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JackDaAlienz:
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Bleep the police
Bleep the politicans
Bleep the oloshos
Bleep the Yahoo boys
Bleep the lawyers
Bleep the landlords
Bleep the lecturers

Happy Workers Day..

Why lawyers tho 🤔
Just curious.

But how am I supposed to have sex?

eventainment:
I can't do without an android phone. Just the power of termux alone cannot be over emphasized. If you want to fully enjoy coding benefits with cellie. Android champions that niche

A swr. Termux is a beast.
The last time I wanted to buy a phone, I consider led an iPhone. I then thought of:
1. Termux
2. Acode
3. The fact that I crack all my premium apps, and the huge distros of cracked apps and free apps repost at my finger tips

Android feels like home. I then decided to get an iPhone only if it isn't gonna be my only phone. Lol

Sucre6:
Chai I for buy am, but I no like the colour, una no get purple colour own?

You be mumu 🤣🤣🤣

superlanny:
I totally agree, and a lot of Nigerians have bad hand washing routine, it is a fact, and our mobile phones are a meeting point for all the bacteria we have been accumulating all day, week and months. If some people remove their phone case cover for you, you will be so disgusted.

What you see when seeing "dirty" brown phone case that was formally transparent is not actually dirt, you idiot. Haha

It's just the material used in making it. It eventually gets that way. Barely using you phone in daylight causes that coloration (the case absorbs UV light).

I'm not saying our phones are the cleanest stuff, but as a scientist, I'll need a swab from both your toilet seat, and phone to investigate the amount, and most importantly, the types of bacteria on them.

From our head to toes, both internally and externally are full of microorganisms. Most of the microorganisms are good ones and help us remain alive. Normally, you'll find them plenty in your kitchen, pot, food, etc. You'll also find then in your toilet, etc. It's most likely not going to be a big deal if micros from your phone get into your stomach, but if the ones in your toilet, for example, get into your system, e go be wahala.

We romance our phones daily, go and be romancing any public toilet seat daily and see how it goes
Let's be guided please

I dey drag ear now o...
Be careful when "cutting off" a FAMILY member. If your husband can cheat with your mother, he'll cheat with your housemaid, friend, sister or any other random girl outside!

By the time your husband falls your hand, whom do you think you can run to? You family—your mother.

Dey there dey play. If this kind of thing can pain you to the extent of cutting family off, then you should be more worried about your husband. He'll do it again.

It's just a dic*k. Bad advise but you can sleep with a random man outside (secretly) just to get back at him. That will relieve your urge to cut off your mom (do not do this. *wink*)


P.S
Of course, I know it's either fake or copied.

Based and cool and I actually like jap girls

TheRealMalcolmX:


One of the reasons why even if Nigeria separates, the status quo will persist. It has never been about north Vs south, Muslim Vs Christian or One tribe Vs another tribe.........It has always been about the elites Vs the masses..............in the struggle for resources..................

All these western countries that keep starting and funding wars so they can sell their weapons should remember that nothing lasts forever.

What is this one saying. Do you know anything about the current war in Sudan or you're just making guesses?

From the 1983 war ie. when the military regime tried to impose Sharia Law as its main law to "Islamicize" all of Sudan, tensions (which has led to this current war have been based on religion!)

Right now it's about who will be in control of the transition since they've tasted what it looks like if a Muslim keeps control. Their "split" was a complicated one and this is an important war if things must not reset to square one.

Do you research before you post abeg.

...and about Nigeria splitting. It will definitely bring about mutual respect in the country. We're not even saying Split, we're saying Restructure which will bring about the same mutual respect since everyone will know their worth outside this senseless quota system. Smh

erenax:
Trying to update my phone but it gets stuck here

Bro, which theme do you use please?

SouthSouth1914:
Funny.. sperm does not stay whitish for long!

Don't mind him. The way the leg was even photographed. That might be OP's semen and leg in his mother's shoes

MrBrownJay1:
nobody is forcing you to buy these artists musc, while Twitter is forcing people to pay every month for some yeye useless blue tick...

its called FREEDOM OF CHOICE! whats next? Twitter will now say you need to pay 100$ for a profile and everybody should pay, abi?

But bros, twitter isn't forcing anyone na? Just like buying music, isn't buying the Tick optional?

Very smart move from Elon Musk.
Elon Musk added a feature for anyone to pay for people who had legacy Blue Tick, and now several celebs are getting back their Blue Tick as a result of fans paying for them.

LOL. That means Elon Musk still get the money one way or the other.

Seriously, their rants have been making me laugh since. Why does the idea of having to buy or subscribe to something enrage them so much? They then turn around and want us to pay for their music etc.

They better start paying Daddy Elon.

Yeah, time to pay daddy Elon or GTFO

omoredia:
The name is not even catchy at all. Who doesn't know the sky is blue? Dumb

Are you OK?
That's exactly why the name is good.
Jack should goan enjoy retirement instead of thinking of just another "social media"

Fake a$s post sha, but strong woman

Leiylau:
You know he is blinded by teachings of Jesus but go about insulting my good aunty sisterfire for correcting you about your strong love for Jesus Christ and hate on dracos . Arent u castigating Jehovah and Allah in this same topic ,or are you saying Jesus is good but Yahweh/Allah is bad? . You are just confusing yourself like right now, telling us Jesus is good but reptilians are behind evil and brainwashing on earth.

OK, I'm liking where this is going

For: ask.audio/articles/music-theory-exploring-the-432hz-tuning-debate

Against: ask.audio/articles/music-theory-432-hz-tuning-separating-fact-from-fiction

Cooleasy:
How can one know the difference between the music that belong to which of the two frequencies?

