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hmmm, may God save us from evil, meanwhile Nokia 106 Dual Sim is available for sale @ 3k, check signature for contact

Hi Nairalander!

I lost my phone few weeks ago so I bought a small Nokia 106 Dual Sim.

Now I already got the phone of my choice, so I want to give out the Nokia 106 Dual Sim just for 3k, since its just laying in my wardrobe.

Location: Ajah
Contact : 08125096250

Note: You will come pick up, am not delivering ooo

another Lai Mohammed spotted

Escobara1:
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who is this mad man self

Petyprincess:
Because op nd the screenshoted monikers are the same person,you just trying to bring back dead thread which you failed badly.
Incase y'all wondering singleguy,misogynist007,redpilsoldier,designerdollar,
jordanbeltfort07 nd newguyhere is the same person operating all the monikers!!
You really crave for attention badly that you screnshoted your words,you are really sick!! I really pity that unfortunate girl that will end up with a psycho like you!!

you see say this one don start again

biGDhAp:
you should bruh .. I apologizes to one too today.. but the babe dy use me catch cruise while I was apologizing

lolz

lolz,very funny observer

Wait Oga! For how long have you been keeping those screenshots? Bro you get time ooo

Anyway, let's leave sentiments out of this. Some Nairalanders are Cruel when dishing a Girl. There was a day I did that here, am still regretting that action till date. Have searched for her Username everywhere here on Nairaland but me no see na. I think I owe that girl an Apology, which I will do whenever I locate her here.

Abeg let's be Fair. That one no mean say one Nairaland girl go come insult me, then I go just keep quite dey form PRINCE OF PEACE.

No way, that one na Jesus

ofcourse he sits on his Bathtub and smokes some weed, which nozzle down to his brain, harvest inspiration, sail through his veins and the veins transport it to his hands. He writes them down and give us some SOCO SOCO

Timmybr:
Hello bro/sis in Nairaland, help a brother,

I need a Car for my little brother for Uber/Taxify purpose, and Toyota Corolla is the most preferable, local used that will not give issues, pls contact me on my signature.

Thanks

My Dream Car. Will own it before I die

Yomiside1:
helllo brother, please, you are yet to reply to my post

oh! I don forget you

I will give you an ecommerce drop-shipping website with full SEO all for free.

Will also guide you on the best Niche to dropship from China to Nigeria or China to any part of the world.

Am currently running Ads on a dropshipping website for Valentine.

If you are interested in joining the race, chat me on WhatsApp.

Also get a domain registered, maybe Abollyhost or Domain king, whichever one you want

samuel19222:
Police can be seen between the brt lane ready to arrest offenders of the ban

and police dey use okada abi? last last this country na scam

Since Sunday, Lots of Lagosians have been passing through hell just to get to their destination, this is due to the Ban on Keke and Okada recently made by Lagos State Government.

Some Lagosians think its a wise decision while some think its not. Having read so many comments online as regards the issue, I came across a Step that can actually help us to save the Trekking Stress and Price Hike on Commercial Vehicles.

Ban is only on Keke and Okada not on Vehicles. Why not use UBER or BOLT to get to work? I know what you are thinking, its expensive right?

This is what you should do,

1. Order for a ride in group, like if you live in a compound where you have other tenants going to working everyday, you guys can come together in two or three, order a ride and Share the Payment.

2. If your compound people won't work, join with your friends in the street, church, mosque or any friends around, book a ride together and share payment.


3. If you have someone in same compound that own a car, join them early in the morning, to convey you, if they will accept.

This is just few.

I just pray PETROL become SCARCE too, so that everybody will be in this, both those who own Vehicles and those who don't.

