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PoliticsRe: How I Handled My Phcn Wahala by Lionize(op): 1:44pm On Oct 09, 2015
hob:
Sorry i dear not read
I know you are not the reading type, the write-up is not for those who'll dare to read
PoliticsRe: How I Handled My Phcn Wahala by Lionize(op): 1:43pm On Oct 09, 2015
tunwumi:
This is a pain staking endeavour. But good it paid off.
Yes my brother, that is what Nigeria looks like now. But things are getting better now. For my present predicament, I lodged my complaint through email.
PoliticsHow I Handled My Phcn Wahala by Lionize(op):
I can vividly recall Mrs Akirijiola’s prying face, poking around in our room in Lokoja, with a pen and a sheet of paper in hand, noting how many ‘electrical points’ we had. If you do not know, a point means an electrical appliance. We shared electrical metre with Mrs Akirijiola and the metre was domiciled at her apartment. She received the bill, and shared ít accordingly.

“One, two, three, four…”, she counted every bit of electrical appliance. When she was done, both the sitting room and bedroom, she turned to me and asked “una dey use iron shey?”. I nodded, and she noted it on her paper. Later, she would inform my elder brother whom I stayed with what his share of the bill was. My brother wouldn’t ask any question. I wouldn’t either, for the one who paid the bills was ok with it.

But my shallow knowledge of electricity in Physics made me know there was a difference between a 200W appliance and a 2,000W appliance. I knew their electrical energy consumption rates were different. Worst still, no one went to Mrs Akirijiola’s house to count the number of electrical points in her house. I don’t know if she counted hers well as well. But I know she would never be accurate in all her financial mathematics as regards the sharing of those electricity bills. She’ll either cheat us or herself.

I resolved never to let such ‘nonsense’ thrive wherever I find myself in future. I resolved I was going to pool all appliances according to their ratings and share the bill in the appropriate ratios. No one would be cheated. But then, I also knew that the energy one consumes through an appliance is dependent on the frequency of use. It was getting complicated. That was Lokoja, and in the 90s.

Many years later, I moved into a two-bedroom apartment in a compound I shared with a neighbor. I lived alone and this neighbor lived with his wife and seven kids. I only stayed in the house in the nights and during the weekends; only my refrigerator was guaranteed to be powered 24/7, all other appliances are only used when home. An exception would be when I have guests who came on holidays.

At the end of each month, my neighbour’s wife would inform me the bill has arrived and after ascertaining how much, I would give her some money, a round figure but more than half of the bill. My neighbor worked with one of the companies and worked offshore most times. So, he wasn’t around most times. I had made up my mind not to share metre with anyone, but this was a little different, or so I thought. The pay wasn’t much to me and so I cared less.

One day, to my utmost dismay, our electrical line was severed due to unpaid bills. I don’t have to tell you how exasperated such make me feel. The woman complained of how she couldn’t make it to the Power Holding office to make the payment. I got a local electrician who re-connected the lines.

The following month, she brought the bill to me. This time, she tried pushing the responsibility of going to pay the bills to me. I once again gave her money for the bill. Yet again, the lines were dropped when the power company staff came checking. The bill was not paid once again. She had used the money to drink Big Stout (don’t ask me how I got to know yet, she told me some time later).

I was furious this time and blamed nobody else but me for accepting to remain in the bill sharing union in the first place. I pestered my landlord day-in day-out to get me my own metre. One analogue metre arrived eventually, but not before a criminal duped him of some reasonable sum and supplied a non-functional ‘pay-as-you-go’ metre, which the criminal begged me to certify ok so he could extort more money from the landlord. He succeeded in duping me as well because I gave him money to buy ‘phcn recharge card’, which never came. I reported the metre non-functional and kept pestering the landlord for a good one.

Meanwhile, phcn started dropping ‘estimated bill’ on me. It was N4,000 initially. I was ok with it, even though I knew I never consumed up to that. It also powered me to pester Mr landlord the more.

