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Why does Wike like playing this kind of game?

Later common Nigerians will be fighting each other on nairaland. Some do it for peanuts, other f00ls do it because they let themselves to be manipulated by those receiving peanuts

Let's say it wasn't AI-generated, what's the big deal? Isn't it exactly what candidates and imams have been doing in the mosque since the inception of time?

If you're a Christian and you let anyone call you a bigot for defending or seeking support from your faith, then you'll never have sense in this country.

Thank you.

As in "use water" in the radiator, right? 🤣

AI

All the doubting APC dogs should run the audio through a Spectrogram and see the glaring AI fingerprints.

I tire for 9ja.

> inb4 Kenneth Okonkwo said this and that...

Really? Is it that Kenneth taped Obi's phone or G. O' s phone?

Some of you go get sense by fores. Run the audio through a Spectrogram if you still have little sense in you.

> inb4 asking me to do it for you

But it is OK for Emirs to campaign based on faith in broad day light, right?

APCNig:
The last leaked tape, the thief in the audio, that I Peter Obituary, one of his aides and spokesboy Kenneth has come out to say it is Peter Obituary's real discussion and not any nonsense AI. So, keep your dirty mouth shut

AI go soon impregnate your wife

In a situation where you get stranded, just know that the "common" Nigerian you're dishing out insults on for the sake of your pay masters (that's if you're even being paid) would be more willing to house you than your political bosses.

Because you're on nairaland, you'll be misbehaving, insulting strangers up and down? You think there are no consequences for your actions huh? Did I insult you before you insulted me?

Later now you'll be wondering why bad luck follows you without do doing anything particularly. The insult you insulted my has already landed you in spiritual bad luck. You do not know who I am, and I've seen your future already.
You are finished.

So like play like play, we're getting to the 21st century in this thread.

If you know you know

Seriously, I see a lot of "leaked" tapes being featured on the front page. Perhaps the moderators are less familiar with the progress AI has made.

With just a few real audio tapes of anyone alive or dead, I can generate scarily realistic tapes of any conversation!

Like the recent Peter vs Oyedepo "leak", was it Peter Obi recording the call or Bishop Oyedepo?

Mr Seun, Nlfpmod, and others. I believe you're not entirely new to AI. I can confidently tell you that those tapes are mostly 100% synthesised. If you doubt me, send me an audio clip of yourselves speaking, and I'll send back 100% synthesised voices of yourselves having a random conversation.

And finally, Nairalanders, please take any leaked audio you see with a pinch of salt. Go and try out a voice AI of yourself if you still have any doubts about my claims.

Thank you.

silvoclaira:
We both know blacks do more senseless traditional, culture sh.it than the white all because you married a woman?

Trash

No dude, whites do the same sh.it: https://lawandreligionuk.com/2016/06/16/churchyard-regulations-the-practicalities-of-enforcement/

This is just a single example. Go to related subs on reddit and see more fûcked up cultural things whites do.

Your problem is just your inferiority complex. Lmfao

The most important thing to note with cultures and religions is the things the people who practice such attach importance to. Everything can be senseless...it just depends on which side of the line you stand.

silvoclaira:
The whites aint gat time for all these balderdash we see happening in some African places. Inlaw that inlaw this trash...

...and you think the whites don't do more senseless shït. Lmfao

I haven't still wrapped my head around the news I saw here => https://www.nairaland.com/7633208/2023-census-not-canvass-question

First off, may I state, categorically that none of my family members and friends received the "wildly" circulated "message" on WhatsApp. While it might sound like a conspiracy, I think the idea that some elements in the National Population Commission generated that stir to get a good reason for boycotting Religion and Ethnicity from a DIVERSE Nation's population CENSUS is not far fetched. The details of the announcement paper confirms my suspension.

How long will Nigeria keep pretending about the very thing that divide us. We cannot be one unless we RECOGNISE and accept our differences!

Personally (my opinion), I think it is UNACCEPTABLE FOR THE NATIONAL POPULATION COMMISSION to exclude Religion and Ethnicity from a population census of a nation like Nigeria. Even worse is the flimsy excuse of the "wildly" circulated WHATSAPP message to justify this rape of Nigerians. Please how many Nigerians are even on WhatsApp again?

