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Alexaonfleek:

It's 'God when' not 'God any how'

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this one off me, lol

Ishilove:
Pocohantas, this could be you and J111333 but you no gree marry keke driver.

smh

Macsjebs:
This is so so lovely, Happy Married Life to them

...A guy met me recently, lamenting how he is having a hard time getting a girlfriend; he feels he isn't good looking enough & doesn't have a good dress sense

I simply told him, attraction is a chemistry and you only need to 'pepper them'; he said, 'u mean I should use pepper spray on ladies, that's absurd!'...Lol

Not at all, I replied, I meant try wearing our mind blowing, appealing & ethereal fragrance and watch how ladies would find you irresistible and want to start a conversation with you everywhere you go.

'When I am not MTN', he replied skeptically, then I showed him a lot of Nairalanders reviews on the thread on my signature & that was it! Dude is a happy guy now

i find ur method of advertisements quite thrilling..

Macsjebs:
This is so so lovely, Happy Married Life to them

...A guy met me recently, lamenting how he is having a hard time getting a girlfriend; he feels he isn't good looking enough & doesn't have a good dress sense

I simply told him, attraction is a chemistry and you only need to 'pepper them'; he said, 'u mean I should use pepper spray on ladies, that's absurd!'...Lol

Not at all, I replied, I meant try wearing our mind blowing, appealing & ethereal fragrance and watch how ladies would find you irresistible and want to start a conversation with you everywhere you go.

'When I am not MTN', he replied skeptically, then I showed him a lot of Nairalanders reviews on the thread on my signature & that was it! Dude is a happy guy now

i find ur method of advertisements quite thrilling..

peppermint7:
Make that girl face no ruin ur day oo

lol..its has already ruined it, right now, am having serious hallucination..

Zzor:
Tiny waist, I thought you have eyes, Waka komot

common shut up, y can't u tell her the truth, to be ugly is not a crime, let her accept her physical flaws and work on her shitty attitude, so that , atleast since she is ugly outside, she should be beautiful inside...with time, she will get a high self esteem, thats if she accept she is ugly and work on other attributes that will make her attractive, rather than getting her hopes high by comparing my ugliness to hers..

peppermint7:
Wetin do ur eyes

pepper enter am

Zzor:
Then stop looking for trouble

never looked for anyone's trouble, i just quoted my fellow guy, as u can see..u always being desperate to troll me with ur usual "tiny waist" slang, speaks volume of how u seek uneccesary attention..behave matured and reply me, concerning the matter of discusion or something related to the thread, dont always whine and nag about my look, ppl that matter most in my life aren't complaining, so u dony have right to complain ok_?.

fati2001:
thank God you know urself mr fugly being...

toothpick waist...

lol, pained ass bitch...u really want to tempt me to post my pic, but i wont try that shit, cos u masturbating with my pic all the time affects me, spiritually...im so sure, even as a guy, in terms of looks , we are not even in the same category..u dont only look ugly, u look so dirty..this is my last reply to u.... lemme give u a piece of advice, how come every guy in this forum calls u ugly?, that should tell u that, u being ugly is a fact, not an insult, bye..*runs away*

Zzor:
You this tiny waist, I will soon break your waist

u sure want me to reply u, ok have done that, what else do u want "big waist", remember i never mentioned u here..

fati2001:
coming from Mr tiny waist...

eye like fish own.. so fugly the style u barber no fit u at all....

..sorry, no mind me, na ugly u ugly , u no kee person, its not really ur fault that u have a grotesque face......

peppermint7:
Your pic says it all A used dump hoe.
Go and rest Mother of 2 hoes
Make a de go my workstation @Cisco No time for hoes

guy, why na..delete this pic asap, my eyes don de pepper me na

Silentgroper:
Mr dreyton sir, if d parole goes well, pls, do kindly gist us at d beer parlour with pictorial illustration. Thanks for your co operation

lol..that guy is somethin something else, see format, im surprised hr didn't light up his "kpoli" this time around..

Dreyton36:
She's got a very handsome son

Getting married isn't very necessary, just get a good dick to always service ur engine my dear
Do like Genevieve and Dominic

Lights up my kpoli in peace

that ur kpoli, kee u there

Zzor:
These men have succeeded in making marriage so uninteresting,99percent of marriage problems are caused by men.Our fathers are the real men, real men have gone into total extinction, just a handful of them still present in our midst .

STFU

saaphiere:
THE FUTURE IS FEMALE AND THE FUTURE IS NOW. WE TAKING OVER!!! GONE ARE THOSE DAYS THAT IF A MAN DOESN'T FEED US WE AREN'T EATING.
TODAY WE SAW A MAN TAKING HIS WOMAN'S CREDIT CARD TO GO SHOPPING AND A FEMALE FLYING Qatar Air TO ABUJA.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THESE AND MANY MORE SHOW THAT WE DON'T DEPEND ON MEN TO FEED ANYMORE. THE TABLE HAS TURNED IN OUR OWN FAVOUR.

chai, smh...do u know how normal this news is when ut involve men, but here u are saying shit all cos of few successful women u know...for every 10 successful woman u know,there are over 50000 successful men, so madam, calm down ok...

Igyeseh:
So many things falls apart this 2020.,
Na so Emeka opens window for middle of the night and shouted....
NA WHO I OFFEND THIS YEAR and went back to sleep.


