₦airaland Forum

bykebyke:
We are in the next round already...with 2matches to go.

Since Roma won, we will have to wait till next round.

I guess Barca will have to hire defensive training coaches for Adriano. I have never seen a defender who doesn't have a single clue about defense in my life; always on the wrong side of his mark. He almost even bought a penalty. Dumb a55.

dominique:
Number 4 death though. He couldn't use blanks or rubber bullets to buttress his case?

Even blanks or rubber bullets can kill at close range. You really don't need ANY kind of bullet to prove anything in this matter.

Aww, your crush called u ugly. Pele.

NOBODYY:
Atheists
Come and explain how dz happened since you guys don't believe in God and the devil

The ultimate challenge is how to explain anything to m0r0ns.

SmartMugu:
I don't know who started it, several other leaders could have halted it when they saw the losses it translated to.

He started it, and it was a bad idea right from the start. The fact that subsequent administrations kept it (we know why) does not mean he should be commended for ending it.

SmartMugu:
Hope some people won't come here and start blaming Buhari for this welcome development.

Didn't he start the swap deals when he was Petroleum Minister during Obasanjo military regime of the late 70s?

Most useless striker ever - Cavani. Always flops on big occasions.

...and how did that happen? The result of years of the military being led by cowboys like you.

I wouldn't want to help Real Madrid (even though I think they have enough pundits on their side to figure this out); but I think that news on Messi might be to unsettle Real Madrid when game time comes and they see Messi's name on the line-up and he saunters onto the pitch.

mbulela:
which beast?

I don't know.

Lilimax:
This BVN of a thing is becoming scary to me?
Although I have registered but I still have some reservations about it

It's the mark of the beast!

pryme:
I had a friend once that has been in a r/ship for 6 yrs but as the days goes by the gal became more and more of a b*tch, yes my friend had his own short comings but the gals own was worse, there was even a time the gal went as far as slapping me friend (that's to show how bad it was), anyway I told my friend to call of the r/ship cos he complains most the time about this gal, her insults, her arrogance, and stubbornness, But my friend said he can't (yes the gal was beautiful - that was one of the reason he could not let go), he said to invest 6yrs in a r/ship is not easy to let go like that.

you won't believe it took the guy 3yrs to call off the r/ship, and this was because the gal traveled to be with her parents for some time.

Today the guy is in love with another gal, not as beautiful as the first one, but this new gal makes the guy laff most of the time, it's like life has just started for him cos there something now in his life that make life worth living.

There was a time he nearly shade tears when he remembers how he nearly end up marrying the other gal. He now sees there are good gals in this world one should not waste his future with one that will only bring unhappiness.

Aha. With this one, the ex and her friends will go round saying the guy dumped her after 9 years of relationship; and summon Karma to dish it cold to the guy.

Now I see why someone said on another thread, that Nigerian and Zambian women are the most morally bankrupt in Africa. Whereever corruption thrives, share similar profile.

eluquenson:
Majority of the street hawkers are from Ebonyi state.

That raises questions; is the situation in Ebonyi that dire? What form of leadership exists in that state? What have their governors been up to?

Olakpe? What is the 'k' doing in that name? All these Igbo reporters coming to bastardize Yoruba spelling better learn how to properly spell Yoruba names and words.

igboboy3:
. . .only for one bloody omo-onile to turn up...

Hahahaha...the fear of Omo Oni'le. Dem don deal with una well well abi? How easy is it for a foreigner to buy land in your area? I am sure you have fairy-tales to render. After all, I used to hear there was no Agbero in the East; until I got to Onitsha and saw things for myself.

crisycent:
Dem don finally get ploy to drive igbos out of lagos. People don't see the big picture. Dem go soon ask for registration of street hawkers.

Nna, why you dey fear na?

daretodiffer:
Is that it? I thought you were going to type three pages worth of BS to tell me how miserable you are.

Well, a man who sits with lawyers, SANs and whatever twice a week would be smart enough to ignore such mo.ronic defamatory BS. I don't believe it. I don't think any one with a well functioning brain would.

