₦airaland Forum

ChiefSosa:
Not a fetish, but a wish:
To have sex inside Aso rock villa; right on the Executive table in the President's office.

Hahahahaha! You got to become the president first.

Tezzi:
I have a fetish of banging a rich_mans daughter in her father's mansion nd a rope tyred to her neck, den I will be flogging nd banging her doggy in all nuk nd crani of the house till she enter coma

Just say you want to commit murder.

caesymore:
Having a fetish for body parts is a sexual interest most people have. Be it your partner's hand, feet, or even nails - it's a sexual high. My Fetish is actually on long sexy nail , if painted blue then its a jumbo high for me. Ranging from running it throw my dick and squeezing my balls while I feel a bit of the pain from the nails to when I go missionary and such nails run through my back that arouses me to dig more.


You can bet I always make sure my girls nails are cool and Blue.

Wow

Simpingfool:
I can never believe that I could simp for a girl until I met this girl.. I am so attracted to her that my d*ck just doesn't rest whenever I see her... Chatting with her alone turns me on


The painful part of this story is that she don chop my money and still rejected me....

How do I pay her back pls.. I want to do her something that'll pain her pls..
I know that I'm an idiot for doing what I did but...

Konji na bastard

He he he he he he he he hehe he!
This is just too fvcking funny abeg.

daben1:
Have have you ever found yourself in a situation where you find it hard to forgive someone, especially when those people or person that wronged you asked for forgiveness? Share you experience and what happened

I don't know if I forgive, cause once you hurt me we're done and it's goodbye.

Tinubuadvocate:
If you are invited by security agencies doesn't mean you committed a crime they invited you probably because they need an information from you.

He he he!

Hmm

Rtk5:
really difficult sir because her husband will definitely send her out of the house after physically abusing her with beatings, he also know where i work and will certainly report this in my office and i'm sure to loose my job.

Pls don't take that advice lol, just don't see her again, and give it time ur conscious will clear.

pos123:
Hi,

I'm so new here and I think this platform can be of very good help to me.

I was just scammed by a guy and a lady that came to my POS shop claiming to withdraw 30k, but I told them I've been experiencing network outage for a while. He preyed on that as he sent 14k to me showing me a debit alert and he gave me a number. I actually didn't want to give him the money until I receive a credit alert, but the lady that accompanied him was grossly sick(pretense, I can't say). I had to give them the 14k before seeing a credit alert due to the condition of the lady. After 5 hours, I've not seen any alert. He has been ignoring my call too.

Below is his picture, please reply or mention if you have any clue about him.

Name: Angel Ewuzie
Number: 08021239388

Thanks.

Seun | lalasticlala please

They're criminals have them arrested, don't let it slide, this is the reason why we have so many crimmals in nigeria.

Ohyinyeah:
*Being Nigerian Outside Nigeria: An Extra Burden* by Fr Nash

I've been in and out of South Africa since the last five years. On my first arrival in Johannesburg, January 2014, I was welcomed at the airport by Fr. Terry Nash. He was smiling, I was smiling, too. I was in the company of six other guys who introduced themselves - from Delta State, Akwa-Ibom, Benue, Anambra, etc.

It got to my turn and I said IMO. Fr. Nash's smile ripened into a giggle, "I have heard about Imo, I met many people from Imo State because I've been in prison ministry. Nigerians generally make up a high population in the prison here. And the Imo guys make the church in prison so vibrant, those guys are great", he said, still smiling. My own smile had left me. Years later I would find myself suffering what seems like a stigma that comes with being Nigerian. Every time I found myself in the airport, my identity as a Nigerian is a source of worry: being asked to step aside for extra questions, being delayed by extra protocol because I'm Nigerian.