Stone free, neat local available in large quantity.

Check my signature for details.

lol..u neee to see how im laughing here..haha..

Origamist:
All these ignorants folks saying LAX has no hits know nothing.
He has been releasing back to back hits right from his days at Starboy.
Ginger? Caro? Panana? Call my baby? Gwara Gwara? Ole ft YC and Dremo? Gobe?
LAX nah boss abeg.
Only reason why he's not all over the headlines is hecause he rarely courts controversy.
If you know you know.

Bring the heat Clemzy

run away

bukatyne:
I can't even think of one on the spot.

Maybe I don't set out to look for sexiness in celebrity males for starters.

I can speak better on movie characters I like:

Ghost in Power though I did not finish season two (I got tired), Jamie Fraser in Outlander, Gabriel Afolayan in Coming From Insanity, Bolanle Ninolowo in a role, Julio Olmedo in Gran Hotel, Simon Baker in the Mentalist, Wentworth Miller in Prison Break, Robin in Atonement and some others I can't remember now.

Some I can remember, can't remember the name of the movie.

ghost in power is omarick chadwick ...believe me, he isnt sexier than CR7 ..

Praxis758:
Thanks
Pls what's the meaning of Sinachi in english?
Help your non Igbo guy out

divine...."from God"

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ........
Dammnn....both are difficult though but since have been heeding to my grandfather's advice about women....have been able to avoid women
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son...

Although four things destroy a man easily....
Greed
Anger
Pride
And LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX (women)
but you see the last one son

I thought he was done then he called me again...son....
The body of a woman is like heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul
And purgatory for the wallet

oga stop copying murphy ijemba's style..

Sixfeetbelle:
Before nko. Why won't it sound childish to you?

Oya you that only makes adultish comments, go and get your heart broken numerous times to prove your adult-ness.

are u for real? are u a teenager that u should be scared of relationships cos of heartbreaks?, thats an absurd excuse na,.i dont think my heart can never be broken, i remember a statement lord bellish (little finger) of GOT, told sansa , go and listen to that quote, apply it in ur life, and u will never have any serious heartbreak, no matter how in love u might be..

Sixfeetbelle:
I've heard this admonition a few times but I suppose the reason I haven't tried to be serious about looking for love is cause I'm scared?

I heard heartbreak is as serious as a heart attack. I don't want love to kill me

how old are u, this particular comment sounds so childish..

pocohantas:
Na humans dey complicate this world. The devil is totally innocent and clueless of these happenings.

geez, uve started with ur complicated reasoning again * sighs*

august rush....greatest showman, ..a star is born....miracle in cell no 7...when they see us...

Basher8583:
Sugar. That's exactly the way chronic cheats talk. He just sold himself out and I'm sure his wife even knows

to her, every guy us a cheat, na loneliness and depression they worry her, maybe all the guys she don meet, na only to bang and dump her them de do, na why she get hatred for guys, las las she will be alright, i pray true love comes her way..

well, dunno if its wierd attribute o, but one unique thing about me , is my ability to forget and snub someone, with no intention of keeping malice..anywhere i go, i am easily noticed, ppl will just want to relate with me, both guys and gals....i no longer gets flattered anytime someone compliments me, whether its based on looks, competency or sense of humour, i just thank such person, without feeling flattered.....i can be so remorseful at times when im wrong, i dont know how to deny my wrong doings, a friend once told me "u know how to take blames, all the time", so im the last person that will feel to big to apologize, if im actually wrong.....most times, i can be unintentionally funny, i just do or say somethings with all the serious, only to find ppl laughing about it, imagine when u telling someone facts, but he /she is finding ur facts funny, when u are on ur straight face, yet he/she finds ur face animating and funny..

na god go help us, anyways not only women enjoy attention from the opposite sex, men too loves it, it makes our head swell, lol, ...so for now, we cant help it, lemme continue deceiving, who knows one of the ladies we are whining for now, might be our future wife in posterity, its not ideal to chase every gal thats into u as a guy, cos u never can tell, who ur future wife is, forget girlfriend matter, 80% of nigerian relationship is just a waste of time..

Chii59:
There's no late comer in marriage. Better to take your time, calm down and wait patiently for the right person than to hurry off into a wrong marriage and crash a few months or years later.

so u waste ur time studying someone,even if it takes decades?, how long do such person have in a life time

Zzor:
lol,mr tiny waist is vexing for me

u really dont want to give up,..FYI , im not vexing for u, cos from experience with women, i know what u are trying to do, its so obvious, but u will always deny it, stop all this ur childish stuff ok..

OnyeMmeri:
LINTUNE, this woman here is shooting her shot. The ball is now in your court.

how na, she only laughed, i don't think she is trying to shoot any shot, ok..

paulolee:
1.gambling...
2. Laughing I serious matters, na so bea de vex tell me say she fail assignment wey I copy from her bt me i pass mine, I jus tear laugh
3..approaching a new bea, lamba her to get her number n wont call or chat with her bcoz m nt interested, las las na jus watsap status i go de view...

....that no 3 na my own o...some go even call u, they ask why i never call them...chai, them no go understand, things choke for man head like this..

blinking001:
Bros focus

oga, make i focus on what..