₦airaland Forum

owoshuyi:
But guys with beards bath their bodies and in the process wash their beards everyday, while dogs don't bath. So how?

You dey mind the idiots?

Neoteny:
I didn't need to try, all I try is to trim the hedges and look respectable.

And why are you disrespecting your family members by posting their unclad pictures here?

U mean u trim ur bottle smooth face?

Pls tell us what u trim on it?

Neoteny:
Good

I hate these beard gangs

Not only do they look silly and unkempt and conceited, they're most definitely itchy and uncomfortable.

These modern slay queens keep pushing dumb men to extremes just to get noticed.

Fukk you beardos!

We know you have tried everything possible to grow some but failed.

DontBeStupid:
Follow follow no good o
Because some celebrities did it, everybody including "sufferheads" started growing beard.
Boys come dey find beard oil upandan.
How can u carry big "bia bia" and be trekking under sun? Some peeps actually look funny with it
... Another matter na d bumps, rough cheeks & chin when u eventually shave.
Las las "bia bia" no be asset...

Bumps?

Positivevibez come and give up update o!

dreamwords:
Are u having fast and funny like heart beat?

What is d cause of that?

Rip

A sharp rush of Anxiety!!

I used to experience such when I was younger.

Lies!

Amechi nko?

Who is he?

They keep referring to them as bandits, when the caller clearly said he is a terrorist. Just because they a fulani.

Hahaha

He promised to release him if you voted for him ba? Fools.

Good geh!

I no fit! Sorry.

OpenYourEyes1:
Not really biblical. It is an ancient pagan tradition.

Prove it.

Rona wan finally finish himself.

jayfolarin:
This guy is a troll. Atiku was born in cameroon. No amount of deflections will change that.

Now is atiku Nigerian? hell yeah he is. Was he born in Nigeria? No he wasn't! Facts don't lie.

And does that disqualify him from contesting a political post?

Who cares?

How na?

Make una no mind am, he just wan talk so that dem go say him dey work. Yeye pipo

Not entirely true.

Y

uuzba:
My house is dirty.
So I go to purchase a generator of N150,000
Then purchase petrol.
The gen gives fault. So I get a man to fix it.
Later, I purchase solar panels, batteries and an inverter system total cost N1,100,000
I purchase a 10kva staliliser of N100,000 for the whole house so that NEPA does surprise me with useless voltages.
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Now, I go and purchase the vacuum cleaner to dust my house.

The other man that purchased N500 broom and packer and swept his house, what advantage do
I have over him apart from wasting N2,000,000 worth of electrical equipment because I want to sweep my parlour?
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Some people need to be sent Guinea to Bissau.

What u typed here is total crap. I think that guinea bissau is meant for you.

Millz404:
Over here what we use is aziza and mob

No be only mob, na crowd.

Tutorial master!

Same US under obama installed the terrorist in power today.

Fuçk them.

Tecno oo!

That brand don show me pepper

But 'never again'

davidodiba:
You have signed it.

Sheepie!

midolian:
Wike is wicked

Wike is heartless

Wike has no conscience

Lol, na wike be him landlord?

If amechi had allowed him concentrate on his leadership, perhaps he wont have been forgotten but thank God for this news, help is coming soon.

edward1106:
Are you for real? In this Nigeria and for a public office?

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Ministerial position are employment, not an elected position, so regarding the nigerian constitution, you must have completed the mandatory nysc otherwise u are not qualified.

So he is not qualified to be a minister of the federal republic but when your president is a secondary school dropout, expect the crazies.

ruffhandu:
Is he qualified to be appointed minister?

Good question!

Which kain stuupid headline be this?

AutoReportNG:
Can this work here?

Read more here...

https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/04/police-in-uk-unveils-device-that.html

With which police ?

IdreamOfUnicorn:
money doesn't equate happiness

Hmmm