₦airaland Forum

powerfulguy:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/02/im-not-ill-only-have-leg-dislocation-yari/

Oloshi

This is a first: Husband and Wife Miner Team

allicare:
Some of you guys are dumb, utterly stupid and lack common sense, Someone invested 4 billion to get 15 billion Naira for a state as profit and instead of you acknowledge the feat you are here typing rubbish. I am really sorry for u and your envious Igbo idiots. Shior

Oily-soup Zombie spotted

damolaboye:
Prof. Prof...........Hmmmmm.....

Heroic arrival of the Professor of Pussy himself

Amerengues2:
The height of moral decadence in our society is screaming repentance. Moral decadence demanding uprightness. The citadel of learning in Nigeria has lost its relevance. From the head to the students in Universities. For a fact, he must have shown the tendencies before he assumed office and for it to even be out in the public, more of such heinous and dastardly act must have been swept under the carpet.

Albeit, these kinds of allegations transcend beyond universities; It is seen in most parastatals in Nigeria but we just amplifies the ones in University.

An average Nigerian is powerdrunk;
Lasma
Nepa
Lecturers
VIO
FRSC
Politicians
Clergymen
Directors
Average privileged citizen
Class captain

And surprisingly a skit maker demanding sex for role. Surprisingly, some who do same will be the first to cast stone.

As much as I will call God to help this nation, it's pretty unreasonable to seek God for what man can easily do because all these is a comeuppance of our wrong doings; mentality; and mindset.

Still, may God help us.

Won't you shut th fúck up already, are you not a scammer yourself

OgwuEgo:
Very shameful keep begging 1 governor to the other for handouts after enjoying scholarship, so pitiful, he's even a proud entitled beggar.

At 65, can u imagine he still dey cry about entitlement of fifty-something years

ijustdey:
Oluwo Of Iwo Writes Osun Governor, Oyetola, Requests Millions Of Naira To Finance His Upcoming ‘Royal Wedding’ To Kano Princess




http://saharareporters.com/2022/02/11/oluwo-iwo-writes-osun-governor-oyetola-requests-millions-naira-finance-his-upcoming-

Person wey don mad finish...Colorado pelu White Widow

adolphus08:
Ur not being very fair to the drivers.
They are the operators but they get treated like trash.
They take all the risks.
Even on your worst, most dangerous and high stress trips that damage your car bolt makes profit.
What's is bolts driver welfare policy?
They don't have any.
So on any journey you accept ur on your own.
With the added stress of threading on eggshells around entitled, and outright rude and nasty riders who use your upholstery to wipe their hands after eating.
You can't correct them so they don't rate you low.
Multiple times a day we drive on roads that so bad even animals avoid them, just to fulfil a ride.
I once took a rider tthrough a bad road around igbo efon.
The road was heavily flooded and the rocks on the road where so sharp they could tear your tyres.
I was wondering how someone could put another person's car through this,when I heard rider telling the person he was going to visit on the phone that because the road is bad he took a bolt so as not to destroy his car.
Yet bolt expects your car to be in tip top shape after every 4 months.
We all know that we are disposable to them as the country has high employment and poverty rates, these are what the E hailing companies especially bolt capitalize on .
They keep you busy pursuing peanuts to survive till they replace you.
How much does Uche or other bolt staff earn compared to drivers who actually do the work?
Let's face it driving under conditions giving by Bolt is stress and I am sure more than eighty percent of the divers on the platform will leave if a less stressful way of making 200k a month presents itself.
Most if us are in it till our exit plan materializes, let's not act as if the working conditions are comparable to google.
So allow those who want to complain to do so, it's the easiest way they can release stress by mouthing off and getting encouraged by others who go through the same thing but have found a way to live with it.