DTC2:
If you stay at Ilasamaja, Isolo, Mushin or Oshodi area, and you have an external USB CD/DVD ROM for sale at reasonable price, then hit me up. I want to buy

I have oooo

let's chat on WhatsApp please

Another EBook for sale!
When we teach people Ecommerce Drop shipping for free

BuhariAdvocate:
Why. Hope they arrest them all.

you are the most stup*d member on Nairaland today

oga don't start..... I mean it, don't start

dheaven:
No price?

abi ooo
once he DM you the price, you go open mouth.

yes na, was he supposed to come with Spoon or Fork before?

Condom is the best thing to come with! Something might happen, so he was trying to be safe

But wait oooo, we guys na SEX full our Brain.... If a girl invite a guy over, there is a 80% possibility that the guy will think of Sex.

Abeg woman choose, Sex Or serve the Food. Thank you.

uruba23:
hmmm looking at you and wondering what your intentions are, you want to learn the craft .Give us feedback when you finally meet her.

If i hear pim from you again.....

donstan18:
Marrying a Virgin lady will always remain the best thing that can happen to a man.

And what happens to the Virgin Girl when you cant satisfy her?

so what does this girl picture has to do with your Corolla car?
Abi your brain dey pepper you

Hi Nairalanders!
Please Help a Brother!

I'm into I.T. Services, rendering I.T. Support to companies, offices, hotels and some organisations here in Lagos.

I do send out automated promotional emails to lots of companies daily, and with that I met a clients who happens to be one of the top military superior, in Bonny Cantonment, its a very popular military camp close to C.M.S (Lagos Island).

The boss invited me to his office, which I obliged. I got to his office and he showed me what he wanted me to do. He was in a hurry, so he told me he will instruct one of his boys to stay with me, so that nobody will harass me, and I replied OK! He made a call, said some few words and hanged up.

I told him what was wrong and what I intend to do, also my charge, he said no problem, provided it will be OK.

In few minutes, a military lady came in, I didn't look at her, I focused on my work, but with her voice I knew it was a woman. The Oga told her, "Chi, stay with this young man, once he's done with the work, confirm it and free him". Then he turned to me and said " send me your account details" I replied "OK sir" Then he left.

The girl turned to me and said "Oga weldone ooo" I then looked at her, omo, she is cute. I mean really cute. I never knew military ladies are cute, except pictures of them I see on Facebook, I thought it was a scam. I replied her "thanks" Then she said "how many minutes you go take?" I replied her.

I wanted to give her compliment on her beauty but each time I remember a video I watched on Facebook, where a guy was brutally punished for telling a military girl "she is beautiful" I swallowed my words and mind my business because I no want trouble.

She was the one bringing up topics we discuss about, like my name, how I met her boss, where I stay, if this is the only job I do, and all that. I think she discovered I was not comfortable, so she was engaging me into a conversation so that I can let loose. I think she should be in her early 20's.

After some hours, I was done, she escorted me to the gate, and that was all.

I ordered for a ride with Opay, till I got home, I was just thinking about her, I didn't tell anyone about it, I visited the Boss again about 2-3times but I never saw her again, I was kind of free with the Boss, but I think I will be crossing boundaries if I ask him about her? So I ignored and hoping to see her again.

I was there last week, and behold as I was entering the gate, I saw her coming in too, I was shocked but happy at the same time. We greeted, she asked how work is and all that. We discussed a little bit, and she waved me bye.

I summoned courage to seek for her WhatsApp contact, which she gave me. I was excited, I finished with the Boss and dropped her a message on WhatsApp "Hi, its me, am done and am leaving" after some minutes she replied "OK sweet, take care ooo"

That word "sweet" made my Bone Marrow Melt. LOLz.

We have been chatting for like 3days now, like serious chatting at night, we talk about lots of things.

But am confused, I want to ask her out, but this are my fear :

1. I fear soldier die
2. I have no experience with female soldiers, like their behaviours
3. What if she say no, will she take it up?
4. If I go cheat wetin go happen?

Please if you have dated a military lady before or currently, please how does it feel like? or if you have a very sensitive advice, please share me small.

