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Politics › Re: Quote Of The Day............ Femi Fani Kayode Is My Boy - General Obasanjo by lokito: 12:28pm On Jan 06, 2015*

barnabasj:

Quote of The Day:

"Femi Fani Kayode is my boy. Provide him food, he will eat and then sing for you. He’s a smart boy" – General Olusegun Obasanjo (rtd)

https://www.facebook.com/ReportYourself/photos/a.183323277702.132568.96184337702/10152514993597703/?type=1&theater

Faani kayode be like "see mumu"

Politics › Re: If Only Reverend Mbaka Never Had An Igbo Accent. by lokito: 11:31am On Jan 06, 2015

Politics › Re: “pres. Jonathan Can’t Win In 2015″ – Dokubo Asari by lokito: 12:12pm On Jan 05, 2015

I'll vote for Jonathan only at gunpoint

Nairaland General › Re: State Of Ikeja Shop Rite On Xmas Day(pictures) by lokito: 9:24am On Dec 26, 2014

Raiders:
The mall looks small and dirty for a city like Lagos . Shoprite needs to upgrade their facilities and stores

Quite unfortunate you've NEVER been to shoprite

NYSC › Re: Re: My Experience With A Corper In Abuja by lokito: 1:57pm On Dec 21, 2014

bright007:
@original poster: With the way you always meet this guy in different places, dont you think God wants you to do something?.
Next time you see him, be kind to him, make him your friend and try to know his problem. If you can render any lasting help to him, pls do.
Let God use you to change a life. Be part of his testimony

Nice comment. A guy in my area always beg me 3H, 5H, 2H. One day I called this guy and asked him. How we could stop this his begging. We put things together and he stopped. OP can also do something rather than been monotonously confrontational

NYSC › Re: Re: My Experience With A Corper In Abuja by lokito: 1:57pm On Dec 21, 2014

bright007:
@original poster: With the way you always meet this guy in different places, dont you think God wants you to do something?.
Next time you see him, be kind to him, make him your friend and try to know his problem. If you can render any lasting help to him, pls do.
Let God use you to change a life. Be part of his testimony

Nice comment. A guy in my area always beg me 3H, 5H, 2H. One day I called this guy and asked him. How we could stop this his begging. We put things together and he stopped. No OP can also do something rather than been monotonously confrontational

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Celebrities › Re: 2014 SEXIEST MAN ..RAMSEY NOAH, 2FACE ,....(PHOTOS) Who do you pick? by lokito: 9:36am On Dec 20, 2014

This world is so ironical. How person body go fold fold like pounded yam and people go dey say 'sexy'

Taah god forbid

Celebrities › Re: Soso Berekon Flaunts His New #100note On Instagram by lokito: 9:18am On Dec 20, 2014

The money is cute but very worthless now until it equates to a dollar

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Politics › Re: APC Vs PDP ; Study The Picture Closely And Write Out What You Notice. by lokito: 5:51am On Dec 20, 2014

I noticed that the cartoonist is a strong APC member and it's not good. Secondly PDP is playing home so @OP, u know everything about home advantage la

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Politics › Re: Buhari Chooses Running Mate Today – APC by lokito: 6:56am On Dec 17, 2014

If he likes let him choose Obama

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Romance › Re: 27 Year Old Bride To Be Dies Few Days To Her Wedding. by lokito: 6:52am On Dec 17, 2014

mizjules:
Awww rest in peace dear... Some drivers are just out of this world. Typical example of futminna bus drivers, they will pass students bus stop n keep going even if everyone is shhouting BUS STOP! Like cotton bud has filled their ears.

All u need do is make their shoulder your own brake. U either use your hand or a 2by2 plank

Crime › Re: Photos: Two Robbers Shot In Okokomaiko, Lagos By Police In The Afternoon by lokito: 10:06pm On Dec 16, 2014

Sacramento4real:
What is this wacko talking about?

Talking about you this demented cretin

Crime › Re: Photos: Two Robbers Shot In Okokomaiko, Lagos By Police In The Afternoon by lokito: 10:05pm On Dec 16, 2014

donnypool:
because you are an illiterate

Cretin

Crime › Re: Photos: Two Robbers Shot In Okokomaiko, Lagos By Police In The Afternoon by lokito: 8:56am On Dec 16, 2014

Sacramento4real:
What is this one talking about?

Read and understand well and stop displaying your deficiency in epistemology

Crime › Re: Photos: Two Robbers Shot In Okokomaiko, Lagos By Police In The Afternoon by lokito: 8:38am On Dec 16, 2014

makasimatics:
Among the comments here,yours is the best. This shows that you have human feelings.

