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Celebrities › Re: Meet To The Hottest Male Model Ever With The Sexiest Beard On Earth [PHOTOS] by lilmax(m): 10:23am On Jul 13, 2014
The beard no make sense
Celebrities › Re: Happy 39th Birthday To Rita Dominic by lilmax(m): 10:21am On Jul 13, 2014
39 and counting grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Numbers 18 Faults Oyedepo’s Teaching On Tithes by lilmax(m): 9:17am On Jul 13, 2014
Una never tire?
Sports › Re: Is This The Worst Brazilian Side Ever? by lilmax(m): 7:42am On Jul 13, 2014
Step by step heart to heart
Left right left
They(brazil) all fall down like toy soldiers,bit by bit torn apart they never win but the battle wages on for toy soldiers
Romance › Re: Guys Una Dey Fall Hand Joor! by lilmax(m): 12:29pm On Jul 12, 2014
The part “thanks for accepting me“ is so annoying
Rap Battles › Re: Top 5 Lyricists Of Nairaland. by lilmax(m): 11:56am On Jul 12, 2014
Coogar....nice
Celebrities › Re: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE by lilmax(m): 9:11am On Jul 12, 2014
Dirty
Family › Re: Love/hate My Mother by lilmax(m): 7:28pm On Jul 11, 2014
Enugu nairalanders
Family › Re: Court Dissolves Marriage Over Wife’s Frequent Battery Of Husband by lilmax(m): 7:14pm On Jul 11, 2014
Smh
Family › Re: Court Dissolves Marriage Over Wife’s Frequent Battery Of Husband by lilmax(m): 7:12pm On Jul 11, 2014
Kanwulia: Battered daughters make the most abusive wives and mothers!
MEN! You reap what you sow! kiss
YOU WANNO BEAT YA KIDS?
They will BEAT THEIR HUSBANDS, WIVES AND KIDS TO DEATH!
They will be PSYCHOS for life. . . who can never learn to give or receive LOVE from MAN or their GOD! kiss


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eocCPDxKq1o
as usual
Phones › Re: Researchers Recover 100s Of Nude Photos From Second-hand Smartphones by lilmax(m): 6:36pm On Jul 11, 2014
Please where are the female unclad pics? We cant just believe something like this without pics
Romance › Re: A Nigerian Guy Drove 17 Hours To See A Girl He Met On Twitter. by lilmax(m): 4:39pm On Jul 11, 2014
MzMariah: Lol. No mind the guy grin

Chai, in his mind he will be like....'yeeepeeeeeee......I'm going to get laid grin after all she just one of those bitches on twitter only for him to get there after a long 17 hours drive and the babe no even reason that area cheesy cheesy who knows, maybe if he had succeeded in doing it we would have seen something like..........'dammmmmmm, met her 2 weeks ago, visited her today and got laid. she is just one of those cheap whores I met on twitter grin grin grin

Not all ladies are whores and not all whores are ladies. grin

She even try give the guy ice cream still follow am go movies, how I wish na only water she give am, them con talk after which she con escort am reach were he pack him car, give am holy hug then he drive back just the way he drive go because na only him waka come grin grin
nice one....she is a wife material too
Romance › Re: A Nigerian Guy Drove 17 Hours To See A Girl He Met On Twitter. by lilmax(m): 3:57pm On Jul 11, 2014
This guy na fool o
Romance › Re: LADIES!!!, How Do You Feel If This Happens? by lilmax(m): 3:12pm On Jul 11, 2014
nikkypearl: Seconded!
But d other way round..if they are ugly ,I will adjust properly and slowly flaunt my tinz!coz I don't do cute guys! grin
you do cute guys,so na ugly guys you dey do .....
Politics › Re: 2015: APC Is Blinded By Desperation For Power – PDP by lilmax(m): 1:12pm On Jul 11, 2014
But wont get the power
Nairaland General › Re: Girl Born Without A Face by lilmax(m): 11:00am On Jul 11, 2014
Lilimax: A lot of people are currently mistaken your name from mine angry.