How long would we keep pretending that religion and ethnicity is nothing in Nigeria, while we've seen that it's everything! That pretense will NEVER lead us anywhere.

It is unacceptable, and the National Population Commission must conduct a proper General Census. Period.

Cc: Nlfpmod (since the National Population Commission can bend to opinions on WhatsApp, I want them to also see the opinions of Nigerians on Nairaland)

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Yemike:
I'm not familiar with any. Seems we have different taste in movies

not even Puss in Boots? Top Gun?

Single screenshot below:

I don't know why I can't upload a clearer one. Here's the link to the clearer one
[img]https://postimg.cc/87rbWtTk[/img]

Click the image after opening the lïnk.

Rokiat:
I don’t know who lied to you but attached is our weakness and not that.

No, I think this is every HUMAN's weakness

Adexgentle005:
How is marriage more than responsibilities? Go broke and watch how your wife disrespect you and call you all kind of names. Then you will know marriage is not more than responsibilities.

Don't mind the kid!

Reminderz:
you be mumu, you just dey rent with no specific direction. ask your mom or sisters to go into it since nothing is wrong with it.. why you con dey cry? 🤡


and your mom agreeing to get married to a man is not the same thing as prostitution, I don't know why you put both in the same line. when you have bore a child, tell her to go into it since there's nothing wrong with it... 🤡

your mentality is fvcked up, and I don't blame you, the environment you grew up in and the moral decadence has fvcked up your brain. if you were brought up in a good environment where they have their moral values intact, this kind of thought will never come up to you... change your mindset...
if something has to be normalised, just know that it ain't normal.

What do you know about humanity, our past, present, and occupational revolutions?
If you knew anything of substance about the things I mentioned above, you wouldn't speak about my "mentality". You ould have found it interesting to realize how the world revolves around "prostitution".

It is for this discovery that I've asked this question, but obviously not looking for answers from you type. I don't even mind if you can quote the bible for me, and this was the only argument your head could come up with. Ya not OK

🤡

Rayban25:
No we wont tell you something else...advice your sisters or daughters to go into it and stop asking stupid questions since theres nothing wrong with it

Like something is wrong with you. I think it's a problem that you cannot actually come up with something meaningful to answer my question, and go straight to ask what I said you shouldn't.

My mom is married, which essentially means she once agreed to a man (which includes having sex all their lives) for prospective benefits of marriage which includes money and security. My sisters will most likely get married too (for the same reasons).

Do you think I said don't ask that question because I'm scared of the question?

So, if you have nothing else to say, shut up you mouth

Have you seen when a hen cried out for help and how all near-by cocks tear race 4-40 to save the day?

LOL. Being a Simp is default. Don't hate yourself for your simpish past, be glad that you see a difference between your past and present.

At this point, I don't know if I've been too morally degraded to not see anything wrong with having sex for money, but seeing that people and Governments all over the world frown on the act, I can't help but ask this question.

So, yes, seriously, what's wrong with prostitution?

...and before you say things like "why don't your sister or mother do it?" Seriously, tell me something else.

Every respect I had for Nigeria don varnish tay tay.

Thankfully, all my hustles are online. I WILL EVADE TAX BY ALL MEANS —LEGAL OR ILLEGAL!

The only time you'll enjoy in Nigeria (as part if the masses) if when you take advantage of the gross incompetence of our leaders. Lol.

It is for this reason that I'm even reluctant to japa. I won't, I'll stay here and mess this country up
When I'm tired of ripping from the incompetency of our leaders and systems, I'll leave and give birth in another country. My generation shall never have Nigeria as their only option!

Kobonaire4:
At the end, herdsmen too are also being attacked...which is probably why they are being sometimes protected by the army (just me thinking out loud...you would be wrong if you think I back any atrocities or crimes by both sides).

We can send in the army to do their job....but that's just a short term fix. Long term involves what I have been yapping about on this thread....but the thing is, politicans want to get elected, not to propose long term solutions that might take years to do.

LOL. Of course, the herdsmen are being attacked. It is a heated conflict!