Of course you know better than lawyers...what are you? Nothing but a stinking cvnt. Have you ever been in a court of law before? Of course not. But you know it all na...genius. You even know about defamation more than qualified lawyers. Look here, if you are a genius amongst monkeys, I congratulate you. Don't bring your sh!t around here no more.

daretodiffer:
My mum was a secondary school teacher. You see I understand where you are coming for. You are not smart enough to understand women in seemingly higher positions. I know that a learned person make more sacrifices in comparison to a teacher and unlike the teaching profession, it is far easier for promotion to come in as at when due without bottom power. I can understand why you would think that the female judges are nothing but who.res, you wouldn't understand what they had to go through. You can never understand the sacrifices they have to make, your mum isn't one and you just couldn't care to find out. How can a woman achieve something so prestigious? Just like other idio.ts, you join them in telling whoever cares to listen that it is only possible through bottom power. Would you say the same if your mum were a judge, Oh wait! She isn't. And if I remembered correctly, infidelity in schools is as common as dirt despite the fact that it hardly adds anything to their careers (too many of schools everywhere).

Let me just quickly start off by telling you, that your FATHER is an idi0t, and your mother is a stinking cvnt of a dunderhead. That's where you inherited your stench from; I can tell merely by looking at your profile; your vag1na stinks. I'm sure the stench is enough to stunt the growth of your brain cells, but story for another day.

Now that I got that out of the way, I will let you know that I sit twice a week and discuss with lawyers...SANS...and Honorables...all lawyers who know their sh!t. Lawyers who spend all their daylight hours with these judges we speak of; and can tell they know next to nothing. Judges who will adjourn cases at the drop of a hat. Adjourn simply because they have a headache. Adjourn because the A/C isn't working. So I do know what I am talking about; and you like your id1otic parents are just a m0r0n with pretensions or should I say delusions of having some knowledge.

We can continue the dance if you wish...monkey.

ceejay80s:
Make dem no take style blame hawkers , these robbers are the area boys living around there, I have witnessed one for broad day light, dem reach 50 all armed with bottles and cut lasses

I have been robbed at gunpoint by 2 sets of bike riders in GRA; only for me to see one of the riders with wares he was selling on Bank Anthony Way. Weeks later I heard they were killed in another robbery attempt in GRA. I never saw the hawker again. I knew it was him. They were all said to be relatives of soldiers living in the Army Barracks around the corner. Anyway, robbery incidents in GRA have gone down since the clampdown on Okada.

EgunMogaji:
Mine is a retired Head Mistress.

God bless the teaching profession Nigeria and all those teachers in our formative years in primary and secondary schools.

Greetings and thanks to your Mum.

...likewise to yours.

daretodiffer:
What does your mum do?

She's a retired head-teacher. What does yours do? Mind you, I don't take prisoners...thread softly. Don't say I didn't warn you.

EgunMogaji:
...but I also read that the Nigerian courts are getting silly now too.

Quite a number of women have become judges (especially in Lagos judiciary). Word is, they got there by bottom power (because most are dunderheads). But at least they are sticking up for the women folk.

walozanga:
Immigrates buying ur villages and making u tenants in ur so called home

If that was a portmanteau (check your dictionary please) of "Immigrant" and "ingrate", I will say, how precise!

kolaaderin:
Who are the criminals, yeeboes. The people from land of the drowning sun, those that must show off in their erosion ravaged land this coming Xmas. Emeka must buy a car to the village before December. They are nuisance in this land.

Why are you jealous of hardworking Emeka?

airmark:
What a compliment .

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Awoofawo:
For this reason your quest for realization of Biafria may for ever be a mirage!

Why? Please o. Biafra must happen. Only that it will be a country formed from the present South East, and no more.

IlekeHD:
Rapist/ritualist/kidnappers are found in the east...

...in larger numbers than anywhere in West Africa.

IlekeHD:
igbo tout. 90% of the robbers are immigrants from the SE who had no money or job, but want to travel to Yorubaland by force.

EOD.

airmark:
Busquet now combination of zizou and makelele. The w,eed these guys take before posting on nairaland will make fela turn in his grave.

Hahahaha...

shortgun:
I lost my respect for these so called "elder statesmen" that nite.

Many of the m0r0ns we call "youths" who will eventually marry these used girls were busy supporting these "elder statesmen" and running errands for them; rather than force a takeover. I dey watch from my eagle nest.