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I would love to use this opportunity to apologise to Bigcowhorn, FernandezPablo, Ocholu, Chibudollar, Siofra, Iyaebe, Winnerly and others that I trolled on nairaland.
I was caught by mom who is also on Nairaland and has been seeing my posts on Nairaland. She was very angry and disappointed with me. She said I should apologise and deactivate and I should stop bringing shame to the family.
I am so ashamed of myself right now and I promise not to do this anymore this year and I hope I will be forgiven after I deactivate this account and my other alts.

I hope to be forgiven.
And Mom if you are reading this please I am sorry and I promise to face my book so I can finish secondary school without bringing shame to the family.........

SIMP!

babasolution:
Pls I need to know from experienced guys,is it too late to go into web development at 30years old?

Its tooooooooooo late.

Sorry.

Nice!

SEE MADT MONEY.

MONEY FULL THIS COUNTRY.

Datboredberry:
I don't think there's more than a ten millionairers on this forum...

Yet, Nairaland can boast of the largest gathering of 'virgin hunters'...

So many men here are struggling...

Fluttering from the job/vacancy section to here, creating (or commenting) on threads bashing women who aren't virgins and exonerating those who are! Spamming threads with their account numbers! Advertising accounts on other social platforms for their fellow yahoo scums...

Graphic designers... Content writers... Property agents... Crypo-miners • • •Nearly every male Nairalander falls into one or more of the aforementioned categories...

Not dissing your hustle... One love!

But when these men particularly seek virgins... It's just weird...

Like, what makes you different from the others? What do you have to offer? What makes you worth a woman whose virginity to you is an added bonus?

If you're poor, kindly focus on alleviating yourself from poverty... ❤

Your quest to tear a hymen... It's not gonna help you the least bit... Especially if you aren't worthy of doing so...

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Virgins are very CHOOSY... They've saved themselves for mister PERFECT...

Ask yourself the question, "Am I in the position to want a virgin?"... "Am I worthy of deflowering a virgin?"... "Do I even deserve to be intimate with one?"...

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Other things that qualifies you to approach a virgin:

1. You are wealthy: you actually have something to offer instead of you unrealistic dreams...

2. You are a virgin...

3. A virgin genuinely cares for you: if she gives you the green light... Then you may approach her... Never otherwise!

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I'll add more after consulting with the chairlady of the Virgin Association of Nigeria...

Thanks!

Op u nedd the rod.

Satannistt:





It started as constant masturbation and then i took the red pill only to go impotent. I can't get it up again.



I blame buhari for this

The thing has tried na.

efficiencie:
Yea. The best standards indeed. Show me where Peter, Paul, James and John in scripture worship Mary like the Catholics do. Catholics pray the Hail Mary: "Hail Mary full of grace the LORD is with you. Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary mother of GOD pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death, amen." forgetting that there is no worship or prayer in the grave according to the scriptures (Psalms 6:5). But not only do Catholics ask Mary for intercession they also ask dead saints for intercession forgetting that according to the scriptures there is only one advocate, one intercessor, Jesus Christ, interceding before the Father on our behalf (1 John 2:1, 1 John 4:10, John 14:6). This is just a few of the false doctrines that the Catholic church promotes. We don't even want to go into the ugly past of the Catholic and how they persecuted and killed the children of GOD (like Tyndale), how there were popes that promoted magic and sorcery like Pope Honorious III, how popes pull out books from the bible and put some in at will, how they promote celibacy of priests in accordance with pagan practices which Paul specifically warned about (1 Timothy 4:1-3), how at some point they commercialized the forgiveness of sins/indulgences and a whole lot of other horrendous practices. Why must anyone confess sins to a man can called a Father? Was the so called Father the person sinned against? Is it scriptural? Did any of the apostles sanction it? The Catholic is not a standard to compare the Protestants against.

Wia have all the new rules & ideologies created by the new age churches taken humanity too?

