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no!
subsidy beggars should go and find work.

Lasinoh:
Hey you. . .WOR-WOR IYAMIRI. I don close from work. . . .I don h-enter for bed  dey chop corrrrrrrrrrect breakfast. Oga don go work. . . .after some 5 rounds of 'hehehe'. Cancelled all my plans because of you.
My whole 3 days off. . . ALL FOR YOU.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-582396.288.html


I beg dress come this thread.
Make we continue for here.
This one is boring.
Lerrus see how Abokis take Biafrans do 'ANU SU[b][size=20pt]J[/size][/b]A'. . . 

I knew it. You want an Igbo co.ck. A real one but you are barking up the wrong tree. I have just gone and made my travel arrangements (there is life after stike). Man must wack. I dey go greece next week and im get 1 greek biech, wey wan give am to me kwarangida style. For real!! No be this your american dream fantasy one.

I never chop greek before but I hear say dem dey like am for the azz. So fingers crossed it's gonna be a nice trip.

Anyway your husband don run comot house again? Have you tried dressing up as masquerade maybe that go keep am for house from time to time.

As for your obssession with biafraland, it denotes another psycological problem of condeming what you can't get.

E jeloooser no 1 na you.

One_Naira:
It wouldn't work. With the likes of some bigots who go on attack whenever ojukwu name is mentioned, the thread will result into a tribal bashing on both side. The purpose of the thread will head another direction.

Maybe a heavily moderated thread will suffice. If we can get one moderator to delete any post that has nothing to do with paying tributes, then it may work.

Alhaji boko haram, please mind your own business. Biafra no concern you. Go join your murderous brothers for sokoto leave us alone.

Daily Post was told that Dame Jonathan’s bodyguard insisted that the passport should be stamped immediately by the officer. When the Immigration officer refused to yield, the bodyguard allegedly pulled out a service revolver and ordered her to stamp the passport.

Lies. Lies and lies. When you don't have a story, invent one.

Abeg if I stay home I cannot not come to NL.
There are many ways to pay respect. Nothing should be imposed.
And please after calling jewish god, year on year for guidance without result, maybe we should call on own igbo gods. At least they did guide and answered our forefathers for thousands of years before we abandoned them for a foreign god. Since then nothing has been working for us.
Onye amaghi ebe mmiri bidoro maba ya agaghi ama mgbe okwusiri.

I forgot you be AME-MUMU wey all proverbs need to be explained to am. That will teach me.
DUNDEE-MAN-UK-AREA??!! Did you upgrade to crack?
Stop denying your papa. accept the shame. why you no follow your pedo-worshipper husband come naija? You dey fear intra-family gang-b-ang?
Me jelosi you? Hahahaha. Abeg your daydreaming too much. See your face!!! Shegge! Walahi if I jam that face for biafraland you will be sacrificed for my ikenga shrine so that the gods may not curse us. Bad omen face!!!
Yeah! Run away from your northern uncles.  You for make a good 6th wife to an illiterate mallam. Ashawo Texas. See wetin mexicans don do your teeth.
So you join NL for 2007 and na one big achievement for your miserable life. Ewu north. No wonder your uncles dey always wash their co.cks 5 times a day. Disease ridden c'u'n't.
Subsidy? Hehehe. Na your uncles full road. Lazy bastards. Subsidy beggars! Igbos no need subsidy. In fact very soon we will be selling oil to your uncles. Aboki shine shine my shoe. Cut my nails. Pipe naira suya. Cowards. See nobody dey chase dem but dem don run away from east. If that is not cowardice of the first order.
Your husband come back collect subsidy money dem chase am go ghana. E don dry up! Now you have to do overtime. No worry about biholar because to keep your dreamed up pension, you will have to take it in the azzz, poosie, mouth at the same time while working the other 2 mexicans with your hands.
Sharia daughter. See your uncles don dey phock demselves as dem don tire for their goats. Your sisters dress like walking masquerades. Their husbands no fit run away like yours so they have to cover their wives faces to keep some sanity.
Tell me, did your mexican p.i.m.p take that photo of your azz while you were praying towards Mecca? Reminds me of my first islamo-arabo hooker. I dey enjoy make am read the koran while I dey cane am. She dey always insist we face Mecca.

Lasinoh, I sense a change in your tone. A mellow tone like that of cat wey jam lion.
Although I am tempted to take credit for taming you, I fear there is a more sinister explanation. It is something called bipolar disorder. Life hasn't treated you well, I understand. You are obliged to work so you can afford to be phucked. And you already worry about your pension.
You already told us where your mama from and I guess the reason you didn't tell us where your papa from is simply because you don't know. But don't worry, Let me enlighten you so you can seek closure.

