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fulaniHERDSman:
Pasarachi.

Pigbuo .... Chukwu pigbuo ndi iro

Pigbuo . Seun come and close Nairaland

Always amazes me how EVERY politician who is not in power knows EXACTLY what to do to make Nigeria better. You would think all we need to do is put them in power and our land will begin flowing with milk and honey. SMH vigorously

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Germany, we've already applauded you guys for your strict guidelines that have helped fast track your recovery, but don't over flog it. This kind of news is just an attempt to further polish your self righteous image and I'm not buying it. If the coach broke protocol, punish him and get on with it, don't put it on every news headline to force it down our throats that you're doing the right thing.

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Wait, Pele and Maradona never won the ballon d'or? How did that happen??

Truth is, the lifting of the lockdown in Nigeria was acutely premature. Countries who are lifting lockdown are those who have passed the worst and have entered recovery stage. Nigeria is still recording increasing infections on a daily basis and they're lifting lockdown. Govt only lifted lockdown to avoid paying palliatives that's all. So that everyone can go out and fend for his/herself. That's why I'm with Wike on this one

My only question is, which mechanic will agree to go and fix the vehicle?

Ole ole ole ole! Football! Is back!

RIP

Good decision. The world needs any form of entertainment right now to help in the recovery process and it's good to see the Germans taking the lead.

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opalu:
MY BRICKLAYER SAID I CAN BUILD A COMFORTABLE 3BEDROOM BUNGALOW FOR 3MILLION NAIRA
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Client: How much will you charge for design and supervision of this 3bedroom apartment?
Me: Okay sir, send me your email, let me send you a bill.
Client: Ha, Architect. This bill is too much now. Okay, just do the design alone, I have a very good bricklayer, you don't need to supervise it again.
Me: Okay sir. But if we supervise the project for you, I can assure you that there will be value for money, quality job delivery and we'll help you reduce wastage of materials and cost of construction to about 30%. You will enjoy regular cost projection, proper negotiations, discounts on other materials, etc
Client: My bricklayer told me I can build the house for N3m. So, leave all those things you're saying.
Me: OK sir.
(We agreed on the design bill, he paid and we delivered a perfect job. He started showing everybody what we did for him).
(3MONTHS LATER)
Client: Architect, nawa for you oh, you didn't even ask about my building project. You can't believe that the bricklayer messed up the work for me. He changed many things on the design without telling me. He has wasted my money and materials. The house is not even looking like the 3D you did for me anymore. I have sacked him and I just decided to abandon the project for now. It's really annoying.
Me: Eeyah, I'm so sorry to hear this.
Client: I really need you to come to the site and help me see what 'we' can do to solve this problem.
Me: Okay sir. But I thought he was so confident that N3million will build the house. So, what has changed?
Client: See, just forget about that guy, he stole my Cement and had a bargain with the block supplier to be taking a cut on every block supplied to the site. I noticed that the blocks we bought initially were different from the ones supplied afterwards. When I complained, he said, I shouldn't worry, the blocks are strong. This is apart from the poor jobs he did for me.
Me: Wow. This is really bad. I'll call later to fix a time to meet you.
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True story sir

Chai.

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blowjohn:
Both of u keep quiet and enjoy the good news

EbukaHades10:
U may hate Barcelona but stop wishing ur fellow man bad

Sorry I actually meant to type negative. You may not know me but don't include me in people that say rubbish online cos that's not who I am

Not the most though but at least one of the most. But it's very like him the way he speaks about the "so called poor and ordinary people infecting the rest of us". This coming from a supposed person in government tells you a lot about how those in power here perceive those they rule. Pathetic

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Arsenal splash the cash, arsenal splash the cash. Now they've splashed it and see the result.

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Good. I hope they all return safe and sound.

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I really don't get why infected people run away from free treatment. Really strange one there.

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I think those in charge of decision making should seriously look at how to quickly, and safely, start restarting activities that bring about happiness and relaxation on a massive scale, of which football and sport is a major contributor. The world is in a process of recovery and rebuilding and a major part of recovery is emotional relaxation.

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Quality read

The slogan will then be "more than just a puff"

Smh

To be sincere, I HAVE MISSED FOOTBALL!!!

Terrible. Think of it. I don't think we've EVER had a similar incident in this country since it's inception ie. single crazy gunman going on a shooting rampage and gunning down helpless civilians. Yes our leaders are terrible etc but sometimes we must also learn to count our blessings.

Wow these are really creative

Rice and Okpa?? Wawu

Happy Easter everyone. Stay blessed and safe in this season.

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Today also happens to be my mum's birthday. Unfortunately we didn't get chicken though as the chicken market here was super crowded before the total lockdown and we didn't want to risk it.

Happy Easter everyone. Stay blessed and safe in this season.

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Happy Easter everyone. Stay blessed and safe in this season.

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Mtchew

Ouch. Whether the man is saying the truth or not, this will hurt Arsenal fans either ways

Get well soon Sir Kenny