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I don't see a problem here.

Several times when me and my gang stole neighbors' fowls' eggs when we were 7 yrs, we ate that shiiii.

Recently my grandma cooked one for me. It was really crunchy. You might be tempted to remove the little feathers before crunching away, but don't! It tastes better with the feathers trust me.

Also, before I forget, start eating it from the head, and don't remove the beak first. Really good stuff, especially when half done.

Yeah. Initially she made me feel very uncomfortable... Like the way she looks at my wife. Those first few months it was almost as it she lived with us.

I swear to God, I nearly enter ceiling one day to hide and monitor them when they thought I was away. I swear if that woman walks in on us doing the do, she'll attempt to do me with a strap-on, and I'm afraid she'll overpower me!

There are people that will be complaining.

Do you know how hard their work is? If it depended on you what will you do? In fact for a country like Nigeria, we need 3 good years to actually prepare a budget. Don't you know they have to consider the citizens individually? Based on our population, we need about 600 days. And guess what? We have just 365 (minus 2 days/week). Cut our senators a slack and give them a break. They're trying. Is it because of the small money they receive that people will be roasting them anyhow?

Well done senators!

Exactly!
Men are too stubborn and won't listen.
From the 500k, you know she needs like 250k for stuff she mustn't explain to you. And yes, the 250k isn't part of the 50k you should give her for hair maintenance (not making new hair, I said MAINTENANCE).

THAT'S 300K, but will she eat sand? You have to give her feeding allowance for at least 3k/day which is just 90k/month to support her feeding.

Also whenever she comes to your house to give you good knacking, will she trek? She's somebody's daughter o. Assuming she'll come to your house once or max twice a month to knack you, that should be 10k per trip.

Now what will be left for you, or for some of her emergencies just incase the miscellaneous 250k gets exusted before your next pathetic salary of 500k? As in, can't you see how pretty she is particularly when she does makeup and wears that her fine attachment? What's wrong with you! After all the guys disturbing her, she makes time for you and you can't even appreciate her with enough love (money). You must be kazzzy.

Ladies, gentlemen, gather ‘round! You’ve just witnessed the undeniable truth about sex: a high-stakes transfusion where your genitals double as a Soul ATM. Scientists and demons don't want you to know these facts.

Here are some facts:
1. Sex is just blood trading
Sperm is basically blood that got lost on its way and became sperm cells instead of red blood cells. Why else is it red when you ejaculate. And vaginal penetration? Clearly a reverse Capri-Sun puncture—your diick is siphoning her youth like a Mai Ruwa's hose. Checkmate, doubting Thomases.

2. Older partners drain your life-force
Ever notice how grandpas date 20-somethings and suddenly start doing CrossFit? Coincidence? No! They’re downloading your vitality via our in-born biological Wi-Fi (Womb-internet Frequency). Science calls this "love," but real ones know it’s just soul embezzlement. Be warned! Scientists don't want you to know this.

3. Jump-aging
If you’ve ever seen a 30-year-old who looks 50, congratulations! You’ve witnessed a soul heist. Their partner literally age-hopped like a supernatural check-kiter. This is why divorce rates are high—you can’t split stolen youth in court. Can't you see how Regina is getting old, and Ned getting younger? Open your eyes.

In conclusion: Sex is either a blood pact, a clinical trial for Draconians. Stay celibate, stay confused, and only fûck with your age mates. That way, the exchange will be negligible as you're gaining as much as they're gaining from you when you both gloriously oorgarsm together.

Good day!

ogaprime:
Good one Mr Seun. But I feel nairaland needs a UX and interface total overhauling. It is 20years of same design and appearance.

Lol. If Seun changes the UI of nairaland, I'll be the first to leave this place. Sites like nairaland are one of the very few sane webpages/websites on the internet right now.

Just for site to look "cool", you'll see those unreasonable (probably dumb) web devs loading libraries of 10 mb just to print fancy text and auto-scroll my page, hell no!

Nairaland is perfect. Why do you think people (including you, lol) like this shiiit hole?

If it's TikTok now, you'll see them doing trends. Very laughable

We understand that they have some nice tech. But how hard can marching be, really.

