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Career / Re: Tax Experts, How Much Is He Supposed To Receive At The End Of The Month? by livenletlive: 6:07pm On Feb 29
livenletlive:
Hello Iamoyindamola. I am interested in your analysis on this topic. Please what's your email, let's talk.

Mine is finegabby8@gmail.com
Please reach me.
Career / Re: Tax Experts, How Much Is He Supposed To Receive At The End Of The Month? by livenletlive: 6:06pm On Feb 29
AkonWaLoja1:

The Gross Pay should be 1,625,000.00 as the Annual Leave Allowance is not collectibles monthly.
Meanwhile, the monthly pay is as follows:
Gross Pay= 135,415.00
Pension = 7,535.00
PAYE = 9,620.00

NET PAY= #118,260.00


However, if it is actually 1,803,000.00
Then,
GP= 150,250.00
PENSION= 7,535.00
TAX = 11,575.00

NET PAY= #131,140.00


Hello Iamoyindamola. I am interested in your analysis on this topic. Please what's your email, let's talk.
Car Talk / Re: I Need Good Ac Technician For Rav4 by livenletlive: 3:16pm On Feb 21, 2021
Elsueno:
Why dont you visit radauto or gazuz. bit pricey but have all the tools necessary to permanently fix the thing

Gazuz seems to be too busy.
Car Talk / Re: I Need Good Ac Technician For Rav4 by livenletlive: 3:14pm On Feb 21, 2021
chyket:
I have a very good AC Technician named Kenny.His Office is behind Zenith bank at Obanikoro bustop .His phone number is 0802 396 9178.He is very reliable and honest.He fixed a Landcruiser that gave me a lot of issues since January last year and it's been working very well ever since.I have referred about 5 people to him and there has not been any complaint.I can vouch for him.
Thank you. I will check on him.

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Autos / Re: The Most Common Issues With Toyotas And How To Get Them Fixed by livenletlive: 6:54pm On Feb 19, 2021
Please send me your contact details. Are you in Lagos?
Car Talk / I Need Good Ac Technician For Rav4 by livenletlive: 5:45pm On Feb 19, 2021
I need a very good a/c technician for Rav4. Please, am not looking for trial and error type cos I have suffered enough from them. Location is Lagos.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Smart Driver Required- Oworonshoki Lagos by livenletlive: 9:03am On Feb 09, 2021
Still vacant...send cv to finegabby8@gmail.com
Car Talk / Re: I was Locked up, Extorted And Harrassed By Police In Aba Over Lagos Number Plate by livenletlive: 9:39am On Dec 31, 2020
I suffered this fate in 2019 at Asaba. Spent 2k for the police to let me off. Got to Lagos and went to MVAA office at ALAUSA. They issued a cover letter to the effect that the number plate is valid and whoever is concerned should contact them for further details. Lagos state and FRSC should publicly put out a statement to this effect. Many Police personnel are criminals in uniform.

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Politics / Re: Governor Lalong Rejects Ending Of SARS by livenletlive: 2:59pm On Oct 15, 2020
I9 northern states now a shadow. The plateau needs to wake up!

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Autos / Re: Cleanest Tokunbo 2009 Toyota Corolla @2.5m Slightly Negotiable by livenletlive: 12:03pm On Oct 06, 2020
Got Rav4 2010 full options with 4 plugs?
Politics / Re: South-east Presidency: Who Is Your Preferred Candidate?? by livenletlive: 5:12pm On Sep 05, 2020
ikorodureporta:
South-East presidency: who is your preferred candidate??
1.Peter Obi. Young, energetic and economically sound. Proven effective performance record.
. Dave Umahi. Economically sound and very effective resource management. Good performance track record.
3. Godfrey Onyema. Very calm and ardent diplomat. A patriot and one who believes in building a united country. Politically and economically sound.
One option here.
Car Talk / Re: Explaining Catalysts And Catalyst Codes by livenletlive: 1:41pm On Aug 03, 2020
Please can you do a check on Rav4 2006 as well for this catalyst issue? Lemme your contact.
Car Talk / Re: Explaining Catalysts And Catalyst Codes by livenletlive: 9:59am On Aug 03, 2020
nissparts:
Continued:

When your vehicle has a catalyst issue, there are 2 alternative fixes

1. Replace the catalyst with a brand new unit(Note I said brand new unit. If you attempt a tokunbo replacement, you'll either get one which has been filled with the "ladipo" element in the exhaust pot or you'll get one fresh off a used vehicle which may have also failed as well)

2. Hollow out the exhaust pots and rid them completely of the foamy/netty substance inside them. Now because your car's computer has been programmed to accept a certain level of exhaust fumes to be detected by the monitoring o2 sensor, the consequent rush of exhaust fumes which it will detect in the absence of the foamy/netty substance will signal a red flag and you will get catalyst codes. Therefore to complete the fix, you must install an oxygen sensor spacer to limit the fumes seen by the monitoring o2 sensor. See attached. The spacer is screwed into the oxygen sensor before finally being screwed into the exhaust.

