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Romance / Re: Where Is The Right PLACE To Go Look For A Wife? (I Wan Settle Down) by Lisaflex(f): 9:10pm On Oct 06, 2016
6 months ke? Op, calm down o!! Der's no hurry in ds sort of tn,b4 u wee cm n goan marry d 1 dt will gv u sleepless nights...Jes do d fnz u lv doing ,n u'll meet sm1 in d process...Lv finds u wen u least expect it...Gd luck

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Romance / Re: Where Is The Right PLACE To Go Look For A Wife? (I Wan Settle Down) by Lisaflex(f): 9:02pm On Oct 06, 2016
ardeypearlz:
Start with Lisaflex na tongue ....if she no gree, then go to church infact be active cheesy grin

See ya head tongue
Romance / Re: Where Is The Right PLACE To Go Look For A Wife? (I Wan Settle Down) by Lisaflex(f): 8:57pm On Oct 06, 2016
Jarizod:
why not start with Lisa flex the only girl u are following..who knows she might want to yansh u want to hook up cheesy

Iffa catch u eh!!

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Fashion / Re: Have You Ever Had Such Hug ? See Pic by Lisaflex(f): 2:51pm On Sep 25, 2016
I need ds kinda hug now...
Phones / Re: Airtel Introduces N200 For 20GB Data Bundle And More by Lisaflex(f): 7:48pm On Sep 19, 2016
gidjah:
What setting did you carry out on it pls?,any ship hon things?

I didn't set anytn... I jes use roogen 2 download
Phones / Re: Airtel Introduces N200 For 20GB Data Bundle And More by Lisaflex(f): 11:47pm On Sep 04, 2016
Techpaded:


Haven't tried it, but hotspot works fine.

Pls is der anyway I can use d data plan 2 do stuff outside visiting social sites like facebk n co?
Phones / Re: Airtel Introduces N200 For 20GB Data Bundle And More by Lisaflex(f): 8:52am On Sep 04, 2016
It works...Op, thank u
Romance / Re: This Guy Says He Is The Sexiest Man Alive (Photos) by Lisaflex(f): 8:10am On Sep 02, 2016
N he actually wore a g-string 2 display d 2 burnt akaras he is carrying behind...Whoeva encouraged him 2 do ds is mean! BTW,Denrele wer r u? U don dey carry last o! Do smtn, n fast grin
Celebrities / Re: Hot Mama! Actress Oge Okoye Steps Out In Style by Lisaflex(f): 8:01am On Sep 02, 2016
rokiatu:
yes infact they are triples.

Wth? cheesy...Lord akant tk ds cheesy
Education / Re: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by Lisaflex(f): 7:25pm On Aug 20, 2016
BerryBlaster:
I'm taller than him

If u r telling d truth, den mtn doesn't need 2 build a mast at ur area... Mk dem jes hire u,n network go boku grin

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Education / Re: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by Lisaflex(f): 7:22pm On Aug 20, 2016
TastyTuoyo:
Na only one sandals the boy get?


As im size no dey market, how d poor boy go do? Na d only sandal mk carpenter manage construct for am be dt na sad

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Family / Re: My Husband That I Met In Facebook Cheats On Me: Am I Taking Things Far???? by Lisaflex(f): 8:48pm On Aug 19, 2016
goonsmi:
I'm kinda worried with all these marital issues I read everyday . I can't stop wondering how once wonderful friends end up as a monster .



someone should educate me.


It baffles me 2....When I fnk abt it,it scares d shit out of me
Health / Re: How To Clear Darkspots On Face From Pimples by Lisaflex(f): 2:52pm On Aug 18, 2016
bossman44:


Thanks tho...regarding the retinA what % is advisable to buy?
Yw...U can get dt of 0.05%
Health / Re: How To Clear Darkspots On Face From Pimples by Lisaflex(f): 11:13pm On Aug 17, 2016
bossman44:
Hey fam!!wadup..i rili need a candid opinion on how to clear darkspots on ma face as a result of pimples left on face...pleas it wud do ke a favour if u can help..moreover...skin centre.. Willing to help for free..can do so..tired of spending money on products that end up not working...

