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spenca:
when our hausa whistle blower was removed and replaced with this emeka ,nobody said a shit till dollar sky-rocketed and the ATM charges returned in fact this man put Nigeria's economy on reverse

Don't mind them...

Armaggedon:
buhari is a terrorist

What is this one saying

Awon certified were...Op, you are outrightly madt, sick, ill, deranged, dvmb...in fact, let me go and look for dictionary to get more words to describe your malady..

ddami:
MAY...

Could turn to 'Will'

Imortal001:
Yes, probe them; infact any thing that is probable just probe it! we are solidly behind you mr president.

Seconded

ibrams:
dis is on call for.....

On call for?.

Abba999:
This is a golden way to witchhunt Emefiele and replace him with another aboonki

If that aboonki will do the job better, we don't mind. Witch-hunt exactly is what we need. Buhari must probe anything probable. The rot in the system has eaten so deep. It needs cleansing.

President Muhammadu Buhari may extend his investigation into recent activities of some government agencies and departments to the Central Bank of Nigeria, SUNDAY PUNCH has learnt.

Buhari had while meeting state governors on June 23, stated that officials of the past government abandoned all financial and administrative instructions put in place in parastatals and agencies, therefore throwing the country into financial crisis.

He also vowed at that meeting that funds stolen by government officials who abused their offices in the past would be recovered and systemic leakages stopped.

A Presidency official on condition of anonymity told our correspondent on Saturday that the issue of alleged financial malpractices in the CBN featured prominently during the meeting Buhari had with the state governors.

The source said in the course of reviewing activities of government agencies and parastatals under the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan during the meeting, a state governor made reference to the CBN.

He said the governor, who he refused to name, did not mince words in asking Buhari to ensure that he extends his investigation to the bank.

He said, “I can tell you authoritatively that the issue of the CBN came up during the meeting the President had with state governors recently.

“I remember vividly that one governor raised the issue and called on the President to extend ongoing probes to the CBN.”

The official did not however disclose the President’s disposition to the submission made by the governor.

When contacted, the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, said he had no information on the issue.

Adesina, however, said the Buhari administration was committed to transparency and accountability in all sectors.

The National Economic Council led by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo had on Monday launched a probe into the finances of the Nigerian National Petroleum Commission and the management of the Excess Crude Account under former President Goodluck Jonathan.

The investigation to be carried out by four state governors is meant to unravel the sum of N3.8trillion allegedly not remitted to the Federation Account by the NNPC between 2012 and May 2015 as well as the sum of $2.1bn said to have been deducted from the ECA without approval.

The four-man committee consists of the governors of Edo (Adams Oshiomhole); Gombe (Ibrahim Dankwabo); Kaduna (Nasir El-Rufai); and Akwa Ibom (Udom Emmanuel).

They will be presenting their report to the NEC during its next sitting on July 23.

Picture: CBN Governor, Mr Godwin Emefiele


http://www.punchng.com/news/corruption-buhari-may-probe-cbn/

Agree...I'm totally guilty of all.

zinachidi:
lol,, package the package,,,,


I weak..

Try package your package ooo...na true talk...

1. Groom yourself
The 70s are over, and untrimmed pubic bushes are either a sign that you are stuck in the past, or just don't care. Either way, it's not a real plus for your partner, so trim it up. Do this before you shower, so that all the trimmings are washed away. If you have hair clippers, set it to a depth that suits you. Trim carefully all the way around and under for a clean look. No clippers? Use a pair of sharp scissors, and snip away evenly to a length that suits you. Some people have taken to shaving the hair down there. If you and your partner favor this look, go for it! Soak in a bathtub for a bit to soften the hair up. It'll make it a lot easier to shave. Trim with scissors before lathering up the shaving cream and when pointing sharp objects at your privates, Be careful.
It's easy enough to nick yourself when shaving your face, and shaving is something you do every day!
Note that when you shave, within a couple days it could get really itchy. If you're scheduled to give a big presentation to the board then, you might want to think twice, and save the shave till after the meeting. Alternately, use an unscented moisturizing lotion to minimize the itch.

