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Politics / Re: Real Reason Sheikh Khalid Was Sacked - Farooq Kperogi by lildonn222: 9:20pm On Apr 04, 2022
BigRocky:

Hypocritical fellows.
toxic mind indeed.
Politics / Re: Real Reason Sheikh Khalid Was Sacked - Farooq Kperogi by lildonn222: 9:18pm On Apr 04, 2022
Urbanchampion:


I understand your point, and I should agree with it. However, you can imagined the kind of pressure that may have been fro. "above" to get the Imam dispensed with as quick as they could. Meanwhile, there is no light in major parts of the Abuja metropolis, that letter may have been typed in a business centre. I have seen errors in Council memos meant for Federal Executive Council.
Farooq was criticizing them for their quick-to-action in banning the Imam for saying the truth and how they can't hide their obsession with 2023(as that's all they care about).Do you rather he praise them?
Politics / Re: Real Reason Sheikh Khalid Was Sacked - Farooq Kperogi by lildonn222: 9:18pm On Apr 04, 2022
Urbanchampion:


I understand your point, and I should agree with it. However, you can imagined the kind of pressure that may have been fro. "above" to get the Imam dispensed with as quick as they could. Meanwhile, there is no light in major parts of the Abuja metropolis, that letter may have been typed in a business centre. I have seen errors in Council memos meant for Federal Executive Council.
Farooq was criticizing them for their quick-to-action in banning the Imam for saying the truth and how they can't hide their obsession with 2023(as that's all they care about).Do you rather he praised them?
Politics / Re: Real Reason Sheikh Khalid Was Sacked - Farooq Kperogi by lildonn222: 8:58pm On Apr 04, 2022
Urbanchampion:
Fool, always having a say on every matter. He ended up not saying anything reasonable here. He emphasised on an error that could have been a mere typographic. Today, I treated 3 letters and I repeatedly wrote " 4th March" instead of "4th April" it was a Cirp member, not even my Supervisor that noticed the error. In a small mind like that of this buffoon, I dey obsessed with March be that?
It's usually a problem for an aboki to go to school.
Yet he made more sense than you.Keep looking down on people and see how your life would end.
Politics / Re: Real Reason Sheikh Khalid Was Sacked - Farooq Kperogi by lildonn222: 8:54pm On Apr 04, 2022
BigRocky:
God no dey make mistake,but am not supposed to be sharing country with this northerners.
toxic mind
Foreign Affairs / Re: Brazilian Man With 9 Wives Plans To Marry 2 More & Have Babies With All Of Them by lildonn222: 8:47pm On Apr 04, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright.....

Not surprised.....South Americans sometimes dey behave like Africans
Especially their women....once them see money with the man....them go shook head put
it's nice to see you back.

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Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by lildonn222: 1:51pm On Apr 04, 2022
johnyPal:
1. PayDay 2
2. The Forest
3. The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
4. Need for Speed: Most Wanted 2005
does Skyrim support gamepad ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by lildonn222: 3:38pm On Apr 02, 2022
Benwallt:
You need Jesus
End time prediction by the dude.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine: What Will Happen If EU & NATO Countries Refuse To Pay For Russia's Gas? by lildonn222: 11:21am On Mar 30, 2022
Investigative:
America: we invaded iraq because of weapon of mass destruction
Me:why don't you Invade Russia,they also have weapon of mass destruction
America
Russia weapons of mass destruction can't match Iraq's weopons of mass destruction.

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Food / Re: Nigerian Food Critic, Chef Opeyemi, Shares His Experience Eating Crocodile by lildonn222: 7:30pm On Mar 29, 2022
Fear humans
Politics / Re: HURIWA Condemns Buhari’s Silence On Kaduna Airport, Rail Attacks by lildonn222: 2:25pm On Mar 29, 2022
This should not be about him being silent rather about him not taking action.Talk won't change anything without taking the right actions.
Family / Re: MARTIAL BED: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by lildonn222: 2:05pm On Mar 29, 2022
WoundedLamb:


Lol... I don't even know where to start. Sorry bro, I'm not a lady. Hopefully, you get to find a female programmer some day.

