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LiteratureRe: 2015 Writers Pre-collaboration Season 1 by Lionize: 7:13pm On Feb 26, 2015
Wow! These two guys are just too good. Nairaland has stuff: LarrySun and Ruffhandu, splendid!
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Lionize: 11:54am On Feb 24, 2015
starlingleanets:
Will they accept correction? I only did this online and i got all the comment of been carnally minded now what do you think of doing this in real life i bet it they will roast me alive
The manner you did it here is not ok. I correct my Pastor sometimes, albeit very respectfully and lovingly. The bible has a rule of thumb for this.
I once went to my Pastor, a much older man, better educated and way much richer than me. I can't match him in anyway, except that he answered calls during bible study and that distracted me a lot - I always switched off mine.
I walked to him one day, alone in his office, and said, after exchanging pleasantries:
"Please Sir, with all due respect, I have something that bothers me"
His ears stood, he was waiting to start a counseling session for me, and thus urged me on.
"When we have meetings and you answer calls, it weighs down my spirit, it affects me" I said with an air of helplessness.
He was taken aback as he fell into speechlessness momentarily.
"I would prefer you switch off your phone and avoid taking calls during meetings" I suggested.
He started explaining that he did that for important calls, and that his phone was always on silence. He also cleared that he most times just told his callers that he was in church
I then urged him to always go out to take the calls. I reminded him the "switch off your phone" sign hanging on one corner of the auditorium and averred it would encourage others to keep their phone on during services, which no one may be able to control when to silence the call or let it ring out, as was seen once in a while.
He smile and thanked me. He took the correction.
You could approach an elder to help you do that. But for me, the things you listed there are not worth complaining about in Church, my opinion.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Lionize:
starlingleanets:
Like play like play these things are becoming unbecoming and more like an outbreak among the pastors in Nigeria. Well as a young scientist i'm born into a world of observation and as an observer i pay attention to minute things. But much more as a Christain it seems good to put into light some bad habit exhibited by pastors of various churches in Nigeria. Below are some of them:
1. Shout Hallelujah: the Pastor will just climb the pulpit and as soon as he does he tells the church "Let somebody shout Hallelujah" and the church will shout Hallelujah though the church don't know why they are shouting hallelujah grin so to them it has become a routine. For a sermon of 15 minutes the pastor go don give hallelujah order like 30 times grin
1. Halleluya means "Praise the Lord", simples. So, it should be shouted anywhere, and everywhere, just keep praising God, no tiring.
2. Amen: Pastor sees the congregation is not interested in his formulated sermon so hm go say "Amen somebody" the church go reply Amen like he has just said a prayer.
2. Is it good for the members to sleep or be uninterested? Why did they go there in the first place, to sleep of listen to the word of God?Let him fire them up with that if it would work.
3. Praise the Lord: while there is nothing wrong in praising the Lord yet everything is wrong on how you call the Holy name of the Lord. The pastor may see a sister sleeping so to wake her up he says "praise the Lord" for the fun of it. You think God will be happy with you ba?
3. See no. 1 above. Let God be praise anytime, no dulling, it is not calling his name in vain. David said, may his tongue cling to the roof of his mouth if he ever ceases to praise God.
4. I can't hear You: He just said a prayer like this "Before the end of this month you are going to smile to the bank" and so the people respond with a loud Amen, though he heard them he will still say "i can't hear you". Una dey lie for pulpit ba?
4. His ears operate in the 'supersonic' realm then so your small shout was not enough to be heard the way he wanted it.
5. Wiping of Face: Still under Air condition pastor go still dey wipe face. Picking up and dropping the white handkerchief every minutes and that happens when he is on pulpit only.
5. So he shouldn't wipe his face again if he perspires? Please cut them some slack.
If you have some you can drop it Pastors must learn.
Nothing to add, don't criticize your spiritual leaders, pray for them and walk up to them and correct them in love when you feel the need to. Stop criticizing your spiritual leaders!
You know what? We criticize others when we have not taken their place. If you are a pastor tomorrow, you'll do those things you're complaining above more than 100 times your pastor. You'll sweat a river. Encourage them abeg.
LiteratureRe: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Lionize: 8:00am On Feb 17, 2015
Interesting update.
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Jehovah's Withness.. by Lionize: 7:54am On Feb 17, 2015
Chinweblinkz:
Will be updating from tomoro,am a jambite nd i need som time to read.
Check my other work 'two sides of a coin'
God's grace in your exams. Please make sure you always study very well before you come to update.
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Lionize:
The next challenge, if there will be, will definitely be tougher. I hope we would be alerted.
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Lionize:
I here congratulate everyone, especially those who'll bare their teeth in smile at the screen of their phones when the alerts hit- Simonhabby, Ruffhandu and Adijain. You all did great.
To whitemosquito and team, this is a step in the right direction, keep it up and remain encouraged.