Don't waste your time on people like that guy he is the typical uber/bolt rider, people who have never owned a car in their life, so they cannot cmprehend the challenges involved on thr driver's part. Look, you can tell from the way they bang your doors when they disembark, they don't even know how to close car doors properly...danfo people

Anyone who owns and drives a car regularly, knows you cannot even carry out standard maintenance/repairs based on such shitty fares

seunsiju:
Even though she always warn me to be using condom, but i like it raw and sweet, couple of weeks ago, she is feeling sick and tired, and i sent her money for checkup, the news break my heart, the test shows she is three weeks pregnant! i want to denied the pregnancy based on say i read her chats on Whatsapp cheating and having sex with another guy, but deep down i know i responsible for this cos the date tally with the time we had last sex....we have agreed to abortion, but am scared it might go wrong.

Pls advice me
Should i denied that i owned the pregnancy, cos i can back my claim up cos she cheated during that periosd or should we go for the abortion.

Pls am not ready to be a father to another kid!!! Help a depressed brother

Let her have the baby, shebi you dey do yahoo and you dey pick small small

After the baby come una go test for DNA

Kingbenn:
The pure wickedness in the heart of Africans won't let them notice that the world is revolving every day especially Nigeria.

Once I will get to heaven, the very first question I will ask God is to show me the angel in charge of placing babies around the world. If I no use 2/2 or 1/12 scatter in head make I see wetin cause am

If such an angel existed and you happened to find yourself in its presence you'd piss all over yourself in awe

They want to turn NDLEA to another EFCC busting into people's houses and robbing them at will

kayperry:
If you notice a gurl is after you for money, make her believe you have more of it buh don't give her, holdon as much as possible, if she is serious about chopping your money naa she herself go initiate sex, to her sex will unlock your wallet from there play along nd enjoy while it last.
Lenny22 you started on the wrong foot, she unlocked your wallet already without a password, no hassel. its best you move on

Sense no go kill you comradooo

backbencher:
The 200000 naira fees for bedspace is misleading

The accommodation fees in OAU are N3000. Accommodation is offered for fresh students and final year students.

Based on her course, the late Ms Abiola's fee is N43,700.

200000 is probably the price someone is charging for his or her bedspace.

Off-campus hostel

Pastors committing evil since 1900

okefranci:
Who's Yahaya Bello? Is not even popular or influential as you claimed, though Tinubu will be defeated by Osinbajo and it's 100% sure

OP is obviously on Yeye Bello's payroll

HonNL:
The Cable

https://w9r9i7y2.stackpathcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Polish_20220209_202705167.jpg

Chai! Nigeria finished him

79 looking like 180 years

Worthless bastards

Crocodile meat dey sweet wallahi

Obeyp:
Hello guys. So my girlfriend made this post for her friend. Have warned her about her closeness with this guy she should have limit that am not comfortable. Today she posted this on his birthday.

"See who's 20 happy birthday to one of the most amazing, talented se annoying sweet, caring person I know you know good people are hard to come by right?? Imagine having laughter, peace of mind, intelligence "good accent" na that one the burst my brain see.

"You have come through for me in ways i can't imagine and even explain and your genuine love and pure intentions you have with me it's everything for me thank you loving me the way you do. and always giving me a listening ear when i need someone to talk to how you take my burdens and problems like yours is what's really amaze me and also how you treat people's emotions it's just so pure thank you dear friend happy birthday my love wishing you the best year yet full with prosperity abundant blessings happiness � happy birthday babe have a blast and you know i love youuuuuu "

If you were in my shoes how will you feel.

Modified* I went and collected the iPhone I bought for her recently. I ended the relationship she should stay with her friend he should buy her a phone let them be together. I don't want any relationship stress. Have moved on.

Why you go buy iphone for woman shey you don buy iphone for ya mama ni?

IBB is a demonic creature, he contributed 90% to the truncation of Nigeria's potential and its descent into arnarchy. May God punish him for having the gall to spew all this garbage talk in the name of 'patriotism'

BeeBeeOoh:
•US, UK oppose move



https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/02/09/nigeria-drags-uks-crime-agency-to-court-over-150m-abacha-loot/

APC want to steal it befdre they leave...smh for the black man

pope191:
The queue on island is mad compare to mainland, but since there's no base or flimsy reason for this scarcity, I don't think* it's going to drag for long.