I don't mind if anyone can share their experience with me, I need to make up my mind today, I feel like asking her out right away.

I would have loved to drop a screenshot of our chat but she might be on Nairaland, and will not like the idea.


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drealdude:
@LOGOBELT, are you the tenant giving me haedache all this time, Lol
Seriously i need ideas to force him out

Lolz abeg this is January oooo let Mercy lead your actions ooo

greed have taught this OP and the guy above me, a lesson.
You play bet9ja Virtual with knowledge and experience, not with greed.

Do you know your tenant is on Nairaland?

Bet me, this will make FRONTPAGE

LaLa show yourself! Your favourite meat did it again

I rather dance SOAPY than going to Jailed for Pussy.

If you know , you know

Let me start with this, how do you ask her for sex? This is very important. Don't just admire her and then tell her "Dear, I want SEX". I believe you are not doing something right, that's why she is restricting you. Other reasons might be :

1. you are not good in bed, probably short manhood or quick ejaculation.

2. maybe you are not available too when she wants it.

3. maybe you just swing to action without caressing or touching some sensitive part of her body, like tickling her or fingering her.

4. you might be rushing the sex, so she might not be interested.

5. maybe you are not Romantic.

This is very important.

I remember 3years ago, I was with a girl in the midnight, I just woke her up, and said, " I want sex" and she replied "am not in the mood". And she turned her back towards me. I was embarrassed, after some minutes she turned to be and said " OK let's do it, but finger me first" Then I realised my mistake. Having sex with a girl when she is not in the mood is kind of tough, you need to be experienced.

You don't ask her for Sex, you should make her Want Sex.

And again, some men only turn to their wife when they want sex, if am that lady... I swear I will make you want it so badly, and then deprive you from it, just to punish you, but I will later give you sha.

Make sure anytime you want to have sex with your wife, make sure you are romantic, cuddle her even if its difficult, say crazy stuffs to her, and don't forget to caress her, she will pave way for you even before you say " babe, I want Sex" you would have been done with the knacking, before she realized the strategy you used to make her open up.

If she say, work is taking her time and stress is too much, then start demanding for sex during weekends / when she is off duties, your chances of having it is 70%.

So bro, check which area you are falling out and make amendments.

my friend, will you remove that chain from his neck! don't make me come there

rattlesnake:
People who play betting are far better than young armed robbers...it is better u try odds than carry gun to rob... Or begging for money..
May their tickets enter abeg

Betting is not a CRIME! I'm not encouraging anyone to Bet... Betting is a Choice and no one should be CRITICISED for getting Involved.

Last 2years December, I was opportune to be in a dinner at Oriental Hotel, Sandfill Bus Stop, Victoria Island, Lagos.

I sat in midst of some Big Men, like I mean Big Men, Ready Made... All married. They were discussing about Investments, guess what they were discussing about? Bet9ja....... One was like, he do play bet with about 500k or more daily, I can't remember how much, but its Huge.

He added, that he earn not less than 200k profit daily, others was like that's small na, like most of them earn Huge daily, not monthly oooo I mean Daily.

There was a woman among them, she was even involve, and she earn a lot too. Like they are really MADE, and they still invest in Bet9ja.

Me go still bet with 30k-50k and get about 100k-150k return and I go still dey make mouth, like people invest Huge and earn Huge.

The woman was like, instead of dumping your money in Bank, and bank use it for other investment and give you peanut as interest, invest it in some other things you are smart at... mind you I didn't say "good at" I said "smart at" there are differences.

Bet9ja is a game of the Brain, what do you know? what you know, what strategy will you use to be profitable?

One question I ask people who criticise those who are involved in bet9ja are :

1. what's the differences between Betting (bet9ja and co) and Forex trading, Binary Options and others?

2. why is bet9ja hated and Forex trading/binary option accepted?

Note : am not encouraging anyone to BET, BETTING IS A CHOICE !!!