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Politics › Re: Chatgpt's Take On The FTC And The 25% Requirement by logicalhumour(op): 9:31am On Apr 12, 2023

Obidient4Tinubu:
What you want us to believe is that if I win all the 100% votes in all the 36 states, but get zero vote in FCT, then I cannot be declared winner. So when will a winner be declared if FCT keeps voting only thier indigenes?

Remember that they are not more important than any other tribe in Nigeria.

Well, its not an argument between you and me. So, I've copied and pasted your question to ChatGPT:

...and here's its response:

"That's correct. According to the Nigerian Constitution (1999), as amended, in order to be declared the winner of a presidential election, a candidate must meet two requirements:

Receive at least one-quarter (25%) of the votes cast in each of at least two-thirds (66.67%) of all the states in Nigeria.

Receive at least 25% of the votes cast in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT).

This means that even if you were to win 100% of the votes cast in all 36 states of Nigeria but receive no votes in the FCT, you would not be declared the winner of the presidential election. This is because you would have failed to meet the second requirement of receiving at least 25% of the votes cast in the FCT.

It's important to note that the two requirements are equally important and must both be met in order for a candidate to be declared the winner of a presidential election in Nigeria."

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Won Presidential Election - INEC Tells Tribunal by logicalhumour: 9:14am On Apr 12, 2023

Praxtech:
It's over

Section 299(1) of the Constitution provides that the provisions of the Constitution shall apply to the Federal Capital Territory as if it were one of the states of the Federation. It means that the FCT is the 37th state.

So section 134 of the Constitution which provides that “not less than one-quarter of the votes cast at the election in EACH of at least two-thirds of ALL THE STATES AND the FCT” means 25 states or 24 states plus the FCT. Winning the FCT by a candidate is not compulsory.

English isn't hard to understand. Why una dey f<ck up? grin

https://www.nairaland.com/7649880/chatgpts-take-ftc-25-requirement#122461349

Politics › Re: Chatgpt's Take On The FTC And The 25% Requirement by logicalhumour(op): 9:11am On Apr 12, 2023

Transcript:

I Iasked: "What do you understand by 'not less than one-quarter of the votes cast at the election in EACH of at least two-thirds of ALL THE STATES AND the FCT'"

It responds: "This phrase is referring to a requirement or condition for a candidate to win a presidential election in Nigeria. Specifically, it means that in order for a candidate to be declared the winner of a presidential election, they must receive at least one-quarter (25%) of the votes cast in each of at least two-thirds (66.67%) of all the states in Nigeria, as well as in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT).

For example, if there are 36 states in Nigeria, then the winning candidate must receive at least 25% of the votes cast in at least 24 states (two-thirds of 36), as well as in the FCT. This condition is specified in the Nigerian Constitution (1999), as amended, and is intended to ensure that the winning candidate has broad-based support across the country, rather than being limited to just a few regions or states."

I asked again: "What if a candidate falls short of the 25% in the FTC"

And it responded: "If a candidate falls short of the 25% requirement in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), they would not be declared the winner of the presidential election, even if they meet the requirement of receiving at least one-quarter of the votes cast in each of at least two-thirds of all the states in Nigeria.

The requirement to receive at least 25% of the votes cast in the FCT is an important part of the electoral process, as it ensures that a candidate has support from voters in the nation's capital, which is the seat of government and an important political hub in Nigeria. If a candidate cannot meet this requirement, it is an indication that they may not have broad-based support across the country and may not be able to effectively govern the entire nation. Therefore, they would not be eligible to be declared the winner of the presidential election."

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Politics › Chatgpt's Take On The FTC And The 25% Requirement by logicalhumour(op): 9:03am On Apr 12, 2023

I wouldn't have done this, but i decided to ask ChatGPT after seeing news of the AI passing Bar Exams with distinctions.

I then decided to quote Section 134 of the Constitution and see it's response 👇

Crime › Re: Policemen Who Flogged & Slapped Man In Emohua, Rivers Arrested by logicalhumour: 6:48am On Apr 12, 2023

iHateFraudsters:
Good.

But do these policemen read the news at all?

Or do they think they're invincible?

The reports of policemen getting arrested daily are all over the news, yet the police keep committing the same crime over and over again.