NOTE:
Once again, I am Lilimax and a female whereas you are Lilmax and a male
is it my fault? angry angry
Nairaland General › Re: Girl Born Without A Face by lilmax(m): 10:27am On Jul 11, 2014
Euthanasia will be good if they cant afford the price of plastic surgery,making her see life like this is so bad,she might commit suicide and nobody should come here and say that life will be better without a face for God sake you are not the girl and you dont know how it feels
Nairaland General › Re: Girl Born Without A Face by lilmax(m): 10:20am On Jul 11, 2014
Lilimax: Jesu!
undecided
Family › Re: What To Do When Your Husband Won’t Help With House Chores by lilmax(m): 7:37am On Jul 11, 2014
Thats why i will always advise men not to depend on their wife for money,a woman will tell her husband that he must do the chores because she also provides money for the family....
Family › Re: What To Do When Your Husband Won’t Help With House Chores by lilmax(m): 7:30am On Jul 11, 2014
moderatorr: If she can't keep my house heavenly clean and still cook a very nice dish on top of it while i watch TV, then she should leave and let a woman who can do it take her place.

I need to eat and leave the plates there, remove my shoe in the palour then go to my room on barefoot cheesy
Play with my kids and scatter everywhere!
Only to wake up the next morning and see everywhere clean again. If she can't do it, she should leave.
Do you know what we men face everyday? And you expect us to comeback to the house and start helping you with chores again, why did i marry you in the first place? If na s*x, ashawo full every where nah.

While we were young, you were using all your money for samsung galaxy S39 and brazillian hair, blackberry nails, long eye lashes and dating multiple older men. while we were reading motivational books, investing in series and series of failed business just to get the experience, being an apprentice for years with all the insults involved just to make it, boycotting parties and shows to save time and money, learning painful computer language after language, learning to pastor a church, lead a team, work all night, solicit for funds, perfecting our use of spoken and written english etc
Now when we finally make it and marry you, you want us to come and help you with house chores, if i suuulaaaaaaaaaaaaap you!

This is how many marriages fail
Option 1
Woman == Lazy with house chores
Man doesn't care
Woman invites househelp
Man gets househelp pregnant! cheesy

Option 2
Woman == lazy to cook
Man == eats at the cafeteria everyday after work
Man impregnates cafeteria woman's daughter!

Option 3
Woman == lazy to fork
Man == realizes his secretary is actually s*xy
Man impregnates secretary!
gringringrin
Family › Re: What To Do When Your Husband Won’t Help With House Chores by lilmax(m): 6:30am On Jul 11, 2014
Some lazy women go die on top this matter today just watch
Family › Re: You Can't Underestimate The Power Of Words In Marriage And Relationships by lilmax(m): 6:26am On Jul 11, 2014
Ok
Fashion › Re: Swim Suit Ideas For A Chubby Chic by lilmax(m): 5:43pm On Jul 10, 2014
Lets just see a pic of your body
Romance › Re: List Of Spacegoat Crushes In Romance Session ( Love In The Hair) by lilmax(m): 3:21pm On Jul 10, 2014
Mz mariah? grin dreams fade sha
Phones › Re: I Need A Durable 2-sim Phone As A Gift, Pls Advice by lilmax(m): 2:00pm On Jul 10, 2014
worldgee: Kindly advice ya boy naw.....
only tecno falls on that price,except you dont need an android
Romance › Re: Do We Have Ladies Like This On Nairaland by lilmax(m): 12:50pm On Jul 10, 2014
smiley
Education › Re: She Graduated With A CGPA Of 4.99 From Covenant University by lilmax(m): 12:39pm On Jul 10, 2014
I can see CU giving some people orgasm
Education › Re: She Graduated With A CGPA Of 4.99 From Covenant University by lilmax(m): 12:33pm On Jul 10, 2014
Dullards be like “she should come to unilag,unillorin,uniabuja....the question is why cant you make first class like her in your school?

DULL PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK THEY ARE BRILLIANT
Romance › Re: . by lilmax(m): 10:03am On Jul 10, 2014
Medunah: Girls can lie but guys are the owners of the institutions where girls learn how to lie!!!
so which boy did you learn how to lie from? Brother? boyfriend?

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