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Kingray10:
Go and watch QUEEN AND SLIM.
if you are not strong hrted you will weep like a bby

Yeah, saw that one. The car sex scene was great!
[spoiler👇]
Too bad it ended in a sad way. Lol
I saw it long ago...i remember not liking the Snitch at all but then, Queen and Slim were kinda doomed anyways (probably not death tho) so accepting a $500k cash prize on their heads seemed like a smart thing to do. Lol

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God. These people are sooo fuçking advanced. We just de play

Tinubu for like channel the money go infrastructures sha. E get why

Something just told me it was going to be this picture. Lol. But seriously, op. Try find job sha.

I noticed that obedients are silently watching or have moved on. It's just the Tinubu supporters masturbating over the idea that Obidients are pained. Get a life and stop dedicating this much time to your tormentors... It's messed up.

Tranquility2345:
Shut the fukk up you short ugly sexually frustrated man with bad breath that can only nack a woman you call your wife by raping her. Tueh!!!

Mon Dieu!

This is getting pathetic and even funnier! Sometimes I wonder how plebeians like yourself even survive a day with your room temperature IQs. Your kind was created just for my entertainment. Please keep going. I'll end up exusting every essense of your being. That's what I do to your kind. You're prey

Tranquility2345:
This sexually frustrated slow poke dey advocate for rape. I pity anybody wey go listen to this stupid advice…

How do you cope with the fact that you have a way below-average IQ? Lol. Your kind should never quote me. I'm not surprised that I upset your sensibilities with a block of texts. It's just how you're wired my little friend. You're not meant to understand many things

Rtk4:
(I'm a doctor),

No, I don't think you are. Because if you were, you must have passed ANA 202 and gone deep into Gynaecology. And you must have known the various types of hymens, and the fact that some never seem to be "broken" even after so many body counts.

She says she's HIV positive from birth, and you just believe her? Lol. You're kidding right? That's even if this story is real because these days it's like Seu.n is paying some kind of people to be constantly cooking up stories for us here. Entertaining tho.

JerkyChan:

So gentlemen in the house, what is the SOLUTION to this situation? And how can we prevent getting to that point of sexlessless in marriages?

It's easier than you think. Lol.

If your wife is acting up for sex, here's what to do:

Don't try initiating it the first time, just tell her "Sex. Now."
She'll protest as usual. Don't talk. Allow her to leave. While she's leaving. Jump up and catch her. Pin her neck to the bed, and her hands to the other side, drag her panties down while using your knees to part her legs. Penetrate her Vag from behind.

She'll start by struggling, next, she'll start insulting you which will eventually lead to her begging you, and finally crying. By the time she starts crying you should be near finishing. Finish, and then hit her on the butt with your palms in a way that'll actually pain her, then give her an evil smirk/smile.


The next time you want to do, give her that evil smirk. Immediately she sees the smirk, she'll want to run away. Hold her down wherever she is, be it on the floor, and do it right there. This way she'll know you've overpowered her.

After a few day, she'll want you guys to talk it out. She'll come humbly complaining to you to stop doing her that way. Listen to her with genuinely keen interest, let her pour out her heart. Nod to everything she says, but don't say a word. When she's done, tell her "It's OK honey, I've heard you."
She'll thank you profusely, and turn around to leave. Jump up immediately and drag her down, do it right there. She'll cry and cry. When you're done, hug her and cuddle her gently like you want her to sleep while giving her the evil smirk.

This is the only way a man can get sex all through marriage whenever he wants it. There's no mercy in marriage. You're either the sheep or the wolf.

What I noticed is that Obidients are either just silently watching or have moved on already. It's just the Tinubu supporters always masturbating to the idea that Obidients are pained.

You guys should focus on your lives please. Lol

Lol. What I noticed is that Obidients are either just silently watching or have moved on already. It's just the Tinubu supporters always masturbating to the idea that Obidients are pained. Lol

Take a cube of sugar and place it on the floor. Wait until an ant (those small small black ones) stumbles upon it (preferably a female ant—I noticed it's the female ones that like amebo a lot). She will rush to go and tell her fellow ant friends of the big find.

Then pick the cube of sugar from the floor and hide it. Hide yourself in one corner and be watching them. When her and her friends return, her friends will now start thinking she is a liar! She'll now star acting confused

What he did was wrong. It's possible that she saw an Indian film while pregnant and her subconscious reengineered the zygote's DNA into that of an Indian. Please let's be guided.

Surprise surprise

akwesenana:
Abeg analyse marijuana for me. How bad is it instrincally and how bad is it when compared to cigarette and alcohol.

Oooohhhh friend.... You're looking for heavenly vawulence o

Nyascobar1414:
Love, to men is all about sacrifice.

Love to vvomen is benefit oriented.


Marriage to men was/is all about love..

Marriage to vvomen was/is all about survival..

Go and Marry; Lol!

"Love, to men is all about sacrifice."
Just dey play. Lol.