In addition to my post above 👆, here's one secret if you want to do content creation:

1. Log in to several social media and notice what is trending
2. Also use other people's accounts/devices and notice what they like watching
3. Write down what is common with all the content they consume (not only common content but technical aspects like the environment they shot the content, and the transitions they used, the genre of the soundtracks of any, etc)
4. WRITE DOWN these observations for several months.

Trends change, but in the end, they're all connected. Pick the connecting link between the trends (even the forgotten ones), and build your own content around that not-so-obvious link you must have discovered by the end of this experiment.

Senkasa:
Good morning house.

I'm in my mid twenties and want to learn a digital skill that's not related to tech but i need valuable suggestions.

...

I have enough time and data to learn whatever valuable skill you may suggest.. i just need guidance on which path (skill) to follow (learn)

We live in strange times, my friend.

Things (online things) don't just catch on these days because you're:
1. At the mercy of algorithms (this is why your chances are super slim from making it as a content creator)

2. At the mercy of Indians willing to work $100 job for just $0.25

And even if you start up a business (physical business) —I'm not here to demoralize you—but there's a 90% chance it'll fail, especially in Nigeria.

I've been a computer programmer for like a decade an half, and I've also been a freelance writer. But I can't even tell you to "learn to code" or learn how to write anymore. Freelance writing peaked in 2021. It's toast now. I've dropped that because all my current platforms that paid serious money back in the day...no work anymore. It's either AI or Indians, I'm sure.

What is saving me right now is that I'm a programmer, and I'm creative. I have several services running online where users subscribe (NOTE that my profit isn't coming from stupid shiiiit like Adsence/mob. It's from actual subscribers). As bad as things are, there are still innumerable things humans haven't come up with if you think about it. If you're creative (as in think shiiiit out of nothing), then I'll advise you to LEARN HOW TO BUILD Stuff, and put out there for people to buy. Even that is not a guarantee as I've noticed people are more stingy with their money these days. Can you blame them?

In summary, everything is toast! Especially all those online things like Amazon-[insert whatever name here] (yeah, they have a handful of services that people are supposed to earn from).

I don't want to type too long so as not to risk talking plenty without saying anything, but then, based on what you are familiar with:

1. Content creation — you'll have to think real hard and come up with some interesting niche like doing something funny, but then one day, it's more likely that the platform's (E.g., TikTok) algorithms will just throw you into the pit and give you depression.

2. Freelancing. Seriously, all the legit platforms I know of no longer pay. And I know a handful.

Advise: sorry, question: Are you willing to learning physical stuff, or must it be an online skill?

BOTTOM LINE: It's not about what you learn/know. It's about how creative you are with it—as in doing the things you currently know but in a different way.

Back in the days of 2013 when we started coding, it was very difficult for our sites to exist without Google services links on our sites. I kinda hated the fact that I was feeding companies like Google, but what could I do? Nothing. I couldn't sit and take the time to rewrite/reverse engineer their tools.

Fast-forward to 2025:
After lazily using AI to do menial programming tasks, I watched them get better. I also hate the fact that I'm feeding these monstrous AI companies (same reason why I've always hated open source) but what can I do?!

But recently I realized that with just a carefully written prompt, one can create those big tools we all use eg Google Analytics, of which I did! And it even feels better as I only have what I need (no useless features), lightweight, and fast! I used Deepseek BTW.

I hardly attach all those creepy scripts (js, css, etc from 3rd parties these days). I just make mine, to achieve just what I want!

I highly recommend doing this. Seriously, dish some of those companies and make your own shiiii. It's only a few minutes to get it to work!

End the dependency!

recently I realized that with just a carefully written prompt, one can create those big tools we all use eg Google Analytics, of which I did! And it even feels better as I only have what I need (no useless features), lightweight, and fast! I used Deepseek BTW.

I want to sell $70 (PayPal GnS)
what's the current rate?

BTW LA click LA Bendel state
Did I just hear "la clickito la bendito punito?"

bump

Link us oga

One thing the two groups have in common is their hate for Christians. Muslims hate Christians, the Jews hate Christians as well. So if you're a Christian and you're taking sides instead of enjoying the movie with sweet flavored popcorn, then you're missing out.

