Yes, I can marry a christian....albeit a very liberal one


Seun is an atheist.

davidylan:

the problem is if i asked you to define abiogenesis and ask you to provide empirical evidence for it you wouldn't be able to. The ability to post internet memes does not qualify as intelligence.

To say we haven't read about the words you put up there is laughable, perhaps you should spend some time reading old threads here that have discussed this in more detail.

What is even more ironic is that the very "definition" of atheism in your meme is an indictment of the thoughtless nature of your brand of atheism.

Davidoooo, this is a thread for jokes naa....what is paining you?

davidylan:

This is one of the greatest myths... that somehow atheists are who they are because they use their head. Any atheist who uses his head should come to the quick conclusion that the big bang theory and evolution are cons with no empirical evidence in support.

You have too much poo in your system....if you dont let it out with jokes....your rectum will explode


in other words, calm down

Lywiled:


D Bible says we shd not be unequally yoke with unbelievers. Unbelievers in dis sense means those that do not believe in what you believe in.

A child's mind is a clean slate, whatever you imprint on it sticks. If you must let your child play with atheists, let them have a solid believe-system. Otherwise they wil be indoctrinated.

Present to them good and bad; advice them to choose the good - but also let them choose whatever they want to choose. That is, when they grow up to be adults - do not force them.

so children of atheists are indoctrinators?

RikoduoSennin:

Now that is plain rude. *** cyber bully*** hope you feel better now? Intelligent beings express themselves without abusive speech. Do you find these in scientific discussion during seminars?

In real life (face to face), words like this is very serious not to mention in cyber space.



Is boko haram a state on its own? Are they threatened by another state? Are they living in those war era's (iron age)? Wrong comparism! You did not read my comment above. You merely skimmed through it, got yourself angry and started posting.

Cool down, Why did Moses, Joshua , David fight War? Answer: To defend God's people- the nation of Isreal. Without fighting those wars they would be eradicated and the messiah/Jesus would not have come nor fulfil prophesies.

Compare what Moses , Joshua and David did to what Isreal and US are doing today. Though both Isreal and US are fighting to protect their citizen/way of life, Ancient Isreal was about their religion/way of life.

After Jesus came, a new Isreal of all Nations came into existence, hence, People everywhere are one and they should not join war nor kill anymore. People from Every Nation not just physical Isreal are all God's people, after all, Christ died for all.



That is why you don't know anything about religion and should not be commenting on what you do not know. Any comment you make here is flawed due to your lack of objectivity.

Why don't you ignore some thread where you comments won't be valued. Discussion about atheist best suit you.

Who told you isrealite/jews are God's people? Is your God a racist?

Who told you that biblical Isreal was a nation? A desert people divided into tribes? The original bible never used the word "nation". Saul, Moses etc were not defending a nation.


You have no objectivity when it comes to your religion. War is only justified in self defence. Slaughtering people for no other reason is genocide.



Please, do not justify genocide in the bible....even modern Jews avoid those parts of the bible

akay48:
How is the question 'nonsense'?

ezeuba:
So atheists do human sacrifice?

Why are you being silly with that nonsense question?

mployer:



I thought that guy should be your friend

He is still my homie but the guy sabi vex person

Peterken05: They wouldnt do so, they prefer indoctrinating their children with bullshit right from birth.

Children should be allowed to choose freely what to belief and not forced or punished what believing or not believing. There is nothing like atheist children or christian children or muslim children, they are children for shit sake, they cant decide on their own, let them grow up to choose whatever they like

I just had to share your comment.


All children are just children. It is we adults that label them "muslim children", christian children etc

Jerryolumide: foolish people don't seem to amuse me, what has he don to be insulted??

This thread is to mke jokes about atheists not to start throwing falsehoods and insults towards atheists.


Is this even funny?

BobNeli: The human mind is like a blank sheet being filled with informations from experiences. In the case of an atheist. They are dull minds, unable to give answers to the numerous questions from their experiences. Thereby, leaving their sheets blank. Sometimes it becomes even very dificult to convince an atheist that he is a son of his own father. Because the subconscious is empty.

Here is an example of a proper way to mock atheists

logicboy01: Why do atheists have ironic s.ex?
Because they usually scream "Oh my God" during orga.sms

Zikdik:
No. Joshua 1:8 states that "This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success".

Thank me later.

Good correction. Some of these christians can twist the bible

Epic

Religion has caused so much scientific ignorance


Black people thinking they came from Jews

MrAnony1:
Please tell us, what specifically is the difference?