2. Soap it up
When you shower, or bathe, don't go light on the soap when you wash your crotch. If you're circumcised, taking care of your penis is pretty straightforward. Soap it up, rinse it off. If you're uncut, clean under the foreskin. Neglecting this will cause a build-up of a
whitish substance with the oddly unpleasant name of smegma. It's harmless, but not something you want sticking around. Scrub (somewhat gently) from tip to tail, and all the parts in between.

3. Rinse thoroughly
Who needs soapy buildup, or a soapy smell? For a lot of people, it can be just as unpleasant to smell perfumed soap as eau de nether. Some people enjoy a natural (i.e., clean but not overly fragrant) smell from their partner. When in doubt, it's a good idea to favor neutral over perfumed.

4. Dry That Pipe Thoroughly
Bacteria growth begins with moisture. Nip the problem in bud by drying yourself off following your heavy-duty cleaning. Much like your earlier tools, your towel has to get down and dirty to make sure there's no water residue on your junk. We're not saying that you have to pull out the blow dryer, but hot air and friction will go a long way in hindering future bacteria growth.

5. Package the package properly
Wear a fresh pair of underwear daily. Keep your clean, unused undergarments in a cool, dry place. Whether you prefer boxers or briefs, make sure you dry them as soon as you wash them. Otherwise, you risk your clothes smelling worse than you.

Erukumakanaki:
nice cut tho. . . see the guy ear like DSTV Satellite dish

This is called straight ruler measurement...

Dresden:
my uncle aint d apc version of mbu bt he is here to demonstrate wat he believe in A̷̷̴̐͠§ a force man,congrats to him for heading police formation in rivers cus river state bring appointment like DIG nd AIG,I wish him a smooth stay dt will gurantee him more political appointment.ONWA

NgeneUkwenu:
At least, let Wike Feel the Heat a bit!

Good CP!

Agree...what a strong move...

THE Rivers State Police Commissioner, Mr. Chris Ezike, on Thursday ordered the immediate withdrawal of policemen attached to politicians and other individuals.

Ezike specifically warned policemen attached to politicians without any authorisation from the Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Solomon Arase, to shun such deployment.

He expressed the need for officers and men of the Rivers State Command to remain neutral, maintaining that any policeman interested in partisan politics should resign from the Force and register with any political party.

Ezike, who was posted to the Rivers State Police Command last week, spoke during his inaugural meeting with senior officers, area commanders, divisional police officers and heads of department at the Officers’ Mess Port Harcourt.

He promised to partner relevant stakeholders to ensure the state was safer, more secure and prosperous.

“We shall with immediate effect review our personnel deployment profile and recover wastage and unauthorised deployments. Accordingly, all Squadron Commanders are directed to withdraw PMF personnel deployed to persons not entitled and without approval from the Inspector-General of Police.

“Similarly all Area Commanders, Heads of Department and DPOs are directed to also withdraw their personnel so deployed. A monitoring task force shall soon commence action to ensure compliance.

“The 2015 elections have come and gone. However the aftershocks still remain. The Police under my watch must remain neutral, professional, fair, but very firm. Any policeman or woman who has political interest or is so committed to the ideals of any political party is advised to resign his or her commission to enable him/her to register as a political party member.

“All officers and men are to ensure that their actions and conduct remain within the provisions of the Nigerian Constitution, Police Acts and Regulations and other extant legislation,” Ezike said.

http://www.punchng.com/news/rivers-cp-orders-withdrawal-of-policemen-attached-to-politicians-2/

Y

See her mouth sef...

INTROVERT:
Nneka the pretty serpent

Lilyomi:
And after dat, they need psychological help. Dealin wif rape is not easy much more carryin a baby. U feel for da unborn cos he is ur blood but, u can't kip cos of who did dat. Is tok much for them o

Agree...

Imagine going to your village to introduce this girl to your family as your bride to be...hmmm...they will have to do cleansing of the land with seven days of rituals by the stream. Enough casting and binding...

Not sure exactly what to call this style, maybe 'snake in the monkey shadow' but don't be surprised by the time you start seeing some copycats rocking this style or something similar.
What do you think of this? As for me, it's a miss. What's your take? Ladies, would you tap into this inspiration?

