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Ma bold 9700 has been showing app error 523 after showing uncaught error =<7 for some seconds when I put it on. The white screen subsequently only shows app error 523 with reset just beneath it. I have tried to reload the os but av been unsuceesful. Pls does anyone have an idea of how I can repair my phone. Am currently in Abuja.
Many thanks.

A young boy was writin WAEC exam n d invigilator caught him hidin unda his table while solvin questions on mathematics,d invigilator decided 2 punish him 4 he believed d boy was cheatin, but d boy said "sir am nt cheatin, am only tryin 2 obey, d question says "SOLVE DIS EQUATION WITHOUT USING TABLE".

With credits in maths,english,economics,agric,literature,commerce only.

A pastor woke up 1 day 2 find out dt 1 of d cocks frm his poultry is missin, he went 2 d congregatn n asked, who has a cock, al d men stud up, he said nt dt, who has seen a cock, al d women stud up, he said no who has seen a cock dt did nt blong 2 dem, half d women stud up, pastor in anger shouted, I mean who has seen my cock, al d choir girls stud up.

because of d activities of land fraudsters in Abuja people have felt buyin service plots in estates being developed wud b less risky but recent events includin demolitions carried out in Sunrise estate among others have brot to d fore d fact dat dis alternative is not risk free. So please how can one ascertain dat estate developments in Abuja are genuine b4 one commits his hard earned moni in buyin service plots.

I travelled 4 an official assignment since last month. When I returned I tried startin d car but observed ma batri was down so I got a batri charger to start d car wit his. But I noticed dat d temperature guage in particular was not working as d temperature indicator on d dash board did not move at all. I checked d cooling fans and observed they were workin, pls cud any bodi tell me wat is wrong wit ma car cos evrytin was normal b4 I travelled.

What is needed is how to overcome d temptation and not to compound matters.

Av observed dat a couple of ma frds av their wife's mature younger sisters livin wit dem. Aldo one can b disciplined but they claim livin wit d temptation of seeing their beautiful and sexy inlaws cud b very distracting sometimes. They told me dey prefer their own relatives dat cud at least eliminate dose temptin impulses but their wives wud not want to hear dat and they are also finding it difficult to tell deir wives about d temptation dey are currently facin.

I had a baby girl 8 weeks ago and went in for an evacuation (ERPC) three weeks after. I felt abdominal pains some days later which necessitated me seeing a doctor on the 5th of July, 2011. After examination, the doctor said I should go for an ultrasound scan which I did. Thereafter, the doctor referred me to see a gynecologist the following day. On seeing the gynecologist, he said all was well and that all that was needed was antibiotics and rest. On 7th July, I felt some dizziness and my legs were shaking. I almost fainted that day so I was taken to a private clinic since my company’s clinic was a bit far. After my condition was stable precisely on the 9th of July, I went to my clinic and still was referred again to see a gynecologist on 11th July. That day, I still felt dizzy and that my legs were shaking, so he decided that I be hospitalized. Between 5th – 11th July 2011 my BP was consistently 110/70. After admission on the 11th of July 2011, I woke up on 12th July 2011 only to be told by the nurses that my BP had risen to 160/120 on the morning of 12th July after they started administering anti biotics and Unigyl claiming they were treating me for sepsis from the previous nite. On the morning of July 13, the measurement was 140/80. More puzzled was the fact that these measurements increase during the day when am not wit my husband, for example on 13th July, he was called by the medics to come and see me from the office cos my BP had risen to 150/110, immediately he came and stayed wit me it subsided to 130/90 after a few hours. We had an echo, renal scan and ECG on 14th July which all showed no problem wit vital organs. Determined to know what was happening, he stayed wit me from 14th – 16th July and my BP went down from 120/90 on 14th July to 100/60 on 16th July. The problem is that the medics are saying I have high BP and has placed me on anti hypertensive drugs which they said had suppressed the BP. This conclusion is what I find difficult to believe because I have had no issue of high BP b4, also the fact that on the day I was admitted my BP was normal @ 110/70 same wit the measurements taken on 5th,6th, 7th,9th and 11th July 2011 before admission. Please I need to know what is happening to me.