I understand men's Biochemistry of Love (and I'm talking literal Medical Biochemistry here), and what if I told you that men don't jump into love for "sacrifice", but for a literal selfish desire (benefit) —just as the women. They just jump in without thinking, and make certain commitments that end up with so much responsibilities on their path; they then realize how much of a failure they'd truly be if they cannot tend to the responsibilities they created out of the blue. However, by that time, it'll be 15 years too late to turn around.

I just hope that the red pill on this thread does not make some of you begin to see men as saints. Lol.

Love to men was never about sacrifice, lol. We just like to think that way.

If you're swallowing the red pill, swallow it completely abeg. It's not really a men-sympathy pill. Men are not innocent, lol. No gender is. The two genders go into relationships for their selfish reasons, just that women tend to beat men hands down in the game. Swallow the red pill properly and try using it to win instead, lol.

Men aren't saints/sacrificial father-Christmases, they're just dumber in "love".

P.S
I hope this pill meets someone well
Just kidding. I actually hope it scatters everything you've ever thought of yourself as a man: you are not innocent. You are selfish, just as the selfish woman. You're just a bunch of selfish HUMANS...all of you. As for me, I'm no longer human

P.Sx2
While someone's selfishness may make him/her a winner in the end (most women), the selfishness of another might make him/her a loser in the end (most men). I won't go further

Bye bye

Why do you guys like forcing "self improvement" on red pill na? Lol. "self improvement" is Self improvement, durrrr.

Red pill is just red pill abeg. You swallow it properly doesn't automatically make you richer or improved or something. It literally just gives you a taste of the world from another angle, simple.

Based on the concept of the red pill on this thread, if you think women are saints, it simply proves to you that they're not. Like wise to men. Self improvement/finance is a standalone thing. You can improve yourself/finance even when blue-pilled. Lol.

Infact, a very high level of red pill in this realm we live in is to stop "improving" yourself physically/financially, and ONLY focus on the spiritual aspect of your essence. If you don't know what I just talked about, then you don't know. Lol.

Red pill na red pill abeg. It's just means digesting a view you were unlikely to agree to in your past. No dey associate am with all those money and self-improvement thing abeg. Why do you think this thread was made in Romance instead of Lifestyle or Business section?

By the way, this thread's red pill is red pill related to gender dinamics. Don't sugar-quote it. Of course you can drop stuff to help people who want to improve, but it is what it is: strictly redpill (nature of women and men, and the relationships that exist between them).

Thanks

I dey fear o... Because like say I no get anyone
God abeg 🤲

obiekunie01:
But the indian man mumu sha!

HOW CAN YOU BE TELLING A MAN WITH GUN HOW MUCH HE IS OWEING YOU!

I don't understand. Was that not the info the police man came to know? Or was the indian supposed to say "You're not owing me?"
Lol

Kobojunkie:
Go get a life and stop creating these useless threads for attention which you seem deprived of in your life abeg!

Oh, please! Where you not entertained?

^^^
@Dexter08

What if I told you that the "black" behaviour was (mostly) genetic?

And what if I also told you that you shared false statistics according to the Census Bureau's Current Population Survey?

As per slave or what?

If all soldiers were like this, we would have liked them

God. What is this world turning into?
Everywhere I turn to, I see heavenly vawulence. Like everywhere.

heartofcity12:

"GP tank stomachs"

Please let's be guided. This kind of heavenly vawulence is reserved only for the Gods to post 🤣🤣🤣

Octopusssy:
Better. Speak for yourself

BusinessPlan22:
U are a uselesss container.
Personalize it

No dear, I do not need to personalize it.
From both the scientific and spiritual view (or wherever you stand) of our bodies, we are indeed useless.

The bible literally calls our bodies vessels that can be used and discarded by God.

And scientifically, after death comes degradation (literal decay). Our bodies house our DNA, and if we pass it on to our offspring, then technically we were only containers for that DNA that remained somewhat alive after our death and decay to literal dust, making us the useless containers I speak of.

Shae you gerrit now?

Divoc19:
Let them chose one;

1. Come back to Africa and get a husband asap

2. Keep waiting for Allah over there

You were not supposed to spill this kind of vawulence na comrade. Some vawulences are reserved just for the Gods in heaven

Congrats to her. She had the guts to do the very thing nearly all humans pusșy away from. Mad respect to anyone who can take their own life! Overcoming that fear of the unknown isn't easy.

The reality is that even the one who loved her the most would move on and someday (very soon) start laughing with friends again. Na so life be. We just come to Eat, Grow, born pikin, and Die. We do not even know why we do this... We are useless containers.

"Only the living receive pain."
She was smart enough to understand that phrase in a deeper level.

Wait? Did I just read that you paid for what you didn't order?

Marriage (the convenctional/ideal marriage) can only work if we live in a sociaty where you just born plenty so the children can help in your trade. But we've kind of moved from that era. Na only mumu man dey marry these days