With the analogue metre, I started receiving ‘crazy bills’ from the company. It rose gradually from around N4,000 to N8,000. When it was N12,000, I knew I couldn’t take it anymore. I started seeking a solution to it. How on earth could I have consumed such ‘quantum’ of electrical energy?

One day, I dialed the telephone numbers on the bill (phcn had rebranded from the slip with light blue print to the new one) and one of them went through. I lodged my complaint and the person, after enquiring of my location, directed me to their ordinance junction branch. He gave me the branch manager’s (one Mr Obi then) number and encouraged me to get back to him if not attended to. I called Mr Obi and had a meeting with him in his office where he asked me to put my complaint in writing. He suggested my metre might be out of order but I assured him the metre was working.

I directed a letter to him and stated the readings of my metre at different times. I submitted the letter at their admin dept. and got a copy stamped ‘received’ for myself. I followed up with calls on the manager and he eventually gave me another appointment (this would be my second meeting with him and my fourth visit to his office). Note here that it was not in any way convenient for me to leave my work and go meeting with PHCN officials, it was a stiff sacrifice.

When I went to their office the fourth time, the manager knew I was serious about this and, lucky enough, the marketer in charge of the area was there, Rebecca. He summoned Rebekah immediately and verbally queried her before me. Rebecca, after identifying my apartment, told us my metre was hidden and not readable, thus the arbitrary apportionment of bill. I was confused for I was no longer too sure if the metre was actually hidden in the verandah. My argument on that wasn’t very strong.

I agreed with Rebecca on a metre-reading date so I could come from the office and wait for her around 11am so she could read the metre. But when I got home, lo and behold, the metre could be read from outside. I assigned a friend close-by to wait for Rebecca so they could read the metre together on the agreed date. Where you see Rebecca?

I went back to their office the fifth time. This time, I threatened I wasn’t going to pay a kobo on electricity bills anymore if they continued, and I would only budget N2,000 monthly for reconnection. And also, if it continued for a long time, I would sue PHCN.
Luckily, Rebecca was around and the manager called her and scolded her sternly. I had told the manager I wanted to do a second letter I would direct to whoever was his supervisor.

Rebecca called me aside and advised me on what to do. She told me that the reading in their database entered against my metre never matched the actual reading, hence it’s nullification by those in the billing room. She told me that bureaucracy would keep my letter some few months before it would get to the personnel in charged , and within that period, the ‘estimated bills’ would keep coming.

They eventually adjusted the reading on my metre to conform with what they had on the system. The next month, they wiped the bills (it was around N28,000 debit) and credited the account with some big money. PHCN became indebted to me. Their debt reduced gradually with time before it went into debit and I started paying bills again. I had about 5 months bill-payment leave.

Thereafter, my bills were in the neighbourhood of N900 and N1,300. Meaning my bill was actually as low as N200+ sometimes without the service charge of N700.

I became very observant to always monitor my metre reading to ensure they did not allot a wrong reading to me. Once when I saw my bill and it was N5,000+, I called the marketer in charge to complain that they gave me a wrong bill. He was on top of his job as he informed me, after identifying my house, that there was ‘a mistake’ they would correct in the next billing system which they had noticed even before my call.

So, when you encounter any issue, don’t be quick to give bribe. I am not one to give bribe and so I had to exhaust all necessary steps. If we all do the right thing, mischief makers would eventually realize that they don’t have any other choice from doing their job. If you keeping paying, they’ll call you a maga, and they’ll keep coming for more. People take advantage of the fact that you ‘don’t have time’ and exploit you.

I have moved to a new apartment now and greeted with the same issues. Perhaps I would tell you how I resolved it eventually. But one thing is sure, I don’t give bribe. It may cost me my time, energy and other legitimate resources, but I definitely would not let any man exploit me.

I also opine that: since electricity theft is a crime, and non-payment of bills is also punishable, at least with the denial of supply, government should criminalize inaccurate billing by PHCN. That company has a lot of criminals working for them.

Thanks for reading.

Feel free to share your experiences.

