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Carcholce:
I am surprised you say you are a medical student but you are saying this. There’s difference between sperm and semen.

Are you a medical student? Lol. Dey play.
I'm a writer as well, and I know the art of communicating to my audience. When I choose to use the word ( "sperm" ) to mean Spermatozoa + whatever fluids accompany them, I do it for a reason, which is for EVERYONE to be able to picture where I'm driving to. Check my shîtposts on Nairaland, and you'll realize I use broken English a lot + layman terms when commenting, and e get why.

The average man thinks he's seeing his sperms whenever he ejaculates. If he ejaculates 3 times a day, he'll see the "sperms" all three times a day. And that thing never dries up. Three times the next day, and he still sees the "sperm".

I deliberately used "Sperm", and I will continue to use "sperm" instead of Semen. Lol. Dey play.

I was thaught Embryology (including Spermatogenesis) and Reproductive Systems by highly respected Doctors in the country, and that was tae tae in my 200L, Mr Lecturer. Lol. Do you think you can do a better job than my Lecturers? Dey play

@abba190, I just mentioned you advising you on "sexual discipline", etc. I noticed I didn't write on how exactly to achieve this, and nobody else told you how to. Everybody just went like "discipline yourself bla bla bla"

Well, I wanted to withhold this info until you tell me how she took your 5k. For some reason, I'm interested in knowing. I'm dead serious lol

As for how to achieve sexual discipline, I'll tell you something now that you won't find anywhere on the internet, and something I have personally experimented with to give results in the past:

Here:
Get yourself a girlfriend, and NEVER have sex with her (just kissing and other hot stuff, but not sex). Never, I repeat, never have sex with her. Doing so, try as much as possible not to spend anything on her. You can also systematically guilt her into not asking you for aids since you're not having sex with her. Also, the relationship shouldn't last tooo long. If she doesn't break things up, you must after a while. It is also VERY important to this procedure that hot kissings and touchings happen between you two (but no sex).

This is just one method of achieving sexual discipline as a man. I have other undocumented approaches. I might provide more details if you want

Lesson for all:

* Women want marriage, men want sex.

* If you marry her, that means she used you. If you fûck her without marrying her, that means you used her.

Would you rather use someone, or let someone use you?

dey play

abba190:
i am confused and indecisive, masturbation really kills motivation and focus about important things in life and avoiding it makes one a simp. i dont know what to choose, when i masturbate i hardly get used or manipulated by the F gender but whenever i stop it for like a week, i become a super simp, chasing girls up nd down.
imagine i was scammed my hard earned 5k by a 17year old girl while i am 28years old man, this wil not happen if i didnt stop pmo.

You see my friend, you have an uncontrolled love for sex, and that's a BIG problem. I think I've said this on this thread before.

The redpills we digest here are mere texts, but what we should be dealing with is our biology (your love for sex in this case).

You see, the girl was able to take your money because she had a weapon (a biological weapon) which you had no bulletproof for. With that weapon, all the texts you ingest here WILL FAIL! I'll write more on this later.

Now, addressing the issue at hand, if someone told you to masturbate and then they'll pay you 5k, would you not masturbate happily? If masturbation could save you 5k and the 5k is important to you, then the only logical thing to do financially and logically speaking is to masturbate! The sperm you'll "waste" will be produced withing minutes/hours, however, the money you've lost to the 17 year old babe will take DAYS of HARD WORK to remake. Lol.

I've said it before that redpill will NOT help you if you love sex tooo much. You should control you sexual desire. Just as you can culture yourself to only take a shît at a particular hour of the day, you can culture your love for sex as well. While you try disciplining yourself with the various methods that exist, you can go ahead with the masturbation until you attain the discipline I write about. Your sexual discipline is the only TRUE bulletproof vest that can save you from the weapons girls weld, and not the "redpill".

