they've built and carry the responsibility to strengthen the family and resurrect them from struggles that they couldn't defeat. The more successful and sophisticated a person you become, the happier they will be since their fulfillment is tied to your success. Don't disappoint them.

Foooool

If they couldn't rescue themselves, then they should not have children.... That would have saved them tons of money

Bahamas95:
So wealthy people don't compete amongst themselves?




BTW I am from a comfortable family.

Comfortable is not rich.... So you have no idea

Bahamas95:
Don't depend on anybody, they will only make empty promises.


Life is competition, they'll ask you "how are you" not because they care but wanna know if you're doing better than them....... Avoid fake friends/family members like plague.

Life is only a competition if you're from a poor family..

Znation:
Hello Nairalanders,

What lesson has life taught you?

Is it what you've thought it is?

Is where you are today were you thought you would be by now?

" I remember growing up as a child, i thought life is just six years in primary school, six in secondary, the following year for jamb, next is to gain admission into the universty, spend another 4 or 5 years in the universty, look for job, get the money, build my house and buy the latest car in town, and then look for a wife.

But while growing up, i find out that life is not what i thought it is. Six years in secondary turned 8 years rather.

I know of my childhood friend who told me he would become a lawyer, but haven repeatedly written jamb for 5 times without a break through, he was force to start learning a mechanic work.

Sometimes, i ask myself; what is the purpose of living, why is living a life so difficult..

At this point in time, my lesson is that nothing good comes easy; and to be happy, you have to make others happy too.

Have a nice day

Life is so easy if you're not from a poor family.

Blame your parents for making your life hard

ajimo54:
Hmmm. I pray that all searching for job will find. Business in Nigeria is difficult as well. My dear, I searched for 5 years b4 God answered my prayers in 2014. My salary was in 6 digits. Accomodation was paid for. I bought a car after 2 months. Dont lose hope. It is Nigeria. Your story will change in a minute.

Smell lies

DaddyGngeess:
I am happy I am bringing my son up in a very good way, as soon he writes his waec this year, he will go into learning how to make shawarma and others, I will open a fast food joint for him later, if he gains admission later into the university atlist by then he has getten
experience in life which will never depart from him, that was how I made it, I have never worked for anyone in my entire life, I know is not everyone that will be a business person or entrepreneur but sometimes we should give it a try instead searching for jobs everytime

Wicked man... Instead of him to learn video animation and programming so that he can make money in dollars.... You're using your illterate life to push him to make shawarma.... See the evil man thinks fast food joints progress easily....

Oya na, lets see how it goes...

You want to destroy your son's future..... God will judge you

Nazgul:
Marriage became useless to men because we abandoned our culture and tradition and embraced that of the Western world.

When you start sleeping with girls from the age of 16 and have a body count of close to 50 girls by the time you're 30, what usefulness do you expect to get from marriage? Truth is even you the man wouldn't value the marriage and would immediately resume your sexcapade after your honeymoon

The only way to restore decorum in African marriages is to embrace back our culture.

Pre marital sex must be seen as an abomination, those who practice it would be banished from their community.

Virginity test should be one of the requirements a girl must possess before marriage can take place, this will reduce promiscuity in girls.

A law should be passed that ràpists would earn in instant death sentence upon conviction. This would reduce promiscuity in guys cos no one would be willing to risk his life for a few minutes of pleasure.

Also there should be laws governing marriages that would make unfaithful partners risk jail term.

Once this measures can be put in place, I strongly believe that marriages would become as rosy as it was meant to be. And wouldn't be useless to both men and women.

What a fool