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blaqroy:
Breaking News! Breaking News!!

There are very huge crisis meetings taking place in Aso Rock. According to our secret inside source, there have been series of these secret meetings of the northern leaders (irrespective of party affiliations) and the northern APC most trusted heavy weights in Abuja including Lawal Musa Daura, Abba Kyari, Mohamad Nasir el-Rufai, Abdullahi Umar Ganduje, Rabiu Kwankwaso, Muhammadu Sa'ad Abubakar III (the Sultan of Sokoto), Abdusalam Abubakar etc.

These secret meetings are not unconnected to the broadcasted revelations made by Nnamdi Kanu (leader of the Indegeneous People Of Biafra) about the death of Buhari and the replacement by a body double from Sudan known as Jibril Al-Sudani.

These northern leaders were highly amazed by the precise accuracy given by Nnamdi Kanu on this conspiracy which they thought was an air-tight secret and strongly believed that Nnamdi Kanuwas given the accurate information from an insider amongst them.

Inasmuch as the Sultan of Sokoto asked for calm and wisdom in dealing with this type of very delicate issue that is able to balcanise Nigeria, Lawal Daura, Abba Kyari, Rabiu Kwankwaso, Ango Abdulahi and Nasir el-Rufai were particularly visibly shaken and highly furious. They were casting heavy aspersion and suspicion on the PDP presidential aspirant - Atiku Abubakar for this greavious leakage.

They condemned Atiku Abubakar for turning round to betray the north because of his own private political goal. This is because they alledged Atiku Abubakar to be the person that directly or indirectly revealed this secret to Nnamdi Kanu.

According to our secret source, these nothern leaders planned everything with Atiku Abubakar before telling him to get off APC and go back to PDP where he will be supported to compete with their "Buhari". Their original plan was to subtly make sure that Atiku Abubakar wins the 2019 elections because his primary task as the president should also be to defend the interests of the north thereby making it possible for their imported "Buhari" to queitly disappear into thin air without being noticed by Nigerians.

They are completely stuck and confused with the way forward with this "Buhari" and they are now relying on the expert advice and actions of the British government to save them from this international shame and embarracement. They urged Britain to use their secret service (M16) to get hold of Nnamdi Kanu to stop the damage he is causing them. They also pledged that they are ready to pay any sum of money for the British to save them from this international embarrassment and imminient danger.

Stay tuned for more information as it unfolds.

There are really, different levels of stupidity. Yours appears to be winning the awards.

Amaechi did better than this in Rivers state. However, the Nigerian mass is the problem.
All manner of church advert have defaced them. Now, no maintenance.

2005 BMW 5 series vs 2017 5 series

Continue deceiving yourself.

Omooba77:
God is All Sufficient

Nobody mentioned "All Sufficient". We are talking about being Perfect.

First, prove to us that God is perfect.

Black man needs a total factory RESET.
Must everything be copied?

johnydon22:
And God created Adam and Eve and put them in a perfect garden. The tree of life and death was with God and then God thought to himself;

"I should put that tree right into the garden"

"Jesus! What do you think? I am gonna put that tree into the garden"

"What?" Jesus yelled "Are you kidding me right now? That's a horrible idea"

"Ooooh i am going to put it" God smirked

"Common!!!" Jesus yelled and other inhabitants of heaven just looked on.

And so it happened, that God put the tree he didn't want anybody to eat from right into the middle of the garden where the only 2 people who possibly could eat it lived.

And then, he called Adam and Eve and said "See, you guys can eat from every tree in this garden but not that one"

"What?" Eve yelled

"Why did you put it here then?" Adam queried

God rolled his eyes "Hey, Hey, common guys, see, i am serious. Nobody should eat from that tree"

Do you know the first thing the b-itch did? Totally eat the fruit and gave it to Adam.

Back in heaven, Jesus and God watched with open mouth as Adam and Eve munched the juicy fruit like their lives depended on it.

And God slowly turned to Jesus and said "You do know i'm gonna have to have you killed for this right?"

Jesus chuckled at the perceived subtle joke then it dawned on him, God never jokes.

"WTF!!!"

This is by far the best written account of the story. Funny, yet practical. Awesome!

Mtchew, which country has prayer helped? Pls prepare your PVC.

