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Religion / Re: What Happens After Death? (Christian POV) by Lisaflex(f): 2:07am On Jan 15, 2017
Exectine:
Pls read the book of Esdras (not Ezra) in the Bible, especially the Good news bible. Everything you seek to know shall be answered God bless you.

I will...Fnks
Religion / Re: What Happens After Death? (Christian POV) by Lisaflex(f): 2:06am On Jan 15, 2017
rhektor:
Which means you'll have to die first for you to know

Pls cm n kill me...Will appreciate it
Religion / Re: What Happens After Death? (Christian POV) by Lisaflex(f): 2:04am On Jan 15, 2017
LorDBolton:

I tire...

Their holy book says we must conquer the flesh (meaning it's the flesh that feels) So how can the soul feel burning flames or heavenly A/C?

So question I ask everyone is if

#1-- heaven has a gate...means it will have fence abi? If my name no dey list I scale fence ni o, no time!
Or its as high as the Wall @ castle black?

#2-- using the story of rich man n lazarus, does it means we will recognise each other in heaven?
If so It means ubi Franklin n lilian esoro can 'make up' and have sex? Born pikin? What next grow old??

#3-- oh no sex? what then will we be doing there for eternity na while those in hell are roasting? Remember jesus is building a mansion for us so as per mansion will there be LG? Dstv? Premiership? La liga?

Who will be our gardeners? Plumber etc?

#4-- some people die as infants, other teenagers, others as frail old men/women what appearance will they take up in heaven?

#5-- what about the animals, which one will make heaven? Mosquitoes nko?

My dear lemme put it bluntly to you...nobody wants to die, thus the promise of eternal life being made by religion will always be appealing.

The only difference between humans and other animals is evolution... like all animals
We sleep, form families/packs, discriminate, hustle, fùck, reproduce, mark our territory, fight, die, steal etc!




Lmao! pls 4giv me, buh i fnk u r definitely crazy!!! What's wt d sex sex sex?! Dude once again,u r crazzzzy! Lol! 2 be fair,u get small point sha...lwkm!

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Snubs Eva Alordiah's Fiancé, Caesar, At The Headies 2016 (Video, Pics) by Lisaflex(f): 11:08am On Dec 23, 2016
OMG!!! Dt was defo deliberate!! Wen i first watched d video,i wanted 2 mk a case for wizkid believing he didn't see d guy,bt on watching it a 2nd time it was obvious wizzy baited d dude n fell his hands on purpose...4 those saying he wanted 2 shake d dude,do u shake ppl wt ur left hand? n even if u want 2 shake wt ur left hand,will u mk d arm/forearm in2 a semicircle or stretch out ur hand 4 d handshake? Ds is jes spiritual wickedness in high places!

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Education / Re: We'll Withdraw Your Kids From School If You Tarnish Our Image On Social Media-FG by Lisaflex(f): 6:20pm On Dec 11, 2016
LEOSIRSIR:
Unity school has lost their glory, am a witness to this, they have old and non renovated structures across the nation

Its like u want ur ward(s) 2 be withdrawn
Romance / Re: Your Worst Dating Experience by Lisaflex(f): 6:15pm On Dec 11, 2016
Emodeee:






you bad gancheesy. how did you discard him? i'm sure he must have been disturbing you with calls and messages.


I kept posting him everytym he wanted us 2 meet, n at sm point i stopped tkin his calls...He got tired evventually
Romance / Re: Your Worst Dating Experience by Lisaflex(f): 2:33pm On Dec 11, 2016
Emodeee:





i dn't mean he tasted your cookie that very day. i mean did he ever taste it before you let him go?


i don't know na.

He didn't....Dt was d 1st (n last)date
Romance / Re: Your Worst Dating Experience by Lisaflex(f): 10:24am On Dec 11, 2016
Emodeee:








so what happened after the date? you didn't let him taste your cookie?


Does every date hv 2 end in cookie tasting/eating? What do u think happened?
Romance / Re: Your Worst Dating Experience by Lisaflex(f): 3:39pm On Dec 10, 2016
Had a date wt a guy who kept going on n on abt all the things he had(wealth) n d highly impnt ppl he knew(its either they were room mates or childhood friends,n so on)...After interacting wt anyone he knew who went past us or who came to our table 2 say hi,he would gv me d person's history eg "U knw him? he is d manager of so so n so bank,we practically grew up 2geda n hv remained bestfriends..He is married but cheats on his wife n i hv talked 2 him abt it severally,etc"( shuo! If i needed news n gossip,i would hv simply visited LIB).... Never felt so sick n disgusted my entire life! Kept asking God wot i did wrong 2 find myself in such a situation n wondered if i cld survive it...Wen d nightmare was over,d relief i felt was not of ds world.

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Romance / Re: Am I Wrong? by Lisaflex(f): 9:54pm On Dec 08, 2016
Glassdoll:
But I don't want to lose him sad

That's my fear.

What if I let go and he doesn't reach out?

What if he lets go too?