We don't even want to go into the ugly past of the Catholic and how they persecuted and killed the children of GOD (like Tyndale), how there were popes that promoted magic and sorcery like Pope Honorious III, how popes pull out books from the bible and put some in at will, how they promote celibacy of priests in accordance with pagan practices which Paul specifically warned about (1 Timothy 4:1-3), how at some point they commercialized the forgiveness of sins/indulgences and a whole lot of other horrendous practices.

@ the bolded. At least they have an ugly past and came out clean. Do you know if the Pentecostals may go on a similar journey in the future, or worse?

efficiencie:
Yea. The best standards indeed. Show me where Peter, Paul, James and John in scripture worship Mary like the Catholics do. Catholics pray the Hail Mary: "Hail Mary full of grace the LORD is with you. Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary mother of GOD pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death, amen." forgetting that there is no worship or prayer in the grave according to the scriptures (Psalms 6:5). But not only do Catholics ask Mary for intercession they also ask dead saints for intercession forgetting that according to the scriptures there is only one advocate, one intercessor, Jesus Christ, interceding before the Father on our behalf (1 John 2:1, 1 John 4:10, John 14:6). This is just a few of the false doctrines that the Catholic church promotes. We don't even want to go into the ugly past of the Catholic and how they persecuted and killed the children of GOD (like Tyndale), how there were popes that promoted magic and sorcery like Pope Honorious III, how popes pull out books from the bible and put some in at will, how they promote celibacy of priests in accordance with pagan practices which Paul specifically warned about (1 Timothy 4:1-3), how at some point they commercialized the forgiveness of sins/indulgences and a whole lot of other horrendous practices. Why must anyone confess sins to a man can called a Father? Was the so called Father the person sinned against? Is it scriptural? Did any of the apostles sanction it? The Catholic is not a standard to compare the Protestants against.

When dealing with human traditions, implementing new ideas or ideology is a big risk and a disaster carefully placed inside hell's hatchery. Lets stick to what has been working for centuries and we will be fine.

Pastors keep shifting or downgrading their standards every day, because their ideas are new and most pass through a thousand experiments to survive. Every new idea most pass through fire in order to effective and its obvious the pastors are putting off the flames so soon, they are going back to age old testing ideologies.

I am not a catholic or even religious, but experience has thought me to stick to what has been proven and tested for years, rather than following some new ways from my head.

The Catholics and co have a standard that has been tested and trusted for up to or more than a thousand years. Their is no need for any pastor to use his members has guinea pigs and lab rats. Imagine a church shifting the goal post because they are experimenting with human lives.

Live will be better if we just imitate the greats, then add a little flavor. I am talking about adopting or creating certain new age ideas that will lead to lost of problems in the future.

Just follow a system that has been tested and proven.

They world dont need a new tradition.

RawBitterTruth:
Na base on who you be na.

Common! will you eat that fowl and stop crying foul,you ungrateful element .

Upgrade your life and go to better events

Oya come collect small dollar go buy chicken

By the way;U and the mod that moved this to the front page dey craze.

Abeg u fit give me just one dollar?

muzilala:
KUMUYI'S REFORMATION STRATEGY AND THE DEEPER LIFE CHURCH: A Critical Observation

As an emerging futurist, I'm particularly drawn to patterns and trends. I attempt to stand in three spaces at the same time; yesterday, today and tomorrow. I deploy tools of critical analysis, strategic research and strategic foresighting to draw predictions and prospects. It's such an interesting ascent I must say.

One of the most talked about leadership recalibration and systemic transformation is that being experienced by the DEEPER CHRISTIAN LIFE MINISTRY, one of largest pentecostal assembly in world led by the International preacher, Pastor. W. F. Kumuyi.

The world obviously didn't expect that level of rapid rapid response to change in adminstrative, digital and other quarters.

Distinguished Brand Strategist, Keke Alder upholds that, "a vision is not different from it's visioner". So is the case of Deeper Life.

Pastor Kumuyi, a calm, systematic and diplomatic leader built his team and organization to embrace an orthodox - like, solemn and reserved approach to worship and spiritual activities. The preacher is sparsely involved in societal matters and when he does, has a diplomatic approach.

These, positioned Deeper Life on a unique part as most of their approaches differ largely from other pentecostal expressions. This, has been a matter of controversy for long but for a very focused leader, nothing deters his commitment to his received vision and to the unique template that guides his vision.

