₦airaland Forum

Toniaife:
Absolutely true

so if your mom asks you 'how far' concerning your home, you will tell her to fuckoff?

Notatribalist:
Sorry my brother. I went through same too..But it's the side effects that made me to stop,I mean I had no choice than to stop..See an,don't mind those that will tell you there is nothing wrong with masturbation..It took me many years before the side effects start..Till date I still suffer from most of the effects.If I dare masturbe today the next 4 to 5 days will be hell on earth for me..So my brother, the only way to stop is get married, otherwise the effects may stop you and it's not funny.

what was your side effect?

Kobojunkie:
Idleness? Not everyone who is idle resorts to sinning, and by the way, idleness is not recorded as sin.

did he say idleness is a sin?

any habit that you do in private or secret is very difficult to stop.

get a girlfriend or marry. if you live alone get a room mate. just make sure you are around people all time. try n resist falling into temptation of watching porn.

Barbsamiin:
Hah
Why won't onion turn to gold, Remember?

and who told you that is the reason for the scarcity?

em you em you.

StubbornWife:
They did not get military clearance to wed.

abi o!

waiting for the army n police to deny this report as usual.

failed country

nero2face:
Where ?

read

it's like there was an order to the fulani terrorists through the radio station buhari created for them to carry out simultanouse attacks throughout the country

Sebastine1994:
i came back from work on Friday to discover that my wife has ran away with our son and some properties in the house, my neighbor said she is a bad woman that I should let her go, they caught her in adultery and she ran away because of shame.

for the first time in my life I discovered that I have not played my role as a husband. I was just focused on bringing back money home for the family and forgot the sexual responsibility, I agree I am at fault too. but if I calculate all the bride price I spent and wedding cost, I feel like going to bring her back. if not for her sake but for the baby, please advice is needed now

she is an igala while I am igbo,

does she want to come back? if yes and you want her back, bring her home, if 'no', go and collect your son.
forget about the things you paid as bride price.

but is she a good wife?

Nemere2020:
https://www.tvcnews.tv/masari-asks-boarding-students-to-vacate-hostels-over-rising-insecurity/

is that not what "boko haram" means?

Heartbrokengirl:
I have always hated the idea of dating married people, but here I am...the ex-girlfriend of a married man.

It started sometime during the lockdown, I went somewhere to get groceries and ran into this man. Let’s call him Mr X. His smile and sense of humour was the attraction. He was putting on a nice senator material and when I stood for us to leave, he towered above me. I am a 6ft tall lady and ladies with my height can tell the happiness when you meet a taller man.

We started chatting regularly and we were in a competition to give ourselves treats. On our second date which I initiated, I asked his age and he replied 36, he asked mine and I told him. He expressed his doubts and I showed him my drivers license. Started asking many questions about my background and I answered all of them. I asked about him too, including his marital status.

I had just gotten out of a relationship, his father said he wouldn’t marry outside the Catholic church and he started drifting, I had to let him go. It was tough for me, but after months of keeping to myself, my friend encouraged me to go on dates and give another man a chance. I decided to give Mr X a chance.

It was beautiful. We were in a competition to please ourselves, take ourselves out and we both had a healthy sense of humour...chatting was fun!!! Everywhere we went, people stared. We were all over ourselves even in public and till date I wonder how he pulled that off.

One day his office had a party and he asked if I could come, I said yes. Got there and the guys were looking at me with lust, the ladies were looking at me with pity. He said the ladies were jealous of my looks and some of them have been crushing on him. If you see him and see me, you’ll understand why this explanation made little sense.

After the party that day, it was late to go back to my house and his house was farther, so we decided to book a hotel around. That night was our most intimate night. We kissed, he gave me leg massages, a head and said he is ready when I am ready. I was blown away. Could this be real?

I always noticed he would be lost in thoughts whenever we are together and blame it on work. Other times he will start feeling sick and I would have to close earlier to go give him food and drugs. This became a regular occurence until one day…

He had fallen sick as usual. I made him promise to take pain relievers and we should consider going to the hospital. He didn’t do this and I had to make out time within the week to go check on him. He said it is because he was missing me, how sweet!

He didn’t get better, it was obvious something was bothering him. I decided I will take him for lunch so we can talk about it, but he couldn’t wait. That night he said he has something to tell me, he kept apologizing but still couldn’t say it. He asked if he could send a voice note and I told him to go ahead.

At about 3mins into the voice note, I felt my world crumbling. He told me he was married and has been married for almost 10years with kids. His family was not in the country, that is why I never saw traces of them. He said he had been battling with the guilt and was scared to tell me because some other girl left when she found out and the last was with him for money. He knew I would leave and was scared, his best friend told him to give it time, another told him to ghost me but I have been good to him and his conscience won’t let him. Other friends said he should never mention it to me.