Three years ago I was returning to Nigeria one holiday. There was a small chaos at the airport: the noise of police whistles and the barking of police dogs filled the air, "get that man", a chubby white police man was screaming. "Somebody has been caught with drugs again", an unknown Black man quickly hinted me, "it is these Nigerians". I quickly became furious.
"You can't be sure it's a Nigerian", I retorted. Well, the guy was caught. Behold, he had a strong Nigerian accent while he was begging the police men, and had the angled shape of my head: Igbo, with a rosary on his neck. I gave up on defending Nigerian reputation.
I gave up because shortly after a Nigerian family volunteered to do clean up in a certain Catholic parish in Johannesburg, the police stormed into the church one day and found drugs hiding behind the terbanacle. I gave up when a Nigerian asked by an immigration officer to step aside, was scolding the officer for the delaying him and raining legal threats, "I know my rights, you can't keep me this long", only for the immigration officer to find that his documents had all been forged.

Once, on returning to South Africa from Nigeria I was with an old Yoruba woman who couldn't speak or read English, her son in Pretoria had a new born baby. She had been invited, they somehow succeeded in making her a passport and got her a visa. She couldn't read anything or understand any information at the airport, so I helped her because my Yoruba is fluent.
When finally we reached Johannesburg the immigration officers had questions about some "strange" things in her bag. I told them those were cooking ingredients, I was the translator between her and the officers. Soon she became worried and whispered into my ear, "Eyi n di isoro. Fun won ni five hundred naira" (this is becoming a problem, give them five hundred).
"Won o kiin gba five hundred", I replied.
"Oya fun won ni one thousand" (then give them one thousand). She squeezed a wrinkled one thousand naira note into my hand. I told her they do not use naira here. "haaaaaah" her mouth opened. I expected that, I smiled.
Bribe is a Nigerian culture, even our old people believe it works, and that there is no other way of moving past an obstacle asides bribe, there is no other means of progress asides bribe. Bribe is a Nigerian salvation.

Weeks later I had a Nigerian friend who was in dire need. He lived with me, he talked about his two million naira which he was expecting from Nigeria, with many proves of the availability of the money. So he borrowed six thousand rand from me. My friend, it's now more than two years, he never paid. He fled to some place else and never returned my calls. I learned later he had borrowed also from a Kenyan who was our neighbor, and this neighbor kept asking where my 'brother' was. Until today he never paid, and it doesn't prick his conscience.
It's important for we Nigerians to ask ourselves serious questions. What is the most important thing to a Nigerian? What kind of factors in our childhood make us desperate and dangerously competitive? Sometimes we are under the pressure of our parents and peers to "prove our selves". When the average Nigerian travels abroad he doesn't travel to merely make a livelihood. His plan is to outshine his peers. I do not find this common among South Africans. They're usually satisfied, they just want to have what they need, they don't kill themselves over what is beyond them.

The first time I had a drive to Durban with a senior brother from Mariannhill we saw a Nigerian suspiciously passing a tightly-folded bag from under the counter, then they made signs to each other, then he sneaked out. Another man entered and sneakily collected it.
The Zambian brother tapped my back, "drugs, they are your brothers". The saddest thing is that those who choose to talk about this are attacked and bullied on social media, they are regarded as unpatriotic citizens. Because Nigerian morality ends with sex and marriage. Finished. Talk about issues on human sexuality and you'll see the bible-thumping Nigeria saying, "hell fire, Adam and Steve, weapons of the devil, it is not our culture", but bribery is our culture. Everything else asides sexual activity is survival, so it's unofficially acceptable. Our mouths are sharp when HIV is mentioned, we often think we are very moral. What shall it profit a virgin who is a thief? Nigerian morality is faux.
"What is your brother doing in Malaysia?"
"He is hustling", that is all you can say. He's just hustling. He comes back to Nigeria and does Thanksgiving and the priest blesses him with chasuble spread out. He pays his tithes and gives huge offering, and his name is announced in church. But nobody notices that poor man at the corner of the church who is a gate man and gives his offering from the little he earned through honest work.
What is your brother doing in Dubai? You give random and vague answers: He's trying to find something, we are praying he succeeds, please put him in prayer. You know that kind of prayer, right?