Op..pls help move to front page. So as to get enuff suggestions..thanks


1)If u r using any steroid containing prodt on ur face,STOP immediately (ur pimple cld be steroid induced)

2)keep ur hands of ur face(Ur hands pick a lot of dirt and bacteria) n do not pick d pimples 2(spots left behind by pimples u didn't pick heal faster ,ie if it leaves a spot at all)

3)Cut down on ur(or for now totally avoid) intake of diary prodts

4)Drink lots of water n eat a lot of fruits

5)Wash ur face at least twice a day

6)U need a cleanser dt works for u, not smtn harsh tho (will help speed up drying of the pimples)

7)4 d spots,u need retin-A...Apply directly on d dark spots n not all over ur face at 9t(it will increase d sensitivity of ur face 2 sunlight, so stay out of d sun n apply only at night...U can also use a non-comedogenic sunscreen/sun block wt spf 50 or more, bt still avoid d sun as much as u can)

coolDon't apply any oda prodts on ur face,including mkup(let ur face breath)

9)Don't be so focused on ur face....Take ur mind of it ,n not 2 long 4rm now,u'll wake up 2 a clear skin

10)U'll get a lot of opinions abt fnz 2 apply on ur face ,bt be really careful cos u might end up wt ochronosis wc is very diff 2 treat...It will leave u wishing u had ur pimples bk ,cos pimples will seem like child's play compared 2 it
Food / Re: When She Says Cooking Is Her Hobby by Lisaflex(f): 2:41pm On Aug 15, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
Hi Lisa, good morning!
Hello, hw do u do?
Romance / Re: Have U Ever Slept With A Guy Or A Girl U Met On The First Day? by Lisaflex(f): 7:15pm On Jul 29, 2016
nuelzz04:
it happens by accident sumtyms o....like wen a trailer falls on d guy n d guy falls on d lady n bros sumtin falls on sis sumtin
#runs outta thread grin


shocked Speaking from experience?
Food / Re: When She Says Cooking Is Her Hobby by Lisaflex(f): 12:23pm On Jul 26, 2016
peeparty:

Go jor . I know you did not miss me.
Hw can u be so sure?
Food / Re: When She Says Cooking Is Her Hobby by Lisaflex(f): 12:17pm On Jul 26, 2016
peeparty:

Been a while ooo
Yaya....Hope u r gd
Food / Re: When She Says Cooking Is Her Hobby by Lisaflex(f): 12:09pm On Jul 26, 2016
BoboFashion:

Bia Lisa, see ur mouth like " wen pple cook for us" grin
B4 nko? *Singing * "Who no like better tn, mk i see...."
Food / Re: When She Says Cooking Is Her Hobby by Lisaflex(f): 8:40pm On Jul 25, 2016
BoboFashion:


Mind you that the best chef in the world is a male.


No wahala, let a male be d best....U guyz should even emulate him cos it'll mk fnz easier for us(females)...We like it wen ppl cook for us 2
Food / Re: When She Says Cooking Is Her Hobby by Lisaflex(f): 8:30pm On Jul 25, 2016
K9blunt:
Him : so do you cook?

Me: yes I do, when I have to.

Him : hmn, when you have to. So you mean you dont like cooking. I like women that loves to cook.


Me: ok, cool, let me ask you, can you build a house on your own?

Him: *looking confused* no why should I?


Me: because I like guys that can build their house with their bare hands.






Iranu!


Lol! E pain u, no be small... Nice 1

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Food / Re: When She Says Cooking Is Her Hobby by Lisaflex(f): 8:26pm On Jul 25, 2016
BoboFashion:

U don kuku kill me with this question... cry

cheesy Don't tk it personal, it was jes an innocent question
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(f): 8:22pm On Jul 25, 2016
teejaypee:
Lisa, why am i just seeing this topic now? sad

I've got no experience though. .


I'm gonna just Read the comments cool


U r jes seeing it cos u jes put on ur eye glass tongue....Happy reading

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Food / Re: When She Says Cooking Is Her Hobby by Lisaflex(f): 8:17pm On Jul 25, 2016
BoboFashion:

Lisa easy o! I can cook too wink
I knw u can cook...D question is "is it edible?" smiley

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Religion / Re: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(f): 8:12pm On Jul 25, 2016
fxtimi:
from my little understanding of the akudaya phenomenom, the personmust have died before his time and so he soul wanders the earth with the same body. he or she can start a new life somewhere else and even start a family but it must be far away from where he everyone knows him/her.
I really dont know why if its a covenant or not, but I strongly believe what the old man told me because the Aso-Oke that this man was wearing was old(the pattern looked like the type i used to see in old pictures and the design was Danshiki;what Yorubas call OLE N TELE ALFA). I have never saw the man again after that incidence and it s because he knows i have blown his cover. he would probably go somewhere else to live

Hmmm....I find d akudaya stuff quite fascinating
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Dress Up In The Presence Of Your Brother? by Lisaflex(f): 8:06pm On Jul 25, 2016
Eminentsaint:
That's very funny. I hope you stay alone at home or do you have brothers?

I hv brothers
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(f): 5:17am On Jul 24, 2016
obadizena:




It is not every phenomenon of non-ordinary reality that has to be attributed to demons.