THE HINT

This was the case as many either accepted that uniqueness or ultimately let it be after much show of displeasure. Not until, a few years ago, the gifted teacher publicly declared his intentions to address matters of no eternal significance that were not helping the church to grow. In his words, "those things we put in place to help the church, which are not helping the church, he will remove them before he goes (indicative of his departure from earth through death).

That statement, sounded controversial and though not taking too serious or not knowing what to expect from the dynamic Puritan, it would be an entrance into an Irresistible reformation.

The popular leader, had simply deployed the "Clear The Way" strategy. A method deployed to gradually ease people into a dramatic change. Especially for a congregation built along some rigid and unconventional patterns.

THE DARE

Pastor Kumuyi, unrelenting about his resolve to position along his church along the lines of global relevance clearly began to show more commitment to interdenominational engagements.

The Lagos Strategic Leadership conference in partnership with the Christian Association Of Nigeria (CAN), Lagos, Chapter, The Wednesday Bible Study, that saw him move from church to church in communities in Lagos, The Independence Service and Lagos State Thanksgiving held at the Church Headquarters and a growing relationship with other spiritual and political leaders constituted a chain of salient yet critical foundations to support what was to come.

THE TRIGGER

Kumuyi turned 80 years on Sunday, June 6, 2021.

At the worship service that day which was attended by Governors Babajide Sanwo-Olu and Emmanuel Udom, some youths of the church strategically positioned at the first gallery of church building suddenly emerged from the blues and started blowing the trumpets and sang happy birthday to their pastor.

Service was temporary obstructed as they were overjoyed, singing and blowing the trumpets and other musical instruments. This was the first time such a thing has occurred in the history of Deeper Life, a conservative holiness church.

The action of the youths elicited mixed feelings in the church. While some were happy, others felt the youths have compromised the standard of the church.

But on Saturday, shortly before delivering his message at the workers’ meeting, Kumuyi doused the tension and said those who had been punished by their action during the service should be restored back to the working team.

The short address was clearly beyond a tension dousing agenda. It was an obvious endorsement of the youth arm of the church and a call to collaboration between both generations.

The Mathematics Scholar turned preacher had by some unimaginable equations, bridged a generational gap.

I dare to say that 6th June, 2021 will go down in history as the trigger of a denominational reformation.

THE SHOCKS

What followed was a long list of unusual practices.

- The commencement of THE GLOBAL CRUSADE - an EVANGELISTIC EXPRESSION that leverages on high level technology to reach nations of the world. With Abuja, Calabar, Enugu, Portharcourt, Uyo and most recently Lagos used as Alpha locations from where the rest of the world hook up. So far, they have been tremendous testimonies.

- The Social Media take over strategy.
The church invested labour and financial might into its social media positioning.
Excellent photography and videography to arrive at excellent coverage of events and cross continental link ups.

- DON MOEN!!!! That was it.
A guest music minister. Surely, no one expected that.
The 6 days crusade had the American worship leader lead worship for all the days.

This opened the door to subsequent invitations.
Pastor Nathaniel Bassey, Pastor William McDowell and most recently, Paul Baloche have all graced the Global platform.

- Electrifying atmosphere of worship and Praise

- Adjusted modus operandi

- Even the Pastor Kumuyi's physical appearance is not spared, as the 80 - year old looks uniquely dressed with some very perfect combinations capped a well patterned blazer and matching tie.
In addition, one would easily notice that he also has his notes and texts displayed on the screen as opposed to the older pattern of printed notes and flipping pages.

Among other truly fascinating adjustment!

THE GOAL

For an 80 years old, admitting that He is at the departure lounge of life would certainly be an easy call. The Man - Kumuyi and The Mandate - Deeper Christian Life Ministry will certainly be embracing continuity systems and longevity frames.

Though Pastor Kumuyi is still active in the work of Ministry, in fact a renowned preacher, Apostle Joshua Selman recently marvelled at his strength and doggedness. In his words " Pastor Kumuyi still engages crusades as though he's a young preacher seeking visibility"; his attention has obviously shifted to the next generation.

