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People must be draft to believe in cur$xìs. Imagine bringing an innocent child to this world because you wanted to have an orgasm, or some other selfish cow poo like needing them for domestic assistance, then having the guts to "cur$e" him/her.

If anything, na Pikin fit cux parent whe e go work.

I don't blame them o. In one of our all secondary school games that year, there was this bad-ash keeper that never missed. We noticed he always hung a red towel behind the net. Omo na so we thief the towel. And guess what? Goals began entering!!!

Jman06:
Stop complaining about what your parents did or didn't do for you. They brought you to life and you should be grateful for that...

Thats cow poo! Every child has the right to complain throughout their parents' lives.

One day you'll understand that your parents brought you into this world for their selfish reason. For reasons like orgasms, favour, labour from the child, etc. No child beged for life. It's bad enough bringing a child to this mesdup world, let alone Nigeria.

See, allow op o. Lol.

What tf did I just read? Did you just base the entire indication of fraud on some meme "last digit" and you call it "intelligent"? Lol

Have you noticed that most males are big and draw attention in their natural states, and most females are very basic in the scheme of natural aesthetics?

Humans aren't different, but something unprecedented happened:

Women learnt how to modify clothing to provoke; they use makeup to draw even more attention.

Men are stronger, so she learnt how to indirectly use that strength. She can be anything, but that path is similar to doing work when a free slave can do it for you. It's șchtuppiďty to do it yourself when someone else can.

A women will become anything she thinks you like, just to catch you in her nest. After that, she switches when you're balls deep.

Normally, I'd advice you study any woman you want to have anything with in her ground state, but truth is that you won't catch her in that state when she's still hunting you (the potential slave). Instead just understand that she's "the ultimate manipulator of reality". They've bent reality because they can, unlike any other animal specie.

In the end, every man is just a pehnis, and every woman, a vahgina. You know one man, you know all men; you know one woman, you know all women.

If you choose to "study" her, she'll give you the exact outcome you're looking for. So don't waste your time. Just understand that when your eyes are closed and your nose closed, and you put only you pehnis inside a vahgina, it feels roughly the same for every women, and that's her ground state.

Her being a master of slaves, is her ground state.

Her being the bender of reality, is her ground state.

Her being the king of male manipulation, is her ground state.

Her being able to (and definitely will) switch on you, is her ground state.

Animals survive, that's what we do. She would have had no seat on the table if she didn't develop those skills. JUST MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND THESE, ELSE YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF UNDER THE TABLE EATING THE CRUMBS OF THE BREAD YOU PROVIDED. And if that happens, don't feel bad. It's the new reality Just "man up" I guess. You're doing well, honestly.

Dotherightthing:
O wow

Then he should just do a one-off giveaway for them for daring to sleep with the lady/mother without protection

Nice suggestion. So that other women can do thesame and cash out abi?

Women be like very annoying children.

You and your Pikin watch Telemundo sotay una Wan run am in reality.

To the mother: were you sleeping when Obinna was knacking you?
Now your daughter will forever be remembered as the daughter of the woman that opened towtow for one broke Chad and tried gold digging a celebrity.

No child wrote an application to their parents before being born. Na orgasm or favours push you to born them. The least you can do is to handle that child responsibly.

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He doesn't seem to be big on box-shadow, but I thing hell do something silly and VERY minimal with those next.

Modals. I think he'll add a small modal somewhere soon.

You no get farm, how Pikin wan take help you for this 2025 onwards?

Hi, op. I just wanted to tell you that I won't click your link.

Nice video anyways.

S.e.u.n!!! Your site members are being weird again. Come quick

iichidodo:
No need to ban sharia, just control and regulate.

Sharia can't be controlled. To control Sharia implies controlling the people (those radical angry Muslim youths) that must abide and enforce that law because they "know" that they're doing the right thing before Allah.

And you see those people? You cannot regulate them. They're more than happy to die going against your regulation, for it is right to them.

The constitution alone is enough for everyone.

Sharia law is obviously being used to treat Christians/non Muslims in Muslim zones in this country.
This issues is that the number of Christians/non-Muslims is way higher than the number Muslims, so it becomes unfair that the Minority's law will be used on the majority, and not the other way around.

It's not even enough to ban using Sharia law on non-Muslims, it won't work. It's to remove that law completely. The Nigerian Constitution is enough for everyone. Period.

Hmm... Why do I feel this is related to our nairaland landlord? Any backstory?

heracles1:
they will stil not give u pussy

As I said, I'm not attracted to the ones around me. But I definitely like the way I bring out the dirtiness in them like the women that they are.

It's thrilling to have a prude relate to you that way (including Christian prudes!). Perhaps I'm exaggerating but 3 out of the the them I've had in this situation will easily agree to blip. But just know that THEY'LL NEVER ASK FIRST.

Just find a flimzy excuse to invite them to your place. If she comes you can assume you already have her (if you want).

