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So, in you people's mind, this is massive? Mtcheww! You guys have been attending poor people wedding, i swear.

The biggest cake i have ever seen was in a wedding in Abuja sometime in 2009. Cake was designed in form of...i can't even explain it. Couple had to use a platform with ladder to climb up for Cake Cutting.

Only son of a popular politician (names withheld) married only child (a girl) of an army General (now retired)

Omo, in that wedding, Mr. Biggs, Mama Cas, Tantalizers, etc. had their various stands.

Beer brands, soft drink brands, Bournvita, Milo, Supreme Ice cream, etc. had their stands too.

Wedding/Reception was like a carnival. Eat whatever you want to eat, drink whatever you want to drink.

Those women that usually come with polythene bag to pack food got tired of food that day. Drunkards got tired of alcohol too. That was a typical example of "Thou prepareth a table before us"

That was the day i decided to be rich in this life.

Well, to each man his own. To the couple above, Congratulations!

jarawa:
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo’s aides who were said to have been posted to the newly created Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs have yet to resume in the ministry, Daily Trust reports. Findings at the ministry yesterday showed that the ‘sacked’ aides have not been begun work as civil servants.

The Director, Human Resources Management at the Ministry, Malam Ali Grema said he is only concerned with recruitment of staff into the ministry through the Federal Civil Service Commission and does not know anything about political appointees. A staff who spoke on condition of anonymity said the only people from the Vice President office are those from National Social Investment Programme, also known as the NSIP’s which was formerly under the Office of the Vice President but now moved to the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development.

But sources from the Presidency said majority of the former aides to Vice President Yemi Osinbajo have been moved to the new Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, contrary to the information that they were sacked by President Muhammadu Buhari.

The sources wondered how President Buhari who approved the redeployment of the concerned aides would turn around to sign another list terminating their appointments. One of the sources said the President did not endorse any list sacking any of the aides of the vice president despite the fact that he has the power to do so, adding that Mr President employment them in the first instance. “Most of the people on that list are those whom Mr President have been redeployed to ministries.

Majority of them were redeployed to the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management, and Social Development. Even some other people were moved to that ministry from other ministries. They used to work in the Villa but will now be working in the ministry relevant to their portfolios,” the source said.

Read more: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/sacked-osinbajos-aides-not-in-humanitarian-ministry.html

Wait ooo, were you guys believing FG on this?

Those aides should look for another work asap. It's a pity they were victims of politics.

bestpunterever:
people like you and Buhari's supporters are the reason why this country is like a Zoo, how can you be full fledged member of a party and work against your whole party because of a single person, it's a pity that most of you don't understand that all Nigerians politicians are same...Jonathan work with APC not because of interest of anybody but to negotiate his wife case with federal Government.

I know but Bayelsans voted for APC. Not only GEJ.

odomanis:
Of the 12 chosen directly by Jesus Christ himself,one failed. So what do you expect of those chosen by his priests? If you go by 1 out of every 12,you will agree with me that the church is trying. So, chill !

Lol. Truth shaa. How many priests do we have in the world? I want to do the calculation.

When i told them some of these waist beads are fetish, they said no that it is fashion and for watching weight.

They called us 'old school' and archaic.


See, as a single man back then, once you are wearing waist beads, you MUST remove it before entering my house.


My opinion:

Waist beads = juju or jazz or prostitutes.
Leg chains (anklets) = lesbians

anonimi:
You be da man.
Best of luck to your home team.


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Thank you, bro

Oshimhole has forgotten that unionism is different from politics.


Oshimhole brought thuggery to Edo state.

All the money passed through CBN. I'm happy for that.



I stand with Allen Onyema.

Just imagine the level of Anyhowness in this country.

Chai! God just know the kind of things he removes from my way.

I'm patiently waiting for the day any FRSC personnel will stop me because I'm using Google map.


That day, while on the road, i will prove to him that using his phone while carrying out his duty is also a distraction

ackim:
Lionel Messi won his sixth Ballon d'Or award last night.


The Barcelona ace edges van Dijk and Cristiano Ronaldo to win the gong. Messi , 32, started his era in 2009 which saw the Argentine picked the award for four years in a row.

https://www.reportminds.com/2019/12/throwbacks-of-lionel-messi-ballon-dor.html?m=1

Messi = GOAT

Ronaldo = Hardworking sheep

anonimi:
Do you have the same attitude to Nigerian league games and officiating or you have colonial mentality


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They sacked Enugu Rangers coach while the match was going on. And the announcement was made via the stadium's public address system.

