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Writer made a mistake. Oshifila street is not in Computer village. It's in Anifowoshe and that's my area

Some pastors dey use the opportunity thief money for offertory box.

Akpos catch one pastor na, as the pastor turn see say Akpos don catch am so the pastor shouted
"Blessed is he who catches a thief and keeps quite, for he shall receive his own share of the money"
People dey shout 'Amen' while Akpos shouted a very very thunderous Amen

Reward?

Perhaps if people hear about certain rewards like 'you'll make heaven guaranteed' or 'you'll be as rich as Otedola' or 'you'll be given a sure jeep' etc.
Believe me, there'll be confusion in churches every Sunday. People will park their properties to live permanently there na. Me personally i'll be going to church as early as Saturdays. Lol

canadianprince:
I am not using the one loved as the object here, but the person's character. So hating a character generally, which unfortunately is being displayed by a loved is not too harsh or rude. It's all about that particular behavior, and not the person in entirety.

Well your point is okay and quite literal. Personally, I respect the one I love so i'll simply say I dislike somethings she does not hate. I mean IMO

Hate is too strong for the ONE you love. @Op, maybe you should change line to 'dislike'

Trezagah best rapper in Africa joor

EfemenaXY:
^^ True that.

There are a myriad of reasons why they might choose to sleep in separate rooms. What if one or both of them snore really loudly? I mean the type that rattles window frames?

This one is not a problem. If he snores loudly like a baboon, just be giving him 'Mopol kinda slaps' every 30sec. He'd respect himself in no time

It cannot be overemphasized that the PDP you built propagated cracks and blow holes by themselves immediately they allowed one yamma-yamma clueless man to head 'em

That Olé? iCant see myself

If I can believe that the pope ain't gay, then wither me believing this story

Yea some men will simply ask good questions but with bad intent. #most of them are wolves in sheep's clothing#

5mins is okay na

The Rev Fr will simply say:
"Oh you people are here. None of you should commit sin again and love yourselves more henceforth. Oya, go home. The mass is ended"

kowema:
Lies of Life....Na thief she thief am?...No be only 500k.......Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!...Abi is he servicing her?

Abobi ask them o. BIG BIG talk like say 500k na BoBo Juice

When I was a child if I pee pee on the bed, sharperly i'll transfer my kid brother there. The guy chop beating taya on my behalf.

Chei ya! The other guy wants to steal your girl. Here's what you should do.

Trace the guy, trail am until only you and am dey for one corner, no other person.

Then bring out Savviet, u know Savviet na, that thing that looks like tissue paper, ehen
Use Savviet stab the id1ot for neck. na yeye boy

This thread is romantically displaced to the political section of the krinkum krankum talidubai, and I am maniacally bewildered that nobody is complaining

More tips

Other Tips

It's time for you to take a look at these ten tips to help you learn some simple ways to win more games:

Look at your opponent's move.
Make the best possible move.
Have a plan.
Know what the pieces are worth.
Develop quickly and well.
Control the center.
Keep your king safe.
Know when to trade pieces.
Think about the endgame.
Always be alert.

Good morning folks. Kindly drop tips on how to play and win any Grandmaster on Chess. Best tactics, best moves etc.
Here's one from me:

1. e4e52. Qh5!Right now the grandmaster is thinking, "What a noob! This will be such an easy win". Little does he know of your ultimate plan... 
2... Nc63. Bc4This is the critical moment. After making this move you must declare that you resign and extend your hand for the post-game handshake, but while you are doing so, with your other hand under the table secretly cross your fingers. The unsuspecting GM will be thinking, "Ha! He knew he was no match for me!" and will reach out to shake your hand. As he reaches out for the handshake you must grab his hand and bring it down to touch his knight on c6 and then declare that the grandmaster must now move his knight since he touched it. When the GM protests saying that you already resigned, you bring up your other hand from under the table showing the GM that you had your fingers crossed all along, which nullifies the resignation. The GM, in complete bewilderment as to how he could be so careless as to fall for such a trap, will be forced to move his knight. 
3... Nd44. Qxf7#You win!

BRAV0O:
BRAV0O - me
Phillycute- my wife
Wedding venue - RCCG maryland (penticost mega parish) like someone said earlier , traditional and intro held in agbor nta, delta state .. Thanks to every one

Ok I had to dot i's and cross t's to decode

Please permit me to ask

Is BRAV0O married to Phillycute?
Or is Phillycute another moniker for BRAV0O?

In other news, congrats OP. God bless ur union

A cow that wants to go to USA by fire by force will surely come back to Nigeria as corned beef

Bobandgreat:
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Are u not brainwashed. So your country (i doubt u are a Nigerian) requests for equipment from a so called friendly country and they have the guts to refuse and insult your country's army, knowing fully well that your country is fighting a war that is killing its citizens on a daily basis, and all you can do is post this in support of them.

Do u think we are talking about your useless arms company requesting for equipment? We are talking about your country here and we are willing to pay for it. We are not asking for aid. You lack ability to reason. Please, next time don't comment if you don't have sense.

Nigeria should buy from another country. We should also begin to manufacture these arms to avoid this kind of insult. South Africa manufactures arms.

You don't even seem to be able to hold a proper conversation or a riveting debate for me to consider arguing with. Keep gallivanting the Internet in search of whom to insult. Afterall it's a faceless forum

Rapsainot:
kerosene girls are easy to identify... So so easy..... Yo Berra watcha mouth.... Hopeless mulbronic mulbulus medulla deficiency birth calamity.... Quote me again, I'm ready for assholes like you this morning... Dick licker

Lol

Rapsainot:
seriously you're dumb

God punish you and your dumb generation. Idiot why should you quote me. Quote me again and I swear every single person in your family will die today. Nonsense and ingredient. Lol

Ipledge:
Chai u don kill,but am sure she won't like dating a fool

Lol. She won't

Silence is the best answer for a f00l. Maybe she sees you as a very very very big f00l

Nice one Not some silly ones taking everything to the beach.

All I see is bonga fish

When Chris Brown go beat am now, hmmmmm....you know say that guy dey get power only for where women dey

Smh