Whichever route you take out of the 2 options, a "self-learn reset" (google it) must be carried out to get maximum benefits from the repair.

Cheers
Please can you do same check on Rav4 2006? Where's your location and.contact in Laģos?
Car Talk / Re: Your Motor Guru Is Here! Ask Your Questions... by livenletlive: 1:05am On Jul 07, 2020
ojeysky:


Change the cover first, could be the cover.

Cover has been changed and thermostat also removed but situation persists. Someone said gasket may have gone flat, I doubt that. What could be the problem?
Car Talk / Re: Your Motor Guru Is Here! Ask Your Questions... by livenletlive: 12:00pm On Jul 01, 2020
MotorGuru:
Free and unbiased consultations on vehicle diagnosis and fixes.

I am ready so Fire on!
2006 Highlander- Radiator dries out as coolant moves to reservoir and does not return. Reservoir fills and overthrow as it's not returning to radiator. My mech says it's not water-pump, might be radiator cover or another thing. What could be the issue please?
Education / Re: Ekiti State Student Dies In Boyfriend's Hostel In Osun Poly (Graphic Pix, Video) by livenletlive: 10:33am On Jun 17, 2020
DeusMagnus:
Choi. Wahala for problem. And I get one chic wey dey come over this weekend. I Don dey fear already. Lord are you speaking to me?
grin grin
Pets / Re: Finally Got A Wild Bird As Pet (Photos) by livenletlive: 10:24pm On Jun 05, 2020
saintbillion:
checking
Just be sure it's not packing some virus or bacteria. Get the vets involved
Travel / Re: Obiora Okonkwo To Launch United Nigeria Airline In Honour Of Blessed Iwene Tansi by livenletlive: 11:48am On May 27, 2020
Smithkafors:
Nice,....he actually bought 10planes at a go all fully paid.He is from Ogidi, Anambra state,the same town as sosoliso airlines.Nice one.....by the way,he is the owner of dome at Abuja.

See them above,you can never see them rejoice over successful people.They are already attaching negative comment, while there brothers and sisters are already applying to work there.If he fails,your brothers and sisters will be unemployed.He is a billionaire,he won't suffer but your people who lost their job will.pls try get Sense or borrow.
�That's right.
Family / Re: Guidelines For Unemployed Husbands With Working Wives by livenletlive: 7:47pm On May 22, 2020
Essenza01:
Jobless husband diaries!!

Here are some guidelines for unemployed husbands with working wives.
, when you read through with an open mind, you would see it's not she looking down on you, it's just you being smart to be able to have your sanity and getting some advantages while praying for a change.. Hang in there guys, you are not alone, tables turn... you would be fine.

1 - Never discuss your predicament beyond the normal and never show weakness in front of your wife.. "she dont want to see hopelessness".. grin

2 - buy a lot of noodles, you would be needing it a lot, especially during your strong head periods, you dont win most fights, most fights end with "Oya buy it naa" that's usually when you add the convo to your lost battles .. grin

3 - your meals majorly come in two options if any
Rice or noodles?
Beans or noodles?
Eba or noodles?

Semo or pounds is too stressful, dont opt to make shocked... stress was only the surface reason given to you.. cool

4 - sex is usually delayed, when ever you see one just accept and be ready for maybe max two position change, some styles may be banned.. grin

5 - dont come home drunk, I repeat.. dont come home drunk..you remember the pictures of samloco playing "jobless old drunk" in movie scenes... you look exactly like them to her.. grin

6 - some eatable and chewy chewy groceries stops being in the fridge because you are home most-times and eats to chase boredom.. there is always a secret stash in her room for groundnuts, sharp biscuits, cashew nuts, sweets, etc.. she knows you know, take reasonably grin

7 - you are at your lowest, dont bring friends doing well too close home, otherwise you might get depressed from comparison grin

8 - in your many many ideas, you know broke guys reason business ideas like Warren buffet grin , always sieve out the good ones, because telling her some kind stupid stupid ideas would make you look jobless and stupid also. grin