Source: http://www.obitteleo..com.ng/
PoliticsRe: NASS Crisis: What Buhari Told APC Reps At The Meeting by Lionize: 10:39am On Jul 03, 2015
jammani:
What did Buhari now tell them, useless report

The outsmartee are using due process to cover their personal interests

The outsmarter is "roughing" everytin dey go

**you see this mantle wey I don climb so, na eVerytin wey ee go take we go give am, I no dey come down o0**
You just spoke my mind. I don't know how to appreciate you this morning, in fact. Thank you very much. Deceptive report/topic.
CrimeRe: Iive@ 1759 Akure, Police Harrassing Ashawo Unlawfully by Lionize: 2:18am On May 27, 2015
And you think prostitution is lawful in Nigeria? Even if it is lawful, you Buhari will let the business thrill? You mean you encourage women around you to "hussle" like this?
FashionRe: Toyin Lawani Flaunts Her Rich Perfume Collection(photos) by Lionize: 9:07am On Apr 15, 2015
prettyjo:
its a zodaic sign for july
That's where your fall in?
FashionRe: Toyin Lawani Flaunts Her Rich Perfume Collection(photos) by Lionize: 12:12pm On Apr 14, 2015
prettyjo:
hmmm..
How come the signature? no vex.
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 10:50pm On Mar 24, 2015
beeyee:
I was at the lagos embassy, it's not rowdy
. This is just to correct the impression that you and others might have.
OK Sir.
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 9:08pm On Mar 24, 2015
samhay:
Op,Did you enter with her for translation?
yes o! I did. I told them she speaks her native dialect.
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op):
unamama:
lovely write up. I av heard so much about how beautiful interviews are with the american embassy in abuja and how difficult it is with d Lagos centre.
I actually had mine in Lagos and the experience was quite different from yours.
interview in Lagos centre is like trying ur luck under probability. I wish to paste my experience here but its gonna take so much space. I will do that in future sha, since I av compiled it in ms word format.
The good news is that it went well and I was given the visa. That was my first and last attempt and my passport is a virgin passport. don't mind the ppl with the believe that VOs do not issue visas to ppl on their 1st attempt. I was told that and I never listened to them cos, I felt I am different. 1ce successful, they will ask u to come back in 3working days to get your passport, so as to enable them put their visa in it.
congrats op for the visa.
Thanks bro. If you tidy your application well and carry confidence mixed with nonchalance, nothing dey happen.
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 4:51pm On Mar 24, 2015
since1914:
I was once hassled at the Italian Consulate in Lagos some years ago by those private security guys when I went there to pick up my passport. The way them take rush me, I didn't even have the time to say no. They were asking for money right outside the front door, they didn't even make any effort to code it, almost thought for a moment that it was standard embassy procedure. Had to part with 1 grand.
The reason it's better to opt for your visa being dispatched to you.
I had only N1,000 notes that day, the reason I asked my mum. She even regretted not seeing N100 at that time. I boned every other romance to part with cash.
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 12:46pm On Mar 24, 2015
sped1oro:
did they also ask if your mum knew Obama, because they can ask nasty question at the American embassy
Lol! I'm sure if it was that girl, she would be tempted to. I heard her ask a boy which American star he would like to see if he arrives US.
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 12:42pm On Mar 24, 2015
InvertedHammer:
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Can you repeat the storyline at #6 about your mother, purse, SIM cards, Nokia and N200?

