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Freaky hōes

Generalfra1999:
I have once carried my sister and my guy on the same bike, 2 to 3 minutes later my sister was push me to shift front before I know what's up I was sitting on the tank and she kept pushing me before she later asked me to stop when I did she came down and imediatley boarded another bike I looked at my guy shorts only to see he has ejaculate sperm na passerby save am if not I for kill am

Guys dey ejaculate steady I tell you most of those ladies running away from it have had guys cum on them from the back

JEWELofHELL666:
As him fake news and wack journalism no pay, he wants to quit.

Dude is funny as hell, comparing himself to an airline pilot

Kobojunkie:
Step up if you have proof abeg!

Lol I'm living proof

It's like people don't know how rich these beggars actually are. The older ones among them who've been begging for many years are richer than most of the idiots giving them money

Mumu dey worry this boy

I pity his parents

Divepen1:
I bikepool most times and it's hell (for me as a guy too). Because of videos that show perverts, I sit on the iron instead of seats. I never minded sitting in the middle, but I have to be careful when we get to bumps so the women will not say I'm trying to hit them from behind.
But we can't over rule how some of them don't hold back. And it feels like war because you must be controlling your body from getting any ideas and also controlling your body from touching her inordinately.
My biggest issue is that they complain a lot. "Bro, please shift".
"See o, I'm huge (born with giant gene) and my laptop bag is with me. Where will I go? Push the bike man?"

They don't care. Their comfort is as paramount as your body not touching them. I think I became adverse to this one late night. This tiny lady was already on bike. I almost didn't see her there.

Next thing, she gets down from the bike.
I'm like "for real? This night?"

I didn't say much. I turned to another bike and didn't mind the extra 100 naira. I was running late as I'm not a fan of getting home late in the night.

When such case wanted to happen again, this woman was fat. I knew if I sat in the middle, she might complain from Gate to Command, and I know I would block my ears with loud Jazz, infuriating her the more, eventually causing trouble for our bike man. So, I told her I'm not sitting in the middle... Mummy wa, no vex.
But she vexed, turned away to another bike and luckily another man was in the middle. I'm saying men that get high from bikepooling with women should make life easy for some of us that need bikepooling to save cost. Epo ti won.

Don't blame them when they are scared of having a stranger's dìck poke them from the back, some of them have had terrible experiences.

I've heard of guys ejaculating on these ladies from behind at least twice. As in blasting through layers of boxer shorts and trousers to mess up a lady's cloth with semen.

Edmanpumpin:
Hello, I nearly drove through the security barrier at dolphin estate phase 1, they security said the gate needs to be reset. They called the technicians and those ones said the reset is ₦450k.
Made a call to an ibukun of bolt customer service, he said I shouldn't pay any money saying a team will reach out to me without stating when.
Now the tire of the vehicle is clamped.

Anyone here with an experience or advice. Thanks guys

Felicity001

Was there a collision? as in did you actually hit the barrier?

Yes ke

Black man black heart

What a beautiful relationship

Jammey6551:
Hello Nairalandlers.

I'm asking for a friend, as a student living in a rented apartment in Nsukka where the landlord and his family are also living there, now the issue is that my friend does not know what she did to her landlady who confronted her saying she shouldn't exchange any form of placentaries ( greetings) with her. To the best of my knowledge there hasn't been any record of quarrel between them.

Nb: the landlady loves it whenever you're traveling or going out, you have to tell her and this my friend don't have the stomach for such familiarities.

Nairalandlers should she continue to greet the landlady or be on her own.
Please your advice is needed thank you.

Maybe she caught Mr Landlady eyeing that coochie already

iffa hear say he never tiff her panties

no be only musician, na producer

BeardedmeatR:
90% of commercial bus and Keke drivers in Lagos are cultist. That latsma nearly got his head mined in broad daylight.

Lastma na senior cultist

Niece:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CaDO0ajJ5zz/

Good job..the Revolution is almost here

jaelz:
So a lady was actually fired in my office on Valentine's day after she did a public display of affection for her boyfriend who is also her colleague in the office, they are both younger staff and less than 12 months in the office.

According to her direct line manager her KPI's were low and she hadn't met any one of them since her resuming in the office asides the fact that she had a very lackadaisical behavior towards work and in general.

Bad belle company

treesun:
https://punchng.com/kyari-fg-police-have-badly-sullied-nigerias-image/

What image did Nigeria have before now...a nation of two hundred million governed by an imbecìle, what better recipe for the chaos we are currently experiencing within the entire country. You people love writing and reading flamboyant opinion pieces with big grammar but at the end of the day the problems not only remain unsolved, they actually grow bigger.

jaybenugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1414745/pero-adeniyi-gushes-gifts-got-new-man-valentines-day-photos-video/

Butterface...she got a brand new body tho

That's the war-on-terror money. Let the politicians keep pretending they don't know that's how the funds are spent, because deep in their hearts they are afraid of the Generals.

This is not at all about eNaira but about the guarantee of executive fiat. Bottomline here is that paper is going out, be it in the form of books, documents or money everything is going to be digital eventually.

Eventually the western powers who currently rule the global money network will come to a truce with decentralized financial systems and impose some sort of regulation, without which there cannot be stability. Someone has to be in charge of financial exchanges no matter how decentralized a system, otherwise anarchy lurks just a click or two away.

9jaRealist:
Exactly!
Indeed we should award medals to the dummy who married a supposed “ashawo”…smh at primitive MISOGYNISTS!
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How the fùck was he suposed to know...be like woman never package you before, dey there dey blow grammar

JEWELofHELL:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/511573-police-arraign-fani-kayodes-ex-wife-over-alleged-attempted-murder.html

Ashawo no be work, na lifestyle

Laggafin:
Tinubu is loosing grip of everytin.. he has also lost another strong former stooge and loyalist .. Aregbesola will ensure Adeleke is the next Gov of Osun if he doesn't succeed in stopping Oyetola in the primaries

Dead on. Tinubu is too busy struggling to enter Aso Rock, he cannot possibly protect the remnants of his political empire within the SW states...his flanks are wide open

If PDP have any sense in their heads this is the time to take Lagos

He never see money sew special cap dat time shebi

Atole ni gbogbo won

Bettykeys:
Na Tinubu matter go kill his ipig Igbos from rising crime republic

Your wailing never start, wait till 2023

Atole

Oriburuku ba gbogbo yin

Shetemi12:
The eyes has seen the best in life..your eyes only see trash

You're one of the two varlets carrying that litter

Shame on you, and on all of your ancestors since prehistory

If the Bloodsucking Mannequin can do this to his own people, why are Nigerians surprised at what he's been doing to them since 2015

Black man black beast

Nigeria is a zoo

Islie:
How he dupes more victims from custody






http://sunnewsonline.com/kuje-prison-inmate-wanted-by-police-parades-abuja-with-armed-escorts/

When you're big, you're big

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