A South African Bishop once made a joke, "it is easier to trust a stone than to trust a Nigerian. You keep a stone on this table, you'll still find the stone when you come back. Keep a Nigerian and come back later, the Nigerian is gone". And yet we wonder why religious orders outside Africa are afraid of considering Nigerian applications. Our brothers who were admitted into American dioceses arrived the airport and then ran away.

I visited a church in Johannesburg where I heard during the announcements that the guy who teaches the altar servers had been shut dead. A Nigerian. Later the circumstances surrounding his death did not match with a person who would teach mass servers how to serve Holy Mass.

It should make us ask questions about what we value the most as Nigerians: religion or integrity? Perhaps something is wrong with how we have been evangelized.

Back home in Nigeria, Nigerians who are not corrupt are seen as fools by their fellow Nigerians. Their wives mock them. Those Nigerians who studied abroad and now see the world differently, hardly ever come close to political offices in Nigeria, they just won't fit in. And yet we love Jesus the most, we are the bastion of faith in Africa.
Do you know why your visa has been rejected many times? It's because your passport is a Nigerian passport. Ask your friend from Tanzania, he'll tell you how easy it is for him to get a visa.

Do you know why your admission into that European University is taking long? It's because they're still investigating your documents to be sure that they're not fake. Ask your South African friend, he already got an admission.

Now that a new word has been added into the Oxford Dictionary "Nigerian Scam" (please google it) we can be sure that our position in the world is first place. Think Nigerian, but let it be that your reputation is important. Identify as Nigerian, but make sure those who come after you are not denied privileges because of you. Because of those who represent us positively around the globe, because of the many Nigerians who work to earn their living, I am proudly Nigerian. I am proudly Nigerian, because Pius Adesanmi was, Chinua Achebe was, because Anthony Cardinal Okogie is, because Chimamanda Adichie is, because Fela Kuti was, because of people such as Flora Nwapa, Ben Okri, Dora Akunyuli, Bishop Hassan Kukah, etc. There are many models you could choose from instead of adding to our dirty script. Save other Nigerians from stigma, be true.

I will never allowed myself to be stigmatized because I'm a Nigerian, I'll proudly say I'm a Nigerian because I'm not a bad person, you've problem with that, that is just ur problem,
They're bad people everywhere.

I'm speechless
Thank God is not nigeria again we got enough bad news already.

Many humans are reincarnated evil beasts in human skin but got access to live as human being by nature.
It very deep sha. I was told by a lady who claimed to be a Snake.....[/quote]Can you please elaborate? Lol

kumulus:
Everything is wrong with religion, it's the validation people get for picking an identity in the first place. 'I am this and you are that', yet collectively we all say there's one God. Think about that....

A child isn't born messed up in the head, he picks up all the stupid and dumb shit when he interacts with those who 'believe' they are this or that.

Nigeria is a religions country Dubai is a religions country what? you're referring to stupidity of people,

We as a people in nigeria is already messed up,
In my family, we all belongs to the three different religions,
And our problems is not religion but stupidity.

Iyaebe:
Mtcheww, be doing as if you don't understand my posts.Sex is not free,know this and know truth

If it's not transactional sex like prostitutionring. Then it should be free. Relationship should be give and take, if one is at the receiving end, doesn't always end well.

MorningStar233:
And it is people like you that make ladies married and single at the same time because u want to kill her with responsilities, and u ignore to see when she is dying of lack despite all the efforts she's making...

But it's OK, for the men to work their ass of every damnd thing?

Every gender should work and be responsible for themselves,
Life is actually hard and unfair for everyone,
no adults should put they're responsibilities on their lovers.

Righthussle:
Oh! how I hate religion.

There is nothing wrong with religion people are the problem.

yamunla:
I am naturally fair, I just need advice on a cream to buy to maintain my colour ..

I am tired of all this caro white and Caro tone...

their after effect is mad ..I look like burnt plantain once I stop using them..

