₦airaland Forum

tot:
Nah It should simply reflect what you truly think about the app.

Reminds me of one time I bought an item online and what I received wasn't it at all. I rated it as a 1 star, the seller then contacted me and asked me to pls remove or adjust the rating in return for a refund. Well, I did not change the rating. Others must have changed ratings based on the refund and that made people like me buy it in the first place.

OK let me remove one star and leave it at 4star.( its was due to your intervention )

tot:
Hope you've adjusted your rating playstore lol, cos other people will make decisions about whether or not to use the app based on such ratings.

that's true, but adjusting it would means a breach of contract.. don't you think?

Courtttttttttttttt

the judge of this honorable court has after thorough investigation and forensic analysis, found the accused guilty of the following charges

1. One count charge of money laundering

2. Deception,falsification of information and emotional black mail of poor nairalanders.

3. The honorable Judge also found out that the accused conspired with his said baby mama to defraud unsuspecting Nigerians of their hard earn money by pretending to be different people thereby luring their victims to a railway station in Ajegule and using what is known as African magic (JUJU, VODOO etc ) to hypothesized their victims before robbing them of their money.

This is the court's verdict

That the accused shall within a limited space of time raise and refund all the money he has taken from nairalanders under false pretense..

That the accused shall not be found wanting of any of the above crime again, and shall help to clean Lagos- Ibadan express way( for 5month) as punishment for all the crime he has committed.

The judge has also urged well meaning Nigerians and Nairalanders not to take laws into their hands as could be seen that the accused was nearly leached by angry nairalanders before the timely intervention of the Nigerian Police force.

Above is the Verdict of the court
( as the court pleases )

( The Judge picks up his dirty black gown and head to his office, the accused hugged and kissed his baby mama and mustered incoherently " thank God oo". Angry mainlanders who obviously are unhappy with the court verdict have vowed to seek redress in a higher court of competent jurisdiction.)


Black out.

smitten99:
Our local Fintechs are expensive and their app are rather clunky. The most annoying is they dont have most of the juicy stocks as such u miss out. With what happened with Chaka this should be an eye opener for all those using them.
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Bros please what really happen to Chaka, I want to be informed abeg!!...

1kinggy:
That's interesting. Maybe the conversion rate changed.

That's what am also thinking!!, although I was asked to like their App five star on play stock and would be rewarded. but me no even understand again oo.

bastardson:
Which of the trading platforms ?

BamBo

1kinggy:
It means the value of the stocks you bought was increasing, your stocks/portfolio appreciated. It can also go the other way.

That is the problem, I did not buy any stock.. I just registered the account and about to start trading after converting some naira to dollar.

Pls who can explain why my dollars kept on increasing even though I did not trade any stock??

Oga them, abeg make una no forget daily traders like us oo... those penny stocks go make sense abeg

Slimslimqq:
I admitted because I came online to ask for financial assistance. but I never scammed anyone. and everyone who reached out to me in course of asking for help, I have told them everything about me

Guy this second reply is unnecessary, you making things difficult for your self. The facts are there for all to see and reply such as the above only pissed sympathiser off. Be guided...

awesomershal:
Hello everyone, I tried registering on 212 but it's requesting for an ID which I don't have.
Can I use that of a family member.
Please replies

I don't think you can use that of a family member... Although am not using 212 for trading but when I was registering CHAKA I used voter's card and NEPA bill. you can that on 212 let's see how its turns out..

sulaimon22:
There is nothing funny here. You were once a newbie in this game and a lot of newbies are joining the platform Everyday so u should expect different types of questions like this. I don't find it funny seeing some gurus here reffering newbies to Google to seek for clarification. So why is this platform created?

My brother I find that funny in the best literal way. And by the way am still a learn. Do not guilt trip me.

InaNla:
Amazing question.

Why do I find this reply funny?

kudinkarfe:
Aboki is more hygienic than Southerners that would used newspaper to clean their ass when they pooped instead of washing with water.

OK

Djex614:
I'd be traveling on the 21st or 22nd.... like play like play school don resume

I dey tell you

khingTony:
those guys for rush us small like UNIBEN own, this one wey second semester get up to 16 weeks. We know say e go reach almost 18 weeks

I dey tell you, I wan graduate guy, make them run two session in one year.