As for masturbation killing you ginger/motivation, I'll like to break it to you, being the medical student that I am, that it might have to do with your psychology. And the earlier you stop believing that masturbation kills your ginger, the better for you. Wait...lemme explain:

You see, masturbation killing your motivation is kind of linked to your unsuppressed sexual urge with ladies. If the motivation you speak of is money making-related, then I can tell you that a big part of you only want to make money to be able to "impress" the ladies and have sex with them (which is normal for the majority of men), and that's part of the danger I've write about: when you cum, the urge/motivation to do those things die down temporarily since you've orgàsmed (which was your subconscious motive in the first place, remember?)

When you condition yourself to believe drinking water can be harmful, trust me, you're gonna start feeling funny whenever you drink water. Same with masturbation! Of course when you masturbate, you feel relaxed and motivation to do certain things may fall temporarily because of the chemicals your brain releases, but that doesn't mean it has to be that way. You have no idea how flexible the outcome of orgàsms can be, that's why you see other people saying they only get motivated when they orgasm, masturbate, or have sex, etc. Even if you explore the spiritual ideologies of masturbation, you'll encounter two kinds of people, the Pro Masturbation and Anti Masturbation people 50/50.

Summary: masturbate more if it will save you money. Money is more important than sperms, your sperms are infinite. It's kind of like your saliva as a man.

Advise: discipline yourself with sex and the ladies. The the one big solution to your problem. Some argue that you can't learn sexual discipline as a man unless you're born with less testosterone or something, but that's bullcrap I think, lol.

P.S
There are men who are "naturally" redpilled as related to "simping", and one thing these men have in common is sexual discipline. Once you achieve that, trust me, you'll no longer need to read a single text on this thread to remain redpilled and never go back to simping.

Food for thought: Money doesn't grow like sperms in your balls.

P.P.S
I'm kind of like a pervert. Care to explain how she took your 5k?

Wait o op, please I can't see your first sentence very well. Is it "La clickito la bendito" or "la click la bend"? Please I need clarification.

We want action film. Talk is cheap

The next time she does that, just quietly do as if you're not seeing her. When she enters the kitchen, get up and walk into the kitchen. Stand right behind her and yank the towel she ties on her breasts. She'll try to hold it back, immediately, yank the one she ties on her waist down.

Push her against the wall while using your left hand to close her mouth. Use your right hand to mix her vag like concree, and remove your left hand from her mouth and give her a deep French kiss while pressing her breasts with your chest. Feel it.

Without warning, chuk you penis in her vagîna and shart humping like a mad dog with your lips still on hers. Her vagîna will be wetter and warmer than normal as her whole body shakes in ecstacy. Your girlfriend will walk in at that point, but it will be too late to have the willpower to pull out. Keep humping as your girlfriend screams in shock. This should turn you on even more...so much more that you won't be able to hold back the flood of sperms gathering in your balls. Release it ALL inside her RAW. Then pull out and pack your things and leave.

Although it's goodbye to your girlfriend, it will be worth it.

P.S
Shebi this is what you wanted us to say to you, idiôt. Lol

Not my problem. Everyday marriage wahala this, marriage wahala that. Shebi if I refuse to marry, non of these will be my problem

Hmm. That babe eh. She was like come let's go. Those bàstards can do you nothing, na my boys dem be

The thing you all should know is that
IF you love sex toooo much (even as a "redpiller", you'll pay for it in the end. Mark my words. And the payment go heavy. If you know, you know

Men don't understand because if the roles were reverse it wouldn't make sense because women do not physically threaten men.

But here, lemme try:
- Imagine you're a man and constantly being catcalled and groped by 7ft tall gay dudes with huge muscles.

- You are utterly repulsed by them and if they decided to rape you there isn't anything you could do about it. You can carry a gun and hope they aren't also carrying a gun, or you can have your own 7ft gay dude (husband/boyfriend) escort you everywhere (in return you must let that gay dude Bleep you)

- Also the gay dude can implant small human beings that grow in your ass for 9 months

...and they control most institutions in society.

I think this is what it means to be in a woman's shoes/to be a woman. Did I try?

P.S
In my next post, I might try explaining what it means to be a man to ladies 😁

Here 👇

The.Little.Mermaid.2023.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL

So, have you seen it? How was the acting from the black girl? I've noticed that Disney wouldn't hesitate to cast a crappy actor/actress when the aim at that Diversity nonsense. Save me some time if you've seen it. Did she deliver?