Hehe... this was so funny. grin
Guy was like....

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Family / Re: MARTIAL BED: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by lildonn222: 2:02pm On Mar 29, 2022
merits:

Because of toto no be juju be that.
Toto itself is juju of its kind
Family / Re: MARTIAL BED: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by lildonn222: 1:43pm On Mar 29, 2022
Oyindamolah:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MY COUSIN:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?
There is simple solution to this,go oral! That way,you relieve the tension.

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Education / Re: Isn't This Too Much For A 4year Old. by lildonn222: 12:16pm On Mar 29, 2022
Kenog4real:


Can't read but when you read out loud to him he tries to pick the right answer.
He really tried.
Education / Re: Isn't This Too Much For A 4year Old. by lildonn222: 9:12pm On Mar 28, 2022
It's too much.Op, can the 4 year old read,understand and answer these questions by himself ?
Most private schools don't go by the government's curriculum that's why.Some schools are only displaying contents for the parents to see where there money is going.

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Religion / Re: Someone's Soul Spiritually Tied Down Using An Agama Lizard (graphics) by lildonn222: 8:39pm On Mar 28, 2022
I'm mostly surprised by not seeing it in your cooking pot because as far as am concerned, every news about animals that hit the front page usually ends with the animal in a pot

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Education / Re: Kenyan Trying To Mock Nigeria English by lildonn222: 8:29pm On Mar 28, 2022
emerged01:
Our pidgin dey alway confuse these eastern Africans.
Yeah,there is a funny notion where I live too(up north ).They think most southerners can only speak pidgin and that they can't speak correct English.I had to explain to them that it's a language on it's own.
Education / Re: Kenyan Trying To Mock Nigeria English by lildonn222: 8:21pm On Mar 28, 2022
iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made three mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Contest for context (I blame his autocorrect).
2. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
3. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply. cheesy

100% oppression and confidence. grin
I've noticed number 2 right on.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Roman Abramovich Suffered Suspected Poisoning At Russia-Ukraine Peace Talk by lildonn222: 5:43pm On Mar 28, 2022
I think the west should emphasize more on the peace talk rather than supplying weopons for Ukraine to prolong the weopons are useless without the people.
Romance / Re: I Am Having A Problem With My Girlfriend. by lildonn222: 1:05pm On Mar 24, 2022
You need to up your mental strength.At 35 you are strong, as a matter of fact you can do 2/3 a day you are not 65.Worry not man,if you feel exhausted try oral.

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Romance / Re: MEN!! This Is Why You Should Never INVEST In Women. She Will DUMP You!! (Photos) by lildonn222: 12:54pm On Mar 24, 2022
Invest in your wife.Even if you die she'll take care of your kids.IMHO
Romance / Re: My Female Students Are Giving Me Problem by lildonn222: 12:39pm On Mar 24, 2022
I advise you to stop being friendly with them and end that tutorials or face irresistible temptations that could land you into trouble .Forget the legal age being 18 those girls between the age of 15,16 and 17 have strong sexual desires.I've watched a lot of interviews with women recalling their first time being around that age span.(even the oyinbos that declared 18 to be the legal age )
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Blocks Trans Women Refugees: "They Are Men, Must Go Back & Fight" by lildonn222: 11:29am On Mar 24, 2022
Not only trans,women should also be forced to stay and fight.So as to let them enjoy the equality they fought so hard for.

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Acquires Multimillion Customized Diamond Chain (video) by lildonn222: 7:36pm On Mar 23, 2022
Even if you don't have wrist watch your time will come.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel: Arab Attacker Who Stabbed Four To Death, Shot Dead by lildonn222: 7:58pm On Mar 22, 2022
Should some extremists sprong from Ukraine after the current invasion by Russia and be carrying similar attacks in Russia.You guys would find sweet English words to describe them.
Religion / Re: Any Nigerian Who Can Change Into A Cat To Get ₦2.5m by lildonn222: 3:28pm On Mar 22, 2022
Buliwyf:


More excuses and explanations. You think someone of my disposition will be able to keep himself from chuckling and mocking a pair of young men performing magic tricks for money? You must think we are all timid like you.