@ the bolded,
This is a case of activation of the inner sense - some people call it the Sixth Sense . We all have it but for majority of us, it is latent/dormant.
When activated, it may manifest differently to different people. For example, it may manifest to one person in the form of hearing of voices (i.e. clair-audience. To another person, it may manifest in the form of visions or sights clairvoyance. Still to another, it may manifest in the form of sensations or even tactile feeling (i.e. intuition, premonition, psychometry, e.t.c
The form it takes depend upon the most active rays of the individual. It is perfectly possible for one person to experience it in two different forms at the same time. Like seeing a motion picture of a happening with the inner eye while hearing an accompanying running commentary with the inner ear at the same time, as is the case with Peter Hurkos, the Dutch psychic, for instance.

I fnk u may hv a point..Only heard of ppl having a feeling of dread tho(premonitions), didn't knw actually hearing or seeing stuff cld also be attributed 2 d 6th sense
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(f): 5:07am On Jul 24, 2016
fxtimi:
The incidence you are about to read happened to me in Abeokuta sometime in 1997 when I was still in College( Ogun Poly now known as Moshood Abiola Polytechnic).
I started noticing this man with an old Danshiki style Aso Oke with Abeti Aja cap paasing infront of my house at Onikoko on a monday morning when i went outside to spread my laundry. In my mind, I wondered why he was wearing such an outfit. The Aso Oke was definitely old and the style (Danshiki) was a throw back from the 70s. I shrugged it off and went to get ready for class.

I noticed the same man at the June 12 market some days later; i believe it was a Wednesday afternoon.

On thursday evening, I went to hang out with some old friends at a bar in the Ibara GRA. I left the bar around 10:45pm(drinks and gist were flowing and i didnt know time had gone). I ended up walking all the way to my house from the GRA because there were no taxis around that period.

As i was approaching my house with my cigarrete in hand and my Discman playing Wutang Clan, i could see from afar 3 bright lights shining like a motor cycle headlamp but very flouresecent. The closer I approached the light, the more the wind blew like a storm was about to come. I looked up to the sky but there was no sign of rain. The whole of Onikoko road was deserted but as a Lagos bobo I trudged on believing that nothing dey happen.
As I got closer to the bright light, behold, it was the aso oke man. He wasnt walking, he was gliding or should I say floating because I didnt see him move his feet but he was moving forward. His eyes were shining very bright like those comic characters i used to read about. He had another eye on his forehead which also shine brightly.I remember removing my headphones and trying to run but i couldnt because as he approached me, a certain force restrained me and I stood there transfixed, unable to move a muscle and my head began to swell. I had previoulsy heard from people about how they had encounters with ghosts or paranormal beings and how their heads felt like it was swollen or heavy, now I understand what they meant. My head felt heavy on my neck witha sharp pain throbbing at the back of my head.
As soon as the man passed by my side, I heard him sigh. The sigh was very loud and amplified and the ciggarette in my hand fell off.
I dont know for how long i stood there but i later felt warm and noticed that i could move my legs and move my legs i sure did. i ran to my house, banging on the door for my fellow students to open the door. As soon as Sade; a gal from my department opened the door, I rushed in, closed the door tightly while telling her what I just saw. I ran into my room and started casting and binding ( come see Me dey speak in tongues). I could hear someone in the background saying " the guy don go drink jare, NO MIND AM. Which kain yeye ghost him see".

The following morning, an old man that I used to occasionally sit down and share palm wine and cigarettes with told me that i must have seen either an AKUDAYA( a person who is dead but still continues living or sighted by people in a location different from the one they lived while they were alive) OR a man with who has familiar spirits on a mission to perpetarte evil. He said what probably saved me was the cigarrette in my hand because some spirits do not like the smell of it; it is believed that it weakens their powers.Me i no know but I believe God was just looking out for me; thats all.
I never saw the Aso Oke man again after that day. I believe he went away because he has been busted.

That year was very interesting for me because it opened my eyes to some other funny spiritual shit I will talk about later


Wow,quite scary!!! U even had legs 2 run...If I wer in ur shoes,I would jes pass out at dt spot....... Still don't get d whole akudaya thing tho... If one can cm bk from d dead,y hide from their loved ones? Or is it sm sort of deal they hv wt who or whateva made it possible for them 2 cm bk?
Food / Re: When She Says Cooking Is Her Hobby by Lisaflex(f): 4:55am On Jul 24, 2016
teejaypee:
cheesy


What's sweeting u? I knw its ur type dt will be forming dt dey do not eat food from d freezer(ie it must be freshly prepared) angry

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