Matrix137:
A billionaire from who's money? Oh I get it from the gullible sheeple he has been scamming in the name of offering and tithe? Okay.

Mohbad was able to make money because people were willing to listen to him, but not enough. More people listen to the pastor instead. You call the pastor's followers gullible, but you can't see that Mohbad and the pastor are in, matter-of-factly, in the same trade. Lol

Be calming down if not you'll become used to speaking/writing too early.

BloomingDale:
You guys should go seek help for your strong envy of successful women. Envy leds to hatred and eventually leds to murder.

1. I'm not happy for her
2. I do not envy her
3. I'm not jealous of her
4. I do not hate her, neither do I like her.

I just don't care. Indifferent. Perhaps if you were a guy with a little understanding of dark humour, you'll understand my joke.

iTroll:
The life of a simp is very very hard

These kinds of screenshots are hilarious. In fact, I'll rather men remain "simps" so at least I can be getting dozes of these kinds of screenshots for my reading pleasure

Don't trust teaching Hospitals. House doctors go through at least 72h "shift" at least on the normal

Imagine her making a strong smelly poop in the morning while making direct eye contact with you.

I come in peace.

What is fûcking wrong with Nigerians?! I swear I'm gonna shoot someone the next Mohbad headline I see. WTF

You have no idea how common this (not the pus-like thing tho) is among women over 40. I've encountered many complaining about things moving around their body. In the hospital, we do not see anything.

Ask her if the thing has ever come out. We once got a report of the thing coming out. We told her to bring it next time it does, and she did.

Ask her and get back to me when you can.

Will his pricky too be longer than his age? E get why I ask. Some women go fit abuse this child

OP, this is embarrassing
LOL. Are you new to block chain and crypto or what?

"Wallets services" just take almost anything that looks correct and "assign" a new "wallet" to it. Open Trust wallet for example and click the import with private key option, and enter any random words to the required number and see how a wallet will be opened for that phrase. Same thing happens with private keys.

I haven't confirmed the news, but it's obvious that France doesn't give a fûck about any of her colonies.

Chochovini:
. Logicalhumuor, YOU ARE VEEEERY WRONG. I can assure you from the Holy Bible that speech in tongue MUST have an interpreter.
To butress my point, pls check
1 Corinthians 14:27-28.

Again, speaking in tongue must have a meaning not all thoses blablablabla nonesense noise they makes in some Churches these days. Pls read Acts 2;2-4, & 6-12. and clear you doubt.


Speaking in tongue MUST be as the SPIRIT gives utterance. Not just any gibberish nonesense noise just to make you appear spiritual when you are still swimming in deep sin.
Who is decieving who?

Well, the verses you mentioned did indeed back up your argument. However, the purpose and interpretation of "speaking in tongues" vary among different denominations and individuals.

I for one think Christianity began watering down itself right from the time of Paul. If the disciples that actually spoke in tongues wrote 1 Corinthians 14:27-28 themselves, then it would have held more water. The first time the disciples spoke in tongues, we saw that no interpreter was required. "Tongues" are people's languages. Why would you speak in tongues in a congregation that doesn't understand you without an "interpreter"? IN A LANGUAGE THAT OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT EXIST? Yes, we have a database of almost all languages on earth, and we'll know if it does exist. Lol. How do you even know the """"interpreter"""" is not just uttering some nonsense that across his mind like the speaker?

The thing most people ignore is how many CONTROVERSIES Paul came and introduced to Christianity —including 1 Corinthians 14:27-28.

Speaking in tongues is indeed speaking in other people's languages for the purpose of understanding. It shouldn't be ambiguous! In fact, expecting to see literal fire on the heads of those speaking in tongues moments before they start shouldn't be far from what is required since the Holy Spirit of yesterday is same with today, lol.

Well, this is just what I chose to believe. Like I said, it varies according to denominations and individuals. My "denomination" doesn't even speak in tongues. Lol

But anyways, for some reason, I'll be glad if you can quote Matthew, Mark, Luke and John instead.

Cc: 43Ronin