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RomanceRe: What Do You Hate About The Person You Love Most? by lokito: 7:11am On Nov 30, 2014
canadianprince:
I am not using the one loved as the object here, but the person's character. So hating a character generally, which unfortunately is being displayed by a loved is not too harsh or rude. It's all about that particular behavior, and not the person in entirety.
Well your point is okay and quite literal. Personally, I respect the one I love so i'll simply say I dislike somethings she does not hate. I mean IMO
RomanceRe: What Do You Hate About The Person You Love Most? by lokito: 6:19pm On Nov 29, 2014
Hate is too strong for the ONE you love. @Op, maybe you should change line to 'dislike'
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by lokito: 5:26pm On Nov 29, 2014
Trezagah best rapper in Africa joor
FamilyRe: Should Couples Do This? by lokito: 4:48pm On Nov 29, 2014
EfemenaXY:
^^ True that.

There are a myriad of reasons why they might choose to sleep in separate rooms. What if one or both of them snore really loudly? I mean the type that rattles window frames?
This one is not a problem. If he snores loudly like a baboon, just be giving him 'Mopol kinda slaps' every 30sec. He'd respect himself in no time
PoliticsRe: It’s Shameful What The PDP We Built Has Become —atiku by lokito: 4:44am On Nov 29, 2014
It cannot be overemphasized that the PDP you built propagated cracks and blow holes by themselves immediately they allowed one yamma-yamma clueless man to head 'em
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-madueke Elected First Female President Of OPEC by lokito: 10:20pm On Nov 27, 2014
That Olé? iCant see myself
RomanceRe: My Closest Friend Had Sex With My Babe by lokito: 8:29am On Nov 25, 2014
If I can believe that the pope ain't gay, then wither me believing this story
RomanceRe: MEN Are Their GREATEST Enemy In Relationship... by lokito: 8:26am On Nov 25, 2014
Yea some men will simply ask good questions but with bad intent. #most of them are wolves in sheep's clothing#
Christianity EtcRe: How Long Should Church Services For Weddings Last? by lokito: 8:06am On Nov 23, 2014
5mins is okay na

The Rev Fr will simply say:
"Oh you people are here. None of you should commit sin again and love yourselves more henceforth. Oya, go home. The mass is ended"
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Gives Her Stylist N500k For The Weekend.. by lokito: 4:07pm On Nov 21, 2014
kowema:
Lies of Life....Na thief she thief am?...No be only 500k.......Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!...Abi is he servicing her?
Abobi ask them o. BIG BIG talk like say 500k na BoBo Juice
FamilyRe: What Is Something You Did As A Child That Your Parents Don't Know About? by lokito: 7:32am On Nov 21, 2014
When I was a child if I pee pee on the bed, sharperly i'll transfer my kid brother there. The guy chop beating taya on my behalf. grin
RomanceRe: What Should I Do & Why Would She Do This?? by lokito: 7:34am On Nov 18, 2014
Chei ya! The other guy wants to steal your girl. Here's what you should do.

Trace the guy, trail am until only you and am dey for one corner, no other person.

Then bring out Savviet, u know Savviet na, that thing that looks like tissue paper, ehen
Use Savviet stab the id1ot for neck. na yeye boy
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander And His Twin... Meet Us!!! by lokito: 10:20pm On Nov 17, 2014
This thread is romantically displaced to the political section of the krinkum krankum talidubai, and I am maniacally bewildered that nobody is complaining
SportsRe: A Thread For CHESS Players by lokito(op): 8:45am On Nov 17, 2014
More tips
SportsRe: A Thread For CHESS Players by lokito(op): 8:43am On Nov 17, 2014
Other Tips

It's time for you to take a look at these ten tips to help you learn some simple ways to win more games:

Look at your opponent's move.
Make the best possible move.
Have a plan.
Know what the pieces are worth.
Develop quickly and well.
Control the center.
Keep your king safe.
Know when to trade pieces.
Think about the endgame.
Always be alert.
SportsA Thread For CHESS Players by lokito(op): 8:32am On Nov 17, 2014
Good morning folks. Kindly drop tips on how to play and win any Grandmaster on Chess. Best tactics, best moves etc.
Here's one from me:

1. e4e52. Qh5!Right now the grandmaster is thinking, "What a noob! This will be such an easy win". Little does he know of your ultimate plan... 
2... Nc63. Bc4This is the critical moment. After making this move you must declare that you resign and extend your hand for the post-game handshake, but while you are doing so, with your other hand under the table secretly cross your fingers. The unsuspecting GM will be thinking, "Ha! He knew he was no match for me!" and will reach out to shake your hand. As he reaches out for the handshake you must grab his hand and bring it down to touch his knight on c6 and then declare that the grandmaster must now move his knight since he touched it. When the GM protests saying that you already resigned, you bring up your other hand from under the table showing the GM that you had your fingers crossed all along, which nullifies the resignation. The GM, in complete bewilderment as to how he could be so careless as to fall for such a trap, will be forced to move his knight. 
3... Nd44. Qxf7#You win!