God bless you all
TV/MoviesRe: ****Oyinbo Princess - Loves 9ja**** by Lionize: 2:46pm On Feb 12, 2015
OyinboPrincess:
@Lionize - na pure English they b ooo - na me pure Britico bred smiley
kiss
Correct girl, welcome to naija. I love your vibe.
TV/MoviesRe: ****Oyinbo Princess - Loves 9ja**** by Lionize: 11:47am On Feb 12, 2015
This girl, you mean say your papa and mama no from 9ja?
LiteratureRe: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by Lionize: 9:17am On Feb 09, 2015
vote CHinweblinkz
Literaturewhy by Lionize(op): 2:11pm On Feb 04, 2015
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LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Lionize: 3:06am On Feb 03, 2015
That Ruffhandu's story caught my attention.
Everyone did well anyway. I salute all.
LiteratureRe: Open Letter To Literature-landers- By D9ty7. by Lionize: 12:42pm On Jan 29, 2015
kaya09:
Haha not mine o,just as i heard it from people,that is the way i have used it. Africa is rich with proverbs.
No wahala bro, I'm collecting them.
LiteratureRe: Open Letter To Literature-landers- By D9ty7. by Lionize: 12:17pm On Jan 29, 2015
kaya09:
Thank you man.
I'm keeping a bank of them proverbs you use.
LiteratureRe: Open Letter To Literature-landers- By D9ty7. by Lionize: 11:43am On Jan 29, 2015
kaya09:
Your royal majesty,i wasnt trolling,neither am i a troll,if i was i would have created another account,did i do that? No. I sat out my ban,i am a law abiding guy,infact i hate trouble. Let me get this straight,does it mean we are supposed to just sit down and look like sheep being led to the slaughter while our sensitivities are disturbed? Or keep mute while we see what we dont like? What then is the essence of literature?. How did the greats climb their pedestals?. Were they so nice like you all are?. You guys are far too nice,always complimenting each other,being all lovey-dovey. That is exactly why literature section is redundant,no competition,no traffic,no comments,just a bunch of people always being nice to each other. You stir up a little dust and you are banned. Its very funny to me. Well i will not challenge you guys anymore,its your ship,steer it as you will. I understand why you are already threatening me with a ban again,a man who has been bitten by a snake before will always be scared at the sight of a rope.
You may not be far from the truth. I actually expected otherwise as regards the bolded. Welcome back bro.
PoliticsRe: Cement Price Reduction - Dangote Et Al by Lionize(op): 8:26pm On Jan 25, 2015
Demdem:
The reduction in price was just a political jimmick.
As at this morning here in Ph, cement is 2000 per bag.
Political nonsense indeed. This country!
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Lionize: 1:06pm On Jan 21, 2015
An old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned
A monkey that eats with both hands will sooner or later fall from the tree.
a person who sells eggs should not start a fight in the market
One cannot stop sleeping because of a fear of bad dreams
If a dog bites you and you don't bite him back, it will say you have no teeth
He who chases a fowl should expect to fall down
Every woman is beautiful until she speaks.

