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EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx:
TONYE001: Maybe the hypothalamus and the pituitary share EQUAL endocrine significance since none can do without the other. Our literature keep declaring the pituitary as the Master Gland ignoring the fact that it soars as carried by the "hypothalamic wind". Just thinking beyond what the books say... What's your take on this?
The hypothalamus is not the master endocrine gland. The pituitary gland is.



I wouldn't deny the supposed supremacy of the hypothalamus over it's popular secretion of releasing and inhibiting factors. The books has it all over.



Every single endocrine gland owes it's direct allegiance of regulation to the pituitary gland. It is the rate limiting step in the endocrine system. It is the "Factor X of the clotting pathway" in the endocrine system.

Why? No matter how many CRH or TRH or GHrH secreted by the hypothalamus, it has no direct end-tissue effect on the endocrine glands(except the pituitary). Does master of one, mean master of all?

It is rather the pituitary hormones that affects all the end endocrine tissues. So it's the master of endocrine glands.

I would have typed all the above comfortably and gone to sleep. But my knowledge of negative feedback regulation will haunt me to my dreams. The hypothalamus is the master of the master gland

But think about this..what makes a gland a true master?? Is it being a master of one? Or a master of all?
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx:
TONYE001: @ Endocrine Physiology

You know, one time in class I raised an argument if the pituitary is truly the Master Gland considering the fact that it is subjected to the hypothalamic secretory and inhibitory hormones.

I know someone would raise a point that the hypothalamus receives hormonal signals from the hypophysis to secrete it's pituitary-regulatory hormones.

What's your take on this house?
What's the premise of the argument? That pituitary gland is not the master gland ?
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 1:38pm On Sep 12, 2013
delana: hello house , i am mayowa by name, i av been following dis thread for a while now. i am a 200l mbbs student, unilag.
Hello Mayowa. How is Idi-araba today? You're welcome. cool
SportsRe: President Jonathan Honours Blessing Okagbare (PHOTO) by lomaxx: 8:20am On Sep 12, 2013
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EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 5:19pm On Sep 11, 2013
alutacontinua: Guys, it's time to start preparing for USMLE oo....i gotta write that exam next year by his grace!
i am scarrreeeeeeddddddddd............don't even know where to start from!
You start by starting cool

Sooooooooooo many things in my head.....should I start with the organ-system approach or subject approach?
Organ-System approach is better, in my opinion. I've taken a look at the usmle content outline. Subject approach would be cumbersome.

Should I just start with videos or textbooks? Should i buy hard copy textbooks or keep using my soft copies? I don't even know where to start from
I used to have USMLE dreams during my 100L days. I know some few folks that have taken the exam. I endorse BRS Anatomy, BRS Physiology and BRS Biochemistry. I endorse "Goljan Notes on Pathology" for pathology. There's general and systemic. Gives you what you need without too much detail. I'll endorse BRS Pharmacology. And finally Clinical Microbiology Made Ridiculously Simple for Micro. I've used all these books for Nigerian stuff. They're good usmle material...I accumulated all of them. Plus I've used them too. You have a year till the exam so you can add backbone to them with standard books(if need be). Join USMLE forums. You'd get first hand experience from those folks + materials you need most so you won't spend too much.

....there are just soooooooooooooooooooooo many things to read
Question banks are important. One of my folks used USMLE World , and Kaptest. He had 256/99. Marry the Qbanks wth ur study session. Pay a visit to the doctors thread in the career section. Plenty stuff from dr beneli et al on USMLE.

and I cannot afford to fail or 'just pass'...I gotta pass well!
My sunshine, you can't fail. Plenty luck for next year.

Somebody should please tell me it would be fine!
It would be. Certainly. Meanwhile, I should fix dinner for us later on today. cheesy Do well to stop by in your red silk low-cut gown. After then, we'd have some post-dinner rendezvous. cheesy Remember the last time ? wink
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 5:16pm On Sep 11, 2013
alutacontinua: My boss, how are things on your side?