When a policeman is arrested, the news should be circulated around all policemen in Nigeria to serve as a deterrent to others.

That should be the first step in curbing police violence.

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Romance › Re: Wives, Why Did You stop having sex with your man? by logicalhumour: 10:12pm On Apr 10, 2023

sonofthunder:
Only way to get answers is for a woman to ask this question in a women's only group or forum.

The way women can guard their secrets eh. Like those days when my mom would buy pad for my sisters... If I just attempt to ask what it is that's how all of them would be like "Kai! Shhh..." and they'll be smiling.

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NYSC › Re: Best State For Prospective Corp Member To Serve In Nigeria by logicalhumour: 10:10pm On Apr 10, 2023

SmallDick99:
I will advise u chose Bayelsa.

Nice place with oil money

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Politics › Re: Another US Media House, Daily Loud Posts Tinubu's US Drug Case by logicalhumour: 10:00pm On Apr 10, 2023

Ireportlive:
Accusations, Allegations, Prosecutions

Are 3 words Nigerians love to abuse and use interchangeably

I sure know the difference between those words. Lol.
They did one and two. So, no. I'm not mistaken nor confused grin

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 9:55pm On Apr 10, 2023

heartofcity12:
Yup, like I always say, married women are the easiest to get.. Don’t even tolerate cheating when you’re dating..

Do not date if you cannot handle cheating.
If you know you know

P.S.
Maybe now you'll truly understand what I meant grin

Politics › Re: Another US Media House, Daily Loud Posts Tinubu's US Drug Case by logicalhumour: 9:52pm On Apr 10, 2023

Ireportlive:

President Olusegun Obasanjo was sentenced to life in prison for treason... He came out of Prison and became a President

President Mohammadu Buhari commited Treasonable offenses by staging a coup upstaging Democratically elected SheuShagari/ Alex Ekwueme Administration and later became President

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu paid $460,000 in fine to IRS over transaction linked to a drug dealer in Chicago, and use the remaining $1,200,000 to fight for Democracy through NADECO. he is your next President

If you like wail, if you like run mad on Twitter and Nairaland, if you like go an Ibom Air Airplane to cry... Only God anointing can make you a President not social media insult

God bless Nigeria
God bless President Bola Ahmed Tinubu

May Tinubu's tenure favor you in a positive way if you never called Nigeria a Zoo

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The same way Peter was accused of Treason? Why shouldn't they have thrown him in prison if it was a military rule —like the one that threw Obj into prison?

That's a poor analogy bro. Lol

Politics › Re: Professor Kila Disagrees With Wole Shoyinka About The Obidients. by logicalhumour: 9:48pm On Apr 10, 2023

EmirGold:
Sit there dey deceive urself, u no change anything for Soyinka

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 9:45pm On Apr 10, 2023

heartofcity12:
It’s better you let her go the moment she cheats..

It's better you don't marry her if you can't handle cheating.
If you know you know

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Programming › Re: I Am Beign Threatened With The Commissioner Of Police by logicalhumour: 8:54pm On Apr 10, 2023

NL autoban no be here o grin

Programming › Re: With AI Like GPT4, Is Been A Tech Developer Still Worth. by logicalhumour: 8:53pm On Apr 10, 2023

which one come be Prompt Engineering?! Lol. Newbies will think they have it on a platter until they see the sheges of actual programming.

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Education › Re: 6 Systems Used By The West To Keeps Africa Poor by logicalhumour: 6:47pm On Apr 10, 2023*

23jerryking:
But then who would dare the devil to push this motion? Who would execute it?

samwheel:
That's the thing, it is well.

LOL. You think a democratic process can start/end this motion? No, it won't. If you've studied how governments of the past were overthrown/replaced, you realize that it must be something violent.
Those in power have grown too strong and rich.
The question isn't "who will push this motion". The question is "WHEN will our mumu end".

Don't look at the problem like it's seated in Aso Rock, no. The French revolution only happened because the people realize how close their tormentors were to them. If we don't perish before our mumu do, you'll see what will happen.

At this point, it's either the people or the military. But remember that the Military were the ones that replaced our 1960s variant of democracy to this evil one. So they're mostly up to no good.

One day, our mu.mu go do sha. It's hard to oppress humans forever.

