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Childfree:
Currently rewatching Toy story.

Best animations I've watched are ;
1. Puss in boots: last wish
2. Rango
3. Angry birds
4. The Adams family
5. Kung Fu Panda

You get eye. You should try and see Klaux (2019)if you haven't

Welcome brother! Allah akbar. We're currently designing your bomb jacket for you. Inshallah, you'll be the one to execute our next mission. Welcome brother!

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Don't mind my cruise
You see my friend, always do what favours you the most. The same people that'll criticize your move are the same people that will refuse to help you. Do your thing!
Just look at how large our planet is, and even how larger our solar system is, let alone our bloodÿ gigantic galaxy. Just forget our almighty gigantum gigagangus universe and the possibility of other universes, and there's just a handful of people that truly care about you.

Don't mind anyone. Do your thing. Forget about hell or heaven, God made you to survive.

Perhaps I should let you know that your Muslim brothers would want you with them for their own selfish interest which may have something to do with expanding their empire, but who cares? Man must survive first right? So, do your thing. Good luck!

In marriage for example, it's better you don't put too much efforts trying to fix things because if you do, you'll grow weaker spots for issues, and this will only lead to that imminent issue that will break you both.

Isn't it funny that the rise in marriage counselors rose before the amounts of divorces rose in countries such as the US where if their partner farts, they'll go for counselling to uncover why? They try fixing so much that they've grown so intolerant to so much as well—even the travial things.

I think one of the reason why divorces are less common in our part of the world is because we do not make formal attempts to fix stuff. There'll always be problems when two adults (especially those who didn't grow up together) go on to live together. Trying to fix it all will exhaust you! According to my theory, it is swallowing the problems that makes us stronger to absorbed more problems.

If you can't swallow stuff (like myself), don't get into it as it'll only lead to premium tears.

If you like emphasize from heaven to hell, two grown adults (especially those that didn't grow up together like siblings) WILL always have issues, marriage for example

Coincidentally after that seun's "clamp down on bigotry", nairaland got stale and boring even for me. I can't lay my fingers on what it is exactly, but it is what it is. It might have weighed down his revenue from nairaland as well because it was shortly after that I started noticing the annoying Google top sticky ad on nairaland.

Maybe it's just that the people who created good content got bored like myself, or people are finding more interesting things to do with their internet time. But for me, nairaland got boring. I'm mostly on foreign sites these days.

"May this bread favour me and my family."

luminouz:
Anyone watch the extraction 2?

Movie left a bad taste in my mouth.

MrPOTUS:
Expatiate pls

LOL. I don't understand some of you o.
I hope you guys realise that Tyler was being paid heavily to do that rescue mission (even though the movie wasn't specific about the amount).
I get some of the parts that might have left a "bad taste" in some mouths, for example where Tyler went like "It was going to be her (the boy's mother) or him (the boy's father)" when trying to justify why they killed the man. But you see my friend,

1. Tyler and rest of the TEAM were being paid to deliver HIS Ex WIFE's SISTER and her kids. The man nearly made the mission fail in that fight scene.
2. The woman was as well related to him (Tyler). Literally his Ex wife's sister. HIS ex wife whom he still felt indepted to (his late son actually) until at least the end of the movie where he finally let his grief go for good, while the man was just some random bad guy who had potentials to end Tyler's life!... I can go on and on

LOL. Even if I swallow all the red pills in this universe, I'll still see sense in everything Tyler did in the movie, not to mention the bloody amount of money involved sef

Am I wrong?

I know, I know, all movies (especially Hollywood) have this inseparable nonsenses they try to push, and it's only a handful devoid of those sh*ts. I've seen lots of movies, and I wonder if you'll be able to see any other movie if something like Extraction 2 left a bad taste in your mouth. Lol.

There's a level of red pill you'll get to that you just find peace knowing that NOTHING (as in no amount of brainwashing) can ever change you back to what you've left behind (blue pill). At that point you'll be able to watch anything while maintaining that sweetness of your mouth. Lol

P.S
I had to watch N**ona recently. An animation directed by a literal Trànny which included fûcking full-blown fàggot (g@y) scenes. The movie would have been a solid 9/10 if not for their unnecessary agenda. But it's their loss, I didn't buy a ticket, I downloaded it free, and I'm sure as héll I'm not gonna show that to any kid around me, and also sure as fûck gàys still disgust me and nothing can change that, lol. My head Don nock with red pill tay tay. At this point I take everything for my entertainment and nothing more. Lol

P.P.S
The number of fûcks I give about the media and how it affects blue pulled adults is somewhere very very verrrrry far on the left side of the number line
PPPS: wtf? PPP-what now? Lol. Been a while I posted here.