Guys, it's time to start preparing for USMLE oo....i gotta write that exam next year by his grace!
i am scarrreeeeeeddddddddd............don't even know where to start from!
Sooooooooooo many things in my head.....should I start with the organ-system approach or subject approach? Should I just start with videos or textbooks? Should i buy hard copy textbooks or keep using my soft copies? I don't even know where to start from...there are just soooooooooooooooooooooo many things to read and I cannot afford to fail or 'just pass'...I gotta pass well! Somebody should please tell me it would be fine! pleeeeaaaassssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 12:09am On Sep 10, 2013
ciphoenix: Distinction things grin grin grin
I wish. sad sad

The closest I've ever been to it is the viva. After that, I gave up. Dashed hopes!! angry angry

Now the hopes are re-kindling again smiley
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 10:42pm On Sep 09, 2013
ciphoenix: You forgot to add staging cheesy
grin grin grin

I - Eyeing

II- Eyeing + Hello

III -Eyeing + Phone number ± Hello

IV- Eyeing + Invite-Her-Over ± Phone number

V - exchange transfusion of body fluids grin grin

Stage V has best prognosis. cheesy
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 8:31pm On Sep 09, 2013
Saeed348: Question in an exam..Define
love and explain in details
(16 marks)
.
LAW students ans-> '' love
is
life'' (marks 1/2 out of 16)
.
.
Engineering student ans-> ''love
is pain '' (marks 1/2 out of
16)
.
.
.
Medical students ans:-

MORAL: dont play wid
Medicos they can do
anythng for 16
marks.. AGREED.....??
Definition: Love is defined as a state of emotional allure characterised by acute to chronic feelings of affection for the opposite or same gender.

Aetiology
The cause of love is unknown. However, different studies have linked phenotypic features like financial ability, sweet voice, pretty face, firm mammaries, protuding gluteus, smooth hands, nice smell and [s] ability to talk your way into her pants [/s]

Epidemiology
Love occurs worldwide. Widespread incidence across all continents with no geographic predisposition.

It is prevalent in both urban and rural areas.

Occurs in all ages and sex - but higher incidence between 12 and 48 years. Occurs in male and females equally with no genetic predisposition.

However, males have a higher rate of progression than females. grin High risk population are students grin

Pathophysiology
The aetiopathogenetic pathway of love starts from a visual impulse detected by the eye which forms an image of the female on the retina.

This leads to widespread activation of the autonomic nervous system. Parasympathetic activation leads to a transient decrease in heart rate, drooling, and an erec.tile response. grin grin

Subsequent activation of the sympathetic nervous system leads to increased heart rate, sweaty palms and bladder wall relaxation and increased glucose availability via gluconeogenesis and glycogenolysis. Muscles now acquire energy via ATP to move towards the direction of stimilus.

Hello's are said, interest is declared and phone numbers are exchanged which will lead to a date and subsequent strategy for exchange of body fluids grin grin

Clinical features
Transient tarchycardia, sweaty palms, urinary incontinence, drooling, itchy palms, priapism grin

Diagnosis
Love is a clinical diagnosis.

Treatment
It is a self-limiting disease. Patient is advised to allow the disease to run it's full course. cool No definitive treatment.

Prognosis
Positive prognostic factors are diverse for both gender.

For males, best prognostic markers are : money, money, money. angry angry angry

Temporary but good prognostic markers with sweet mouth, good lovemaking skills and caring heart

For females: best prognosis markers with good IQ,good sense of humour, beauty, protruding but appropriate gluteus, heavenly mammaries wink wink

Poor prognosis for females are : flat pectoral region, flat gluteus, hyperactive mouth and poor IQ. angry angry
EducationRe: ASUU Strike by lomaxx: 8:09am On Sep 08, 2013
@OP, you have spoken well. ASUU is not wrong to embark of a strike action to have their 2009 FG-mediated agreement met. We the students are in total support of this action. However, the negative feedback effect is on us. We are unfortunately feeling the brunt of this bold step.