I work for a coy in Abuja, my wife told me on Thursday while I was at the office that she felt some abdominal pains. I told her to get a taxi to the coy's clinic, she refused insisting that I come from work to pick and drive her to our clinic (she always does this and I feel I should only leave the office when her condition really requires me to drive her to the hospital, afterall when she was 9 months pregnant she went to antenatal herself) but I refused since it was not serious then. I came back home from work about 9:15pm and to my dismay she was stil at home. I then told her she was playin wit her health and wondered if I was out of town she wud wait until I come back b4 she goes to the clinic or must I always take her to the clinic at the slightest ailment or medical condition. I was very angry and told her to go to the hospital herself cos it was really not serious afterall she only did a scan 2 days before in our official clinic and was reassured all was well. Before I cud say jack she then told me she was goin to the hospital and went with the landlady and landlord  after doing as if she wanted to die. I was shocked when she called me later and said I shud come and pay the bills cos our coy clinic treat staff and their spouses free as part of our medical entitlement. I later realised that she went to a private clinic. My anger was fuelled the more because of the following reasons:
1. When I visited the clinic it was not a standard one wit only one doctor (he was not even around, imagine mosquitoes biting me when I visited) while we even have referal hospitals with oyibo medics
2. The doctor merely used the result of the test and scan she did in my coy's clinic
3. Worse still was the fact that I told her I wanted to buy a land in Abuja few days ago and these medical bills may put that into jeopardy
4. I advised a transfer to my coy's clinic cos of its standard and modern equipment, qualified doctors and of course it was my entitlement but she refused and insisted she must complete her treatment in the private clinic (this will definitely involve more money)
So I initially refused to pay the bills, but on a second thought and with the intervention of my mom,landlord, neighbours and inlaws I am now faced with the inevitability of paying these unwarranted bills.

Was told it is usually buried and must be done with no body in sight when the burial is done. I believe its superstition but for ma daugther, I had to bury it in the bush about mid night d day she was born and it was scary being alone at that ungodly hour in the bush. But thank God I did it successfully and was not hurt.

Want to know?

I want to know cos d bible abhors divorce but voiding a marriage is not divorce practically speaking.

Just sounds like a miracle if its true.

bloodred:
well i did nnpc test & interview in dec. 2008. They have now officially cancelled it. What excuse did they give? None!!! As an organisation, they are not serious at all and are highly corrupt. As for PTDF, i know alot of friends who have made it on merit. So if faced with the choice now, i will take ptdf. I have however committed my life & decisions to almighty God. Mayb thats y they didnt invite me for NNPC even though i met all d requirements. I will do d ptdf and hope for God's mercies. Tell your friend to commit it to God.

Pls dont come here and mislead people as there was no nnpc test in 2008. As for the poster just pray about it cos u might risk losing both ways. Let me share wit u ma personal experience, in 2007 I got invitations to write NNPC and DPR tests in one day DPR - PH, NNPC - Benin, God led me to write the NNPC test and today to God be the glory am a proud NNPC staff. So, its better u pray and find out what God really wants for u.

Am in Abuja. hai izon.

I think its the other way round why are young girls chasing married men. Cos I am married and av met several girls who even knowing that am married still pester and confess love to me. Most of their reaons they adduce are:
1. Having boyfriends is not a gurantee they will get married to theim
2. Some bachelors are actually older than most men who marry early E.g I got married at 26 and am now 28+, I have an elder broda who is 31 yet unmarried
3. Whether married or single, man na man
4. Some married men have just one mistress and wife and are better than some guys who have dozens of gurlfriends
5. It is more difficult for a married man to cheat cos of time and accommodation constraints unless he is irresponsible to his family
6. They always want the best (money and s3x) man whether married or not
7. For a man to be married that means they can feel safe and are sure to be taken care of

Can one divorce his wife and still go to heaven cos with the rampant cases of divorce these days, one is tempted to ask if divorced couples are automatic hell fire candidates.

[quote author=George_D link=topic=610962.msg7909489#msg7909489 date=1300117436]llade!llade!llade!how many times did i call you?!
hmmmmmm!you better take padlock and lock up that your bilala anytime your traveling out of town or else it will definitely put you into trouble one of these days![/quote]Thanks advice noted

I think its only God that can save one from cheating. Av tried all other human remedies all to no avail. Just came back from Benin for an official assignment and am now regretin about cheating again. It did not take me up to one day I got a final year student in a university in Benin to stay wit me for 4 weeks and now she could not leave me alone, imagine. now am back home and regrettin again. They have even given me a nickname, Bishop of girls because of my dexterity in wooing babes. Sometimes, I blame the women when a guy accosts them and tells them dat he is married or has a girlfriend they should decline his advances. Unfortunately, they end up professing love to u even when your intention is only to sleep wit them or just have them as company. But I think each time I travel outside Abuja, the feeling of loneliness, the fact that am lazy in household chores and the temptation of visiting social networking sites also contribute in tempting me to cheat. Thanks for all your germane contributions.

I just want to stop.

Wumine:
prestoperous asper.what?
E patewo fun omo na ******pa pa papapa pa!*****

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pls what was the nature of the fight with your wife and aw did it end? Am more interested in the fight jare! Looooooooool

I flashed my friend and my wife walked away.

Wud highly appreciate info on the closing date for the registration of the above named exams please. Thanks.

Does anyone know whether the timetable is out and how I can get it please.

I think al try and restrain myself from being joined on issues with people who are always busy insulting others.
But to allow tranquility to rain I think it will be better if we refrain ourselves from insulting others and behave sanely especially in forums like this.