I don't know if I caught all. But somehow, I sense there may be a comeback.
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Condemns Reduction Of Petrol Pump Price by Lionize: 1:52pm On Jan 19, 2015
What subsidy is he talking about?
Crude price had gone down, is it not natural that the price of refined products go down as well?
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Lionize: 8:49am On Jan 15, 2015
whitemosquito:
Lionize, that's exactly how it appears in my mail. Exactly.

You may post the entire thing on the Challenge thread.
Ok Whitemosquito,
I have done that. My sent item actually shows all. Thanks all the same.
LiteratureRe: The White Mosquito Flash Fiction Challenge by Lionize:
WHEN WE THINK WE ARE RIGHT by Lionize

Nduka stretched himself on the floor, in the loop made of yam tubers in his room; with only roka leaves to feed on for the next five days. That was part of the initiation rites into the arovu cult. In Lokpa, only the members of the Amaeze clan are bestowed with the privilege of joining the cult. Nduka, though educated, did not alienate himself from his heritage.
The arovu cult bequeaths a member the powers to transmute into any form of animal whenever he wishes. Men get initiated into the cult as soon as they come of age. A man may decline being part of the cult when first offered the opportunity, opting out for a later year- which was Nduka’s case. The initiation rite was a way of welcoming the New Year.
At the end of the fifth day, Nduka, still in the circle of yams, which was big enough to accommodate his bodily displacements while asleep, made some incantations which the chief priest had taught them. He chewed some roka leaves and, as he washed it down with a cup of water while sitting down, saw himself falling asleep.
Next, Nduka saw things in his room being bigger than they originally were. He saw his face very close to the ground. He did not burden himself with what had happened to him for he knew he had changed into a Grass-cutter, which was what he thought of before he drank the water after chewing the roka leaves. That would be his first foray into the animal kingdom.
Nduka traced his paths through the woods till he found himself in the mbara, where other man-animals had gathered. The group consisted of herbivours and rodents. They could all communicate as they used to, as humans. One of them was briefing them on an assignment- going to cause havoc on his enemy’s farm.
Suddenly, he heard the roaring of a lion, everyone heard it. Every animal was alert, the Hares stood on hind legs with ears raised. When the direction of the intruder was established, all but Nduka scattered in all directions. Nduka quietly crept into the safety of some big saprophytic roots of an obolobo tree and squatted. He did not want to risk being chased around by a lion; it was too dangerous for him on his first day as an animal. Daylight eventually caught up with him.
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Lionize: 10:21pm On Jan 14, 2015
Hello Whitemosquito,
You only posted a fraction of my story, you didn't post the other paragraphs.
SportsRe: Anyone Interested In Rugby Sport In Port Harcourt? by Lionize(op): 6:19pm On Jan 01, 2015
samoht:
Its quite obvious that rugby is not that appreciated here in this part of the globe, but am glad to have found someone who's in love with this game, Guess am much in love with it than you cool, hit me up am based in Port Harcourt too.
I'm glad to read this. Let's hope we'll get more intereted people, counting on you.
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Lionize: 6:00pm On Jan 01, 2015
@ Whitemosquito,
I sent something to you. Please comfirm receipt, in case I need to re-send it.
LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Lionize: 8:17am On Dec 31, 2014
Hello Whitemosquito,
I would rather you confirm receipt of entries, perhaps by replying the sender through email or other channels so one knows his/her entry was successfully submitted.
SportsRe: Anyone Interested In Rugby Sport In Port Harcourt? by Lionize(op): 10:29am On Nov 24, 2014
Nobody with the stomach here?
SportsAnyone Interested In Rugby Sport In Port Harcourt? by Lionize(op):
I so love this game. I decided that anytime I find myself in any country where the game is played, I wouldn't miss out.
But, recently I heard the game is in Nigeria, Abuja.
Now, I seek like minded men resident in Port Harcourt who would are interested in this game so we can flock together. I hope I find some here.
Cheers!
PoliticsRe: Cement Price Reduction - Dangote Et Al by Lionize(op): 1:29pm On Nov 19, 2014
Akpaife:
Na only God will save us 4 ds country d kind lie wey piple dey lie na be small tin
Price of cement 1000 bt go where them r sellIng it d price still remain d same 1800 who is fooling who?
Too bad. I am wondering what they aim to achieve by that.
PoliticsCement Price Reduction - Dangote Et Al by Lionize(op): 10:51am On Nov 18, 2014
First, permit me to post this on this section, for my intention of posting it to Business section was not welcome. Moderators are free to move it to the right section.