Before we move onto yet another tangent, do you admit that my argument is true? If not, why exactly do you think it is false?

Yawn

logicboy01: PLEASE LIST REASONS WHY YOU WOULDN'T BEAT UP A 9 YEAR OLD BOY WANDERING ON YOUR STREET.

MrAnony1:

The reason I won't beat up a 9 year old on my street for no reason is because it is unChristlike (i.e. opposed to the nature of Christ) and therefore wrong.

Thanks for exposing how shallow and ridiculous you are when it comes to morality. So, you didnt feel that these are important reasons not to beat up a 9 year old for no reason;

-injuring the child
-psychologically traumatizing the child
-you wouldnt want the same to happen to your child
-causing pain to the child's parents/guardian (pained that their child was beaten)


Like a religious extremist, the only reason you could give not to beat up a 9 year old child was "my God/holy book/messiah/prophet told me so".




Goodbye.

RikoduoSennin: @OP, Have you bothered to ask Why God asked Saul to kill every Amalekites? When you have the answer, then you will understand that God uses humans/ Nations to carry out his divine punishment. Eg Babylon destroyed Jerusalem/Isrealites around, Romans destroyed Jerusalem during the first century, Tyre, Edom, Nineveh and Babylon being desolate; all these were God's judicial judgement.

The fact that God used Humans to carry out his judgment rather than Natural disaster like the flood of Noah's time or Fire of Sodom/Gomorah does not mean it is Genocide.

Moses, Joshua, Sampson and David killed people not primarily/Solely because of their religion but because of their Nation. In those Era, you can't afford to be non-combatant Nation else you get plundered/annihalated. It was customary for kings to venture out and conquer other lands. You can't afford to be on the defensive everytime/ experience siege.

God or pure worship is hardly to blame for what Man do to one another. Keep in mine that David was not allowed to build the temple because of blood on his hands due to warfare.

My guy sharrap.

You are on the one hand saying that when God sent Saul, David and Moses to kill other people, it is not genocide

Why dont you allow boko haram to slaughter you and your people? After all, they claim that God sent them.


Oh....wait!! Boko haram is not justified? Why? Because it is not your God abi? One rule for your God while another for other Gods?


meennnn f4ck religion.

MrAnony1:
Exactly. For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. That is why we need a Saviour to rescue us from the condemnation of sin. If we were morally upright people, we wouldn't need a Saviour but alas we are not (even you agree that there is no one who hasn't done something bad).

It is actually that simple.

Unless you are saying that there is no condemnation for sin that warrants a saviour. In which case I must point out to you that if there isn't any punishment for sin, then there is no reason to strive for moral uprightness especially if one can derive pleasure from doing evil.



The fact that you have difficulty understanding something so straightforward and simple does not make me a twister in any way.

Sorry, but I am not playing your circular game.

There is a difference between "perfectly good" and "morally upright"....you just conflated the two to advance your false argument


Even if your argument is true, your God waited thousands of years before realising that humankind needed a saviour.....for an omniscient being, your God is sure slow

Ayatollah ibn Maclatunji is not pleased

AlfaSeltzer:



See them. Trying to put Alfa in a box. Alfa is a free believer. Nobody tells me what to or not believe. That is why I transcend all of you and why none of you will ever understand me.

Logicboy, we have no beef. You are just feeling burthurt and maybe you are getting used to it. Literally and figuratively. (remember those london Anony sessions )

malvisguy212: the old testement is full of foreshadowing event, an event that happen but God use it to show man what will happen in the future, example is the sacrifice of abraham to isaac, God use it to show how he will sacrifice his son jesus on the cross,so my point is.....the creation story is a foreshadowing event how much time man will have on earth,Why did i say this? Because issaiah 46:3 say God declear the end from the begining, did you think God throw this in to wast space?. When God mention time he did it by seven.
This is God comanding the children of isreal of there fastic period.
1.God created the world in seven days, with the seven day bein for
REST.
2according to the old testament law,the jew were commanded to REST
every SEVEN days.
3.the seventh week after the passover, they celebrated a big feast of REST.
4.the seventh month of were perhaps the most important when they
celebrated three of there biggest feast of REST.
5.every seventh year was the year of REST for the land.
6.every 49years ,seven times seven, they celebrated the year of
jubilee, which is a year of REST for the land and liberty for the people. So it will make perfect sens that God will give man 6thousand years for man to occupy the earth and the seventh day of Rest being the day when christ will come and set'up his earthly kingdom. And guess what our time is up, we are in the last day,befor this event happen God said he will gather isreal first.


