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So many queer campaign things. Yesterday Buhari built the longest banner in the world (as in longer than third mainland bridge sef). So Jonathan need to meet up too

tuffgongjo:
Dysfunctional chris,without we the fans their is never gonna be a Brown.

Fans! Una sef too dey worry like Ekpan fly

Last week on Rumuola bridge my friend, a young man hit a lady's bumper. Next thing my friend started yelling at the lady in loud hubbub.

Lady (a karate trainer) steps out of her car, gives my friend like 27 slaps with her leg. Angrily my friend steps a little closer to hit her back and retaliate cos people were watching

Omo, this time young lady gives my friend another 15 slaps with her left leg plus one extra three-hit combo on the stomach. People started clapping, including me.

Jesus, my friend landed straight on the floor, got up immediately to approach her again. This time twas me that gave him a DIRTY SLAP, saying "you wan kill yourself? Even me wey dey here go beat kpan comot for your head, you wan go try a karate woman.

LESSON: guys it's not all women we can beat o

House,

Please can i get some names of Multinationals I can register with online instead of going to/locating their offices. I know of Mobil (MPN), Addax Petroleum, NNPC, NLNG, GE
Please kindly give names and possibly links. Thanks

site.ge-energy.com/about/suppliers/en/newForm.htm
www.exxonmobil.com.ng/.../ExxonMobil_Nigeria_Vendor_Registration...
www.oandoplc.com/vendorform/VENDOR_REGISTRATION_FORM.pdf

Why will Nigeria ever get steady light when people like OP smoke NEPA poles

Me I like clingy ones o. They are more open than the introverted ones that can harbour the whole Africa in their mind without u knowing.

The person should just commit suicide

All u see in Rivers state are two criminal traffic wardens (one Timariv, one yellow fever). One will give u sign to GO, the other one will give u sign to STOP.
At the end of the day both of them will arrest you anyway

Yes, you will even make Buhari your PA if you win #story#

God help my generation

All I see na something wey resemble Wetin men dey use stand up

ashmanpolo:
What language? And meaning? Pls

Language is Swahili
Meaning: This girl no get sense

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@OP firstly, this is why you should worship in the CATHOLIC Church.
Secondly, but on a lighter note, if y'all girls had bikinis on as spare clothes, I swear that's where the girls would have seen the beast in your pastor. There ain't no way he won't be baptizing those bbs, camel shoes, backyard etc. The guy will be doing jangolover with bbs all day in the name of baptism. PASTORS smh

[quote author=Climaths post=30955557]pls if u can't say anytin positive to a depressed brother, please tame ur tongue sir ok, u don't jst open ur vocal carvity and start spewing venom, please have respect for others[/quote

Ok sir

The prob I have with this post ain't with the content buh the pix. Why their body strong kakaraka like bagco super sack

From the abundant talent and blessings God has given to me I advise that instead of marrying her, wait for her 3yrs old daughter to grow up. Then marry the daughter.

Do face like all these matured he-goats wey dey rape girls for Sambisa

There is absolutely nothing wrong with our head of state but there is absolutely something wrong with the state of his head

Nigerian Bloggers be like "Click this link to take a selfie with Osibanjo and Buhari"

Una no go ki person

voltron:
This is not a real chess game and i doubt both players even know the rules of chess.

1: Peter Okoye played his Rooks Pawn as his 1st move - ridiculous, stupid move
2: Don Jazzy is drunk on LOYA milk to have his 1st move be a Pawn in front of another Pawn..

The arrangement is so funny. They both displaced the knight's position with the bishop

The worst now is that PDP miscreants are busy calling people's phone numbers to tell them they are with their PVCs and that they should vote GEJ. They wan use jazz?

At least Buhari will never be like some clueless, shoeless, kaikai people that will promise Nigerians bridge where there's no river

Men be wise!!! These days, the way girls dey retrieve married men from their homes like MTN sim card. I jus taya.

Chai. If you think Jonathan is a goner for life, my goons you know where to click na

FOLYKAZE:
There is foolish pentecostal evangelist preaching on a juction very close to my house at around 5am or 6am. He said sinners would burn for eternity; this I hear it everytime. The most foolish thing he said was that fingers only would butn for 200 years with intense pain while other body parts take another centruies. Lying on my bed and hearing this disturbing fallcay, I will just laugh. The only thing that comes to my mind is, if it take 200 years for ordinary finger to burn, no matter what the pain is, I would have adapted to the pain because 24 hours is completed. Come to think of it, as a naija guy, we go don develop our tech in hell and those in boring heaven will rush down and join us.

#putThePartyOnFire.

Guy if u dey yearn stop saying 'we'. You're on ur own. I wan go heaven o

Rapmoney:
Mama Iku was high on local gin when she said that

Lmfao

Mama iku, our neighbour even told me that there's a depth you'll dig to the ground and u'll see people living underground, that they call that place semi-hell.

Now I'm all grown anytime I see that woman, I just smh @such height of ignorance

kennygee:
Why go through the pain for what will not add any value to your life?

20 Years from now, we will hear a post like "I regret getting these tattoos".

No, 20yrs from now, we will see a lot of grandmothers (including tonto dike) running around with tattoos

She's blabbing. In Nigeria here where i'm from, if you push a man to the wall, he'd find a way to bore hole through the wall and pass through.
The inec boss will not be there when they'd be bribing polling officers to allow them use those 14,000 PVCs or they could even have plans to jailbreak and hack into those cards and card readers. This is naija