You see, in 1968, after the great sovereign state of Biafra don show the ofemmanus pepper towards ore, britain, russia, egypt, all arabo countries, etc gave arms to the northern pedofile worshippers and they invaded the south south. the south south hoes welcomed them with open arms. But arms weren't the only thing they opened and consequently a lot of bastards were born, including you.

It is not your fault that you are the way you are. Stop worrying. It is genetic. Although the southern part of you pushed you to look for better pastures in the USA, you cannot shake off the northern personality faults you inherited from your uncircumcised monkey of a father and the ashawo ways of your mother. Nothing wey you fit do nyash wey im fit stop smell.

No worry for my work because I don't need one unlike you. I have all the time.

I hate Nigeria.
Biafra will live again.

Finally found Lasinoh's face.
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this goverment is foolish if it pays the stikers' wages.
let hunger wire the beggars small

beggars were refused subsidy? hehe! Carry go Presido!

gonna be a long weekend

That's why the fg should never negociate with terrorists.

Lasinoh:
Oh please. . . .Islam don enter?
At least better than worshiping that your Bastard of a saviour.
The one conceived by some 'holy de-e-k'!
Don't mention the word ashawo please.
Christianity is based on the birth given of a spiritual harlot!
Rotten old blokos!
Wetin I wanno take Igbo man do. . .?
Wretched things that smell of AKPU for deodorant! Tufiakwa!

Your response has shown that you know nothing about me but that's by the way.

So did your cousin husband phuck you when you were 9? Like the prophet? (piss unto his name)

(i heard that mary had jesus after some azz-shaggging with a shepherd behind the stable) but that doesn't mean you are any less ashawo. At least she wasn't underaged. And her nyash must be sweeter than yours.

Continue looking for igbo d.i.c.k. I wont phuck u unless .  .  . em .  .  . you know my conditions: tested and disinfected.

Boyo: El Rufai is a town planner

I count about 45 people. Max 50.
Owerri wu oke mba. haha.

Ezeufi:
And that is the real problem in Nigeria. Folk who don't even think about anything.

No boss. We think about a lot of things. We just don't need to think to differentiate between an okoro, an aboki and an Yoruba.

Lasinoh:
Yes o!
A very ooooooooooooold ashawo.
I started young sha.
Mu he he he he he he
Local Igbo trader. . . Onye "Barrow" from Onitsha market.
Please, raise money to bury Ojukwu. . .CHIEF PATRON OF ASHAWOS IN EASTERN NIGERIA and leave me alone. LOVE IS NOT BY FORCE. BIAFRAN SLAVE OF NIGERIA!!! MAY YOU REMAIN VANQUISHED FOR EVER. . . AAAAAAAAMEN!!! Useless sacrificial, diseased lamb of Hausaland! BOKO NAMA NDI AWUSA!!!
I worked hard. . . for 30 years sweetie. . . TIME TO ENJOY!!!
4-1-9 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. . . DRUG PUSHING FREE GENES! NO 'OTOKOTO'!
Better than the life of your Herpes-colonized ONYE-ABIA  'Tobechi'. . . AMERICA'S MOST WANTED! 419 NA WORK?
Abi you hear say I dey on 'Valtrex'?
So you too dey phock? You must be one of those Abia ra-pists! They phocked too. . .in one ashawo toto from Abia state.
ALL FIVE OF THEM! Twa!!!
Na so una dey phock for Eastern Nigeria?

2 hours to close. . . I beg back to a reeeeeeeeeeeeel job!
ODE!!!

Old, Used and Bitter.
You are so frustrated no self respecting igbo man agreed to phuck you that you turned your fantasy to hatred.
Your husband no dey dey house and you never ask yourself why. Poor man running away from his crack-head mistake. Was it a forced islamic first cousin pedofilia mariage? Poor mallam.
Keep fantasizing about igbo traders but that's all you can get. In your dreams! Smelly old kunt.

Bandit C.:
Everytime things like this happen, I see Igbos here talking about weapon this, isreal that, long war this. I have  now been convinced that Igbos have lost it and are now just noisemakers. The bravery our fathers exhibited in the face of odds and death has eluded us. The new generation Igbos are just that, lames.