Thanks

Crime › Re: Photos: Two Robbers Shot In Okokomaiko, Lagos By Police In The Afternoon by lokito: 8:37am On Dec 16, 2014

donnypool:
until your sister, wife, daughter is ra..ped

wait,

until they ask you to sex your daughter before killing her, then those robbers will be trialled and found not guilty.

You sound unreasonable to me

Crime › Re: Photos: Two Robbers Shot In Okokomaiko, Lagos By Police In The Afternoon by lokito: 8:53pm On Dec 15, 2014

In as much as Armed Robbery is a dastard act I think they shouldn't have been killed at a spot. They should have been tried in a law court first. Everybody deserves a second chance.
Jeez! The death of every man diminishes me simply b/c I'm involved in mankind

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Romance › Re: I Waited For Him For Over Two Years by lokito: 8:41pm On Dec 15, 2014

brito:
I'm sorry

No P. Thanks very much

Romance › Re: I Waited For Him For Over Two Years by lokito: 8:33pm On Dec 15, 2014

brito:
Tell me you are joking.

Kindly modify ur post above me. It's not too good on my rep. Thanks

Romance › Re: I Waited For Him For Over Two Years by lokito: 8:14pm On Dec 15, 2014*

brito:
Tell me you are joking.

Celebrities › Re: #headies2014: Headies Awards Full Winners Lists by lokito: 12:31pm On Dec 15, 2014

emmalezy:
P'square was given recognition award for their impact in the music industry.. They closed the nite show with some breathe taken performance from their previous songs like get squared, say ur love,temptation, roll it, super fan, don jazzy also joined them on stage for COLABO wic he was featured on.. The award was presented by Jay Jay okocha..

Yea right. Jay Jay presented a Jet to them. He carried the jet on his head to the rostrum on stage there

Fashion › Re: See How A Makeup Artist Transformed A Woman With Burn Scars by lokito: 12:21pm On Dec 15, 2014

Imagine banning makeups in naija. Some women will look like those orcs in lord of the rings

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Romance › Re: I Waited For Him For Over Two Years by lokito: 12:18pm On Dec 15, 2014

Go for him like never before this time. Love and cherish him more. Men are meant to be treated like kings b/c there's a king in every man

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Boyfriend Before The End Of This Year by lokito: 3:42pm On Dec 11, 2014

Some girls are looking for tall, rich guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, poor, pot-bellied with black protruding lips.
CANT THEY BE HUMBLE LIKE THEIR MOM?

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Romance › Re: What’s The Most Annoying First Date Question You’ve Heard? by lokito: 2:45pm On Dec 11, 2014

kristina1:
Do i look handsome?

You for tell am say even monkey fine pass am

Politics › Re: Excerpts of Okorocha's Speech At The APC Primaries by lokito: 3:25am On Dec 11, 2014*

Politicians and deceitful rhetorics. Thank God we keep surviving

They tried to block us but they no no say we be bricklayers

They tried to hang us but we be blackberry bold 5 na

They tried to drown us but we, the masses we be mami water infact we be John Legend "our head's under water but we are breathing fine"

They tried to cut us but they didn't know we are onions, now they're crying

They tried to give us away, they didn't know we are offering... Now we are back in a thousand folds

They tried to strip us but they didn't know we were high tension wire. Na so shock catch them

They tried to steal our shoes but them no no say we be Cele. Na so we trek with bare foot reach our destination

They tried to bury us but they no know say we be detergent. Na so we just they bubble

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Romance › Re: Hey guys what would you do if you pop the Question And Your Fiancée Says 'NO' by lokito(op): 6:46am On Dec 04, 2014

Nmeri17:
Who asked u

@OP If she turns u down u turn her up say something like "haahaaha I got u there. I knew u would fall for it. I was just playing "

Lol

Pets › Re: Dog Given A Grand And Befitting Burial Ceremony In Lagos ( Photo ) by lokito: 12:54pm On Dec 03, 2014

Writer made a mistake. Oshifila street is not in Computer village. It's in Anifowoshe and that's my area

Christianity Etc › Re: Must Our Eyes Be Closed During Deliverance by lokito: 7:23am On Nov 30, 2014

Some pastors dey use the opportunity thief money for offertory box.

Akpos catch one pastor na, as the pastor turn see say Akpos don catch am so the pastor shouted
"Blessed is he who catches a thief and keeps quite, for he shall receive his own share of the money"
People dey shout 'Amen' while Akpos shouted a very very thunderous Amen

Christianity Etc › Re: Is There Reward For Going To Church Early? by lokito: 7:18am On Nov 30, 2014*

Reward?

Perhaps if people hear about certain rewards like 'you'll make heaven guaranteed' or 'you'll be as rich as Otedola' or 'you'll be given a sure jeep' etc.
Believe me, there'll be confusion in churches every Sunday. People will park their properties to live permanently there na. Me personally i'll be going to church as early as Saturdays. Lol

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