I need advice on a good natural cream to buy...

mynd44

lalasticlala

seun


please front page ..I need more response

Vaseline lotions, they're all good

yinkaOdutuyo:
She is ambitious though, but her parent can't help.

Then, don't complain.

yinkaOdutuyo:
Ok what do you think I can do?

Well, for a starter, if you're tired of being her daddy tell her so.

ednut1:
You knew all these. You are nothing but a simp and silly man. Na una dey spoil all these women. Shame

Exactly, people like him are the reason why we have so many lazy ladies in nigeria.

This question is irrelevant at this stage mister.

Senorprinz:
So you think it's the responsibility of the government alone to educate the children, education goes way beyond what is being taught in the classroom, the best education a child can get is the one he gets from a wise parent, formal education will only teach how to become an efficient civil servant.

Yes, you're right, but this whole cult thing started in the school, and mostly government owned schools, and the teachers ain't helping, all in the name of we're underpaid,
Everyone living and working in nigeria is underpaid.

Senorprinz:
How many of these people are employable, jobs don't make irresponsible responsible, they just hide behind jobs to continue their irresponsibility, haven't you heard of lecturers who were arrested for cult related issues, or you also haven't heard about the high rate of corruption amongst civil servants. The issue here is that parents have failed in their basic responsibility in raising their children, the religious society has also failed in instilling the right morals into their members, schools have failed woefully too, government comes last in this chain because they have the least influence over the daily lives of these children. It's high time people stop giving birth to children till they develop themselves mentally, emotionally, psychologically, and spiritually and lastly financially, because if you no sabi road how you wan take direct person. Let's all have a paradigm shift towards our mentality in this country, we're responsible for ourselves first before the government, a better society is achievable, but it has to start from a better family system.

But everyone have failed already including parents,
Now is the time the government have to take over, but unfortunately we do not have government,

Almost everyone is corrupt and selfish in this country, one main reason we ain't going anywhere as a nation, I have a cousin in secondary school, a 16 years old is tired of nigeria education system already,
All the teachers does is come to the school and put note on the board and wait for closing time, some left before closing time.

emmykey0128:
I schooled in that axis, surulere/mushin Axis, what the op is trying to say is nothing but the truth, it has been going on for so long, cultism has eaten so dip in our society, we always fight supremacy battles with schools like Atunrase boys, ansar u deen boys, Eko boys, igbobi college, etc back then with weapons given to us by our older brothers from home who are in higher institutions back then and the strong ones are initiated and come back to have his own boys in the school

Now, our futures as a nigerian is fuvked, anyone saying not my concern because their not related just doesn't know anything.

How could a 14years old stab he's fellow students in cause of Supremecy at that age, this is a sign of fuvckedup society, and it's bad for everyone in it.

Lalami3232:
Some lessons wey I learn from this Psquare matter be say:
1. Wetin women no fit scatter no dey exist, na make Jesus no add them to He disciples
2. Blood is always thicker than water, hence family is everything.
3. With unity, we can do better
4. Sometimes eeh, fight dey good because E go let every party know their strength.
5. Immediately you loss focus, the world forgets you.
6. Etc
But laslas, I'm happy that they're back again. This should be a lesson to others, unity is so so underrated.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again "the day I go mistakenly born girl pikin, I go *******"

This is very Insensitive, they're bad and wicked women and men.

Badbunny:
Yeah, or u can just shit in the bush and save yourself the stress

Lol thanks

Kriss216:
I'm glad you know better now.

Stay away from Nigerian girls and enjoy peace of mind.

Hope you stayed away from your mother and sisters too or you have none?

Badbunny:
By putting enough toilet paper in the bowl ma'am

Seriously that works?

haekymbahd:
Can you kindly increase the money

So that you can lie in peace?

rizzyray:
Na full-time Lesbian

Why and how?
Because she doesn't like or want public affection!?

Wizkid is my brother lol,
The nigerian in him will not like.

You're angry she outsmart you.