How can more than a hundred Igbos be killed from 1st January till now and not even a single Igbo leader, governor or otherwise, has deemed it fit to comment on it, talk more of Igbos protesting these killings or retaliating. All I keep hearing is noise, appeasing and f00lish comments about Igbos being quiet and wise. Nonsense.

We are now a laughing stock to the world. All our supposed bravery, wits and courage are now nowhere to be seen. Oh well, I guess the killings continue since we do not care anymore about our lives. Even an antelope, whose throat is under the powerful grip of the lion, still puts up an immense fight.

Go and listen to the song "ikenga sunrise" and you will understand the true state the Igbos are in now. Truly, Igbos have fallen and stuck in the mud.

Come back from frankfurt. Start something and we go follow you. I swear.

Lasinoh. So you are an old ashawo.
For the record, your pictures do resemble crack head pictures.
People are making money on their own and you dey proud for 30 years hard labour and dey hope for pension money. Ashawo no dey shame.
May amadioha help wipe away the image of that fat azz of yours from my head. I wan enjoy my next phuck.

Ezeufi:
2. My second question is; how do you look at someone and decide they are igbos/yoruba/hausa/orzulu?

We know ourselves. It's so natural we don't even think about it. We just know.

Alhaji Boko Harem, Igbo?! Amadioha forbid!!

why don't you do it yourself?
lazy subsidy beggar

Frustrated Lasinoh.
You have created a fantasy world for yourself and are living in it. It is called narcissistic personality disorder. Look it up and go seek help.

You may call yourself anything you want but the reality is that you are an ashawo and I'm sure men cover their noses when they mount you.

It doesn't matter whether you dey ajegunle or munich or las vegas, ashawo na ashawo.

There is this movie about one ashawo, when dem dey phuck am, she go dey imagine something else, like say she day another wonderful world. Many ashawos don confirm say dem dey do that so as to keep their mentality.

However you are actually reliving yours as your reality. It isn't. You are a 2 dollar ashawo. See your nyash. I understand why you pay men. In fact, I also must have to be paid to phuck that. That is after medical testing and disinfection.

Holy Grail!!!

Idi Amin. Your head hurting yet?

Lasinoh:
^^^
Mu che che che che che
So, Nigerians dey do ashawo for Texas and for h-inside this Amerika?
No shyte. 
YOU THINK SAY NA 'EUROPE' WE DEY FOR AMERIKKKAAH?
Any five year old can phock your brains out behind ANY SHORT-BUS for the handicapped for FREEEEEEEEEEE competition with a DOUBLE COUPON TOO!!!!
Ewu!

Too bad. . . I only phock for free.
Poverty nor block my destiny reach so.
Please, I have a gruesome 3-night stretch coming up.
Sick of your whining about oil subsidy. NL is SUPA BORING AT THIS TIME. NO BETA TO READ AND DISCUSS!
Enjoy your curse. . .Lemme go and h-enjoy my blessings.

I have to go and shave my poohsie and underarms, for serious 'chopping' this weekend!
My husband is stuck in Nigeria with 'oil subsidy' wahala. . .so, make I go do 'injury' time small. H-ARSENAHHHH!!!!
Off the weekend and off to San-Antonio to relazzzzzz!
Kpele o! Ashawo full NL. . goodluck with your search.
This one is not affordable. . . I PAY MY MEN.
Later lover!

Off to work!

Dat one you dey tell people wey never go texas. hoes full everywhere there.

For their benefit see: http://www.newschannel10.com/story/16401597/cracking-down-on-prostitution-problem

Are you one of them? Is that why you are running to off to san-antonio?

ronkebp:
And why should he prove Himself, or talk in practical ways, did You create the world?? is HE answerable to you??

Which god exactly are you talking about? Because at my last count there were about 67 of them within different religions.

diluminati:
Please prove me wrong.
I've never heard any high profile igbo man come out to condemn Gej's policies.
It seems all igbos are very ok with his style of incompetent government.


Does it tell well with the igbo race?
How does the world see you people in this whole parade if you guys dont join the rest of the people and speak out?

But i think you guys have a special judgement on GEJ and we all like to hear it.

Silence means foolishness, the same which many nigerians think made you guys put a stain on Nigeria's history through Ojukwu

The thing wey sheep see keep silent, na im fowl see dey jump up and down.

Ewoh! Lasinoh na frustrated ashawo for texas.
Tell me which street you dey hawk so next time I fly in I go come put a few dollars between dat your nyash.
No need to put photo of your face as I'm sure it looks exactly like the nyash on your profile.
Warning: In case you don't know yet, your boko haram brothers will stone you to death if you come back. So beware.