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Guy u are in the right babalawo shop
OK here is the recipe
1. Fowl wen don grow teeth
2. mosquito lap
3. The left breast of the queen ant
4. New born baby lion wen the mama they there
5. Agama lizard black one the one wen don nod head only once for him life
6. Use a basket to get water from the river Niger and take it home
Ok wen u get all this fast 4 seven days with no water dont swallow saliva den pound every thing exactly on the seventh day for 6 hours then mix with the water u got form river niger
Give alms to begger and run across obanikoro express way
Then go to the lady u love.Pay me wen u have gotten her

wat love can do

wat love can do

na poem or nursery ryhmes

I wonder how all nigerians tend to sing becos wen u tune ur radio change ur tv chanels all u see is one guy who cant read is book wants to realese a song i think this trend is bad is it by force that every body must sing
I tot music have flows that wen u hear u wud die for
ok check this examples
1.50cent-- The D.A can play the tape i kill u bang bang
2.Jay z.__ I was crowned king in a country called Nigeria do u know were that is in the fucking map,miss carter be extra nice leave an extra tip.
3.R-kelly Fat joe,Lil wayne
The list is endless but pls can any one give me any flows or lyrics from the nigerian music that makes any sense any flows that cud survive 2 yrs in the music industry

love ni love ko.i think u get sister

i did i have always did

did u loved her with all ur heart

digging ur own grave by urself u sure he want to be a father now

Love grows love does not come thru spontaenous generation my frd
IF U THEY WORK FOR WORLD BANK AFTER SIX YEARS U GO SAY U WAN RETIRE GO WORK FOR ZENITH BANK AND START ALL OVER AGAIN THINK IT OUT

R- KELLY and USHER same girl

its really wonder u know i wonder why certain men who are married can just stick to one place well like u said shes ur sister and if blow it out of proportion then u put ur sister in a fix
so i wud say that ur girl frd gets to tell ur inlaw that u already know wats going on but the very truth is that i dnt know wat to advice becos the situation is so dicey

thanks 4 ur support i hope the guys out there wud see reasons and stop this trend of activities

babe you dont need to be worried he needs his family like you need yours beside u guys arent married yet take things easy baby

ASK ME AGAIN 4 ADVICE
U NEED HELP BADLY
1.U NEVER USED A CONDOM
2.U ARE CONFUSED
3.THE PERSON LOVES U TOO MUCH TO HAVE REVEALED SUCH THING TO U
4.PLS HELP UR SELF U KNOW WAT TO DO GO 4 FUCKING TREATMENT

go and read ur books girl

GUY U BE OKADA RIDER I HAVE NO DOUBT ABT THAT
LETS SEE WEN A LADIES DECIDES TO PAY #200 FROM OJOTA TO MILE 12 AND U WUD CHOOSE TO PAY #100 WHO DO U EXPECT THE BIKE MAN TO PICK UP
MY STREET JUNCTION I GOT BIKE MEN THAT CARRY ME EVEN WEN THEY SEE CUSTOMER THATS BECOS U PAY WELL

THE BIBLE HOLDS IT ALL
ASK
AND
IT
SHALL
BE
GIVEN UNTO U

I believe that nairaland is a forum that helps us appreciate who we are thats Nigerians accepting our selves either male or female.
But off lately nairaland is fast decaying due to the menace that guys like me do now lets see MUST IT BE ALL ABT THE LADIES.Now wen a guy gets dumped by his chick he comes to nairaland and paint a bad image of the girls wen he is unable to win a girl he post a stupid post
Now the ladies are actually at war with the girls i think its high time some guys know the essence of this programme
i meant no offence guys cos i got a MUM and a kid SISTER just fighting 4 their rights

I saw no girls at war in ur write up
But may i make one point clear to u u dnt go abt and start telling guys to pray that they dnt marry 6th hand girls thats degrading becos u are actually saying tht the average Nigerian girls have had numerous boy frds that wud actually include ur Wife if u got one but wud u be man enof if u got a wife to show her pix here and lets do digging and see how many guys she slept with before u both got married.
Marraige is a think that helps erase the past and do u want toi tell me that u dont have up to 3 girl frds so why take it on the girls its right am not a party to such trash]

In the first place i cant be in London 4 even 2 days and write the way u write that smells foul play and 2.is ur friend there in London becos the last i recall there is no such thing like ss2 in london and besides if ur friend got an ss2 kid and never knew from the onset that the girl was a minor as some one puts it then ur friend is more foolish than the word foolish itself cos i see no reasons why i shud suggest the post is --------------------------------------------------------------- fill in the blank spaces

In the first place u never said wat u were paid to supply so how the hell wud i know and get people to give u market info u failed there and also i look u like some one who is very not ready to do ur suplly u never gave ur E-mail address dont u think that wud be faster considering the way phones are today
Any way just send wat u are supplying the Goods the manufacturers and probably the price am at rukevwes@yahoo.com

pls if u dnt know how to post learn how to why did u write vacany wen u had no job openiong for ur infop they are fraudsters

Dont mind them jare my sista. They 're all broke asses. send me ur addy, & fone number. I' ve a few millions i can play wiv. BUT u go drop first o. I go come give u cheque, for my savana bank account, or my allstate account. KARUWA!!! dan ban za!

Never trust a nigerian girl with recharge card they are very cunny wen it comes to that

Was really curios about this idea because i was of the opinion that if i am given the chance i would love to -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- am in a fix dont even know

see how i neva know say i get broda and sista 4 inside computer ome omo urhobo waffi to the core but jab don take me to lagos now how una dey my people i feel una any body wen say we nor go go front na six feet na him go be that person portion
One love delta

I met this girl shes like 17 years and i got the low down that she was a nice chick so i got hooked up on her and within two weeks to our frdship the mum say me at home and asked me a few ? and from there i was a regular visitor to the house and i even do the mum school works and all of a sudden i discovered that this girl takes a fancy in girls she like pretty girls want them to be her frds and even call one the love of her life she get their numbers and call them just like wen a guy gets a babe number and decide to call her
Well we talked and i got to know that she just liked them but something tells me that shes a lesbain but shes so yung thats wats bothering me and she wont take correction so wat do u guys want me to do becos now her mum knows me and the whole house knows me am so so so so so confused
Pls this is 4 real am not joking

well am of the opinion that u wanna see the persons on Nairaland that are single ans still searching(sss) from the guys
well if u are serious abt it then give me a call on 08054208864,08069843897 any time nay day or rukevwes@yahoo.com

To tell u what nairaland means to me i am intending on buying 90% from SEUN himself so that i get to see all the post and every body u are wat make me wat i am i dnt know wat am gonna do if u guys were nt here
Thumbs up on u guys

hi guys
i am looking for someone whos got any person thatis interested in buying diesel all i need is a person or establishment i got the funds and the backing fom someone so all i need is someone that cud lead me to a prospective buyer and i am sure of cutting the person a vey nice deal
reach me on 08054208864,08069843897 or rukevwes@yahoo.com
thanks