Very stupid post!
Much more people are killed by their faith in God than those who commit suicide by "falling out" with him.
Do you know how many die each day at home because they reject medical help in anticipation of devine healing?
Do you know how many have starved themselves to death in prayer to him? The Nigerian couple in UK recently arrested for child negligence comes to mind.

Truth is that there is absolutely nothing exceptional about the Jews. They are like any other race known to man.
They have faced what other races have faced and have recorded successes too, but nothing special. There have been greater African races than the Jewish race.
You only believe such nonsense if you take the bible as infallible and undiluted history, which it isn't.

In all thy smooth talking incredulous optimism, please show us one person who lived above or free of sin as implied.

Most people will be confused as to what point you are trying to make.

Cos I just prefer facing reality to a fairytale feel-good syndrome they churn out there.

A lot isnt right here.
What is this award about. What is its history?
Half baked journalism again.
How about better history of these individuals? Their full educational, family and business background?

I presume these are Rivers indigenes, or at least from the south, so why choose Abuja to host the award.
Why Abuja?
Oh, I forgot...Port Harcourt isn't safe anymore.

Glink2018:
Your comments show that you don't even know what you believe ...
End of conversation. I take my leave

You see, when you think you already know it all, there isn't room for learning. This is the attitude that prevents intellectual growth.
At some point in your life, you learnt about Jesus. If before that period, you had thought that you knew it all and so fought vehemently against anything or anyone with superior knowledge, by now you wouldn't know what you know about Christianity.

Learning is a continuous phase.

DateMynd44:
check that post I quoted u. it's only atheist that makes such comments

That post was to enlighten your reasoning. Except you are telling me its only atheists that reason.

Glink2018:
1 Timothy 2:3-4 For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour;
Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth'

God ultimate desire is to have all men be saved. On the other hand devil desire is to have all men perish.
Wisdom demand that we shld constantly and continually abide under the cover of the most high.

Then, its either you are not paying attention to what you just wrote or the bible has lied to you about your Gods willingness or ability to save.
Remember, "...its not of him that willeth but of Him that showeth mercy," right.

DateMynd44:
are u an atheist?

I don't think so. Why?

Jeromejnr:
Well, I have changed my mind on what I wanted to type.

But, how so?

MisterGrace:
And what happenes to your soul afterwards?

I can discuss the concept of soul to you for a week but you may never get it. Cognitive dissonance sets in.

Emmysteve:
Living in delusion may God open your eyes.

You really can't tell delusion, even as it stares you in the face.

Glink2018:
Because in the process, many bow-out due to their spiritual coldness and due to wordliness.

That's reason why 2 Corinthians 11:3 But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ.'

Tell me something!
So, is the devil more passionate about destruction than your God about salvation?

NnamdiEducamia:
Christian believers are not same as Christian Practitioners!

Don't be deceived.

If you were attentive enough, you would have noticed the title says "...refused to believe", not "Practitioners."

Nothing will happen. They will eventually, simply die into nothingness, same way you will.

With the number of christian believers in Nigeria, you would think Nigeria would be awesome and advanced by now. Mtchew! Grow up folks.

Tell that to the children in IDP camps.

Ever absent one, yet sends a manual which he interprets differently to different followers, causing disunity and lack of cohesion.
Also, would finally return to burn up those who didn't follow the manual as he intended in his heart. Pathetic!

No! How beautiful and good this world would be if only your god-king would care for the weary as you speak.

Well, Africans are still brain washing themselves, even after the white man has left.

You'll first prove to us the existence of that your hell.

sureheaven:
YOU THANK GOD FOR MAKING YOU A CHRISTIAN BECAUSE CHRISTIANS ARE SPECIAL.

UNLIKE VALUELESS MORMONS, MUSLIMS, BUDDHISTS, JEWS, TRADITIONALISTS AND OTHERS, WHO'RE SUPPOSEDLY CREATED BY THAT SAME GOD.

CLAP FOR YOURSELF.


Exactly, those other religions u mentioned chose be in the dark intentionally.
Jesus is the light and way. I’m one of his believers and followers and he hasn’t misled me.

If u are in the dark, better choose light.

You see, this is the exact reason atheists tear you folks to shreds. Your words are totally devoid of reason or logic.