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Education / Re: JAMB Has Released Withheld Results by LOC1(m): 9:09am On Jun 13, 2017 |
I have seen mine. I wrote at college of education, warri on the 18th. I got 264. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Thousands Of Igbos Living North This Morning PICS by LOC1(m): 11:09am On Jun 10, 2017 |
Hmmmm. What a country we live in. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Another Jambite Commits Suicide by LOC1(m): 9:25pm On Jun 09, 2017 |
RIP young lad. NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT OUR RESULTS Someone should please inform the Islamic Prof that we need our results ASAP. For how long do we have to wait? How come no results has been released in the last two weeks? Abi na one full month them dey use dey watch two hours film? Jamb is acting funny. They are only covering their incompetence using malpractice as excuse or let me ask, what is Jamb definition of malpractice? I'm getting depressed day in day out. I just must vent my anger. 1 Like |
Education / Re: More Than 30 Inmates Scored Over 180 In UTME –principal by LOC1(m): 9:16pm On Jun 09, 2017 |
Someone should help me inform the Islamic Prof. that I need my result ASAP. I did not cheat. Jamb is only acting funny and as well as being on the defensive side. There is more to withholding of our results than Jamb is saying. they are only trying to paint us what we are not. |
Education / Re: JAMB, Registrar Oleyede Bags Highest Award Over Successful CBT-UTME by LOC1(m): 10:54pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
This same jamb that has unlawfully refuse to release the results of candidates. From my own end, the exam was a flop and the Islamic professor come registrar should be stoned in public for telling lies about the result and conduct of the exam. |
Education / Re: JAMB: You Do Not Have A Result Yet Issue by LOC1(m): 10:48pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
I must commend this move.I wrote at College of Education, Warrior since 18th and no result here. |
Education / Re: Jamb Registrar - We Will Release For The Innocent After Investigations by LOC1(m): 12:10pm On May 30, 2017 |
I begii Jamb should release our results already and quit all this their yeye media talk. I'm getting sick by the day. |
Education / Re: I'll Be Giving Out N5,000 This Sunday closed.. by LOC1(m): 9:41am On May 30, 2017 |
BUSINESS PROPOSAL Looking at the rate students can't do without airtime and data. I intend selling recharge cards and data in my department/hostel and probably extend it to other departments with time if, I qualify for the grant. I'm of the school of thought that no money is too small. Nairalanders, I implore you to vote me with your likes. Thank you. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: Lies By JAMB. Which Way Nigeria? by LOC1(m): 7:59pm On May 26, 2017 |
Is there really a thing that works in this country. It's been over a week now that I wrote my exam and Jamb is trying to save face by coming up with some flimsy excuses. Im just sick and tired of this entity called Nigeria. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Federal University Of Petroleum Resources Effurum(fupre) by LOC1(m): 6:56pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
I don't believe FUPRE is underfunded, it's only a school with a long way to go in terms of admission capacity, staff strength and state of the earth facility being established and operating for only 10 years. Trust me, what is obtainable there even at the moment is better than what is obtainable elsewhere. I will advice you give it a try. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Slam Femi Adesina Over Statement On President Buhari's Health by LOC1(m): 1:45pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
This guy just goofed. Is there really anything serious in this current administration. 31 Likes 3 Shares |
Education / Re: Long Queue At FUTO Diamond Bank (Photos) by LOC1(m): 9:25am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Lol..........who get shoe no get leg... ... Here in federal university of petroleum resources effurun, delta state. We have no single ATM talk more of a bank. We go several kilometres outside the school to make transactions. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: 2015 Elections: How Jonathan's Agents, Opc Tried To Eliminate Me - Ex LASAA MD by LOC1(m): 7:41am On Jan 28, 2017 |
This people should stop blaming Jonathan already. We are tired of hearing this all of the time. 17 Likes |
Investment / Re: How Safe Is NNN Nigeria? - Man Asks EFCC. See EFCC's Reply by LOC1(m): 12:24pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
Lol.........the person behind their twitter account deserves a pat on the back. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Photos Of A 14-Month-Old Malnourished Baby In An IDP Camp In Maiduguri by LOC1(m): 9:51pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
Gross! Do we have a functioning government in this country at all? 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Which App Takes Most Of Your Data by LOC1(m): 7:06am On Dec 18, 2016 |
Mine