The whole picture intricately is a beautiful sight to behold and one can only just accept a visioner and his vision embrace change at the highest echelon of excellence and speed.

For me, it is what you get when flexibility is in place and EFFECTIVE youths are empowered enough!

Jonathan Isah
Strategist and Futurist
December, 2021


Addendum**
We’ve also seen the church’s verified social media pages jump on trends. For example, last October, the church handler posted “Na the kind anointing wey pastor Kumuyi dey receive i wan dey use now”

They’ve also posted “What God cannot do does not exist “
Which got people cheered up in the comments section.

Kudos Deeper life Church. This is real strategy in action.[/color]

Deeper Life GO introduced a version of chritianity that is no longer working for his members.

The wise man don port.

Message = Stick to what has been working for centuries when dealing with human traditions, pastors must Avoid introducing un-tested concepts in to the world. Stick with what has been working for years.

Do not reinvent the christian wheel.

I believe the Catholic church and Anglican have set the best standards for us. No go bring ur own.


aBOVE ALL avoid been a born again or worse over born again.

Palema007:
You are 35 and you want to marry?

Bro Do not marry... Marriage favours only women! Enjoy your life till you are 65 then travel out to search for a beautiful 18 years old American lady. Then marriage will favour you and you will escape the evil Nigerian Women.

Very good advice.

lawdksearch:
Hello Everyone,

I am trying to increase my tentacles here and I'm on the quest for a serious relationship that could lead to marriage.

My name is Brorhie; a male and I am 35 years of age, dark in complexion and engineering is my profession.
Any interested lady of the tribes: Igbo, Edo, Urhobo and between the ages of 22 to 30, God fearing, respectful, caring and ready to settle down should please reach me via lawdksearch@gmail.com.
Complexion: Brown or light skin
Drop your contact details also.

Thank very much.

U have passed the age of marriage sorry.

Supreme145:
Recently I've observed my motivation levels as regards to coding has dropped drastically, I went almost two weeks without coding due to power outage and I could recall how restless and wasteful I felt not coding all those days. Light has been restored for some days now but I'm beginning to feel lazy, the numerous reject mails I wake up to each morning has left me dejected and wondering if I'm on the right path.

I'm currently trashing out my react skills and applying for internship and entry level positions both paid and unpaid without success. Normally at my level I should be focused on upgrading my skills and practicing more but for someone that has bills to pay, the need for a job has overridden every other interest.

Depression is setting in and I'm struggling to get my motivation back, Its been days since I opened my VS code which very unlike me, I feel I'm wasting away but I still can't find that zeal to code.

Has anyone been in this kind of situation before How do I get my motivation back??

The game is not easy. Money is a very big motivation, I get ur point.

U go get dia.

No worry.

Every obstacle is a miracle manifesting.


OP na Dec time b dis, no be time for coding. U get?

Enter street go enjoy ya sef.

See u in 2022

Webster563:
Guys, a friend of mine is contemplating selling his car to fund his startup. No one is willing to fund him and banks are not willing to help too. His car is currently his only asset and he's seeking advice to know if he should take the risk. He also said the car has been helpful as he drives it to meetings and other places. Is there an alternative? Or he should go ahead and sell it.
Your advice is needed

He should never sell his car.

pointblank247:
Which one , sabbath, cherubim and seraphine, celestial, olumba olumba

i love all of them, which one are you

Love all of dem like u.

iLegendd:
Whenever I See This Picture, I Get Angry [Picture]

Some years ago, as a student, I was the best in class, but I was a SIMP and a 7 seconds' man in bed.

I sabi book, but I no sabi f*ck. One day, I challenged myself and improved my game and became the best in bed without dr.ugs. I even wrote a book called Lasticle about this — it helps men naturally and permanent hours in bed without dru.gs. Search it on Google.

So, after school, my 22 year old rich girlfriend said she wants to take me to a nearby country 'make we go catch cruise,' go club, eat out, visit places, get massages, f*ck like crazy, and do some other fun sh!ts.