9 - the best way to dodge Bill's is to watch your words, avoid some topics, you need to be one step or two ahead everytime.. e.g TV shows, movies, food, clubs etc...
- TV shows - dstv bill comes up
- Movies - cinema bill comes up
- Food - restaurant and taking out comes up.. grin

10 - Do house chores, pick mopping... it's easier, you only start when she is done sweeping and dusting, she goes to bath, you zig-zag and get back to watching (how do they do it) grin... use water, avoid bubbles on tiles.. you would redo that work even if its next week.. grin

11 - dont leave the sink messy, especially on work days when you are home job hunting and she is out hustling, bro it's an important rule from a man to a man..

12 - with your many insecurities and the devil trying to use you to bring out your alpha Male, pick your fights... yes they would come, but there is an extent to which a broke man fights and argues.. embarassed

13 - you would owe her cash a lot, she knows deep down that money is not coming back, but be ready to be dragged about it to pay for essentials you cant do without.. she would pay eventually when you have curled away asking God why.. allow her have it, it's one of her high moments. cry

14 - in your midnight cries, yes "midnight cries" is most times once a week or twice sha, depending on the days activities... dont disturb her sleep... embarassed

15 - be transparent, remove password from your phone, laptops etc... if she is being faithful, infidelity is not something you want attached to "cheating jobless old man"... you cant be broke and cheating, they dont work together..

16 - read, read, read... you have to pass her in something, current affairs, global happenings, worlds economy etc... it is an edge when you throw small small insults inside conversations "so you dont know kyari is dead" those are one of your few high moments.. wink

17 - early morning gisting with her while she baths and makes up, makes her happy.. you can lend some money during those hours.. those are your bankable hours, if you want some extra cash, offer to drop her at work, that's if it's not your duty already oo.. kiss

18 - at all, at all, try to provide for fuel for generator, darkness and a man being in the house dont usually go together.. you might start having complex..

19 - always use your car weekends, thats if you have not sold hers and she is using yours. When you use your car weekends for functions not personal waka, she chips or outrightly buys fuel that you can manage during the week for your job hunting activities.. grin

20 - look good, work out and have your CV handy. you need to look the role she currently tells people you are doing.." Frank is okay, he is inbetween jobs, but trying out some ideas with friends".. if the friends ask for your CV, always have it handy, delay is dangerous...

21 - dont be gluttonous, eat moderately like a normal human being, if you finish your meals for the week by wednesday, be ready to fall back to your noodles (refer to rule 2) grin and yes you would come up with different flavours of home made seasonings only you can eat.. grin

22 - try to curtail your mood swings, she is the only one entitled to it, you need to be happy with smiles when she is making conversations..

23 - make business calls or pretend to make business call.. it's important, it gives her hope you are connecting.. "my brother me and you know say na 10k you dey shout like that for" grin

24 - go grocery shopping with her, you get to use the opportunity to throw drinks into the cart and remove face immediately, if your eyes jam.. you would return that drink ooo.. grin

25 - if she sends you a link from work, read, watch or chat her to discuss with her, otherwise "what are you doing, that you didn't reply my message follows" grin grin, what you were doing must have financial gains ooo grin never use "I was sleeping" as excuse... dont even try it..

26 - dont call her family, send text message if you can.. dont let them remember you ooo.. lipsrsealed

27 - during your few chances of sex, dont shoot in, "I repeat", dont shoot in... you may find yourself outside by 1am looking for postinol 2
. grin grin the stress in looking for the drug would surpass whatever you managed to enjoy. undecided

28 - be ready for "mistakes" of giving you cash in front of people undecided, it's not everytime she remembers to call you to the corner or give you her card.. it's one of those moments you want the ground to swallow you up.. but my brother "dem no dey use shame swallow spit".. it wont last forever.

Let's me rest here first and continue later... but in all, I love my wife... she is that woman that has your back 100%..

The table has turned for me and am back to my responsibilities, it was a tough period, I learnt a lot, from Anger management to laws of power, it's not a fun place to reside in for a long time....

Most especially:
Marry your friend,
marry your partner in crime,
Marry your day1 niga,
your Gee... when you do, no matter the circumstance, you have some level of peace, some room to pickup and some encouragement to guide you through.
��This is the best piece I've got in years. Bravo Bro!
Health / Re: Missing Osun Coronavirus Patient Found by livenletlive: 3:37pm On Apr 04, 2020
Stigmatization is high in African communities. There has to be rapid awareness that this virus is not a death sentence and people are recovering rapidly from it so that people can calm down and stop the tension being generated.
Travel / Re: Coronavirus: Apply For Work Visas - USA Begs Medical Professionals Everywhere by livenletlive: 1:35pm On Mar 27, 2020
So that they'll go and die abi? America na heaven?