At the helm of the blame is the Federal Government, famously led by the slow poke retardeen , GEJ - who has failed to implement an agreement that was made about 3 years ago.

As much as we love ASUU's bold step; and as much as we hate the accompanying stagnation in our academics, we should be wary of any step that would engender a mass action. Having experienced so many Student-Mass-Action-Turn-Bloody in Nigeria, with consequent loss of lives and physical abilities; either we edge on the struggle(fully aware of unbecoming consequences) , or bat our lids at the warring parties. The elephant and the tiger do not go hunting on the
same pasture.
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 7:44am On Sep 07, 2013
charliejose: O boy! Checked my admission status on jamb site nd found out dat pharmacology is 6yrs...6yrs! mo gbe!.same number of yrs with medicine.I wonder wat dey wuld teach 4 6yrs.plus strikes again...I think I wuld hav been Baba ibeji b4 I graduate ooooo
Which school is that?
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 11:46pm On Sep 06, 2013
phunmmy48: Hello all,i'm new here and i love this thread.Intro:-LAUTECH,300L Science Lab.Tech. but have the desire of studying nursing science.I hail all the oga's @ the top here starting from the founder,Dr. Lagusta,Dr Aluta,Dr. Lomaxx and all.




Hope i'm welcomed,thanks all.
You are very much welcome. In our usual culture of hospitality, friendliness and warmth, we welcome you to this noble house.

Make yourself comfortable. What's your regular drink? We won't hesitate to find it grin grin
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 6:56am On Sep 06, 2013
Top of the morning to everyone !

May your hardwork today not be in vain. cool cool

Bless!!!
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 6:52am On Sep 06, 2013
Tenison96: sup medics hws ur day? grin
We're good, I guess. Personally, I'm good - physically, mentally, "stuffically" grin grin .

Hope you are good too.
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx:
vicksbaba: @

no one seems interested in dis question....... well I think it is Chromosomal abnormalities....An Autopsy(to see with one's own eyes) may show malformations, signs of causes cardiopulmonary failure in the heart....faulty valves.. etc ...., an autopsy can also show infection of d menings ( autopsy of the meninges of The brain shows an abnormal condition—
yellow-tan clouding of the meninges, the
three layers of membranes covering the
brain—caused by a viral or bacterial
infection......since d child was healthy there is not possible way he or she could be malnourished...... chromosomal abnormalities is d only option that wouldn't come out in autopsy......DNA testing is very different from autopsy......



@lagusta: Pls if I may ask why do u fink it is cardiopulmonary infection
@alkonami; Pls if I may ask why did you fink the answer is infection of the menings....
1) Notice the age of the patient. 4 months old baby.
Also , notice the onset of death. Sudden death.
Notice the clinical history. The baby was in an apparently normal state of health. Notice the failure of autopsy to show what caused the death. What then could it be?

2) An infection of the meninges would show purulent exudate on autopsy (assuming it's bacterial) and our patient would have had a running temperature.

3) A congenital anomaly will usually run a chronic course, if the baby survives in utero. Our patient had an acute onset. The patient was normal remember? So rule out congenital.

4) Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) is defined as the sudden death of an infant younger than 1 year that remains unexplained after a thorough case investigation, including the performance of
complete autopsy, examination of the scene of death, and review of the clinical history.

The underlying pathophysiology is a cardiorespiratory mechanism. It is a diagnosis of exclusion.
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 7:59pm On Sep 04, 2013
m.esther96:
grin
u wishangry
ive found a new love,sm1 wu wil tke care of me,Dr Charleymed,smiley
Notice how I avoid 3rd parties in my posts angry angry
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 7:46pm On Sep 04, 2013
m.esther96:
yea,wish me well
We would need a room wink
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 7:25pm On Sep 04, 2013
m.esther96:
i dey where u put me.doing good as usual
You're not doing bad. Which is a good thing. I hear your exam is soon.
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 7:11pm On Sep 04, 2013
m.esther96:
shocked

anyway change is constant,so aint surprised angry
How have you been? It's been a while
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 7:01pm On Sep 04, 2013
m.esther96:
i resemble aluta??

