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Nonsense.

How much did they pay them for the front page nonsense?

Awon Oloriburuku jatijati.

justFEARLESS:
Hello Guys

I moved to a new apartment early last month, and everything has been fine; a friendly environment, nice amenities and all, but I have only one problem. In our compound, there is a building in front with three and 2-bedroom flats in front of the building my apartment is behind, and it has two rooms and a parlour self-con.

The issue is that the window of my room is directly opposite the window of the bedroom of the people living in the 2-bedroom flat in the building in front. They get a little bit too excited during sex which is like every day and multiple times during the night: yesterday, I entered the house around 9:30 pm, and I noticed they were at it (This one, they didn't even close their window), They were already done before I slept off like 30 mins later, but they woke me up with their weird noise around 1, and it was on like that for like 1 hour, I managed to sleep, but they started again around 4.....

I don't know if they are married(because they don't wear rings or dress like married people), but they are young and live together; alone, but I can't bear this everyday wailing again. So what do you feel is right? If I tell the landlord to correct them, they will still know I am the one that reported because of the proximity of our apartment, and if I try to reason with the guy, it will be somehow awkward because we are yet to really start greeting ourselves sef.

For the record, I am married and blessed with a child, but my family lives in a different city. I moved here because of a program I am running. I will be spending at least 2 weeks here every month. Our landlord doesn't stay in the same compound but stays on the same street.

MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

LittleBigDick:
My worst fear came true.
My ex came crawling back after I started getting serious with another girl.
We broke up 7 months ago. We'd been together since uni. I'm 25, she's 23. She said she needed some space and wasn't sure we would work out long term. I tried to fight her on it for two weeks but eventually gave her the breakup and went ghost mode

First couple of months were rough but I applied myself at the gym and other things and when I was feeling better about my physique made a Bumble account just to gain some self-esteem back and also take my mind off her. Met this girl about 2 months ago and we've been fwb since then. We Bleep every week and recently we've been talking about making things serious. I confess I'm starting to become infatuated with this girl, and she's already head over heels for me.

The problem is that I still love my ex, way more than this new girl. She reached out today saying she regrets breaking up with me, she was depressed and got some therapy and realized I'm all she wants. She says she went on a few dates but "didn't have sex or even kiss any of them."

She said I could check her phone if I want to. Obviously she could have just deleted any proof but I'm inclined to believe her considering she was very prudish when we were together and also I was the one that disvirgined her

The problem is I don't know whether I stick to this new babe or accept my ex back

Eeeyah.

APC will FAIL

Inshaa Allah.

Bayo Onanuga you can go to hell, old fart!

Eni kuuuure sir.

Fuc...king tune!


Naziru Sarkin Waka Gawuna

We all know Fashola is a lying idi...ot who overrates himself.

Where is the head?

Commit suicide because of a man? what a joke.

Men will never learn.

Antai123:
Okay na.....Adeleke is dumd for ever.... Where is Davido now?

Doomed not dumd, you fu....cking brainle...ss dingbat!

Nigeria, a very weird country.

Political leaders use crowds at rallies to brag as if majority of them were not mobilised, induced or coerced but when the time comes to vote, you will see a senator or a governor or any other political office contestant get elected with circa 30-40% of the total electorates.

They and their dimwitted supporters dont brag about good governance or achievements that has changed the lives of the electorates, they brag about crowds.

Fu..cking brainless basta....rds!

Talk too much, fu...cking paperweight!

Waste of time and resources.

Lai Mohammed, a fu..cking disgrace.

A despicable elderly man who deserves no respect.

Gagare1:
So I have passed the aptitude test, oral interview, and done the medical test. But it has been over two months now and I am yet to hear from them. I am thinking of sending an email to the employer.

1) Is it okay to do that?
2) How long should I wait?
3) How long is the employment process in big organisations? It has been over five months since we started.

Please wait till thy kingdom come.

Alhamdullilah.

EriMma1:
This may sound weird but it's my situation now.

I have been a single and independent lady for a very long time. Though I really looked forward to settling down in my 20s and thirties but because I was the over careful type, I couldn't as I kept being picky due to men's character and behavior.

Fast-forward to my lat 30s, I began to lose interest and started getting more comfortable as a single. The upheavals in today's marriage also got to me. As in the way marriages are packing up, the cheating aspect, abuse and domestic violence in marriages all further affected me and changed my whole perception of the union called marriage. So I unconsciously resolved to remain single as long as I'm happy, comfortable and financially independent.

Some of the reasons I also made up my mind are.
As a single, Im very much at peace, with no one dictating what and when I should do things or get out of bed. I love my bed.
No one is body shaming me when I add on some pounds due to excessive eating and no one is questioning my eating habits as its sometimes the case with some married women. Also running errands when you don't feel up to it just because hubby wants you to do it. Some men can send their wife on errand like crazy and me I hate running errands.

No one is disturbing me when I need time alone which could last for hours. I love my space and privacy. So the thought of having to give up all that scares the hell out of me.

Now, back to the matter.

Recently, some close spiritual leaders in my denomination have been trying to match make me with a single pastor and that one too is shining teeth that he has seen a jimjim sister. When they now openly mentioned it yesterday with the said man around and he too was nodding and agreeing to the proposal, it dawned on me that these people are not joking. When I got home, i sank into my comfy space and began to fret. I mean... The thought of giving up all that freedom is just so scary. I suddenly discovered that marriage no longer excites me and my inner self was fighting it.
Also, the thought of carrying pregnancy for nine months with all the stress of looking after babies, tending toddlers ( poo poo) and that motherhood life made me sick instantly. The thought of joggling my job with family life gave me the chills. I see how my married mates struggle with this. Huh. Men...

I don't know. I don't feel cool about this cos it makes me feel like I'm about to be put in a cage and everything about me is going to change.

Now, before you talk about me not loving the man, I think I fancy him and can love him cos he looks so much like my ex of years ago. So that is out of the question. He is a happening lovable man but....... I no longer feel excited about marriage. at least, from what played out yesterday.

Do I need any form of therapy cos my family won't hear of it but this is my situation now ooo... Hmmm

Wait a little bit more... The next Shiloh is around the corner.

Sule Onidokudo.... Look at his nonsense hairline.

Fu..cking fraud as..s prophet of doom!

VEXT:
Any Christian lady that get married to a Muslim man is not a Christian...

Tinubu wife is not a Christian no matter the position she occupies in the church ...she is deceiving herself...

Shame to those pastors in her church ...

If you are a Christian lady dating a Muslim man you will end up in hell...

Olofo ni e!

You know nothing, social reprobate.

RedChiefPriest:
Of course it is.
Can't date someone not practising the same religion with me.
I will now be arguing with you how holy spirit works,why we must not kill or fight for our God,why we speak in tongues and so much more😮‍💨😮‍💨.
Nope! Can't do that

Sengbo weyrey?

garfield1:
Tinubu is coming

Sengbo Weyrey?

Sule Otobo Onidokudo.

Dauda Lawal is coming!

Inshaa Allah.

gfelo:
My lady neighbour brought a guy last year November to live with her, introduce him to me as her boyfriend, we were even looking for a way to get this guy a job, but anytime this lady is on night shift the guy brings in another lady, this has becomes often, and it irritate me.

Pls how do I tell the lady what the guy he introduce to me as her boyfriend is doing.

Mind your fu..cking business, di..ckhead!