Hosea was a prophet in the old testament, in verse 6 of that book ,
hosea talk about isreal, God chosen nation, who was always rejecting
God.the nation was goin to be torn apart, but verse two say" after two
days will he revive us , the third day he will raise us up and the we
shall live in his sight"what dos this mean? When jesus come isreal reject him as there messiah , so God scatter the nation of isreal all over
the world. For 1900 years there is no nation of isreal but God say after
two days[ or 2000yrs] I will revive thee, and you, isreal will live in my
sight: the scatter isreal became a nation in the year 1948.this is
important because God is reviving the nation of isreal and they are
about to live in his sight when jesus come back to set up his earthly kingdom , have you ever meet a cannanite ? How about the amorite?
No because these are isreal enemies and God did not preserve them,
the jew have been preserve because they are God chosen people and
he must fulfill and keep his promise he made to them but the jew are
still rejecting christ, for how long?after two days [or 2000years] I will
revive thee and the third day you shall live in my sight.

Bloody slave. Jewish slave. mtchew

MrAnony1:
Lolololol....so I am now being dishonest for pointing out to you that merely saying "I do good because I can" is not a valid reason to choose good over evil just as saying "I do evil because I can" is not a valid reason to choose evil over good. You lot are beginning to amuse me quite a bit these days.

Are you still asking what defines an atheist's morality?



Okay, why do you as a christian do good? To help me answer this question; PLEASE LIST REASONS WHY YOU WOULDN'T BEAT UP A 9 YEAR OLD BOY WANDERING ON YOUR STREET.


Please answer the question in bold. No anonyism please. I didnt give a trick question. It is a very simple question

MrAnony1:
Yes I did, what's wrong with it?

With your comment, you have made it clear that you think no human is morally upright. Being morally upright is impossible.

MrAnony1:
Really, name them. I hope you realize that to be morally upright means that they must never have sinned at all. Not even once. So please name a few of these many people that you are talking about. Are you one of them? Are you morally upright?

Who in this world has not made an error? Hasnt done something bad?


Guy, you are a twister

Arguing with Anony is like arguing with a Nigerian politician

He will shift, lie, dodge, add strawmen and change the topic once you corner him with the truth


Just even take note of his reply to Mazaje-

Mazaje: There are many non christians who live exemplary morally upright lives worthy of emulation but deny Jesus

MrAnony1:
Really, name them. I hope you realize that to be morally upright means that they must never have sinned at all. Not even once. So please name a few of these many people that you are talking about. Are you one of them? Are you morally upright?

Seriously? Anony? Did you even think before typing the bold in your comment?

usermane: So, for now, i 'll drown my sorrow on something else.

As an atheist, can you tell what got you disillusioned with religion?

Slavery as regulated by Abrahamic faiths

Lack of evidence for Gawd


Misogynistic appeal

usermane:
The Admin is an atheist. I expected more than tolerating Islamist intolerance from him. I 'll have suggested a new moniker but i don't know. I may not share all your views but many of your criticisms are logical enough.



The Admin asked me to report my case to the Supermods. But it will amount to nothing, i cant waste my time. My last thread was deleted cos i exposed the evil in mainstream Islamic teachings. In vain, they tried to twist and distort facts to cover the truth, my thread was drawing too much attention, so they deleted it to guard the sanctity of their beliefs.

I saw it. Seun is afraid of muslim violence. This is why he keeps mum on the intolerance. As long as maclutunji keeps the majority of peeps in the islam section shielded from criticism and happy, Seun is ok

Donfamous: that's y I hate atheist, they believe they are the most intelligent simply because they don't share ur belief, they think they have arrived, but I pity u guys, they are a lot of unseen that that controls the earth, but u are too myopic to see or reason it out. Atheism is has false as anything else

It pained you that I listed the fairytale nonsense animals in the bible?

tpia1: 1. Change the names to modern ones and therein lies your answer.

2. What about all the other animals not mentioned expressly in the bible? Why did you single out the kangaroo?

Ducks, tigers, seahorses, wombats, etc - these and millions more are not mentioned in the bible.

Unicorns, giants, talking donkeys.......the bible is a storybook for chldren

nellyelitz: no mind am jare, he's confused.today him claim satanist 2mro he's talking for Atheists.

I thought that I was the only one that noticed

wiegraf: boobs! boobs! boobs!

post moar

lol

An0nimus,

only FrancisTony can save himself....