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The security people, ladies especially, try to tax you if you are granted visa. So, if you want to tip, go ahead, but if you don't fell like, no shit will happen. None of them can force you. And, they do it very surreptitiously. They are afraid of being caught, yet they would not refrain from trying entirely.
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 12:03pm On Mar 24, 2015
Raysly:
Pls how much did the whole process cost you cuz I'm thinking of travelling to US soon
Fixed Cost=N31,200
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 11:54am On Mar 24, 2015
taraknat:
Thanks for the info, please I would like U̶̲̥̅̊ to give me full procedure on what to do if I want to travel abroad, say USA, all d document needed pls U̶̲̥̅̊ thanks.
Just visit their website and feel out the form, depending on the type of visa you are applying for, which is determined by your purpose of travel. If you run into any hitch along the line, then ask me. If I don't have any meaningful thing to contribute, then you may have to meet an expert. I had to speak with the US consulate customer care several times (enough credit). The world is so small, and yet so large, these days.
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 11:26am On Mar 24, 2015
finestiyke:
But it's wrong for her to make her bias/feelings a reason to generalize. Because person like me na only GH and Benin republic I don go!
Mehn, interviewees were visibly avoiding her, the rate at which she was denying people visa was just alarming. I even silently prayed not to go to her, it worked for me. She was asking too many questions my dear.
But to be objective, she wasn't doing badly, save for that loudspeaker wey she dey use talk to people, even the rejection.
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 11:19am On Mar 24, 2015
ruffhandu:
Lionize, good your trip was fruitful.
Thanks bro, you are part of the success story.
TravelRe: Some Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 11:08am On Mar 24, 2015
MKO4ever:
I don't really get that number 5

(5. Be confident during the interview and do not sound desperate. America is not heaven. I see some guys who, when asked by that young girl there, who was asking her questions on loudspeaker and rejecting people’s request for visa on loudspeaker, if they have ever travelled outside the country before, nod on the affirmative and start mentioning Kenya, Ghana, bla bla bla. The next thing you would hear from her is “I am sorry you are not qualified for a US visa at this time, details ….” Phew! ogba!)

Is it wrong to mention that you have traveled to Kenya and Ghana?
In my opinion bro, it's not really necessary. I believe that girl feels some people just run to such places and come back to claim they have traveled out of the country, since it's not difficult traveling to such places; or some have not really even been to anywhere.
TravelSome Things To Note When Attending US Visa Interview in Abuja by Lionize(op): 10:03am On Mar 24, 2015
I took my mother to the embassy last week, and just that brief visit revealed a whole lot to me. I just gathered some few information for you, just in case you are going for a US visa soon, in Abuja.
During the application process, I chose Abuja as the interview venue because of the tales I heard about the rowdiness of Lagos centre. The choice was worth it.

Things to note

1. Ensure you enter correct information. Carefully go through your details before submission. But even if you made a mistake and would want to modify any detail later, ensure it is at least two working days before the interview date (a 48hr policy sustains this).

2. Ensure you arrive the interview venue earlier. The embassy staff keep to time, so, if your interview is by 10am, please leave wherever you are by 7 or 8am, so you get there on time. We hired a taxi, whose driver claimed to know the embassy. But unfortunately, he didn’t. after some merry-go-round, we found ourselves at the wrong gate, just few minutes before our interview time. I was visibly upset, which was not good. Every other hour, the security men go to the main gate and shout the interviewees’ time, and those announced file in. By 8am they come and shout “eight o’clock.” By 9am they come and shout “nine o’clock” etc.

3. Ensure you have all your required documents with you. This is necessary because any omission, the team at the entrance, who are Nigerians and whose job it is to vet your documents, would turn you back to go regularise it. And trust me; those ones attend to you when it is your interview time already, which means you have little or no time left at that time.

4. If you have issues with number 3 above, you are already tensed and a potential mugu to whoever/wherever you are directed to. My case was my Mother’s passport, they claimed it was not bright enough. When I asked they directed us to the main gate where some photographers, who have been indirectly employed by the embassy. Those guys there must all have houses in Abuja, and other cities in Nigeria, and of course, their hometowns. That is, if business flows. Those guys take N1,500 to print four copies of passport photograph. Before you think the passport may be ‘too special’, I paid N500 for the same passport at Port Harcourt International airport. That tells you it would be cheaper outside. I almost cried. They even had the guts to tell me 8 copies was N3,000, but they may take N2,500 from me. I knew they won’t even enter any bargain to print only one copy hence my reluctance to tow that line, we just needed a copy after all. I held myself from landing the guy a slap, they were many and I may not be able to pull that off. A friend told me, later, that some group at the UK embassy took N3,000 to print a page of document for them when they found themselves in such situation. Blood money is not only when you severe one’s head.