On our way, as the only black person in the vehicle, I felt special and unique. When we got to the other country's border, the immigration checked everyone and it took them less than a minute to get back to the bus, including my girl.

When it got to my turn, guess what? They took my passport and screamed, "Nigerian," and boom, everyone was at alert.

It took them more than 20 minutes to verify my credential to confirm if I was a criminal or not. I wasn't, but for being a Nigerian, they thought I was.

The driver was patient not to have left me — my girl told him to wait. When I went back to the bus, I felt shame, embarrassed, and humiliated, but as a guy who has worked on his confidence and self-esteem for a long time, I smiled at myself, we kissed and took a picture. Great men don't stay down for long.

We arrived and lodged in a cool hotel. She took me to a spa and this cute Asian girl massaged me for $50.

Damn! She sabi work. Because of how I enjoyed the massage, my baby girl got jealous and boom, we started quarrelling.

Our relationship is all about fight, make up sex, enjoyment, buying me gifts, me buying her nothing — I'm broke, fight again, more sweet sex, pregnancy, abortion, more quarrel, more sex, flexing, etc.

She loves me more than anything because I bang like a king — bad boys dey learn work. Unfortunately, I wasn't in love because I don't fall in love.

Wise men don't fall in love no matter how beautiful a woman is. They only like, they don't love.

So, the picture below always reminds me of how corrupt foreigners see us (Nigerians), but one way to overcome it is to be sincere, honest, and f*cking great in bed when you're entangled with any of them.

Change their notions about us by being honest. Honesty and amazing sex is a weapon to a woman's heart.

For those Nigerians who paint us bad like the drug pushers, the arm.ed rob.bers, the Internet sc.am.mers, the ritua.lists, etc. they deserve death penalty.

If the government keeps forgiving these criminals without ki.ll.ing them, they'll keep coming back for more evil and ruin the name of the good ones.

I took that picture even though I was going through pains and humiliation. To me, it's not racism. If a black American was in the bus, he wouldn't have spent as much time as I did.

The only luck Nigerians have to escape foreign humiliation is death, wealth, fame, or change.

All these youths forming Yah.oo Yah.oo should he killed when caught.

This is one of the way forward. It's sad seeing all these hungry Nigerian girls prefer to date these bástards that are contributing in drawing our country backward. Shame!

I feel hurt looking at that picture because it triggers sad memories, but I feel great the books I wrote from my experiences have changed thousands of men's lives home and abroad and has enriched my pocket legitimately.

The moral of the story is: as a man, be honest and be great in bed. Also, try to make your money legitimately if you want peace of mind. Contribute in making Nigeria great by being sincere and staying away from crime.

Lies!

Keep quiet.

Amechi is un wise.

No wonder Wike they eff am steady.

Homeboiy:
Lol the more you look


See in quest for riches I went far but I had to backtrack immediately

That owerri eeeh
Their is one Eze Nwanyi that does spiritual works for boys

You come pay homage when money enter

Me wey don enter casket place charm on my chest for 15 minutes

Na when blood start entering I run

Ordinary blood?

Kobojunkie:
Look, so long as it has to do with churches, they are all rituals, no different from what your babalawos and soothsayprs will serve you.

ok!

Zizizi:
Merry Christmas ��� my people. Please it's very lengthy but I will make it brief .

So my brother happen to join one guy in the neighborhood who's into yahoo. I mean in less down 8 months he bought two cars a day , buying landed properties in PH , lag and Delta . I mean all there men buy cars in two once . Almost all have hotels or are building hotels or one house or the other , they go to club they spend like politicians, go to area they are known they dash like Anini . But ,what I don't understand is they all attend white garment church , they travel from pH to oweri to attend the church not that they were born into the church oh , the new found yahoo made them to start going to the church, they no longer call God , God or Jesus' ,Jesus but rather Yahweh .

Sometimes they sacrifices rams and other stuff that's what they show us oh we don't know if there's anything beyond that .I happen to hear one say he will have to stay in the church for a month to be able to have the blessings. I am not exaggerating anything I have said . What I have said about the spending is more . If they want to go worship,they use two Hilux of police to and fro to avoid harassment that's how they hv gone wide with it ...I mean all small boys none is up to 36years .