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Religion / Re: How Often Do You Read Your Bible? by LOC1(m): 7:03am On Dec 18, 2016 |
Everyday |
Politics / Re: Between Fatima Buharis' And Zahra Buharis Wedding by LOC1(m): 9:32am On Dec 17, 2016 |
Hmmmmmmmm! I comment my reserve. |
Politics / Re: Re-run: Wike Has Turned Our State To ‘rivers Of Blood’- Rivers APC by LOC1(m): 9:52pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Pot calling kettle black. What about the video implicating SARS abi na Wike send those ones. Rivers APC should stop wailing. Someone should hand them handkerchief. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: "Video Of SARS Akin Fakorede Hijacking Election Results Has Vindicated Me" -Wike by LOC1(m): 8:40pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Where is this country headed for? I'm only wondering how 2019 would be. SMH 51 Likes 3 Shares |
Literature / Re: Christmas Eve by LOC1(m): 7:59am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Lleigh: Angelinastto: Thank you. |
Literature / Re: Christmas Eve by LOC1(m): 3:03pm On Dec 11, 2016 |
horlahwhunmie: Thank you |
Literature / Re: Christmas Eve by LOC1(m): 8:39pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
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Literature / Christmas Eve by LOC1(m): 8:33pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
************CHRISTMAS EVE**************a story by LOC1 December 24th is a day that needs no introduction. Every member of my family were set for church except me. Earlier in the day, I treated myself to a good meal of "ewa agoyin" and bread. My friends have so eulogized this delicacy such that I always looked forward to eating eat. Well, I consumed three, yes three plates and few hours later I became friends with my toilet. It was then I knew there where 3½ ceiling boards in my toilet, 20 floor tiles and 64 wall tiles. Every time I visit the toilet, the small room would be greeted by an orchestration of the sound of fart. My mum before leaving for church that evening helped me with some drugs, I was beginning to feel comfortable as I lay down to rest. It was ten pm, my folks ought to be back but still, there was no sign of them. I could no longer wait for their return, sleep was beginning to take a better toll on me. I could see myself drifting slowly to sleep. Few hours into my sleep, I began hearing some noise, the voices were not familiar. They kept whispering to each other as they rallied round the radius of my house. One of the voices called out to the other "kamoru" dem no dey house, come make we do this thing sharp sharp! What did I just hear? I quietly got up from bed and at this point, it already dawned on me that I have visitors. I was the only one at home, I needed to act fast. I picked my phone, I went into my wardrobe to make a call through to my folks but I was greeted by the voice "sorry, you have insufficient balance to complete this call, please recharge................................................... Bla bla bla!!! Yawa don gas, I opted to borrowing airtime but, I'm yet to pay up my outstanding debt. These guys go spoil Christmas give me, I really must act fast. I looked around the room in search of a good weapon. All I needed to be was to be fast and smart enough to deal with this burglars. After all, I have done it before, yes! I have dealt with a lot of bad guys in grand theft auto. I completed three different series. This is isn't a game I thought for once. Then I remembered the movie "Ride Along" and how Kevin Hart used his gaming experience to beat the bad guys. I soon developed all the confidence I needed. I picked a knife, my belt and a tin of insecticide. Like a machinery, I walked stealthily through the back door. I will be attacking them from a vantage point as they were still outside, trying to make their way into the House. The moon shone brightly enough to give me the illumination I needed. I crept from wall to wall, car to car like a pro with the belt hung around my neck, the knife in one hand and the insecticide in the other hand until I was a few meters away from my targets. One of the burglars was now very visible to me but I can't just charge towards him like that, I needed a diversion. There was my neighbor's cement truck. Well, I will go under and roll from one end to the other, stab my target on the leg and once he bends to ease himself of the pain, I will spray the insecticide on his face. Nice plan! I said to myself. I heaved a sigh of relief after taking a deep breath. Now I was under the truck rolling from one end to the other as I had earlier planned. Suddenly, I heard a loud thud, everywhere was dead silent, I could no longer feel my body, I must have been it. Holy shit!!! I tried to move, but the pain was excruciating. I managed to open my eyes only for me to find myself on the floor in my room. Oh no!!! It was just a dream, I actually fell off my bed. I must have been rolling on my bed thinking I was under my neighbor's truck. Thank God it was only a dream. THE END. 3 Likes |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 5 Nigerian Animated Videos You Need To See by LOC1(m): 8:58pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
Wow! I really enjoyed every bit. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Man In Tears After Smoking The Best Weed Of His Life (video) by LOC1(m): 8:47pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