grin

angry
Don't raise your voice angry angry . She's sleeping peacefully. wink

I'm a gentleman. Notice the courtesy I'm showing. tongue
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 6:55pm On Sep 04, 2013
m.esther96:
Viewing this topic:lomaxx(m)



hmm i no talk anytin oo

smiley
Hey cutie smiley
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 6:53pm On Sep 04, 2013
Lagusta: Guy u be efik/ibibiohuh No wonder.....
No wonder ?? angry angry
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 5:13pm On Sep 04, 2013
TONYE001: Wow.. This already feels great! Thanks for letting me in; as for the offer, a bottle of water would do!!

smiley
Our elders say that one finger cannot remove lice from the head. People like me are hoping to learn from you on this thread. You're welcome. cool
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 4:44pm On Sep 04, 2013
TONYE001: Knock...knock...knock..

Greetings house.

I'm a Human Physiologist from the University of Port Harcourt's Faculty of Basic Medical Sciences.

Can I come in?
On behalf of this honourable house, I , the Ntanta Offiong of Nairaland cool cool , welcome you to this honourable assembly of bright minds carefully selected and strategically positioned in various universities home and abroad.

As tradition demands, we don't receive our medical kinsmen with empty hands. How do you like it? Brandy or Tequila ? smiley smiley
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 7:54pm On Aug 29, 2013
alutacontinua: @dose who think he'll break my heart, i believe in living one day at a time. THANK YOU! cool
You spent a whole hour giving the entire public an undeserved speech. They don't know what we share.

And now- my aluta...my cuddle muffin...my baby-bugga-boo...my cutie pootie....Need I say more? smiley smiley.
I've ached for you all day sad
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 7:46pm On Aug 29, 2013
D_BestDoc: Interesting......


As for medicine,i just resumed a new semester.Its been good so far.
New semester. What's new?
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 4:33pm On Aug 29, 2013
D_BestDoc: That Lomaxx guy,i no trust am sha! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Aluta beware you might be the next victim of Lomaxdumpy grin grin grin
Good evening ma'am. It's been a while I saw your footprint around here. How is medicine treating you? Or should I paraphrase?? How are you treating medicine?? cheesy cheesy

On the other matter, my aluta deserves a good man. And I have come to stay angry angry She'd be here soon to tell you how sweetly I tucked her in last night smiley . And if she wishes, she would tell you how she hasn't met any like me before cool
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 4:17pm On Aug 29, 2013
Amb Fitsaint: Make all the medics and paramedics thank God for me ooo.
I am officially admitted into the great Oba awon university,ile-ife to start the 6-year medical race afresh.
God is indeed faithful. The Lord has made me a testimony after 3 years of hoping. To yet to be admitted medics.. Keep hope alive. God is able
When one of us crosses the Rubicon, we have no choice but to roll out our drums ...bring out the drinks in crates ,cartons and drums... dance, make merry and celebrate. Congrats to Amb Fitsaint !!
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx:
alutacontinua: Shld be 1.55pm. On another island at the moment. At the airport, about to board my flight back to my beaurriful island. Can't wait! smiley
Your beautiful island.

Perfect metaphors falling in place. I should make a song about how you're my paris and my island. ♥ Promise me you'd twerk to it. wink
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 7:47pm On Aug 28, 2013
ayopo10: lagusa.... does d army take physiotherapists too
They do. DSSC en route medical corps. I see the interest in Nigerian military is gradually growing. Cool. cool cool
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by lomaxx: 6:34pm On Aug 28, 2013
alutacontinua: smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Now you're all smiles. Nothing gives a nigga greater joy than to see his baby smile cheesy cheesy

Smile and shame the devil tongue tongue

What time is it over there, my sweet one? It's already 6.30pm in Nigeria. The night is rolling in slowly.

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