When my friend saw him, she told me he was going to hurt me. I asked her how and she said I was too innocent for him. She didn’t say further not to be termed hater, but since he made me happy again...she wished me well.

I kept replaying the audio while he kept asking me to say something. I wondered if he treated his wife the way he treated me. He was such a gentleman. Held my hands when I had to walk in heels, opened the car door for me, checked on me at work, gave me handmade customized gifts...he made them himself. He said his wife is bad and he wants divorce her, lolz. I told him they all say that. I told him how much he has hurt me, but I forgive him and appreciate him telling me when he did.

It has been almost 3months but the pain lingers. I know I will be fine…

he ended it, not you.
take heart and stay strong. you sound like a good lady.

they dont just believe they are being empowered by buhari to commit all the atrocities going on today.

when the allegation first broke out, idiots were saying "touch not" ,"they want to bring down gods servant" , "they are attacking the church". bla bla bla!
now the man has admitted he did wrong, same stupid idiots are now saying "he who is without sin..."
tueh! pesin whey do una this thing take him time. foolish slaves.

hope they know the real looters were the governors and their cronies.

that is not the reason ogbeni! Nigeria is a shithole and one of the easiest way out is tru green card marriage.

bamite:
YOU CAN ALL NOW SEE HOW IPOB IS JUBILATING OVER THIS NEWS. THAT SHOWS THE BIGOTRY AND HATRED IN THEIR HEARTS. CHILDREN OF PERDITION AND INFAMY.












cc: Imhotep

show us who is jubilating. fuccking bigot. your hate will drown you. you left the terrorist wiping your people out and is facing the ones minding their business jejely. coward!

BastardWike:
Lol, and where is the overhyped Amotekun when you need them? So, fulani herdsmen are still killing recklessly in the SW

they are more interested in those that speak improper yoruba language.

No o! igbos are still your problem.

Farki:
No o, most of the time it's busses and Okada, sometimes there isn't even any traffic on the road and they will still pass one way out of habit.

well, in rivers state they are. they will scratch your car and threaten to shoot you ontop.

olosho work pays o! if you hit a big client

dem no see buhari abduct?

pol23:
What shock?
Nobody's shocked not even me.
We've heard of local government that pay electricity bill of 876 M a year.
We've heard of the grass cutter fraud....
Whalai,I'm not shocked...
I'm only ashamed I come from a country like Nigeria....
Good morning my fellow corrupt Nigerians.......
Everyone of us running our mouth here will do the same if given a chance with no exception of the famous preacher.

Soon enough Nigeria will cease to exist.... I know I should be careful about my utterances, but the truth is just the truth.

you are 100% right. Even a honest person will do so now, because these people are gradually turning all of us into corrupt people. "let me take my share of national cake" syndrome.

dont they do worse? how much do senators spend on newspapers?

Farki:
Very well done, if this is what police do everytime the people will love them.

police are #1 culprit for one way driving.

AsampeteNwaanyi:
yes oooo
Lagos is working
Igbos tax is working
no mans land is working

eko ni baje oooooo

and everybody (not only afonjas) is enjoying it.

Eko oni bajé

we need this in rivers state.

especially northern graduates

Reachable:
Hi all, I noticed I started developing body ordour under armpit in particular.
First time I noticed it was like more than a decade ago, then was in my 20s.
So I started using medicated soaps and deodorants, at first it was a big challenge getting the one that worked for me because once I start sweating I notice that it will overpower most deodorants I used but one worked for me which is (sure for men the long one).
After some years I noticed I always have boils under my armpits as a result of high usage until a nurse adviced to stop using deodorants that it can lead to skin cancer, at first I didn't knew the cause of my constant boils was the deodorant until she told me and I stopped I noticed the boils just died off.
So I started using them again but this time sparingly, until I stopped using them like some years ago.
I was fine especially if I didn't sweat much during the day, the only thing I noticed was that if I don't shave on time I will have armpit odour or after shaving my armpits the odour will come again for some days then stop.
I was managing it like that, but was making sure I bath at least twice a day or as much I can in a day.

Recently, I was more of staying at home these days unless I have job to do outside.
Only for me to start noticing the armpit odour again, shaved and bath as much as I can yet it won't stop.

My armpits always smell like a per boiled onions some moments after bathing, I have been managing it with explorer sometimes it works depending on my activities for the day.
But it's peeling the skin under my armpits and it's hurting besides it give me boils.
Please help, what can I do?

cut n rub lime on it

talk talk man, no action.

if the VP is calling for effective justice system, what should the ordinary Nigerians do? abi is he a common citizen too?

we don reach am pass since

thaoriginator:
Davido is not a King in any industry.

F u c k his money! But, we love him as a person though.

The industry is full of cow shitttt

100% correct