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canadianprince:Well your point is okay and quite literal. Personally, I respect the one I love so i'll simply say I dislike somethings she does not hate. I mean IMO |
Hate is too strong for the ONE you love. @Op, maybe you should change line to 'dislike' |
Trezagah best rapper in Africa joor |
EfemenaXY:This one is not a problem. If he snores loudly like a baboon, just be giving him 'Mopol kinda slaps' every 30sec. He'd respect himself in no time |
It cannot be overemphasized that the PDP you built propagated cracks and blow holes by themselves immediately they allowed one yamma-yamma clueless man to head 'em |
That Olé? iCant see myself |
If I can believe that the pope ain't gay, then wither me believing this story |
Yea some men will simply ask good questions but with bad intent. #most of them are wolves in sheep's clothing# |
5mins is okay na The Rev Fr will simply say: "Oh you people are here. None of you should commit sin again and love yourselves more henceforth. Oya, go home. The mass is ended" |
kowema:Abobi ask them o. BIG BIG talk like say 500k na BoBo Juice |
When I was a child if I pee pee on the bed, sharperly i'll transfer my kid brother there. The guy chop beating taya on my behalf. ![]() |
Chei ya! The other guy wants to steal your girl. Here's what you should do. Trace the guy, trail am until only you and am dey for one corner, no other person. Then bring out Savviet, u know Savviet na, that thing that looks like tissue paper, ehen Use Savviet stab the id1ot for neck. na yeye boy |
This thread is romantically displaced to the political section of the krinkum krankum talidubai, and I am maniacally bewildered that nobody is complaining |
More tips |
Other Tips It's time for you to take a look at these ten tips to help you learn some simple ways to win more games: Look at your opponent's move. Make the best possible move. Have a plan. Know what the pieces are worth. Develop quickly and well. Control the center. Keep your king safe. Know when to trade pieces. Think about the endgame. Always be alert. |
Good morning folks. Kindly drop tips on how to play and win any Grandmaster on Chess. Best tactics, best moves etc. Here's one from me: 1. e4e52. Qh5!Right now the grandmaster is thinking, "What a noob! This will be such an easy win". Little does he know of your ultimate plan... 2... Nc63. Bc4This is the critical moment. After making this move you must declare that you resign and extend your hand for the post-game handshake, but while you are doing so, with your other hand under the table secretly cross your fingers. The unsuspecting GM will be thinking, "Ha! He knew he was no match for me!" and will reach out to shake your hand. As he reaches out for the handshake you must grab his hand and bring it down to touch his knight on c6 and then declare that the grandmaster must now move his knight since he touched it. When the GM protests saying that you already resigned, you bring up your other hand from under the table showing the GM that you had your fingers crossed all along, which nullifies the resignation. The GM, in complete bewilderment as to how he could be so careless as to fall for such a trap, will be forced to move his knight. 3... Nd44. Qxf7#You win!
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BRAV0O:Ok I had to dot i's and cross t's to decode |
Please permit me to ask Is BRAV0O married to Phillycute? Or is Phillycute another moniker for BRAV0O? In other news, congrats OP. God bless ur union |
A cow that wants to go to USA by fire by force will surely come back to Nigeria as corned beef |
Bobandgreat:You don't even seem to be able to hold a proper conversation or a riveting debate for me to consider arguing with. Keep gallivanting the Internet in search of whom to insult. Afterall it's a faceless forum |
Rapsainot:Lol |
Rapsainot:God punish you and your dumb generation. Idiot why should you quote me. Quote me again and I swear every single person in your family will die today. Nonsense and ingredient. Lol |
Ipledge:Lol. She won't |
Silence is the best answer for a f00l. Maybe she sees you as a very very very big f00l |
Nice one Not some silly ones taking everything to the beach. |
All I see is bonga fish |
When Chris Brown go beat am now, hmmmmm....you know say that guy dey get power only for where women dey |
Smh |
US sees Nigerians as corrupt people so it can only be assumed by them that Fighter jets would eventually cause more harm than good to the country's citizenry. One shot from Super cobra could destroy an entire community if not handled meticulously. We are talking about a country where the death of any civilian doesn't diminish the government, rather the government sees it as a normal thing unlike the US. We're talking about a country where Militants (let me not mention names before they find me through my email) have artilleries bigger than that of an entire country - I went to supply goods to one of them recently and I wept for my country. A country where the security level is so low that these jets could be hijacked by these Militants any time any day and used to haunt even the Original sellers. Leave o, US always have reasons for every action. |
Ikengawo:My brother ask that noise maker in a louder way please. |
US sees Nigerians as corrupt people so it can only be assumed by them that Fighter jets would eventually cause more harm than good to the country's citizenry. One shot from Super cobra could destroy an entire community if not handled meticulously. We are talking about a country where the death of any civilian doesn't diminish the government, rather the government sees it as a normal thing unlike the US. We're talking about a country where Militants (let me not mention names before they find me through my email) have artilleries bigger than that of an entire country - I went to supply goods to one of them recently and I wept for my country. A country where the security level is so low that these jets could be hijacked by these Militants any time any day and used to haunt even the Original sellers. Leave o, US always have reasons for every action. |
Now you're giving men some clues on futuristic deceitful rhetoric huh? Well sha, the problem with naija future brides is uppity. They should cut it down a little |
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