Well, I am just concerned about the possible consequences as I have brother in it . Fear no de allow me go close to am one bit cause I hate anything spiritual season I am not too deep in prayers make person no go rob me with evil . ...


I forget to add, sometimes de travel to ABJ or lag only them know waiting them de go do der .. sometimes spend 1 week or two in each of these state no be say na flexing oh....I personally don't know what de do der .


I am just curious! What's the possible consequences? Is it normal that white garment blesses people that way ? ...their priest they call him Kohem the king maker ..as young boy too ...base Owerri and the owner of the white garment church.


Please forget my typo and say one or two u know about this .


Mynd44
Seun

White garment church is the way.



No dull ya sef.

tensazangetsu20:
DSA isn't crap please.

I know.

jbreezy:
How much comfortable should i get in Javascript before jumping to react ? I've learnt html and css...learnt those in 2 weeks and I've been practicing everyday..learnt all beginners' curriculum on javascript for 2 weeks (from variables to DOM) ...and I can say I know hw js works..Just wanna know if it's not too early to jump into react...Learnt python in less than 2 weeks (actually got me well prepared for JS) before I started js tho but pended going deeply cos I decided to delve into wed development...(Although I'm still going to get back to python jst for the fun of it)...So I'm just wondering if it's few weeks JS isn't too small to jump into React and maybe I should just study more advanced books before I move into React cos I don't wanna get stuck
I used Learning Javascript by Ethan Brown and Eloquent Javascript to learn Js..Studied the two front to back...
(Modify) (Quote) (Report) (Share)

Wow!
Nice!

Focus on vanilla Js.

Under two weeks ehh, you get very very high IQ.

Good luck.

siofra:
If you still take this dusty boy serious on this forum, I'm sorry but you're a clown!


The earlier you realise that boy is a fakeass, the better for you.

HE DOESN'T HAVE THE INTEREST OF ANY GUY HERE AT HEART ELSE HE WON'T BE SPEWING ALL THOSE HATEFUL SHIT!!

TheGidredpiller has always said he will never quote a woman in his life but guess what? He quoted my Bestie and another lady on a thread with his business account.

You see? That guy is a HYPOCRITE! If he's doing this, imagine the kind of simp he'll be in real life. Maybe the type that embarrass themselves in the comment section of female celebrities.

*Pukes

Motherfucking HYPOCRITE!

Sup?

Nice!

AustainoPatrick:
@blaqFace

I am in 400 level already, I can manage both.
I don't intend to drop from school either

Hw? @ d bolded

AustainoPatrick:
I am an undergraduate learning how to code, and I just entered CSS .
I bought an udemy course from Colt steele and that's what I'm using for now,

i have a question bothering me and I want to ask you guys that are more experienced in programming.

1. Is it possible for me to become a front end web developer within a space of 6 months and be able to get a job as a front end web developer
2. If it's possible, what are the learning curve i should follow to achieve this 6 months goals and what level of consistency with respect to learning (like how long should I code in a day) in other to achieve this goal.

3. What other study materials do you recommend for effective learning and understanding
Boss Tensazangetsu20
please � come and lecture your boy

Nobody can say they have learnt how to program finish.

Six months will not be enough for anybody.

U learn every day.

abostg:
The page is fully functional (both back and front end) as I envisaged it.

But i just feel something is wrong with the design or appearance

Guys what do you think ?

Its fine.

Just remove the button borders.

Focus on the coding. Leave that DSA part first.

U go learn that one latter.

Maths is learnable.

Maths is over rated.


Can u code a llittle bit?

If no DUMP that DSA Crap first.

IamHeWrites:
https://twitter.com/peru/status/1474419764533641222

NA lie o

Op calm down.

NICE!

iLegendd:
Since I'm gay and broke, I have no food at home. If you're gay like me, invite me over. Or, should I just dress up and stand on the street to get clients?

You're free to abuse me — I'm immune to it. I'm gay and I'm proud of it, but I'm not proud of being broke. Let somone help me with 200 Naira to buy beans and bread.

Life no balance. I love Buhari.

U DON MADT.