I follow local league too. I'm more of an Enyimba FC fan than a Barcelona fan.

Where him go again?

Buhari (abi Jubril) should sit his ass down in Aso rock, and stop junketing upadan!

I am even angry with IPOB for killing only two officers. They should have killed more than two.

Anyway, kudos to them for killing high rank officers.

Non.sense!

Mandyvicky:
Chai

May their souls RIP

Even if they give them Biafra abi the freedom they are looking for ..they will still fight ,kill and make life a living hell for their people...

Let's leave in peace and harmony pls

Even together as one Nigeria hmm wetin we don achieve

Some people will come here now to quote (TRIBALISM) Oga just comment and pass jare

The bolded is what IPOB are asking for. Is it too much?

Chi59:
But I hear say some priests dey knack pass people wey marry.

One get pikin for my area.

Congratulations Kaigama.

Please lead us aright.

Okoyiboz3:
The same Jonathan is now supporting APC while you are stuck in the past, drawing up unintelligent conjectures to suit your eternally pained soul.

I hate to see comments like this.

Jonathan is a full fledged PDP member. Jonathan and Bayelsans decided to teach Dickson a lesson he will never forget in a hurry by voting for APC.

That doesn't mean he is supporting APC.

Once you hear politicians talking like this, just know election is around the corner.


And the funny thing is, the foo.lish civil servants will believe him, thinking he will pay better than 30k. Non.sense!

Johans1991:
he divorce his wife and since then he never married any.

Wow! How many kids?

Forward77:
I’ve never heard that word before.

Please what language is that?

Call Evans, he will advise you

Forward77:
What can I do to start earning $120m annually?



Any suggestions?

Carry gun nah.

That referee was so stvpid that day.

Don't blame Drogba.

mu2sa2:
Dangote is a three times divorcee. Currently single, but he frequently appears at public functions with his married look alike daughter Halima as if they're a couple.

Wow! Never knew about that.

Is that why he so successful? No distractions

Dangote, the man

Please oo, Is Dangote married? I don't get to hear news about his wife. Only his daughter.

I love Anambra state, i swear.

Godons1:
Trash

IPOB Terrorist must pay for killing two Police officers. Operation kl any IPOB terrorist at sight must be declared without wasting no time.

Mu.mu! Why not kill herdsmen and boko haram first

RedDoor:
Nollywood A-List actress Ini Edo shows off an eye-popping body in new photos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eozjwjxVTAQ

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5lBDPBgFek/?hl=en

Where art thou husband?

Officialgarri:
The nervousness was written all over him. He wanted the award so badly

He couldn't imagine a GOAT being compared with a hardworking sheep.

I'm glad he is now ahead and arguments have ended.

Messi with his current performance might win the next Ballon d' or

GOAT and hardwork sheep

Ghostfaze:
Kindly approve to the homepage, mods.


Hello everyone.
I have an unusual issue at hand and it's really giving me a headache.

I have a girlfriend I met in August this year when I traveled to my state from Abuja. She's beautiful, a graduate, and she's everything I have ever wished to have in a woman or so I once believed.

I loved her and our relationship was going to lead to marriage.

After we met in August I traveled back to Abuja and a few months later her NYSC call up came. She told me about it and we planned that she will serve in Abuja. I paid one NYSC man to work her posting but unfortunately, she was posted to another Northern state.

On her way to the state where she was posted she stopped over at my place in Abuja on the 3rd of November, That night we had sex without a condom and after the sex, I gave her a pregnancy prevention drug tablet I had collected from a doctor.

She refused to take the drugs not until after much persuasions. The next morning, some thick blood mixed with water started coming out of her and she was also having stomach pains so I called the doctor that gave me the drugs and he said we should come to his hospital.

We got to the hospital and after explaining to him what happened the doctor said she was already pregnant before taking the drugs that's why her body reacted that way to the drugs.

She denied that she's pregnant and eventually she had to undergo a pregnancy scan. The result came out negative but the doctor kept on insisting that she was pregnant and that the reason why the result came out negative is because of the drugs she took and how young the pregnancy is.

She left for home angrily that day and I had to beg her to forget whatever it is that happened.

A few days later she left for NYSC camp in the state where she was posted. After two weeks she started complaining to me that she's been feeling cold, hungry, and sleepy often than she used to.