I knw it cn be hard 2 walk away 4rm a r/ship u had such high hopes 4,bt its better nw dan a messy divorce l8r...If he doesn't reach out,he doesn't want 2 be wt u(Ur suspicion is confirmed n no need 2 walk on egg shells anymore) ,n i assure u,being wt sm1 who doesn't lv/want u is d hardest fn(it never ends well)...Wt tym, u'll feel unappreciated,den resentful n finally hatred 4 dt person...D ball is in ur court

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Romance / Re: Am I Wrong? by Lisaflex(f): 9:02pm On Dec 08, 2016
Op, if u r tryn ds hard ryt nw (dating phase) n he isn't atleast meeting u half way cos he's busy(as he claims) , wot do u fnk will happen if u guys end up married? (more responsibilities=more busy = probably speak 2 u once or twice in a week) Cn u live lyk dt?....If it doesn't feel ryt, it isn't ryt....I fnk u shld step bk 4 a bit, see if he steps up or nah,reassess fnz n decide wot u wnt

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Romance / Re: Relationship With A Nairalander. by Lisaflex(f): 7:28pm On Dec 08, 2016
SexyNairalander:
am not hunting for anyone here. . .just here to have fun

Lol! Calm dwn...I knw
Romance / Re: Relationship With A Nairalander. by Lisaflex(f): 7:23pm On Dec 08, 2016
SexyNairalander:
sexy for girls o not my fellow man

So hw will d girls u r forming sexy 4 knw u r a dude? Gd luck wt ur hunt sha
Romance / Re: Relationship With A Nairalander. by Lisaflex(f): 7:13pm On Dec 08, 2016
SexyNairalander:
I hope to meet a female nauralander one day, na so so man I dey meet undecided

Y u no go dey meet so so men? Jes luk @ ur moniker...

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Says Bae Misses Him Giving Mouth Gig by Lisaflex(f): 6:45pm On Dec 08, 2016
Edwinmason:
he is homosexual....abeg leave that entity

I cn see dt nw
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Says Bae Misses Him Giving Mouth Gig by Lisaflex(f): 6:44pm On Dec 08, 2016
Metroescobar:




And you believed him? This guy is "super gay, featuring homosexual and produced by anal sex!"

I doubted him @ first, cos i wondered if der was really a gurl out der who would put up wt such an eccentric lyf style... On d oda hand, i knew der was d slightest chance he was telling d truth, cos "lv" is a strange emotion dt cn mk ppl do super weird fnz wtout batting an eyelid....Now i knw better
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Says Bae Misses Him Giving Mouth Gig by Lisaflex(f): 3:19pm On Dec 08, 2016
Apparently,i haven't been following ds dude's story bk 2 bk...Last tym i checked,he said he wasn't gay
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa's Book Uploaded On Net, See Her Comment by Lisaflex(f): 11:57pm On Dec 02, 2016
Lmao! Dt reply ehn
Romance / Re: Trad Marriage Of A Nairalander By Name Mbahjohnpaul by Lisaflex(f): 12:14am On Nov 15, 2016
Yaya, congrats o! cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies, Always Ask A Man If He Is Married After The "Hellos" To Avoid This by Lisaflex(f): 11:15pm On Nov 14, 2016
mubarak001:
Still looking out for a thread whr a married man would warn a dude to wdr frm his wife.


They actually do, buh its rarely dramatic ie y u do not get 2 hear abt it
Politics / Re: Falana Tells Buhari To Release Dasuki by Lisaflex(f): 4:38pm On Nov 14, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
How can he release someone who commited an offense of such magnitude? I trust buhari to ignore any court order. Dasuki, KANU and El-zakzaky are a threat to national security and no sane government will release them. Not even the loud mouthed trump who can't tolerate people for their skin color will release such high profile criminals


I hope u will sing ds same song wen it concerns sm1 close 2 u

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Politics / Re: Don’t Criticise My Varsity Fees – Oyedepo by Lisaflex(f): 3:10pm On Nov 05, 2016
wth?!! I'm embarrased on his behalf!

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Romance / Re: I Dont Know How To Love by Lisaflex(f): 3:06pm On Nov 05, 2016
U cn only truly lv others/sm1 else wen u hv learnt 2 lv urslf

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Romance / Re: PHOTOS: Girl Mary Breaks The Internet Crying Over A Boy Who Broke Her Heart by Lisaflex(f): 10:56am On Nov 05, 2016
lmao...Really??!! Its ok 2 cry, buh not on national tv/internet...Haba!! Get a grip woman!!
Religion / Re: What Happens After Death? (Christian POV) by Lisaflex(f): 4:38pm On Oct 18, 2016
I'm more concerned wt knwin if der's sm sort of self conciousness/awareness (of d spirit)after death...

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Romance / Re: How To Eat Puusssy Properly,and Give Her Screaming Orgasms. by Lisaflex(f): 4:35pm On Oct 18, 2016
Na so....sm1 help me wt d pic
Jokes Etc / Re: Mugabe Makes An Epic Remark To The Buhari Kitchen Comment by Lisaflex(f): 4:17pm On Oct 18, 2016
On point!
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels In Bikini For Her 16th Birthday Shoot (photos) by Lisaflex(f): 12:18pm On Oct 10, 2016
francis247:
#15 years? Really? BTW, she looks nothing like her mum.

Who is her mom?
Family / Re: Woman Discovers She's Being Married To A Dead Man For 6 Years - Her Reaction ? by Lisaflex(f): 12:58am On Oct 08, 2016
I hv neva doubted d existence of fnz like ds,but I'm yet 2 understand how smtn like dt can happen....I jes want it 2 mk sense,I need an explanation... Did d dead person strike sm sort of deal in d great beyond? If yes, with who n what does d person want in return? I hate it wen stuff doesn't mk sense 2 me!

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Romance / Re: Where Is The Right PLACE To Go Look For A Wife? (I Wan Settle Down) by Lisaflex(f): 10:07pm On Oct 06, 2016
Jarizod:


how Dafuqq did u get d mention.. I didn't even mention u properly grin grin

Sm1 else did, n apparently u strtd d trend
Family / Re: What Are Your fears Of Getting Married Or Being Married? Singles ONLY by Lisaflex(f): 9:39pm On Oct 06, 2016
What if i can't hv my space? What if he beats me up? What if we cnt mk it work at sm point? What if he starts cheating? Child birth? It scares d hell out of me! God help me o!

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