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U want NL to tell u to marry him since he so much Loves u because i see no reason why you should be asking for advice in a situation like this.
Gal please wake up!!!

Bravo poster!!! Next please

If this is how u want to find true Love. Then you still have a long way to go.

This is the best thread have read in years on NL....Thumbs up to the poster

BIGVAGINA u here again?

WARRI BIBLE!!!
ENG: As it is written in d bible
PIDGIN: As dem yarn 4 bible!
ENG: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus com enta canoe with im padi dem!
ENG: As the boat was sailing there was a great storm!!
PIDGIN: As the canoe dey go, na im yawa com gas!!
ENG: The storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind
PIDGIN: As the yawa dey, na im kansala com burst
ENG: The disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master
PIDGIN: Na im liva fail im padi dem, na im dem begin hala bros eh! Bros eh!
ENG: Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus rise up com arrange d yawa!
ENG: He turned to his disciples and said oh ye with little faith
PIDGIN: Na so Jesus luk im padi dem shake im head say UNA FALL MA HAND
ENG: The disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?
PIDGIN: im padi dem com hala sho!! Bros J which kan levels na? U B WINCH....

Lol at the poster's username

Too long joor...

bendazum: IT'S GLARING CLEAR THAT WE HAVE ADULTS DRINKING FEEDING BOTTLE IN NAIRALAND!

Like U

Just 2 weeks and you already thinking this far? What if this chick dosen't actually love you as you think? Give ur relationship enough time to grow before planning such.

He looks pretty not handsome

Hmmmm his height(tall),complexion(light skinned) and then clean dude..

U kiss everyday u come here and announce it asking 4 advice
Very soon u will open another thread on how u've started sucking her bossom

For heaven sake can't some dudes just be matured for once. Even my 16 year old cousin can't ask this kind of questions.

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freecocoa: Choi 28 and 26

Age really is just a number on this one.

seconded

Cool jokes

I think the poster is a virgin

Why on earth would u want to confront a guy about a girl you broke up with?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Seun needs to introduce entry exams before people register[/quote]

I think i'm inlove with mynd

Me likey! :DMe likey!

I think there is something you not telling us here.How are u making him not to progress in life? Are u cursed or what? If u can't make him progress in life u certianly can't make any other man progress in life. Do u want to remain single for the rest of your life or comes back when he's a better man and trust me if u can't make him progress then u won't make him progress either when you get married......I really do think there is something you not telling us here.

He means u taking the relationship too serious and u should give him break because he is not going to marry you.

One of you will have to change your church trust me.

U answered one yourself.
And have you tried wondering maybe is because of how scary you look....no offense meant please just my own opinion.

Huh

I kinda wonder how this poster think they are super sexy without even being with one before.Abi na Nigerians actors da give u such thoughts?........And if i may ask what part of the world are you from that u can't find Nigerian men there?

Mine was horrible.

How romantic is romance? Like seriously?

Where a yoruba girl knelt down in front of an ATM machine after collecting money 4rm an ATM machine.Yoruba girls have respect.

Like seriously?