For example, this unusual music 'Nirvana' by El Bosco; I found something heavenly about it and became drawn to it and other similar music, including subliminal affirmations. How do I know which frequency they belong to?

Just download a good music player. Here's one (the best I've used actually). It's called "Oto Music". Offline lyrics and normal/Synced Lyrics downloader for any song; clean; NO ADS, Neatly arrange your songs by artists, their albums, etc.; artist bio/album or song info, etc. And most importantly, the music's frequency.
In the highlighted region, you'll notice a 44.1khz, this is the range OP is warning you about. Your target should be around 43khz.

Bonus: Search "Spotiflyer F-droid" and download. It's a music downloader. Spotiflyer is independent of Oto Music, it's just a cool downloader where you can just copy a track or album's url from Spotify, Youtube/YouTube Music, Soundcloud, Gaana, etc and just download the song with meta data! Thank me later 🤭

But seriously, I wonder what OurTruth247 means by "Frequency of the universe" because everything in our universe actually vibrate at different frequencies.

I'll post 2 links in my post below to two arguments for and against this music frequency stuff. Read and decide.

By the way, if you like Nirvana by El Bosco, you might like Diamonds on the Water, Echoes in Rain, Sacta Maria, Sumiregusa; all by Enya

LordReed:
The sphinx is a monolithic carved structure, meaning it was not built by assembling different pieces. Rather it was carved from a limestone bedrock.

Can you verify if the pyramids were also built this way?

KnownUnknown:
Why didn't these people prioritize the streets they walked on? The answer is staring us in the face. They weren't the ones that built those structures. They found them.

It's also possible that the species who built them didn't need roads since I like to believe that they kinda used hover board-ish tech to navigate without touching the actual ground.

Ourtruth247:
Even more interesting is the theory that the drawing in the carving is actually a representation of saturn passing the Pleiades cluster. I'm not going to lie, the resemblance is striking. But again, it's all open to interpretation

LOL. This is not the first time those blurdy Sumerians have wowed us. Those fűckęrs even knew about the rings of Neptune and Co. in their time. We were only recently able to create telescopes powerful enough to see those rings other than the obvious ones of Saturn. Lol

jaephoenix:
Obviously you are not a geneticist or biologist. Your ignorance glows.
If that was how we were supposed to look like, how come her children didn’t carry her genes? Not even her height, hair etc were carried as a recessive gene.
Listen, Zana's case is a case of genetic mutation. Our ancestors had tails but due to evolution, we lost ours, and what we have is a vestigial tail. You can Google coccyx, if you wanna learn. Now, some babies still grow full fledged tails which are surgically excised.
Please do your research properly. We aren't all ignorant here

Well, me, I'm an actual medical student. After studying Embryology and DNA-related Biochemistry, I realize we'll NEVER be able to comprehend the kind of intelligence that went into what we call "our" DNA today.

A mind blowing differentiation occurs in the process of making a human, starting from Cleavage. You know the size of a cell, and yes, the whole you was once about that size. Starting from when the Morula is formed (please Google my terms if you need to), every tiny "sub-cellular" entity in the zygote acts like they have brains on their own. I can confidently tell you that when forming Zana's children's physiques, these "cells" were able to tell that it was a deprecated version, and chose to go the other way.

I know it seems like you know too much to yourself, but after learning deep Embryology and related topics about the way our cells differentiate during formation, you'll realize that you know nothing! It's not just you, me too. We weren't made to comprehend these things, the farther and deeper you go, the angrier you become: one of the sole reason I've refused to procreate in this life. I might change my mind, but for now it seems to me that I'm running a fö0l's errand.

So, in summary, OP isn't as dvmb as you think. The more you know, the clearer OP gets. Lol.

Our truth is back!!!!

For some reason, this development reminds me of the recent palliative saga where the COVID-19 palliatives were misused.

Is the disbursement of this N600bn for subsidy palliatives going to be a transparent process?

Today, I helped 5 people do the exact same thing. 3 guys, 2 girls.

All the guys tanked me profusely, one of them even blessed me and jokingly prayed I marry a good wife.

But the girls? One literally didn't thank me nor say anything, the other barely said "Thanks"

God might have to deliver me. I saw "Oral..." and my mind autocompleted the sentence to something else. I was like how can "Oral...*" kill people?

What have I turned into? Ahhh

I hear that the law in France requires that Hakimi's wife splits her wealth between herself and her husband since she's apparently richer than the husband
How true is this?
Is it that Hakimi just can't stop winning?

Bro, that's a Wind Scorpion. Where did you find it?

Cyberterror:
You should not have hidden from your AI the crucial fact that section 299 of the constitution of Nigeria declares that the FCT is considered a state ie it is equal in status to the 36 defined states. And that the constitution is superior and takes precedence over any other law(in this case, the electoral act) that is in conflict with it.

Well, I asked it: "Does section 299 of the constitution of Nigeria which declares that the FCT is considered a state change anything?"

And it responded: "Section 299 of the Nigerian Constitution (1999), as amended, does declare that the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) shall be treated as if it were one of the states in Nigeria. However, this provision does not affect the specific requirement for presidential election results, which states that a winning candidate must receive at least 25% of the votes cast in the FCT, in addition to meeting the other requirements.

So, even though the FCT is considered a state for the purpose of the constitution, the requirement for presidential election results still applies to the FCT, and a winning candidate must receive at least 25% of the votes cast there in order to be declared the winner of the presidential election in Nigeria."