Zyxsc:
1. For a man, it's just a bills-paying institution. You go pay bills sotey you go forget wetin carry you enter the marriage in the first place

2. Enjoy your bachelorhood Wella before going into it. 40 is not too late for a man to get married.

3. You can't prove you're mentally strong until you're married because na then you go know what it takes to retrain an adult child like your wife. She go do some kain things wey be say, e fit make you go crazy.

4. If you can avoid it, please do. It's not worth it. Once you're married, you'll loose a part of your freedom. You can only regain it at the detriment of your home.

5. Don't go into marriage because of children. They may grow up and not make you happy by going against your wish (of course, they have their own lives to live. You've lived yours). Don't go into marriage because you love your girlfriend. Na this one go clear your eyes pass. Go into marriage because you want a life-long friend. Even at that, it's still a gamble. E fit shock you 10 years down the line.

Fûcking genius. Can you please increase the volume? All these boys need I hear this.

OP, You need to realize how much of a spook the concept of time is and that the number of your age is literally just a description of how many times the earth has orbited the sun since you've been born. It doesn't actually mean anything on a physical and practical level in your life.

I cannot express all the endless possibilities you still have, and how everything is possible for you to turn this ship around at this very moment in a single post.

Just take a deep breath, zoom out of your body into outer space and you'll realize how nothing makes sense. Everybody dey collect. Like I've said, stop looking at your age, it's nonsense; and stop thinking you can change your current state, it's nonsense as well.

Why do so many Christians treat sexual morality as more important than other fields of morality? From my reading of the Bible, I never got the impression that this should be the case.

We also focus way more on porn, masturbation and premarital sex than actual sexual crimes like molestation and rape.

Is it just our churches? Why is this?

Neddstark:
Your foolishness knows no bounds

You see, the thing with people like you with roo temperature IQ is that your whole existance borders around NPC manipulations and emotions. Your whole existence is for my pleasure, seeing you seethe to a wall of text is like sweet nectar on my tongue. Your kind should never quote me else I exhaust every essence of your being. I'm your God.

Neye412:
Your level of “intelligent quotient “ is highly questionable and perhaps, derailed to the brim.

When facts speak for itself you are still unintelligently raising dust.. even the girl in question (culprit) as self indicted herself already.

LOL. Your kind should never quote quote me. Unlike you, my intelligence is not enclosed within my emotions. Are you speaking from your emotions, or facts about computers? I require no answer from you BTW. Lol.
I'm like your God in the system of things. Know your place and GTFO with your Room Temperature IQ, retard. Lol. Your kind should only quote me when I deem it fit. Now quote me and watch how I'll exhaust every essense of your being.

Jamb should provide CCTV footage and remark her results from the footage let everybody see. I sense that jamb fûcked up as usual, and now they're trying to cover their black nyash.

This us the only way the real lier will be exposed.

Jamb should provide CCTV footage and remark her results from the footage let everybody see. I sense that jamb fûcked up as usual, and now they're trying to cover their black nyash.

Jamb should provide CCTV footage and remark her results from the footage let everybody see. I sense that jamb fûcked up as usual, and now they're trying to cover their black nyash.

Jamb should provide CCTV footage and remark her results from the footage let everybody see. I sense that jamb fûcked up as usual, and now they're trying to cover their black nyash.

Jamb should provide CCTV footage and remark her results from the footage let everybody see. I sense that jamb fûcked up as usual, and now they're trying to cover their black nyash.

Jamb should provide CCTV footage and remark let everybody see. I sense that jamb fûcked up as usual, and now they're trying to cover their black nyash.

I'm a computer programmer, and the thing you all should know about the nature of databases is the fact that they can be modified by JAMB officials (even without trace).

JAMB is know to upgrade/downgrade results generally, and many here can testify to that.

What's happening right now IMO is that jamb may have Bleeped up, and trying to save face hence they'll go any length. The tech guys running jamb softwares misbehave a lot, and it might have been a mistake from jamb, but they just want to potray themselves as that perfect institution that cannot go wrong.