5. Be confident during the interview and do not sound desperate. America is not heaven. I see some guys who, when asked by that young girl there, who was asking her questions on loudspeaker and rejecting people’s request for visa on loudspeaker, if they have ever travelled outside the country before, nod on the affirmative and start mentioning Kenya, Ghana, bla bla bla. The next thing you would hear from her is “I am sorry you are not qualified for a US visa at this time, details ….” Phew! ogba!

6. Be ready to tip the security guards if you wish or just move on, that is when you are successful. They know how to spot successful people, from your demeanour after the interview of course. They would encourage the crest-fallen ones and try to corner the successful ones. Immediately we came out of the interview room, the uniformed lady cornered me. I signalled my mum to tip her if she wished. My mum dipped her hand into that fabric bag she ties around her waist, where she puts her money and nokia phones-one with two sims while the other without sim and serves as spare for her, and brought out N200. While she was doing that, the lady cornered her to a place the camera would not catch them, claiming they were blocking the way. I spotted the camera and coded what she was doing because there was no oncoming pedestrian in sight.

7. When we got to the last security door, where we dropped our items during security checks, they asked how the interview went and when they too noticed it was successful wanted to get their own share. But I told them “some other time.” They let go without any further persuasion. Their tactic was so subtle you would know they had been sternly warned against extortion. The guys at the desk , who turned us back to go get passport photo, did not try anything. When we got to the gate, the mopol men wanted to start, and I simply told them “we dey come back again come try.” They changed language and their taxing mode changed to encouragement mode.

8. If you are successful, you’ll likely be asked to come back some few days later to pick up your visa. If you stay outside Abuja, then that would eat deeper into your pockets. It may mean some four days later, after they have notified you through email. When filling the form, there is an option of having your visa delivered to the DHL office nearest to you, choose that. You would be asked to pay some money during pick up, about 4k or so. That option is just so convenient.

9. If you are successful, the embassy withholds your International passport for further processing. So, if you don’t have any other means of ID other than your passport, then for sure you will have to stay without ID till you get your visa.

But I would suggest the embassy makes the interview more private that it is. Asking someone some personal questions such as how much they earn seems to me to be non-public.

I hope you picked at least one thing from the whole rubbish I wrote.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Cleaner Gets N7,200 Salary Increment For Returning N12 Million by Lionize: 7:46am On Mar 19, 2015
olami234lekan:
That money is stolen in the first place hence that woman is a fool if she knew the money is there before she returned the luggage.
How do you know the money was stolen if I may ask? Do you think your action, if out of place, would be excused by another man's action?
I actually buy Ruffhandu's view.
LiteratureRe: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by Lionize: 1:49pm On Mar 12, 2015
I vote Candy as best writer of the Month
PoliticsRe: Alex Otti, Abia State Guber Candidate & Team Brutally Attacked By Thugs [Pics] by Lionize: 5:17pm On Mar 10, 2015
Abia State, God's own state, but with a devil incarnate as incumbent governor.
TravelRe: Anyone Been To Us Embassy In Abuja Recently? by Lionize(op): 6:53am On Mar 10, 2015
ruffhandu:
Hi Lionize,
You don't have to wait for any other invitation, your application/appointment scheduled date you picked surfices.

Go to http://www.ustraveldocs.com/ng/index.html?firstTime=No and logon with your details, the date and time you see there under "Appointment Confirmation" is all you need.
Thanks a lot Ruffhandu. God bless you.
TravelAnyone Been To Us Embassy In Abuja Recently? by Lionize(op):
Hello People,
My Grandmother is due supposed to appear for an interview next week, but I'm worried and need answers to the following questions if anyone can assist:

I made the application on her behalf since January, but till now, I have not received any invitation letter for the interview, is that ok?

Again, for the interview, would I have to go in with her to serve as an interpreter?

Please answer me if you have useful information.

Thanks in advance.

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