Here's the basis: one billion litres of adulterated fuel was imported in the past month or so, by the usual suspects. It has only just begun to show up in the pumps and vehicles are being damaged by it. So retail marketers i.e. fuel stations are refusing to load it from the depots, because they know once word gets round their fuel has water inside they wont be able to sell...this scarcity might last for much longer than you imagine.

chillex8:
Omo Ale aka Teedriod aka Moves2222 aka briefcase aka BAZ001 busted on the clearance sales thread on nairaland for dubious character.

https://www.nairaland.com/3589456/house-clearance-sales-come-here/3371

The criminal deactivated some of his accounts.


I warned you I had more privileged information about you and will strike last.
Omo ale.

Who's the snake now

Get a grip bro

frankson1:
And who is this one

Your father who forgot to raise you properly, that's who.

Anuofia

Idowu116:
Hello Nairalanders,there is a very confusing issue I would love to share here so your opinions are highly needed.

I work in a bank as a cleaner since last year April and I earn #26,000 per month. I have been working with the aim of starting a business (even if I don't have any business idea to run)or furthering my education because I stop at SS3 since 2017 when I graduated.
Last week, my uncle called me that there is vacancy at a filling station in ibadan then from there I will continue schooling in a polythecnic of ibadan.He said I will be paid #15,000 per month an I will do part time at the poly.He said I shouldn't worry about accommodation and feeding.He also said I will be paying my school fees from my salary.

I haven't worked in a filling station before but I would love to change environment too. I don't want to leave this job and regret later and I don't know if I will do well in the filling station but I also want to further my education too.

I am confused here and I don't know what decision to take.So I came here to seek for a very candid advice on how to deal with the issue.
Please your opinions are needed thank you
Lalasticlala please help move to front page.Thank you

Take the gas station job.

Accommodation plus feeding is probably worth more than the 26k salary you get currently, and you grow by continuing your education. It's a no-brainer bro

frankson1:
Your write-up tells how highly frustrated you are.

You couldn't state your 'points' without insults.

I'll take your advise by not coming to your mention again.


Your village people will reply to after now because I'm off.

I expected you to play the 'he's frustrated' card because I figured you for a retãrd the minute I saw your response to the initial post. And you did not disappoint me.

No matter how much sycophants like you try to gaslight Nigerians thoughe, the truth remains self-evident

[quote author=frankson1 post=110028754][/quote]'if you're hardworking'

i bet you did not see the proviso. Do not come in my mentions again if you wont take time to read, dummy. Even a rêtard knows there is difference between a developed economy and a LDC

True to a large extent OP, but only if your tribe is actually a good one.

You have to understand that some Nigerian tribes were spawned by the devil himself, and when it's time to settle down the wise ones among them quietly run to other tribes outside their own to marry.

ThEGodFaThEr900:
Hmmm......reason why Tinubu said Fulanis and Yorubas are one.

How the fùck does this relate to Tinubu? Take your imbêcile talk away from my mentions you scumbag

maasoap:
As seen on Facebook today and it looked like greater number of responders went with gateman in USA.
As for me, considering all factors, I prefer to be a bank manager in Nigeria. What about you? Any reason for your choice.

Bank manager in Nigeria, you walk a tightrope until they sack you. If you don't steal someone will eventually steal money on your watch and boom, you're out on the street, kids out of school, wife leaves. And you wont get the same caliber of job ever again.

In the USA even if you lose one job you can get another one reasonably soon, if you're hardworking. A functional society. Nigeria was programmed to ruin square people, it mainly rewards criminal activity.

My two cents tho

For good or ill, Astral arts percolate through contiguous ethnicities, it's standard. Even the Ifa he believes in so much wasn't native to his people it came to Yoruba land from the north, from Igala/Nupe