3. If she's clickito bendito

Thanks OP. I guess there's nothing wrong with me, a full grown hairy balled man getting a ticket to see ((((Barbie)))). Thanks but no thanks

Imagine being a guy and ignoring MI7 to see a Barbie movie. And oh, before you come for my neck, let me make something clear: Barbie is a movie for Little girls. Thanks

P.S
$0.05 has been deposited in your account (unless of course you're shilling this movie for free)

Well, first of all the film is directed by a literal tranny whom all her past 10,000 tweets, 9,950 of them were her rambling about how much she hated men. She later (ironically) decided to become a "man" by trooning out. Lol. Hopefully she'll now get girls attention since men weren't giving her any. Lol, I'm being sarcastic of course. Put HER on your suicide watch list. Lol. Jk, or am I?

Then as for the movie, it's something. While it is not a Puss in Boots: Last Wish, it's great. I'm obviously never gonna recommend it to any friend nor family member (and God forbid I show it to a kid), but if you cut out the eye sores of the few (about 4 gay/implied g@y scenes and a literally g@y kissing at the end), you'll find out that you'll enjoy it greatly as an animation lover. The g@y scenes can easily be cut (and I'm pretty sure a g@y hater like myself out there has already edited this movie to remove all those scenes) without you noticing based on how disconnectable they are.

The Demon/monster girl carries the movie. The voice acting from all the characters were A-grade. The humour and action were great as well. Nice story (with the g@yness scratched out of course, lol)

Some (even some conservatives) have described it as a smart way of ridiculing "wokeness". Others blatantly say it is a woke movie. So it might greatly depend on your sense of humor.

Others say it is balanced tho.

OurTruth on the beats
We're following

IconicR:
He will build his own but hope you'll look for a decent job other than being a porn star

Damn

You guys should keep the vawulence coming

> sticks his dïck in ass instead of vag

Congratulations op, you're the GFOAT (Greatest Faggôt Of All Time)

Is marriage only for sexing couples?

If I was a girl, I'll be using formats like this to deal with guys. Being a girl makes it way more easier to cheat this life, but seems like most girls are too dumb to realize and perfectly execute these formats

You're not upto 25 so you still have the liberty to technically do stuff with underaged (legally speaking). I won't go into details to encourage you, but in dealing with "underaged" matters, a few number of years gap is acceptable, but yours is slightly too far apart.

I don't know how matured she looks but e for make more sense if she don reach like 16 and you never cross 19/20.

11 to 14 years girls are usually on a borderline of frisky and innocent. If they get too comfortable with you, you'll see them always jumping on you and hugging you etc. From experience, the way they do it is sexual, and at the same time innocent, which spells confusion. So I'll advise you to just allow her.

Dbull, I'll encourage you to keep doing what you're doing. Yeah, this childishness thing. At least it's something, and it's something entertaining. Actually all your threads make me laugh, and your name "Dbull" don already stick for my head.

All you need to do is cook up a stupidly funny lyrics to match your personality on nairaland and n'a so your blow go come.

There are at least quarter a million active users on nairaland, and a good number of them already know your name.

logicalhumour:
I once saw the gif of the lady beating the man. It was kind of hilarious That woman you see in the pic get temper o. The way she keat and kicked the guy anyhow eh. He totally ignored her tho

Here's the link https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/10wn3bh/wife_beats_husband_immediately_after_he_came_home/

I once saw the gif of the lady beating the man. It was kind of hilarious That woman you see in the pic get temper o. The way she keat and kicked the guy anyhow eh. He totally ignored her tho

Jovialjune1:
Medic isonu, go and return your certificate, you don't deserve it.

Dey play

What's the refresh rate? It's annoying that each time people write about phones, they skip that part. Refresh rate is one of the most important aspect of a phone for me.

Medic here. DON'T give head to a woman. It's reckless. If anything, it's safer to suck dïck than suck vj

Nice thread. Lol

fourboys:
That toy phone got me

For me it's the "radio frequency channel" account balance