So much fuss about the reduction in cement price.
I want to ask the following questions:
1. Is there a reduction in quality of the cement produced? (users will confirm to us)
2. Are the manufacturers still making profit?

If the answer to question 1 above is yes, then we shouldn’t rejoice yet.
And, if the answer to question 1 is No, and 2 is yes, then we need to ask other questions.
1. Does it mean these manufacturers were making more that 100% profit before now?
2. What actually prompted the reduction now?

Not long ago, I understood the price of different brands of cement varied by a little fraction.

People lamented that Dangote was monopolizing the market, but, in my opinion, little was actually done to break this monopoly.

Remember when NITEL told us it wasn’t possible to acquire a telephone line as urgently as needed? it became possible when other telecom companies came on-board and told a different story.

Remember when MTN told us per second billing was not possible? It became possible after Glo told us otherwise.

Remember when, after their mathematics, telecom companies told us calls cannot fall below N12/minute? Well, not too long afterwards, now we make calls at N6/minute and less. And on and on.

My point:
For some years, even after Goodluck stated that the price of cement would fall, the price of cement soared. Now, Dangote has taken the lead, and others are trailing. Why couldn’t these other companies have taken the lead, at least as a means of competing with Dangote.

Some people have an attachment to people who make things reachable to them, sometimes. For instance, Dangote cement would become a preferred brand to some Nigerians, just because they feel he lowered the price of cement first.

In summary, I’m of the opinion that: when doing business, be careful what you make people believe initially because it may backfire.
Imagine one of these companies having said earlier that it was not POSSIBLE to reduce the price of cement, and now the same company has reduced the price.
Nigeria must be a better place to inhabit.
PoliticsCement Price Reduction - Dangote Et Al by Lionize(op): 10:42am On Nov 18, 2014
First, permit me to post this on this section, for my intention of posting it to Business section was not welcome. Moderators are free to move it to the right section.

So much fuss about the reduction in cement price.
I want to ask the following questions:
1. Is there a reduction in quality of the cement produced? (users will confirm to us)
2. Are the manufacturers still making profit?
If the answer to question 1 above is yes, then we shouldn’t rejoice yet.
And, if the answer to question 1 is No, and 2 is yes, then we need to ask other questions.
1. Does it mean these manufacturers were making more that 100% profit before now?
2. What actually prompted the reduction now?
Not long ago, I understood the price of different brands of cement varied by a little fraction.
People lamented that Dangote was monopolizing the market, but, in my opinion, little was actually done to break this monopoly.
Remember when NITEL told us it wasn’t possible to acquire a telephone line as urgently as needed? it became possible when other telecom companies came onboard and told a different story.
Remember when MTN told us per second billing was not possible? It became possible after Glo told us otherwise.
Remember when, after their mathematics, told us calls cannot fall below N12/minute? Well, not too long afterwards, we make calls at N6/minute and less.
And on and on.
My point:
For some years, even after Goodluck stated that the price of cement would fall, the price of cement soared. Now, Dangote has taken the lead, and others are trailing. Why couldn’t these other companies have taken the lead, at least as a means of competing with Dangote.
Some people have an attachment to people who make things reachable to them, sometimes. For instance, Dangote cement would become a preferred brand to some Nigerians, just because they feel he lowered the price of cement first.
In summary, I’m of the opinion that: when doing business, be careful what you make people believe initially because it may backfire.
Imagine one of these companies having said earlier that it was not POSSIBLE to reduce the price of cement, and now the same company has reduced the price.
Nigeria must be a better place to inhabit.

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