Just remove your mind from religion when dealing with girls. They are not religious. It means nothing to them. Actually, I don't think they understand religion.

PinkNature:
As a Christian guy, do you approach Muslim babes? If yes, how does it ever turn out?

I've been interacting with them, but never blipd any though if that's what you're looking for. Not like I'm trying anyways... I'm not just sexually attracted to the ones I'm close to.

They're just like every other girl, but will get attached to you if you show them the amoral part of you (just like every other girl as I've said). They'll chat dirty with you and all that if you signal them that you'll allow that and won't tell anyone about it. Just don't start being dirty first. They'll signal you by subtle means like suggesting/hinting that they've watched a dirty-ish movie and stuff like that...

They (at least the girls I'm close to) actually don't like being treated like the Holy-holy prudes they portray themselves as in public, but whatever you do, don't behave with them in public the way you people act towards each other in private. They seem to care more about their public image in public even more than Christian girls.

Don't raise voice when you people are chatting in public, you'll notice they'll never laugh out loud nor raise voice. Match that.

This is me assuming you're Christian, and that you're not talking about the outright ashaaaawhoh Muslim girls.

Ps: I've chatted dirty with them, we've used kissy-kissy huggy-huggy emogies, talked about sex to graphic deteils, etc.

I love my wife so much and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I suspect non of our kids are for me but I'll die a happy man knowing that I loved her. Her loving me is not necessary. Perhaps one day after I'm gone (dead) she'll miss my money and attention that I give her now and she'll miss me for even 1 day and I'll be happy.

I give her all my money. Even though she's fat and I don't like fat people but she's a special woman and I love her.

No right thinking man should run a DNA test. It's only women that know who fathers their kids. It's unfair to her because she loves you and even if she doesn't—she's still our wife. You should love her and her kids unconditionally.

Actually, there should be state punishment for men that do that shiii because a woman must be trusted without questions. Women are beautiful.

Test

I'd rather submit to my wife instead. As in do you know how privileged you are to have that beautiful woman as a wife? Even if she's ugly, do you know how many men will die to get all up in that puss? Bro....

I actually do my wife's laundry, solely take care of our children (I'm not sure if the first and last ones are for me, but I'm grateful she's with me).

I thank her literally every day and pray for her, and beg her not to leave me. I love her so much bros...

I earn more than her, but my whole salary I give to her so she won't get mad one day and leave me. Other woman find me very attractive as I'm what you'll call well-built and handsome, but I'll never look at them.

My woman is unique and different for every other woman. SHE CAN TAKE MY LIFE BROS...

I think I know the lady. She's just catching cruise. She actually is a virgin.

But the thing is that she once got ra*ped by one of her uncles. It's quite a sad story, but that's how she got disv*irgined. It only happened once and she never had s3x again until marriage.

Her husband sympathized with her after she told him the story why she wasn't a virgin pre-coitus on the wedding night. They now live happily.

I find it hard to understand the fact that I share a country with some kind of people.

Wike is like one of the most important ministers in the country, and isn't Joaquín his son? These favors are normal and Joaquin is ENTITLED to these kinds of gifts. Get over it!

Your work as a citizen is basically to shortup and pay your taxes. Why will you be complaining for small thing like this?!

Smh

Nooo. How will someone prefer their traditional ways over Christianity and the way of our lord Jesus?

Even though God is a white man, it doesn't mean anything. We should all abandon our traditions and follow completely the ways of the white man. That is the only way to salvation, hear me now!

Can't you see that the white men that brought Christianity to us still uphold it's core values, and have in no way deviated from the rules of God? Do you see them supporting or doing satanic things? No! We must bow to them and their God I tell you.

Christainity/religion is totally not a means to make us complacent. Hallelujah!

Let's not be shortsighted!

Imagine a Nigerian president who’s a seasoned drug lord. It's perfect for economic diversification, turning smuggling into a national industry!

A criminal mastermind? Finally, someone who speaks bandits' language!

An impersonator? Pure diplomatic gold! Corruption?

At last, a leader who unapologetically auctions ministries to the highest bidder, streamlining governance into pure profit. And lies? Masterful PR I tell you!

She's even lucky sef. Normally in saner countries, this should land her extra 3 years at least, or execution. What's wrong with her? Does Jaga look like her mate?

Eh? Can she do this in North Korea?

Please we should understand that we are in a democracy. You can't talk about you president anyhow. Show respect. Don't you have home training?!

It's hard to put a specific number, but Jaga is a very powerful man and nearly all world leaders have come to visit since 2023. If you notice the air traffic in ABJ, you'll understand what I'm saying. Leaders, detectors, presidents and billionaires have come to pay homage.

It's mostly secret visits sha, they just hang out and drink kunu in Jaga's underground bedroom.

Just the other day, the Airforce 1 carrying Trump flew over my house. It nearly touched my head.

ah ah. They didn't even conceal it??! What kind of carelessness is that?

It may scare the person seating near me na. Smh