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UYEMDO35:
Guy! Forget English and focus on my write up, I need serious advice no be English I wan chop. Has time goes on am ganna improve.

What advice do you need? The woman you like, likes money and you don't have money.

pureinheart2021:
Seasons Greeting To The Moderators and all members of Nairaland. May 2022 do us well.
I am Single adult man in search of my soulmate. i work and reside in Abuja, FCT,Nigeria. I have no child and pray to have children soon.
Any matured working class lady who is ready for marriage should email me freegod76@yandex.com preferable some one working and living in Abuja. age from 30 years to 46years.

You guys and marriage self, start from friendship, brings in meaning.
That's how I think.

yomi007k:
If I have more money, I would invest in research to produce more food, housing,technology and healthcare rather than spend frivolities.


This is why the black man remains so backward, the brain is so black.

Ohmygod! Hehehe

[quote author=Danielkelly post=108761256][/quote]Seriously?

Ok

Fine, lol.

Danielkelly:
Nairalanders i want you guys to rate me. From my chocolate brown skin to my, sexy eyes and my pink lips.

I didn't see anything?

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Are you telling me mompha is yanshing Bob's shit drooling anus? Can't imagine how these people do it, I once tried anal with one of my female fan that came to my hotel room for autograph, I was drunk and that her big ass dey enter my eyes, she just gave me biro and off her pants to sign on her ass, I had no choice than to bend her over and insert my 11inches no doubt she was enjoying it, na so I start to smell that kind smell wey person dey smell after inserting finger in the ass when we still small, omo I had to rush to the bathroom to wash my pweeq with dettol,

I gave her 100k and told her to leave immediately,
Things we go through as celebs

God you are crazy!

Admiral49:
The ones that will not smile or talk with anybody throughout the journey.

Yep!
That's me, it's not pride just don't know how to relate with people.

Abyounghammed:
Abeg shey this guy na muslim

See question
Who have answer please.

Wakando:
She was about to travel abroad, i spent more than a million for her travel, engaged her then she traveled, few weeks later her father called me to stop disturbing his daughter, that I'm too poor to be his son in law

Wow!

Nadaken:
Hisbah that is talking of arresting girl that expose body cum shape

Make una come here if Islam isn't a joke

Northern Nigeria is a joke.

Damori:
I disvirgined this girl about 5 months ago. We were both in love with each other or so we thought. We weren't dating. We both didn't want to date because we weren't ready to be in a relationship. She is 20, I'm in my mind 20s. She was keeping herself before I fuçked her. She took the whole virginity thing very seriously.

A month later we had an argument. I'd admit I caused it. She was hurt and we stopped talking. We haven't talked since.

For the past 4 months I've been dreaming about this same girl every night. I'm tired. It's beginning to seem like a spiritual problem. I've bleeped other girls and currently I'm in a relationship with another girl who I like, but the dreams will not just stop.

I don't want to call or text her because she hasn't done the same. I've moved on and I don't even give a fuçk about her. But the dreams don't want to stop. It's really driving me insane. Just today I had a nap and I woke up three times and those three times I fell asleep and dreamed about the same fuçking girl.

I need help and advice.

Lol!

Drop the ego, nothing spiritual here, you care much about her than you thought.

DubaiLandLord:
GEJ incompetence made Boko Haram became very powerful.

Under him, Boko Haram was controlling a territory as large as igbo land, but GMB government don change the tide in favour of the Nigerian people.

Boko Haram is weak and do not have the capability to hold on to territories and only attack soft targets and withdraw immediately.

IDPs camps are been closed and people returning back to their peaceful communities.

You're been economical with the truth.

himselfmaji:
Iyale kogi state. By the grace of God, so help me God

Iyale that's igalaland right?

nelcliff:
Back home.. Calabar canival

Would like to be at that festival next year.

RightDecision15:
Christmas will be dull here, I lost my pops just this morning. So sad

So sorry.

HenryDion:
With the right price, anyone will suck a dickk. It's either the money is too small, or you're lying.

Wow!

WoundedLamb:
OP, no need to keep lying or pretending, it only gives him hope. Tell him you are not gay and, therefore, cannot enjoy any form of intimacy with a fellow man and you're not willing to do his bidding even for money. Say this firmly. He will have no choice but to leave you alone.

You shouldn't be calling such a person a helper. Even if you were gay or a lady, exploiting people's financial situation is simply inhumane. Are you the most handsome man in the city? There are many gay people out there, why you? Anyone that knows me knows I'm not homophobic. I know some guys get down with gay men for money and I couldn't care less. But taking advantage of someone's life situation is mean, gay or not.

I don't get why most nigeria gays like going for straight men,
Doesn't make any sense.

Bigfish121:
Qbeg who know better spots for Abuja make he recommend for me.i just relocated to the city.

Where are you relocating from?

And the city is onehell of a boriness.

tafat:
Okay. But why won't I believe it exists in Nigeria?

I wonder.

Prettydevil:
Loooool I only have one target that is this hoe datboredberry, every other girl I cannot fight u darling.

If you ain't gay yet, then you're indeed a SYCOPHANT.

Buharifan:
1. Yemi Osinbajo
2. Bola Tinubu
3. Atiku Abubakar

If we're that hopeless for good leader, I prefer Sanwolu gorvonor of Lagos state.

Good! They deserve it.

SlyDev:
How is that your f business? How many of your family have you send to school?

He owe you no explanation, sell your Gala and Lacacera and leave Lagos matter to its owner

This is just in sensitively stupid.

backbencher:
Dude, how come MC oluomo can afford university in America for his kids , while most of his union membership cannot afford better schools for theirs?

Same question I wanted to ask but you know this Nigeria.

How is it African hair when some of them is using attachment and humanhair?

Ayam not understanding

Perfectman91:
How can you buy kolo for 15,000. Are you okay?

I think he met onefive.

ImoleNaija:
He's not far from the truth though. We blame leaders for every mess we make. The 'we' in the sentences know themselves; no need to shalaye.

The government is not good how do you expect the citizens to be good hmmm?
But me I'm not fraudulent ooh
Can't even hurt people and I'm a Nigerian.
God should punish all of them in government with anybody related to them.

AlexBells:
Who you wan make we blame before, if them catch pikin for thief, no be Papa them go blame

Lol!

Mashgash:
A Redpiller is spotted.

This one sound worse than a redpiller abeg

Prettydevil:
So today I realized everyone in my area is talking about how I have no girl in my life for a while. One of them slipped and mistakenly admitted I’m their topic and they feel I cannot approach women.

Now the thing is I’m way beyond approaching women, it’s not an issue of talking to them really more like an issue of me not even replying them. Now my neighbors think I don’t know how to talk to girls but in reality I don’t even reply girls that talk to me. I have a pretty face and I cannot count how many green lights I get from girls every single day, it’s unbelievable..only today a girl told me not to pay for the water I bought from her all cuz I flirted a little with her for fun. It’s that extremely easy for me but the problem is I’m not dating because I haven’t found anyone I like in years.

I don’t know what use a girl will even have in my life, all they offer these days is their body. I don’t see why I should be spending my money on someone just so people can see me strolling with a woman. Why do I need a woman? Why are they emotionally blackmailing me to be strolling with a female by force? Women I have created so many threads about how I think y’all are trying to ruin my life.

Keep gossiping me, I won’t date till I’m probably out of this dead country and then I can meet people who are not seeing me as an “update” to cash out. Rubbish, na by force to date girl?

Some of you nairaland guys just like degrading women here,

You don't want to date fine, but allowing yourself to be blackmail into it and talking down on nigeria women, just show how weak you are.