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Health / Re: Laila Abubakar Ali Dies Of Coronavirus In USA by livenletlive: 1:41pm On Mar 26, 2020
bigiyaro:
thank God she did not come back.

RIP.
But her relatives will be mixing here and there and it increases Community transmission. Only if they isolate timely.

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Business / Re: CBN Offers ₦50 Billion Credit To Households, Businesses Affected By Coronavirus by livenletlive: 12:42pm On Mar 26, 2020
Just talk and propaganda. No one can meet conditions to access the funds. Just try and see what NISRA will tell you.
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Buhari Tests Negative, Kyari Is Positive by livenletlive: 11:04am On Mar 24, 2020
fergie001:

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/03/24/breaking-newsbuhari-tests-negative-for-covid-19-kyari-is-positive/

Eyaa..Wishing Kyari good recovery. He went to Germany on solving the power issues for Nigeria. He's human and has family too. Best wishes to him.
Politics / Re: Lagos Moves To Stop Church, Mosque Services by livenletlive: 9:03pm On Mar 18, 2020
Business / Re: Union Bank And Zenith Bank Deny Acquisition Rumour by livenletlive: 4:17pm On Mar 18, 2020
Before nko? That's how they first deny and clean mouth so as not to upset the capital market and other biz interests. Then, they sneak it in behind closed doors and shamelessly announce.
Car Talk / Re: Help, My Rav4 Ac Not Cooling- Changed Compressor And Condenser To No Avail! by livenletlive: 4:25pm On Mar 17, 2020
quentin06:



am not in lagos, but I bet you can find competent hands there, if your compressor and condenser is working and your system was recharged, then you have a leak some where, its only logical that you check your evaporator as it was not checked before.

if it is the culprit you will have to flush the entire ac system. which includes your new condenser and compressor.

cheers.

Thanks a lot.
Car Talk / Re: Help, My Rav4 Ac Not Cooling- Changed Compressor And Condenser To No Avail! by livenletlive: 4:08pm On Mar 16, 2020
quentin06:
what about your evaporator located in the dash board, have you checked it before?

ac is system, got to check all components, dont just go changing compressor and condenser.

a clogged or leaking evap could damage your compressor and condenser.

happened to me.

Hmmm.
Not checked evaporator. The ac guy mentioned but didn't get around it. Now I just don't want to do trial-and-error so am looking for competent hand.
Politics / Re: Video Before The Explosion At Abule Ado, Lagos Yesterday by livenletlive: 3:25pm On Mar 16, 2020
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NaijaFutbol:


If truly they were there for maintenance, we are finished as a country. Probably half baked, highly connected, empty brained, quota system technicians

grin grin
Car Talk / Re: Help, My Rav4 Ac Not Cooling- Changed Compressor And Condenser To No Avail! by livenletlive: 9:43am On Mar 16, 2020
autologic:

I am sure where the issues come from your tech inability to get the FDC manual compressor to work instead of making use of the automatic clutch- driven VDc compressor that is originally designed for the car . Although there are still way of still manipulating the FDC connection to match VDC design which your technician is not aware of .
Thanks. Please do you know a competent tech that can resolve this?
Car Talk / Re: Help, My Rav4 Ac Not Cooling- Changed Compressor And Condenser To No Avail! by livenletlive: 5:41pm On Mar 15, 2020
autologic:

Model year of Rav 4 cos with different year's model the HVAC design is not the same .
Thanks. V6, 2006 model. 2GR engine
Car Talk / Re: Help, My Rav4 Ac Not Cooling- Changed Compressor And Condenser To No Avail! by livenletlive: 5:39pm On Mar 15, 2020
ivoryhouse:

Did tou replace the valves? And you're not clear, isn't that the compressor has no power or it blows but isn't cooling? Most times, we just change compressor and condenser but forget to replace other more sensitive parts. Drier accumulator, valves and other really sensitive parts should be changed, especially drier accumulator which BTW should be replaced every time the air conditioning system is opened. See Mosbus, and if you can afford it, Radautoworks will restore it to factory settings
.

Thank you. Didn't change anything else apart from condenser and compressor. Will do another check.

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