I told her that it could be because of the change of weather and the approaching harmattan season. While she was in camp I was working for her to be reposted back to Abuja and somehow she didn't want to serve in Abuja again. She wasn't really open to me about that but she was subtly letting me know of her desires.

Finally, her reposting worked out and she came down to Abuja three days ago. Today she told me that she wants to go for a pregnancy test and I obliged and escorted her to another hospital different from the one we previously went to the first time she came to Abuja.

After the test and scan, the result said she's 6 weeks and 2 days pregnant. We went to another hospital and the result came out the same.

Remember that I first had sex with her on the 3rd of November. Tomorrow will make it a month I had sex with her but she's already 6 weeks and 2 days pregnant.

I could not understand why she should be 6 weeks pregnant when it's not been up to 4 weeks I had sex with her. I have asked her to tell me if she slept with someone else earlier before she came to Abuja but she has maintained that she did not.

I have equally asked the two doctors we met today plus a few other doctors I spoke with on the phone if they think that I'm responsible for the pregnancy but their answers are all contradicting.

Now I'm confused. She's in my house, with a child I'm certain does not belong to me. I don't know what to do. I'm really really confused. Please, any mature advice would be gladly appreciated.

Thank you!

Taking that drug in your house after sex will have an effect on the baby. The baby could be deformed because of improper development.

Why are some of you guys so soft? Why not take a decision? Multiple tests can't be wrong.

OEPHIUS:
Who does not love Former President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan? Yes, there are some who do not (the number is growing in recent times), but then, Jonathan is Nigeria’s Obama. Many accord him – despite, true, one or two flaws here and there – the “Hero of Democracy” title in Nigeria, same way they do Barrack. He did not fight the loss in 2015, you saw his human side every time when he talked about his handicaps, we saw the Boko Haram insurgency hurt him, he wrote several books we all love even though the much anticipated book had fall short of expectations as the book did not explicitly explain what truly transpired in 2015 that led to him being ousted in 2015.
Jonathan
in the book of many Nigerians, is the gold standard for a good President. But then, there is a certain Patience Jonathan beside him.

His Wife, Patience Jonathan is loved too by many, her stubborn resistance against appearing a certain way to the general public bought the admiration of many who saw it as a breath of fresh air in the sycophancy-chocked political caucuses in Nigeria. It is also this stubbornness that, behind the curtain, has stained her hands, co-opted her husband in a lot of shady dealings, and has brought her at loggerheads with many people in power, popular among which is her heated spat with former governor of Rivers State and current Minister of Transport, Rt. Hon. Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi.

Up to this day, Goodluck Jonathan would tell you he never had any problem with Rotimi Amaechi, but Patience made the former governor to look like he betrayed his people in 2015. No respectable person would tolerate what Patience did to Amaechi, and funny thing is that if Amaechi were to open his mouth to say what he knows about Patience and her husband, nobody will ever regard the two again. It’s that stark.

The just-concluded Bayelsa elections saw David Lyon beat Sen. Duoye Diri with a landslide. The same elections, amid several instances of already written result sheets brought from Aridolf Hotel in Yenagoa (Owned by the Jonathans) a day before the elections to shameful violent displays that give little hope by way of credibility in the future of elections in Nigeria, has sprung up a series of events that make you just wonder what is going on. Those in tune with the political sphere in Bayelsa State know that the chief reason why it seemed Timi Alaibe had no backing, and eventually Douye Diri lost a lot of leverage is the purported falling out between Former President Goodluck Jonathan and Governor Seriake Dickson. There was no falling out. Jonathan had reached the point where Patience’s excesses had begun haunting him so much that he had to make moves that opposed his public image; moves that are threatening his reputation, and a few more to come that place him smack in the middle of scandals you did not know were brewing in Nigeria.

He did what he did, and is doing what he’s doing, for his name and his wife’s freedom. The honest truth is that Former President Jonathan has pledged fealty to President Buhari and the APC. Jonathan is a survivalist who has sold out to keep himself and his family safe. I’ll explain.

The Meeting with President Buhari

Circa, 11th of October 2019; A Meeting of Two Presidents, and the name, “Malabu”.

In 2011, as a former Minister of Petroleum under Military Dictator, General Sani Abacha, Dan Etete facilitated the transfer of payment of $1.1 billion to Malabu Oil and Gas. The Economist reports that only $800 million out of the $1.1 billion was ever remitted to the Nigerian government. $300 million (N108 billion) is missing.