Why would I want to see some shitty video of people using knife on themselves; videos that you didn't make yourself when I have seen the real deal and I have asked to test it?

Guy go and be deceiving yourself in your little small corner. In the real world questions will be asked of you and your beliefs so you either show undisputable evidence or keep quiet. Not these 100 excuses you are giving.
You ask for proof yet you don't want to see my shitty videos.Now you resort to insult.Well,thank you and goodbye.
Religion / Re: Any Nigerian Who Can Change Into A Cat To Get ₦2.5m by lildonn222: 2:09pm On Mar 22, 2022
Buliwyf:


Lol. More excuses. I don tire for your matter. Why are they the ones using the knives on their own skin? What is the use of the JuJu when someone else can't test it on you? That's as good as not having JuJu. Imagine if the manufacturers of your phone told you only them can call people for you lol.

You do realize that cutting is done by pressure right? And the sharpness required to cut different materials are different. Find a better defence abeg. There is no video you have that can convince me more than people I have watched myself and interacted with and mocked directly to their faces.
I bet you didn't mock nobody to their faces.They can wrap the knives on their tommy pull with force yeah that's the amount of pressure they use.And you said you want proof but don't want my videos,what's that?
I can't proof transforming into cat for I have never seen any one transforming into anything.But what am telling you about knives I have seen with my naked eyes and it ain't trick at all.Science can't answer every questions of this planet,there are things beyond science itself.
My faith resent those things but I can't deny the fact that they are there.Have you read the Harry potter books ?(fiction ) not just the movie,if yes you'll understand that you can't pay those guys to expose themselves.So is the fact with extreme cove members.
Religion / Re: Any Nigerian Who Can Change Into A Cat To Get ₦2.5m by lildonn222: 1:02pm On Mar 22, 2022
Buliwyf:


Stop talking about Hausa men as if we haven't lived in the north before. Ask any of those guys you want to cut them with your own knife and watch them squirm. By the way I schooled in an FGC in the north.

All the rest of what you are claiming are childish tricks I have seen countless times. If you so believe in this things and want to prove they really work, there is the guy in the OP. Contact him.

I don't know why all you people just come online and make claims but are not willing to show proof of them. This is not your church service where you claim a miracle and all the members swallow it. The enlightened world demands more proof than your claims. Sorry.
The reason why they won't let you use your knife on then is jazz pass jazz meaning someone more prepared will still cut them and they won't risk that.For other things you called 'childish tricks '' it's not trick at all.
Lastly,if you really live in the north you know those guys use real knives on theiir skin.They'll even use it cut other things before dragging it on their throats.I can get you videos.
Religion / Re: Any Nigerian Who Can Change Into A Cat To Get ₦2.5m by lildonn222: 10:04pm On Mar 21, 2022
Buliwyf:


See cheap excuse. Is it everyone that turn to animals that are witches? Or you don't know there are cultures in Nigeria that practice and believe in shape shifting as a tradition?

Secondly, what can you prove? You can't proof your skin is impervious to knives despite boasting about it. You can't prove you can disappear despite boasting about it every time. You can't prove this. So what can you prove without excuses? Imagine if your phone only work with excuses. Lol grin grin
My guy,there are things in this world that cannot be explained by science.I watched time without numbers how some hausa men would use sharp blades on their skin and nothing happened,some even use it in their eyes.They are called 'Yan tauri' up North.
with my naked eyes I saw a man pushing very long needless in his nostrils.He'll boast that its between his ear but we cannot see that(we can only see it go through his nose ) He would also get inside a very small pot leaving only his head(would also tell us that he was not really inside the pot but behind it) but we usually circled him when he's doing all these things in a market square.And believe me it's on our naked eyes.

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