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not a beliver of karma, its just human imagination ,nothing else , but bad things do happen to people who treat me bad,when i wish it on them,it could get dangerous too.

TANID:
How Do I Get There ?

follow my backyard, you will see one koror, follow that koro,sweden is by the right and norway on the left fxck-tard, we die here in this country, no going anywhere

Ighoga898:
You a hell of a proud guy. As a matter of fact you don't know anything..

ok thank you, ok bye

delugajackson:
In your desperate attempt to impress her, you ended up making a fool of yourself. I know your type. I'm sure you go about toasting every lady around, expecting them to fall for your cheap, over-used and out-dated telemundo lines. But you fail to realize that some ladies are actually smart and are very quick to identify a clown. I'm tempted to question the sanity of the previous ladies you've met, I'm sure they were all local, immature, unenlightened and unexposed street girls.

By the way, what do you mean by "romance imbibing lines" and "ricking with laughter?" So na this kind useless grammar you go blow. No wonder she has refused to call you. Nonsense and ricking with laughter!

delugajackson , in your tiny mind youve made a point, i bet you are still celebate, afterall your father was,not until he met your age-ridden mother,i wonder why he didnt spill a fxck-tard like you,instead we have to bear your stwepidity . by the way the post is been updated... enjoy, cheers...... you still be celebate if you continue like your father

BecaciaBarbie:
It's funny how you guys dish out serious advice to an un serious fellow looool

it doesnt hurt to be nice ,you should try out being nice too

pek:
You sound childish, immature and arrogant. No apologises.

thank you, abeit i know, just playing along with myself, i know exactly when to get serious

Jayneek:
Better, but you have a gf what do you need her for again? Do you intend to breakup with your gf soon or you just want to mess about.

If its just to mess about you should take note that sooner or later its gonna ruin your relationship with your guy you know.

my knows how it goes,

africa my africa
africa oh africa
remember that poem

LilMissFavvy:
Funny people evrywhere, this got me laughing out loud. Are you this childish? Wishing to take your babe to that work place. You better stop toasting ladies, becos your MINI-ME will definitely get burnt someday, cuz you sure gonna see more women who don't gv a hoot about you, hence you'd have to keep flaunting your gf each time that happens.

exactly i have met ladies who dont give a hoot abou me , my problem is why will this one give my romantic advances some reception and then keep me on suspense by not calling , i hate giving ladies who are not into me rights to enjoy my special company on first meet

Jayneek:
Actually its not just dumb but also fvckin childish. Did you ever imagine if she has a boyfriend man in her life which is the reason for her not calling.The truth is that going there with your assumed prettier gf will only make you make a fool of yourself by actually thinking it will hurt her.

hmmm, i have made a rethink, i wont go there with any girl, but i will still go there and see her reception of me,if shes not esctatic enough i will let her go, if she is, i will take another shot

Peteryt01:
Careful,
cos u falling in l***

never

Jayneek:
Hope you are not one of them guys that when she calls now you will invite her for a date and come here complaining she is a hungry girl just because of small food and drink. You will not allow the girl be on her lane now.

nope,infact i dont go near girls when im broke,(which never happens ) the truth is any guy that wants to go out with a girl shouldnt expect less,

Peteryt01:
Maybe she's busy with office work
Wait till weekend..

too long, the least response i expect is midnight after our first meet

Jayneek:
Can you just listen to yourself?

welcome to my world, in my world i dont have time to pretend,i just typed exactly what i want to do this evening, i know you think its dumb, but thats me for you,

Ighoga898:
Maybe you are not as romantic as you think..

seriously, teach me what i dont know

XhosaNostra:
Well you know what they say, one woman's treasure is another one's trash You can't expect yourself to have the same effect on all women. You win some, you lose some. Get over yourself & get over it.

yes exactly what i will do, i will still bring my pretty gurlfriend to my guys working place today,wont spare glance at her, cos thats me , (MY MINI ME will go to bed smiling)

Oluromantic:
Next time ask for their number not you giving your number

i dont want excuse questions like what for,

XhosaNostra:
Maybe she heard you use that word "Imbibing"

i didnt say that word in her presence, i even winked at her and she winked back, and was smiling upandan, its not like i like the girl so much sha, its just that,im having a feeling that she retains the audacity not to call me

OMO SEE WRESTLING

YOUR MONIKER IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE WORDS, I WISH I CAN SEND YOU SOMETHING ,BUT IM AFRAID OF SCAMMERS

THE ACCIDENTS THIS PERIOD EH, ITS LIKE DECEMBER

three days ago, i went to a friends working place,saw a pretty colleague of his, so i dived in and gave her some funny dose of romance imbibing lines and she was IN FITS OF laughter, my friend was teasing me , telling me not to fall in love with his colleague , (never could have happened though) .

the problem is , after giving a nice romance imbibing first impression, i stylishly give out my number , asking them to call me, i did same to this particular lady, but its been 3days now she has not called me, and MY MINI ME is hurt, this is the first time a lady has not called me after our first meet, (usually they will always want to see me) what could be wrong in this case , she was enjoying my company the first day we met .why has she not called
UBUNJU HARDOON

SO i went to my friends office yesterday,my friends colleague was all over me, (GAVE ME A NICE CHESTED HUG,I HELD AND FLICKED HER BRA STYLISHLY,I THINK WE HUGGED FOR LIKE 30SECS OR SO, MY FRIEND WAS ROASTING, E PAIN AM DIE SAY NA ME WAN CHOP THE FOOD WEY DEY UNDER IM NOSE, (i just pretended i never gave her my number to call me) she asked me why i didnt ask her why she didnt call,i just answered "we were coming to that", well she explained that she misplaced my number and shes been bugging my friend to give her my number,but it seems that my friend is reluctant to by the excuses he was giving, anyway we fixed a date today , i dont know why but i feel obliged to update this post whatever the outcome was , ok bye , lemme get back to work

note : The word IMBIBE CAN MEAN absorb or assimilate (ideas or knowledge), I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS DUMB GUYS CAN UNDERSTAND

find a niggga fxck him , suck hi dxck its easier than you think

hmmm,i have never had sex with any of my cousins,but i got two close to one of them,the bond was so intense ,she wanted it to happen,we loved each other so much,she refused to date any guy cos of me,not until she went to school, i dont even think if we should feel guilty for loving each other ... everybody frowns at it,but it happens quit often in nigeria, cousins fall in love

i girl told me what attracted her to me was my long arms,she has the belive that guys with long arms can fxck well,she was not disappointed anyway

Blingblings:
Am still looking for the hilarious reply. if anyone finds it please do let me know... ��

you lack sense of humour , i was ricking with laughter when she said "its not funny" try to imagine her face when she said that

Amatarasha:
Say It In English n Be Banned

e pain am kpele

BlackfireX:
Very simple....


Is because you know, the woman emmmmm. Emmmmm. Will you know, vas a matter of fact emmmmm that is it , hope you understand now...

Next question

you sound like a lecturer wey nor know book

even poor men are not exempted from the painful sting of death may GOD console his family

those hostess though,they look like pretty nurses , bwt we know that VR set na wash

all girls dont taste the same, the sole duty of a healthy man to humanity, is to give his dick to any eligible Hot woman that comes their way