Today, the EFCC has an arrest warrant for Dan Etete, Mohammed Adoke (ex-attorney general), and Eni Manager, Roberto Casula. Another report says that $1.1 billion of the total was siphoned to agents and middlemen. The case has spawned several legal cases spanning several countries, involving Nigerian government officials and senior ENI and Shell executives. Of course, Shell and ENI have denied any wrongdoing. Shell came into this deal in 2001, after a failed illegal attempt in 1999. This deal was finally consummated when President Jonathan was in Power.

The Malabu deal conspiracy has revealed too many players than all the names previously mentioned, and hands are dirty all over the place. The request for President Jonathan to give a statement came first in 2017, and somehow, it died down. Jonathan had to make a trip to the Villa. This trip led to a meeting that was known to have occurred on Friday, 11th October, 2019.

You would recall that the outspoken former governor of Jigawa state, Dr. Sule Lamido had in in an explosive interview with Daily Sun accused the former President of betraying the People’s Democratic Party in Bayelsa because the federal government is “blackmailing him” over malabu issue.

After INEC announcement of APC candidate, David Lyon as winner of the November 16 governorship election in Bayelsa, Jonathan, in what came as a shock to many, received APC chieftains at his residence in Otuoke.

The former minister of Foreign affairs and two term governor of Jigawa said, “I can’t imagine a former president selling his own state to the opposition — to the very party which called him names, which demonized him.

“They are holding him by the balls. Because he (Jonathan) sure knows his problem with Buhari and with this government. And the issue of Malabo, I think, played a key role, I said so. So, the election were won and lost by PDP. PDP history, PDP tradition and Jonathan were behind him. That I can say anywhere because the issue of Malabo is an issue I know very well. I had cause to discuss it with him.

Lamido further explained that, “While he was the president and I was in office, I went and told him about it. I told him and I also gave a radio interview to an FM in Abuja, which Daily Triumph picked, where they said a minister under Jonathan got almost 150 million dollars Malabo scan — Governor Lamido. And when Reuben Abati came to debunk it or to abuse me, I went to Reuben Abati, I know what I am saying, can we go to the Villa, I discussed this with Jonathan. I told him about it. Let us go.

“What I am saying is that obviously because the leadership of the APC and the government are blackmailing Jonathan and I think I can say it anywhere that he traded this for his own freedom.”

The details of the meeting:

Sources within the Presidential Villa have revealed that Goodluck Jonathan needed the EFCC to give his wife some breathing space and himself a clean slate over The Malabu deal and another yet to be revealed major scandal that may eventually drag his name in the mud – (Enter Abdulrasheed Maina and Allen Onyeama, we will give the details of this later). No big deal, this was going to be granted, if he was to do certain things. Politically-motivated quid pro quos are like bread and Coca-Cola in Nigeria. The conditions attached were:

Jonathan and his entire household (Including the corruption ring as our source calls them) would support the APC in all elections in the South South and in Nigeria at large, a proposition easily put forward by GEJ himself and accepted by President Buhari. And if you have been paying attention, you would see the loudness of Jonathan’s silence on key political issues since 2018, he never condemned Walter Onnoghen’s illegal suspension, he never condemned the massive irregularities that took place in the General elections even though he claimed to support Atiku and the PDP, he never spoke against the electoral violence and the heated polity in Rivers State which affected Governor Nyesom Wike, who is very close to him and his wife.

Furthermore, GEJ’s support for the APC candidate in the recently concluded electoral fraud in Bayelsa is another indication of a man clutching for survival.
According to a source, President Buhari’s words were, “The money is too much, just ask your wife and associates to return some,” and indeed some have been returned but that isn’t all in the deal.

Jonathan had also appealed to President Buhari to drop the charges against Colonel Sambo Dasuki, Jonathan’s former NSA, who had been incarcerated since 2015 but this was outrightly rejected by the President who has had a long-standing beef with the former NSA man.
Former pensions boss Abdulrasheed Maina’s name was also thrown into the deal as the case against him is becoming increasingly serious and he may squeal Jonathan’s name as the beneficiary of most his loot as his office was used to fund parts of the 2015 elections.

• Former Petroleum Minister during Jonathan regime, Diezani Alison Madueke’s name was also thrown into the hat. President Buhari picked it up. He is granting the wish to have the EFCC soften up on her. In fact, her charges are almost dropped.

• To support the APC, no matter what his words in the media are and this was immediately reflected in Jonathan’s disposition in the just concluded sham of an elections in Bayelsa where his support was largely tilted to the APC.

