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Lleigh:
i went looking for more... good one LOC1

Angelinastto:
Sorry for the late reply. Thanks for the mention honey.
This is gon be a great piece. Keep it rolling!

Thank you.

horlahwhunmie:
Its such a nice cracker that kept me reading full of suspence and illusion,you are a good illustrator and a writer.

Thank you

Comments and reviews are welcomed.

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************CHRISTMAS EVE**************a story by LOC1

December 24th is a day that needs no introduction. Every member of my family were set for church except me. Earlier in the day, I treated myself to a good meal of "ewa agoyin" and bread. My friends have so eulogized this delicacy such that I always looked forward to eating eat. Well, I consumed three, yes three plates and few hours later I became friends with my toilet. It was then I knew there where 3½ ceiling boards in my toilet, 20 floor tiles and 64 wall tiles. Every time I visit the toilet, the small room would be greeted by an orchestration of the sound of fart. My mum before leaving for church that evening helped me with some drugs, I was beginning to feel comfortable as I lay down to rest.

It was ten pm, my folks ought to be back but still, there was no sign of them. I could no longer wait for their return, sleep was beginning to take a better toll on me. I could see myself drifting slowly to sleep. Few hours into my sleep, I began hearing some noise, the voices were not familiar. They kept whispering to each other as they rallied round the radius of my house. One of the voices called out to the other "kamoru" dem no dey house, come make we do this thing sharp sharp! What did I just hear? I quietly got up from bed and at this point, it already dawned on me that I have visitors. I was the only one at home, I needed to act fast. I picked my phone, I went into my wardrobe to make a call through to my folks but I was greeted by the voice "sorry, you have insufficient balance to complete this call, please recharge................................................... Bla bla bla!!! Yawa don gas, I opted to borrowing airtime but, I'm yet to pay up my outstanding debt.

These guys go spoil Christmas give me, I really must act fast. I looked around the room in search of a good weapon. All I needed to be was to be fast and smart enough to deal with this burglars. After all, I have done it before, yes! I have dealt with a lot of bad guys in grand theft auto. I completed three different series. This is isn't a game I thought for once. Then I remembered the movie "Ride Along" and how Kevin Hart used his gaming experience to beat the bad guys. I soon developed all the confidence I needed. I picked a knife, my belt and a tin of insecticide. Like a machinery, I walked stealthily through the back door. I will be attacking them from a vantage point as they were still outside, trying to make their way into the House. The moon shone brightly enough to give me the illumination I needed. I crept from wall to wall, car to car like a pro with the belt hung around my neck, the knife in one hand and the insecticide in the other hand until I was a few meters away from my targets.

One of the burglars was now very visible to me but I can't just charge towards him like that, I needed a diversion. There was my neighbor's cement truck. Well, I will go under and roll from one end to the other, stab my target on the leg and once he bends to ease himself of the pain, I will spray the insecticide on his face. Nice plan! I said to myself. I heaved a sigh of relief after taking a deep breath. Now I was under the truck rolling from one end to the other as I had earlier planned. Suddenly, I heard a loud thud, everywhere was dead silent, I could no longer feel my body, I must have been it. Holy shit!!! I tried to move, but the pain was excruciating. I managed to open my eyes only for me to find myself on the floor in my room. Oh no!!! It was just a dream, I actually fell off my bed. I must have been rolling on my bed thinking I was under my neighbor's truck. Thank God it was only a dream.

THE END.

This is my first story. Relax and read.
Your comments are highly welcomed.

I wasted no extra time in doing all that had to be done that fateful morning. In no time, I was set for a ѕcнool. I brought out a small piece of paper from my bible, I reharsed the lines over and over again. "Today Na today" I muttered to myself and at the same time arranging my blue tie on my shirt. Need I remind you it was the annual children's day anniversary taking place in my school and coincidentally my birthday.

I have looked forward to seeing this day, an opportunity to tell her how much I care about her and how I would want us to be in a relationship. A serious one to be precise.

Soon I was set and I headed for school all smiles. With the aid of my headset, I was listening to "a thousand years by Christiana Perri" as I hurried down to school. The song was the perfect motivation any one could ask for at that point. The adrenaline in me now could move mountains.

In no time I was at the school gate. At the gate were this mean looking security men. "Where your pass" said one of the men as he was echoed by his colleague. I had carefully placed it in my breast pocket before leaving home. I quickly located it and I was allowed to go in.

The party had barely started when I got to the school hall. Behold, there was my crush dressed like Cinderella with her silver studded watch. She looked liked a bride waiting for her groom. She was looking forever beautiful. fortunately for me, I found an empty seat a little distant from her. This position gave me the perfect opportunity to steal a look at her at intervals. At a point, it became mutual. I had caught her about three times lost at me and when she realizes that I caught her stare, she smiled at me. At this point, I was feeling fly..............I moved out of the hall, I'm not used to hip hop. The sound of the song playing from the speakers could destroy my ear drum. Being a prefect I sent for my crush via a junior pupil. The rendezvous was behind the physics lab. It took her about 30minutes to show up, at a point I was beginning to doubt if she would honor the invitation.

Here she was, "keji", I started, I poured out all the lines like a child who just learnt the Nigeria states and capitals. Her continuous smile gave мe the courage to continue. It felt so easy telling her.

"Collins", you need Jesus! You dont need a relationship was the next thing I heard. At first I thought it was my physics teacher because of the tenor she used in replying me. But seconds later it dawned on me that this was a lost course. She continued by boring me with some sermon. I just stood there dumbfounded. When she was done, she patted me on the back wishing me a happy birthday. What just happened? She just stabbed me with a knife and cut me in to two. I had to leave for home immediately.