The solution: CCTV, and remarking.
Most of the CCTV cameras installed in jamb centers are very sharp ones placed in every corner, and if the girl wrote her exam in one of those centers with CCTV (which I think is a requirement for the center To be accredited), then they should access one that had feeds of her screen, and remark the results from what the see her ticking from the video kind-of in a live manner.

Why? Because at this point, if jamb was wrong, they've gone balls-deep enough to erase every trace of their error (speaking about the technical team trying to save their jobs and what not). This way even the DSS cannot save the day.

I work with databases everyday, and I most definitely can alter stuff that will be literally untraceable. Untraceable modifications are kind of the defacto with these stuff.

Tl;dr
Let the panel investigating her case access her live feeds as she wrote the exam. No one should fall for the "DSS will investigate the Case" that jamb is shouting all around.

Thanks.
Nlfpmod, I am a computer programmer with almost 10years experience coding, and this is my openion. This matter cannot be "investigated" without feed from CCTV camera.

nokspos:
i'm not a boy , if you see me physical fear will enter your body instantly , pray to God to bless you with quarter of what i have acheived in my life.

You wish. Lol Dey play

nokspos:
There's no good alternative available for marriage. If you did not marry, you will eventually live a miserable life, you will get old and lonely, all those young girls preventing you from settling down will get old and start their own family and the upcoming generation will be too young for you, they will call you uncle before you open your mouth to say hi.

Lol. See some niggas blabbing nonsense how unmarried men end up sad and whatnot. Lol. You boys have no idea the kind of world we live in. You'll end up sadder when ALL your children which you spent your life on leave you to make their own 'families' and your wife leaves as well, or no longer sends you. Dey play

You'll have to be really dum.b if you think marriage and children is a way to avoid old age depression. Let me break it to you: you have better chances being happy when "unmarried'. There are know ways of "cheating" life—not something any of you know of sha hence your mentality. I won't waste my time educating you. Those who know just know. Lol

Life when you become weak is shorter than the years you spend being strong. Marriage and children have been statistically linked to more sadness than joy.

Instead of young boys to focus on making sure they have enough money for their weak years, they're filling their heads with such mentality. You'll see for yourself, lol.

If you're not a full-time farmer in the village, better rethink your steps in this current world we live in. Dey play.
In life, wisdom starts from when you understand that Humans want what they do not have, and end up hating what they have. And that less load = less burden and stress.

What is more worrisome is the fact that she knows that a light skinned man can have black d!ck (which was her first answer). But trust hypocrite e-citizens to ignore those questions.

Lol. I saw the video. It was actually funny

Hmm. Ya joking o. Do you know how many graduates are waiting in line for their jobs? That you want them to be demanding promotions? Lol.
Banks have measured employee loyalty, and its correlation with customer loyalty, and sadly, the effect on customers (the bank's major interest) is low. Lol.

This way the banks spend less on employees. Job no dey, lol

I've noticed how everyone —including APC supporters on NL making it seem as if whatever Emefiele did wasn't DIRECTLY caused by the APC government. It's really funny. Are they trying to distract us from something ow what?

Ummm.... Why didn't you just pay someone. I know two guys that went in (one a recruit, and the other am officer). 400k-600k recruit. 1.5m - 2m officer. Dey play. You think anything is by merit in this country? Lol

ANY ACTIVE FEMALE YOU SEE IN NAIRALAND IS A MAN!!! Nigerian women lack the ability to be that active on a service that's not Instagram, Facebook, etc. And if indeed she's a female, THEN SHE'S LIKE REALLY UGLY IRL

You daughter can generate all these for you and you no happy abi? De play. She go soon run follow boy and you no go see shishi

tydi:
Is she a fat girl

She wasn't fat, and she wasn't lehkpa either. I saw her recently sha, and she've gotten fat...like really fat.

NoahHadNoArk:
All girls are virgins until you go down with them…….

Then they give you that old wives tale of being deflowered by their house boy or abused by an older cousin at 5yrs or 10.


Then she will tell you she’s never done it again ever since.


Lost count of the number of times I heard that story

This is unreal. Lol

My first girlfriend literally told me this story. I innocently believed her even though I was two years older than her. I only had like 10% doubt in her story. Lmao

There was this girl I dated for 2 months. Pesin no go even touch her for 5 seconds before she go start dey moan. It annoyed me mostly. At least wait until the whole thing becomes intense na. It just comes off as fake