Djex614:
its official

Am traveling back on 20th... when are you going back?

Pocohantas please what is your address? I want to tell you something!
its a matter of national security

ArewaWife:
Even all these mallams that own kiosks in streets all over the south, a lot are from Niger. Okada riders also. If you discuss with them they'll tell you they aren't hausa.

And many a time this immigrants are the one used by northern politician to commit mayhem. More like " Immigrants get the job done".

ItsTutsi:
bro, 90% of almajiri u see in the north are from Niger.. leaving Niger to Nigeria is a very big accomplishment to them, is like leaving Nigeria to America or Canada.. but the south think almajiri are northerners bcus they can speaks Hausa

Yea its true but one can not really differentiate between who is a citizen or an Immigrant in the north.

pocohantas:
What exactly is he licking his hand for?

More like a reflex action .
Probably licking the oil and little egg particles that glue to his hand after serving a customer, and Without washing that hand, he uses it to serve another customer. ( Customer Service )


North sweet but na Almajiri and Niger immigrant na him spoil am

Lol Doya da Kui is delicious but highly unhygienic when you buy from a road side Aboki who has an Almajiri as apprentice. He consistently licks his hand after serving a customer and used the same hand to serve another.

Slimslimqq:
bro that's true, and am really sorry for that part. but we had to do it so that she can be helped since things are not moving well for me. but we never scammed anyone. we have opened up to those who reached out to us.
am very sorry..

Guy you are going for a long time. 5 years or maybe 10. Falsifying or altering information to get an undue advantage is a capital offence.( Just pray no be kuja prison them go post you go, because Aboki go bust your bumbum for you ).

The OP has enough information that could indict you in the court of law. The only way out is to agree that you scammed unsuspected victims by emotionally black mailing them with untrue and falsified information to gain pity from your victims. Its not by chance that you share the same name with a suppose scammer on WhatsApp. I agree with you that you beg for assistance which is not a scam but you also lie and give wrong narrative to support your claim which is what scammers do. Just apologize and admit, that is the only way out.

Abeg make una us stock we fit trade and sell today!

EVILFOREST:
His NAILS are not Dirty, rather they suffered OXYGEN LACK due to poor blood supply to the fingers resulting from persistent suspension of his hand in the air.

This is why PEOPLE feel pain the moment they put up their hands in the air for many minutes.
That's called ISCHAEMIC PAIN. This pain serves as a warning signal informing you that you need to drop you hand else it dies.

Really educative, thanks man

NuclearWinter:
Don't be stupid again

They don't need to make laws to make the vaccine mandatory .

The FG can enact policies that make vaccine certification mandatory such as travel, banking, etc.

The NIN policy is just a test.

In future the vaccine certification will replace the outdated NIN which Aregbesola told us in August 2019 he is phasing out for a digital ID that he can use to track you anywhere.

That digital ID is the Covid vaccine nano implant .


This is conspiracy fact !

I still maintain the fact that no body is forcing you, even NIN is by choice. and you know what? low life like you really have no say on the affairs of things.

NuclearWinter:
This is the super conspiracy theory .

So all those vaccines that injured and killed children were tampered?

Your Messiah Bill Gates said he expects 700k deaths worldwide from the vaccine itself .

Pfizer boss refused to take his own medicine

Melinda Gates wants 3rd world countries to take it first.

Health care workers are dropping dead like flies after taking the vaccine in the most sterile and approved settings and you are here pulling bs conspiracy theories that the vaccines must have been tampered ?

Is this what they pay fools like you to say in their defense?

No body is forcing anybody to to take the viccine... If the vaccine eventually gets to Africa ( Nigeria ) no body would point an M16 to your head and force you to take any vaccine. Its would solely be done at your own discretion.

so clam down

Vaccine could be tempered with during distribution. Gate can not follow every vaccine vessel to ensure safety.

Oboy see his dirty nails

Kingosytex:
my bro na small small we dey push am, i no de too stay Naija.

Guy man just dey Thailand de hustle small small

Anyway na way, just hustle hard

Kingosytex:
2017.

2017 is still fresh... hope baba God don clear road for you?

Kingosytex:
I studied Civil Engineering in that school.

Wao what your year of graduation??