Jonathan’s Silence on PDP and support of the APC.

After the sham of an elections in Bayelsa that saw APC emerge victorious, the initial rumor was that he had fallen out with Governor Dickson over the choice of a candidate for the PDP in Bayelsa, a rumor that has largely been proven to be false. Goodluck Jonathan had already pledged to support the APC with his family not just in the Bayelsa elections that just passed, but nationwide.

Truth is, we can’t seem to find any words in the media. Jonathan is not speaking, for a former president and commander-in-chief of the armed forces of Nigeria. If at all he is saying something, it’s very often roundabout in nature. Political correctness is the order of his day these days. This is because since 2015, he has been fighting the battle of his life. He is very afraid to comment on national issues. He did not at all issue any personally signed public statement over the last general elections where Atiku was outrightly rigged out. He did not speak out over the unjust removal of Justice Onnoghen. He did not attempt to release a statement condemning what happened in Rivers State in the last general elections even though he and his wife are very close to Governor Nyesom Wike.

And so the dots are connected, and connecting, and more is being unfolded. It is easy to pity the man, and shame the wife. It is easy to hate his successor and cry foul over the fact that the EFCC really is not independent. It is easy to deride Mama Peace’s front man (who is an APC man now, by the way), and cry each time the US (and the rest of the international community) launches a new probe into Nigeria and Nigerians. It is easy to wonder how much money can take control of a man, how much OPL 245 (Malabu) has outlasted regimes (1998-present) because of money.

The Air Peace and Mama Peace scandal

The Malabu oil scandal is not the only threat on Goodluck Jonathan’s good name, a name he so rightly protects. His wife’s excesses are a part of his problem and this time it comes with a very familiar name in the Sky “Air Peace”.

“Air Peace” is to “Mama Peace” is to “Patience Jonathan” is to “Six Years in Aso Rock Collecting Loot, and Putting Her Husband in Trouble”. Yes, you heard the rumours and they are true.

Recently, the US Department of Justice released a document on the probe into Air Peace, and the $20 million indictment of Mr. Allen Onyeama. This indictment includes 27 counts of bank fraud between 2010 and 2018 (The reign of Air Peace). Over $3 million of the money used to purchase airplanes for Airpeace came from foundations he started. Springfield Avaiation Company LLC never owned the aircrafts sold to Air Peace and the company that allegedly drafted the appraisals did not exist.

The EFCC is clamping down on Mr Onyeama who is just a front and the real owners of Nigeria’s fastest airline, the Jonathans are trying to keep their names out of it, a fealty owed to Buhari must be paid and this debt is simple, an allegiance to the APC.

This explains Goodluck Jonathan’s recent support for the APC and silence on the PDP, a man trying to salvage his name, a man trying to save his family from disgrace, a survivalist who would do anything to not pay for his many crimes financial crimes against the Nigerian people. A man masquerading as a hero so that his name can be used to perpetuate illegality in elections.

This is only the beginning.

The Air Peace saga throws up familiar names in the Goodluck Jonathan administration prior to 2015 who at the directive of Patience Jonathan used the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) and Niger Delta Amnesty office to loot monies and use same to setup Air Peace and then use Mr. Allen Onyeama as a front man for the airline business.

But it’s not just Mr. Allen Onyeama that’s tied to the corruption ring that the Jonathans have setup. In the coming days you will hear the names of one Abdulrasheed Maina, Timi Alaibe, Kingsley Kuku, Alex Badeh, etc.

This web of corruption is so intertwined that it will take only an insider to give the full details of how deep it runs.

More details coming soon…..

http://leaders.ng/exclusive-goodluck-jonathans-journey-to-the-apc-his-fealty-to-buhari-and-his-survivalist-agenda/

Someone should summarize, please

recievesense:
But naija don reach to get this kain rail. If all Ibo billionaires can come together and connect south east by rail from onitcha to Owerri to aba to Abakiliki to Enugu kimon

We never get good roads, na high speed train you want? Even if Naija gets it today, i won't board. Before i hear stories that touch

Arda1000:
as a wise person u already understand hw tins work here.... if his arrested it woud not be for the kidnapping again and he will just dissapear only to appear later in Effcc dungeon with freshly new charges and then court cases after which the court will grant him bail.... boy should i go on Bleep it we gonna reasoning like people not aminals wft is wrong with u!！

Why waste words on him?