EventsRe: Newest Couple In Nairaland (happy Viewing) by lokito: 12:36pm On Nov 16, 2014
BRAV0O:
BRAV0O - me
Phillycute- my wife
Wedding venue - RCCG maryland (penticost mega parish) like someone said earlier , traditional and intro held in agbor nta, delta state .. Thanks to every one cheesy
Ok I had to dot i's and cross t's to decode
EventsRe: Newest Couple In Nairaland (happy Viewing) by lokito: 12:04pm On Nov 16, 2014
Please permit me to ask

Is BRAV0O married to Phillycute?
Or is Phillycute another moniker for BRAV0O?

In other news, congrats OP. God bless ur union
PoliticsRe: “there Is Money In Politics, You Play Politics With Money” – Desmond Elliot by lokito: 12:38pm On Nov 15, 2014
A cow that wants to go to USA by fire by force will surely come back to Nigeria as corned beef
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Sell Fighter Helicopters To Nigeria, US Insists by lokito: 9:27am On Nov 15, 2014
Bobandgreat:
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Are u not brainwashed. So your country (i doubt u are a Nigerian) requests for equipment from a so called friendly country and they have the guts to refuse and insult your country's army, knowing fully well that your country is fighting a war that is killing its citizens on a daily basis, and all you can do is post this in support of them.

Do u think we are talking about your useless arms company requesting for equipment? We are talking about your country here and we are willing to pay for it. We are not asking for aid. You lack ability to reason. Please, next time don't comment if you don't have sense.

Nigeria should buy from another country. We should also begin to manufacture these arms to avoid this kind of insult. South Africa manufactures arms.
You don't even seem to be able to hold a proper conversation or a riveting debate for me to consider arguing with. Keep gallivanting the Internet in search of whom to insult. Afterall it's a faceless forum
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Argue With Me by lokito: 10:41am On Nov 14, 2014
Rapsainot:
kerosene girls are easy to identify... So so easy..... Yo Berra watcha mouth.... Hopeless mulbronic mulbulus medulla deficiency birth calamity.... Quote me again, I'm ready for assholes like you this morning... Dick licker grin lipsrsealed
Lol
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Argue With Me by lokito: 9:50am On Nov 14, 2014
Rapsainot:
seriously you're dumb
God punish you and your dumb generation. Idiot why should you quote me. Quote me again and I swear every single person in your family will die today. Nonsense and ingredient. Lol
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Argue With Me by lokito: 6:55am On Nov 14, 2014
Ipledge:
Chai u don kill,but am sure she won't like dating a fool
Lol. She won't
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Argue With Me by lokito: 6:51am On Nov 14, 2014
Silence is the best answer for a f00l. Maybe she sees you as a very very very big f00l
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Celebrates 30th Birthday At Children's Hospital(photos) by lokito: 6:38am On Nov 14, 2014
Nice one Not some silly ones taking everything to the beach.
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson's Bikini Birthday Pics by lokito: 6:36am On Nov 14, 2014
All I see is bonga fish
CelebritiesRe: Girl claims She Had $€X with Chris Brown,Releases Pics & Text(SHOCKING EVIDENCE) by lokito: 6:32am On Nov 14, 2014
When Chris Brown go beat am now, hmmmmm....you know say that guy dey get power only for where women dey
CelebritiesRe: Girl claims She Had $€X with Chris Brown,Releases Pics & Text(SHOCKING EVIDENCE) by lokito: 6:31am On Nov 14, 2014
Smh
PoliticsRe: Why We Refused To Sell Cobra Helicopters To Nigeria -US by lokito: 6:17am On Nov 14, 2014
US sees Nigerians as corrupt people so it can only be assumed by them that Fighter jets would eventually cause more harm than good to the country's citizenry. One shot from Super cobra could destroy an entire community if not handled meticulously.
We are talking about a country where the death of any civilian doesn't diminish the government, rather the government sees it as a normal thing unlike the US.
We're talking about a country where Militants (let me not mention names before they find me through my email) have artilleries bigger than that of an entire country - I went to supply goods to one of them recently and I wept for my country.
A country where the security level is so low that these jets could be hijacked by these Militants any time any day and used to haunt even the Original sellers. Leave o, US always have reasons for every action.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Pays Outstanding Pensioners' Gratuities Of Over Twenty Years by lokito: 6:11am On Nov 14, 2014
Ikengawo:
so obasanjo was the governor of imo state?
My brother ask that noise maker in a louder way please.
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Sell Fighter Helicopters To Nigeria, US Insists by lokito: 5:49am On Nov 14, 2014
US sees Nigerians as corrupt people so it can only be assumed by them that Fighter jets would eventually cause more harm than good to the country's citizenry. One shot from Super cobra could destroy an entire community if not handled meticulously.
We are talking about a country where the death of any civilian doesn't diminish the government, rather the government sees it as a normal thing unlike the US.
We're talking about a country where Militants (let me not mention names before they find me through my email) have artilleries bigger than that of an entire country - I went to supply goods to one of them recently and I wept for my country.
A country where the security level is so low that these jets could be hijacked by these Militants any time any day and used to haunt even the Original sellers. Leave o, US always have reasons for every action.
RomanceRe: Biggest Signal That He Would Marry You by lokito:
Now you're giving men some clues on futuristic deceitful rhetoric huh?
Well sha, the problem with naija future brides is uppity. They should cut it down a little

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