Are we saying it's another lie from punch? Queues also experienced in some parts of Abuja.

Osyxcel:
It's you who think it's mild... It's not.

If they work, they generate income for the family of d deceased.... It's of no use killing them...

If you put them in Prison, we are wasting our resources on them... Naija is broke.

And you think that would work in a country like this where those receiving the proceeds of labour from the criminals will not direct the funds to the family of the deceased.

Houseofglam7:
The poster above me just said all I wanted to say....


He's such a smarta$$$

Guess I beat you to that then
Well but that is what I feel should be the case. I'd rather get rid of that pregnancy and be jailed than keep it. Social norm or custom or whatever it is called should not be allowed to override anyone's comfort and happiness.

God of blood

I sincerely do not see why women should be forced to keep pregnancy in such circumstances. Imagine what these people already went through in the hands of these ugly mean boko haram boys and at the end, they'll still be forced to keep the product of these ugly acts.
Later, you will read in the papers that a mother killed a two-year old baby. Why won't that happen when all she sees in that child is the rape session that brought about his or her existence and all she has for the child is pure hate.

The United Nations rights chief on Wednesday urged Nigeria to show compassion and make access to abortions easier for women and girls who became pregnant in Boko Haram captivity.

Amnesty International estimates that Boko Haram fighters have kidnapped more than 2,000 women and girls in northeastern Nigeria since the beginning of 2014, including the 276 girls seized from their school in Chibok last year in a kidnapping that sparked global outrage.

“During their captivity, lasting in many cases for months or even years, women and girls have been sexually enslaved, raped and forced into so-called marriages,” U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights Zeid Ra'ad al-Hussein told the U.N. Human Rights Council in a special session on Boko Haram.

“Many survivors of these horrific experiences are now pregnant by their rapists ... and several reportedly wish to terminate these unwanted pregnancies,” he said.

But in Nigeria, abortion is legal only when the life of the woman is at risk, Hussein said, warning that a lack of access would only add to the suffering of the former captives.

“I strongly urge the most compassionate possible interpretation of the current regulations in Nigeria to include the risk of suicide and risks to mental health for women and young girls who have suffered such appalling cruelty,” he said.

John Campbell, a senior fellow at the Council on Foreign Relations, told Al Jazeera there are different theories about the use of rape by Boko Haram. One is the traditional use of rape as a weapon to demoralize a community. Another is that Boko Haram believes radicalization can be transmitted biologically and that raped women will give birth to the feared group's next generation of fighters.

In May, The New York Times quoted Borno Gov. Kashim Shettima as saying that some Boko Haram fighters “even pray before mating, offering supplications for God to make the products of what they are doing become children that will inherit their ideology.”

Campbell warned, however, that even if the Nigerian law is expanded to allow abortions after kidnapping or sexual slavery, stigmatization may prevent these women and girls from getting them.

“There is law, and then there is social custom,” he said. “And social custom is much stronger than law in many parts of Nigeria. So what the letter of the law is doesn’t mean a whole lot.”

Hussein also called on authorities to help women and girls freed from Boko Haram enslavement to reintegrate into their communities and avoid cultural opprobrium.

Boko Haram's insurgency, centered in northeastern Nigeria and aimed at creating an independent state based on the group's interpretation of Islamic law, has led to the deaths of at least 15,000 people since 2009.

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2015/7/1/un-urges-nigeria-to-ease-abortion-access.html

Truckpusher:
You don't waste tax payers money on beasts like these guys - Quick judgement and the next thing is firing squad even as I still maintain that capital punishment is an institutionalized revenge.

Clearly agree!

Chibuhealth:
This chimpanze should free Okonjo for goodness sake! Here in Edo state, he is eating public fund too with his new wife.... No light, no good roads, no good drainage system, people living in fear because of their high rate of cultism. Let him go and tackle the problems facing him and leave this woman alone

That is still not a solid reason for Oshiomole not to tell the truth. All those that plunged this nation into its misery need to be punished....