SMH |
Crime / Re: 'How Nigerian Police Blew Off My Baby's Brains With Bullets' - Woman (Photo) by LOC1(m): 9:32pm On Nov 21, 2016 |
Blood of Jesus!!!!!!!! |
Literature / My Birthday: The Tale Of A Boy by LOC1(m): 8:16am On Nov 12, 2016 |
This is my first story. Relax and read. Your comments are highly welcomed. I wasted no extra time in doing all that had to be done that fateful morning. In no time, I was set for a ѕcнool. I brought out a small piece of paper from my bible, I reharsed the lines over and over again. "Today Na today" I muttered to myself and at the same time arranging my blue tie on my shirt. Need I remind you it was the annual children's day anniversary taking place in my school and coincidentally my birthday. I have looked forward to seeing this day, an opportunity to tell her how much I care about her and how I would want us to be in a relationship. A serious one to be precise. Soon I was set and I headed for school all smiles. With the aid of my headset, I was listening to "a thousand years by Christiana Perri" as I hurried down to school. The song was the perfect motivation any one could ask for at that point. The adrenaline in me now could move mountains. In no time I was at the school gate. At the gate were this mean looking security men. "Where your pass" said one of the men as he was echoed by his colleague. I had carefully placed it in my breast pocket before leaving home. I quickly located it and I was allowed to go in. The party had barely started when I got to the school hall. Behold, there was my crush dressed like Cinderella with her silver studded watch. She looked liked a bride waiting for her groom. She was looking forever beautiful. fortunately for me, I found an empty seat a little distant from her. This position gave me the perfect opportunity to steal a look at her at intervals. At a point, it became mutual. I had caught her about three times lost at me and when she realizes that I caught her stare, she smiled at me. At this point, I was feeling fly..............I moved out of the hall, I'm not used to hip hop. The sound of the song playing from the speakers could destroy my ear drum. Being a prefect I sent for my crush via a junior pupil. The rendezvous was behind the physics lab. It took her about 30minutes to show up, at a point I was beginning to doubt if she would honor the invitation. Here she was, "keji", I started, I poured out all the lines like a child who just learnt the Nigeria states and capitals. Her continuous smile gave мe the courage to continue. It felt so easy telling her. "Collins", you need Jesus! You dont need a relationship was the next thing I heard. At first I thought it was my physics teacher because of the tenor she used in replying me. But seconds later it dawned on me that this was a lost course. She continued by boring me with some sermon. I just stood there dumbfounded. When she was done, she patted me on the back wishing me a happy birthday. What just happened? She just stabbed me with a knife and cut me in to two. I had to leave for home immediately. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Massive Fire In Kirikiri Town Lagos (Photos) by LOC1(m): 8:32pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Oh no.....not again |
Nairaland / General / The Good And Bad Eggs At Slot Ng Limited by LOC1(m): 12:49pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
In response to this thread, LOC1: https://www.nairaland.com/3432787/slotng-played-fast-one-me though it never graced front page. I still was able to get the attention of slot via Facebook. Slot is an organization that over the years have worked hard to build for herself a good reputation. However, where there are good people, we also have few people who can't be termed good. I will drop some salient points about slot. 1. When you buy anything I repeat anything make sure you request for a receipt at the point of a sale so as not to fall victim of the few bad eggs who wants to tarnish the image of the organization. 2.should you encounter any problem with whatever good you buy or service that was rendered to you. Make swift action to report back to the point of sale and should you be denied. Relax, don't panic, report to the customercare unit through any of their available platform. My name is Oki Collins, I have bought a few things from slot that worked perfectly well not until a friend of mine bought a gadget there and he was later denied even when he returned it within six hours due to device malfunction. His plea for an exchange fell on deaf ears not until the customer Care unit was contacted and I appreciate their swift action. They followed it up until he was given a new gadget. In conclusion should you have a problem............ Contact customer care unit and your plea will be looked into. |
Phones / Re: Slotng Has Played A Fast One On Me by LOC1(m): 9:06pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
Endougs:I already tried that but the problem was still the same. The problem seems to be from the head. |
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