It's not a hard thing o, only going back to regional government will fix a lot of things. States will respect each other because they'll realize that nobody's an island—which will go a long way solving the religious and ethnic crisis and hate in Nigeria. Citizens will be closer to the detectors of their fates, hence a more effective punishment for the corrupt. They'll be a healthy competition amongst states of the federation which will give less room to dum.bass politicians.

Education › Re: 6 Systems Used By The West To Keeps Africa Poor by logicalhumour: 4:36pm On Apr 10, 2023*

samwheel:
Dis ur talk shows indeed that common sense isn't common.

Democracy remains the best style of governance.

Is it their fault that Africans are too daft and cannot rule themselves??

Is it their fault that African leaders are too corrupt, wicked, greedy and do all evil to the continent??

LOL.
Let me chuck mouth in your talk:
Firstly, I agree with you that Africans are daft.
But then you go ahead insisting that democracy is the best style of governance. Should I remind you what democracy is? It is a government controlled by the people —the very daft people we speak of—us. That's why an average "educated" Nigerian in a university for example will be campaignong for someone who didn't go far in school, nor values education for the hopes that the same person will end their suffering; That is why an average Nigerian for example do not know his/her rights instilled in them by the same democracy. As soon as their leaders are elected, they start seeing them as untouchable gods. The receive any peanut with two hands while on their kneels because they think its a privilege. These are the little things that have compounded to mess up our democracy.

Now, my friend, have you noticed how these same "Daft" people run their village government? The common villager in Nigeria is more politically aware and intelligent in their village ways than the above-average intelligent city person. This is why their leaders can never mess them up, because their subjects know their obligations, and most importantly, how to dethrone or punish them; the know everything about them to the day they were born and the backyard where it actually happened.

Corruption starts from the peoples ignorance. Imagin installing a random Nigerian traditional government in the US for example, this will overnight turn geniuses into daft people that can easily be exploited by their new village chiefs.

In my area, the only people that trouble the villages with serious corrupt practices such as land grabbing are the politicians (Reps and senators). They can do this because the Nigerian law is now superior to their village laws. No villager can go against them because they lack the intelligence to do that! I can go on and on.

My friend, I've studied governments and people, and I can confidently tell you that our variant of democracy isn't the best government for a "daft" people for that very reason. We're not even saying we should completely dish democracy, is a watered-down version such as the a regional government too much to ask for? No, it's not. We've done it before. We never grew in regional government to become "intelligent" enough to uphold it, and that's why a particular sect hijacked governance and reinstalled a variant of democracy that favors them.

Our democracy isn't the best government for us. It will only lead to our doom. If nothing, a strange man sitting in Abuja who doesn't share your religion or ethnic identity shouldn't have this much control over your life.

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Education › Re: 6 Systems Used By The West To Keeps Africa Poor by logicalhumour: 10:26am On Apr 10, 2023*

Our way of life was different from theirs. The majority of Africa was more primitive than them. We were also very comfortable. We had the life they only dreamed of even though we were more primitive (techwise). They lived in harsh conditions which explains why they had to be good in tech. You know, as they say, "neccesity is the mother of invention."
They knew that we didn't need their thick jackets and other fancy inventions. We lived in a heavenly temperature, unlike their zub-zero temperatures. Also their kind of government, we didn't need it.

Their government is necessary for people with extreme savage tendencies like themselves. Not for people like us that see ourselves as families. That's why the alien system of government we have today can only be a fertile ground for senseless corruption, ethnic and religious war, and our imminent failure.
We were different, and required a different approach to governance. Every African society had it right in terms of governance before their arrival. They came and replaced systems they know little to nothing about. Today, we face the repercussions while they rip the profits.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 10:14am On Apr 10, 2023

Agelastus:
She wants to tame you. She wants to change you. If she succeeds, she will get bored and move on to the next guy.

NB: Smoking is bad for your health.

Exactly. Lol. They know EXACTLY what they want.

Here's the story:
> She wanted someone rough
> she enters a relationship with him because he gave out initial "rough" vibes
> in the relationship she starts suspecting he's not really rough
> she tests him to see if he can be tamed
> he fails
> she cheats on him with the untammable version of himself. That's what attracted her to the relationship, remember?