But it's common sense we're using here:
For example, would the military in a village in Sokoto protect a small group of Armed Plateau indigenes shooting at the unarmed Sokoto indigens?

My yappings is not about taking sides. It's common sense, and the fact that this "romance" did not exist in the time of people like OBJ and Goodluck. Hell, not even Y'adua

Kobonaire4:
That's not how it works.

At the end, we still have the problem of bad land planning and nomadic herdsmen.

Which require solutions that go way beyond the rule of the gun.

Besides, a massive shootout on herdsmen can lead to them regrouping and launching a virtual guerilla war on both farmers and the army. Care to find out how that would end? More deaths.

At the end of the day, we need to do more than 'attack, attack'.

(P.S This is a problem that affects many African countries. Part of South sudan;s problem is nomadic cow herders...who are not Fulani by the way. We got to end nomadic grazing, and do better land planning...and no, I don't support RUGA or whatever).

Well explained, and noted.

However, from experience, I feel the military (if supported by their c-in-c obviously) can do more than we think in curbing this issue is most area.

For example, I once lived in Jos not far away from a hill harboring armed fulani herdsmen close to the Rukuba Barracks. Sometime in the news (in 2021), the heads men attacked a nearby village with the standing military presence not more than 1km away. This enraged the plateau people so much mainly because the military had previously opened fire on the same villagers to "calm" tension between the villagers and the same herdsmen in the past.

A journalist went there and questioned a military officer why they didn't open fire to protect the unarmed villagers. And he said, "we follow orders."

I doubt you have a first-hand experience observing the relationship between herdsmen and the military. I do, on multiple occasions in both Benue and Plateau, and take it from me, the military is in romance with these killer herdsmen.

I may be wrong, however, its for this reason that I know that the military (and most importantly, their c-in-c) can do A LOT in curbing the killer herdsman crisis. It's no coincidence that military presence usually outnumber the killer herdsmen in wherever these herdsmen operate. They run back to the military for protection!

So, I've been keeping track of the charges I've paid all through this cash brouhaha, and it's over 25k.

Each time I questioned the POS agents, they claimed that banks were also selling the cash to them at 25%? Was that true?

I feel really angry, I feel I was ripped off. I don't know by whom, but it's either the Banks, POS Agents, or both enjoying my money right now.

Kobonaire4:
And you think that an LP victory would have stopped herdsmen attacks?

You think that Obi would have magically stopped the attacks?

And yes, tinubu won't stop the attacks.

The attacks will stop when you guys stop singing about Fulani takeover, and they stop singing about how the Zionists are attacking Islam and face the fact that thanks to rising population, the land that could sustain two tribes before cannot now...then throw in desertification and so on.

Unitl fulanis are ready to stop roaming around, and farmers are ready to modernize....the thing no go get end.

Finally, consider that the police budget is less than one tenth of what an American city uses to police itself....before you yell at the police.


(But if you want to blame the Fulanis, Islam, usa, christians, etc..go on.).

Guy, seems like you're undermining the power of the C-in-C. As long as there's no coup, and the military recognise Obi as their Commander, killer herdsmen/fulani would not last a month!

Do you think fulanis were not welding guns in the time of OBJ? When Fulani tried to take over Agatu during the time of OBJ, did you remember how he settled the matter?

You're joking. Killer herdsman thrive because the C-in-C doesn't see what they do as evil. He thinks like them!

Firstorderwizard:
Can't waste my RIP on Benue state again.
APC brainwashed them with a Rev. Father and they fell for it despite all the killings.
Even if you want father Alia,
Why not vote out APC (as a protest vote) at the center and then make him the governor

Those TIV people can't reason like that. It's only the Idomas in benue State that can reason like that (evident from the fact that Obi won Idoma land meanwhile Idomas have decided on Fr. Alia)

Just that some won't forgive that Father for campaigning for Tinubu

Agelastus:
Don't be like him.

I read those screenshots up to the end thinking it was sarcasm... Looking for where he'll say something sarcastic like "...and you're so slim."

But bro it's like that dude was serious o

Normally, I go even fear to shower those kine praises on myself let alone someone else

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