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pracious it wld av bin beta if u had gone to d career section

hmmm,u beta zoom offf b4 dem eat u raw

lola watches praycious as he/she zooms off    

i photocopy u ooo my nity

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

its a lie lola

am in mapoly too mass comm HND 11

MEN CNT BLV DIS,WHT A SMALL WORLD

stil waitin 4 ur reply

cant help but laff
stil lolying

i can see d type of busines dat u run

a board meeting takin a molue

i see y ur rates are high

anyway enjoy ur meeting as dey serv u guys wth kulikuli and epa

hmm what a competent husbamd,comcubine,boyfrnd,sugardady,casanova,e.t.cccccccccccc

u and dis ur high high demand self

anyway no yahwah,i gues 10n shld do all dat

abi?

@ tj

sebi i talk am

me i be even tink sey na 1822 story self

@ ozioma u stil av 2 repeat urslf

i tel u sey i get 10naira u ask me mak i go deposit 5m ,hmm in ur dreams dear

@ tufe,

so na only pure water i go fit sell wth so much money as 10naira

na wah ooo

dis one no b smal mater ooo
na serious one

hmmm let me start counting

eeemm,

danjuma

chigozier

isreal

abdulahi

TEMISAN

i guess i lost count

wen i rmbr,i will let u knw

exactly,

realy pity d ass

@ ITUEN

how come u knew what i had in mind?
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thnks 4 dat

fellow nairalanders lets be contented wth what we have,

take a look at this


A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "is my time up?"God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."


Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,"I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"


God Replied,"I didn't recognize you."

THIS IS BECOS THE WOMAN WAS LOOKING MUCH YOUNGER AND BEAUTIFUL

my people,

she una don hear sey poverty no b good thng?

check this out



A daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father confronted:



‘Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us? Not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through?’



The girl, crying: "sniff, sniff, Dad,  I became a prostitute,  ."



"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family…………, I don't ever want to see you again!"



"OK, Dad - as you wish. However, I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother and for you Dad, this gold Rolex, the sparkling new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club, an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and…………………………



"Now what was it you said you had become?"



Girl, crying again: sniff, sniff "A prostitute……………Dad!" …………,  sniff, sniff………………



"Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, babygirl! I thought you said a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a big hug!"

@ ituen

lol

are u sure

hmm na wah ooo

handcuffs ke?

i mean u go don miss yaa wife br--------------

since ur twins wont get deir mouth off d 2 balls

encoragement

diff busines dey dis thread oooo

i realy need a lucratv buzines dat i can start wth 10naira

pls advice,waiting impatiently

u no fit buy 4 me

@ rebel

omo i feel u ooo

na wah ooo

so we got lots of story tellers in d land

good one

wishful thnking

ohhhh

na u dey sell d craze form

hmmm,na wah oooo

dis na fart thread?

marketers dey sufer ooo

but----------------------------

my pleasure

u dey fear

its nothng now,how pple go ful nrlnd and ritualst no go dey

na u go tak cover but now u don expose urslf sey ur head fit produce pounds and dollars

if u don acept cowrie now no ritualist go look 4 u

hmmm

na u sabi