Lesson:
If you want to guard your relationship, safeguard the very qualities you had before attracting your partner. If you attracted her when you were strong, she'll leave you when you become weak; if she came for money, she'll leave when there's no money. Do not listen to her when she says otherwise because she'll definitely say otherwise.

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Science/Technology › Scary Fact You Didn't Know About Uranus (Picture) by logicalhumour(op): 10:01am On Apr 10, 2023

Politics › Now That Forensic Analysis Has Proven The Falsehood Of P.O Audio, What Next? by logicalhumour(op): 9:32am On Apr 08, 2023

I warned nairaland from posting "audio clips" without investigating because people like me know the full potentials of AI.

I analysed the audio but didn't post results because I wasn't that popular on twitter, however someone more popular has done the needful: https://mobile.twitter.com/democracy_watch/status/1642609702461747200

I tried detecting the origin of the audio regarding who made it, but this would only be possible with our law enforcement agencies.

This is really shameful. What next for People's Gazette?

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 8:57pm On Apr 07, 2023

Edipet:
What is your opinion.

Hmm. 70k for puss is a fair deal these days o. You know sweet puss is very hard to get these days. If I were you I'll hurry and pay up plus even tip her sef

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Launches Air Raids On Gaza, Lebanon (Pictures) by logicalhumour: 6:13pm On Apr 07, 2023

Sebastine1994:
I don't care anymore, in short let the world end this minute. Once I just log in this days it's either the dollar is falling or ww3 is coming or the aliens are coming.

Stop scaring me. Let it end

For real? Are they talking about aliens coming out? Link me abeg grin

Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Raid Umogidi In Benue, Kill Policeman, 45 Others by logicalhumour: 11:12am On Apr 07, 2023

Arda1000:
Cant they defend themselves?

LOL. You won't understand. The moment they pick arms to defend themselves, the forces (especially the military) will start intimidating the locals. It's deeper than you think. The military does this in Plateau state as well.

I keep insisting that unless Buhari wants something to be done about this, nothing will be done. Its no coincidence that whenever the locals overpower these killer herdsmen, the military kicks in —in defense of the killer herdsmen.

People go get sense one day sha

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 7:43pm On Apr 06, 2023

For those of you that have bumped into a nice girl who's still nice to you (probably buys stuff and cooks for you) etc. and suddenly discovered she has a daddy for cash:

One thing you should have picked from these pages is that that nice girl will be whatever she is whether with you or not.

1. If you let her go, she leaves and start giving another guy the life
2. If you get serious with her, and she gets bored, she'll start give you attitude (as every other girl)
3. If you get married you'll still spend many days of the rest of your life regretting your choice (as with almost every other woman)

The takeaway here is:
Weigh your gains.

Even in marriage: weign your gains.
In life generally, just weigh your gains.

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Politics › What Do You Think Can Actually Unite Nigerians? by logicalhumour(op): 6:56pm On Apr 06, 2023

For some reason, I kept thinking about the topic. At this point what can unite us? Prejudice seem to have eaten everyone.

Nigerian politics devides us, Religion devides us, Politicians devide us, and even the citizens have been thoroughly eaten by prejudice. We are diverse, and the very things that diversify us are the things that so mercilessly divide us.

Seriously, what's the way forward?

Politics › Re: What A Country We Live In Where Imams Can Do What Pastors "Can't" by logicalhumour(op): 6:57pm On Apr 04, 2023

Only the fact that a Southern son who identify as a Muslim had to pick a "real" Muslim from the North doesn't still ring bells in some peoples heads. Smh.

Everything is about religion and ethnicity in this country, they use it as an effective tool, which is probably the reason why they don't want anyone else to use it!

Same religion and ethnicity the National Population Census has choosen to boycut so some people will never know the real strength they posses. Smh again

Politics › Re: Rivers PDP Storms INEC Office With Native Doctor, Fetish Items by logicalhumour: 6:23pm On Apr 04, 2023

When this country go explode abeg? angry

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Has Gone Silent Online After This 'Big' Issue by logicalhumour: 6:20pm On Apr 04, 2023

Let's say it wasn't AI-generated, what's the big deal? Isn't it exactly what candidates and imams have been doing in the mosque since the inception of time?

If you're a Christian and you let anyone call you a bigot for defending or seeking support from your faith, then you'll never have sense in this country.

Thank you.

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