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HeyCorleone:
But why are you treating the names like they are nuclear launch codes? smh

He may not like it if he reads my comment here.

Whoever that is against this should also be against Career Day

Ok

So, in you people's mind, this is massive? Mtcheww! You guys have been attending poor people wedding, i swear.

The biggest cake i have ever seen was in a wedding in Abuja sometime in 2009. Cake was designed in form of...i can't even explain it. Couple had to use a platform with ladder to climb up for Cake Cutting.

Only son of a popular politician (names withheld) married only child (a girl) of an army General (now retired)

Omo, in that wedding, Mr. Biggs, Mama Cas, Tantalizers, etc. had their various stands.

Beer brands, soft drink brands, Bournvita, Milo, Supreme Ice cream, etc. had their stands too.

Wedding/Reception was like a carnival. Eat whatever you want to eat, drink whatever you want to drink.

Those women that usually come with polythene bag to pack food got tired of food that day. Drunkards got tired of alcohol too. That was a typical example of "Thou prepareth a table before us"

That was the day i decided to be rich in this life.

Well, to each man his own. To the couple above, Congratulations!

jarawa:
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo’s aides who were said to have been posted to the newly created Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs have yet to resume in the ministry, Daily Trust reports. Findings at the ministry yesterday showed that the ‘sacked’ aides have not been begun work as civil servants.

The Director, Human Resources Management at the Ministry, Malam Ali Grema said he is only concerned with recruitment of staff into the ministry through the Federal Civil Service Commission and does not know anything about political appointees. A staff who spoke on condition of anonymity said the only people from the Vice President office are those from National Social Investment Programme, also known as the NSIP’s which was formerly under the Office of the Vice President but now moved to the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development.

But sources from the Presidency said majority of the former aides to Vice President Yemi Osinbajo have been moved to the new Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, contrary to the information that they were sacked by President Muhammadu Buhari.

The sources wondered how President Buhari who approved the redeployment of the concerned aides would turn around to sign another list terminating their appointments. One of the sources said the President did not endorse any list sacking any of the aides of the vice president despite the fact that he has the power to do so, adding that Mr President employment them in the first instance. “Most of the people on that list are those whom Mr President have been redeployed to ministries.

Majority of them were redeployed to the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management, and Social Development. Even some other people were moved to that ministry from other ministries. They used to work in the Villa but will now be working in the ministry relevant to their portfolios,” the source said.

Read more: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/sacked-osinbajos-aides-not-in-humanitarian-ministry.html

Wait ooo, were you guys believing FG on this?

Those aides should look for another work asap. It's a pity they were victims of politics.

bestpunterever:
people like you and Buhari's supporters are the reason why this country is like a Zoo, how can you be full fledged member of a party and work against your whole party because of a single person, it's a pity that most of you don't understand that all Nigerians politicians are same...Jonathan work with APC not because of interest of anybody but to negotiate his wife case with federal Government.

I know but Bayelsans voted for APC. Not only GEJ.

odomanis:
Of the 12 chosen directly by Jesus Christ himself,one failed. So what do you expect of those chosen by his priests? If you go by 1 out of every 12,you will agree with me that the church is trying. So, chill !

Lol. Truth shaa. How many priests do we have in the world? I want to do the calculation.

When i told them some of these waist beads are fetish, they said no that it is fashion and for watching weight.

They called us 'old school' and archaic.


See, as a single man back then, once you are wearing waist beads, you MUST remove it before entering my house.


My opinion:

Waist beads = juju or jazz or prostitutes.
Leg chains (anklets) = lesbians

anonimi:
You be da man.
Best of luck to your home team.


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Thank you, bro

Oshimhole has forgotten that unionism is different from politics.


Oshimhole brought thuggery to Edo state.

All the money passed through CBN. I'm happy for that.



I stand with Allen Onyema.

Just imagine the level of Anyhowness in this country.

Chai! God just know the kind of things he removes from my way.

I'm patiently waiting for the day any FRSC personnel will stop me because I'm using Google map.


That day, while on the road, i will prove to him that using his phone while carrying out his duty is also a distraction

ackim:
Lionel Messi won his sixth Ballon d'Or award last night.


The Barcelona ace edges van Dijk and Cristiano Ronaldo to win the gong. Messi , 32, started his era in 2009 which saw the Argentine picked the award for four years in a row.

https://www.reportminds.com/2019/12/throwbacks-of-lionel-messi-ballon-dor.html?m=1

Messi = GOAT

Ronaldo = Hardworking sheep

anonimi:
Do you have the same attitude to Nigerian league games and officiating or you have colonial mentality


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They sacked Enugu Rangers coach while the match was going on. And the announcement was made via the stadium's public address system.

I follow local league too. I'm more of an Enyimba FC fan than a Barcelona fan.

Where him go again?

Buhari (abi Jubril) should sit his ass down in Aso rock, and stop junketing upadan!

I am even angry with IPOB for killing only two officers. They should have killed more than two.

Anyway, kudos to them for killing high rank officers.

Non.sense!

Mandyvicky:
Chai

May their souls RIP

Even if they give them Biafra abi the freedom they are looking for ..they will still fight ,kill and make life a living hell for their people...

Let's leave in peace and harmony pls

Even together as one Nigeria hmm wetin we don achieve

Some people will come here now to quote (TRIBALISM) Oga just comment and pass jare

The bolded is what IPOB are asking for. Is it too much?

Chi59:
But I hear say some priests dey knack pass people wey marry.

One get pikin for my area.

Congratulations Kaigama.

Please lead us aright.

Okoyiboz3:
The same Jonathan is now supporting APC while you are stuck in the past, drawing up unintelligent conjectures to suit your eternally pained soul.

I hate to see comments like this.

Jonathan is a full fledged PDP member. Jonathan and Bayelsans decided to teach Dickson a lesson he will never forget in a hurry by voting for APC.

That doesn't mean he is supporting APC.

Once you hear politicians talking like this, just know election is around the corner.


And the funny thing is, the foo.lish civil servants will believe him, thinking he will pay better than 30k. Non.sense!

Johans1991:
he divorce his wife and since then he never married any.

Wow! How many kids?

Forward77:
I’ve never heard that word before.

Please what language is that?

Call Evans, he will advise you

Forward77:
What can I do to start earning $120m annually?



Any suggestions?

Carry gun nah.

That referee was so stvpid that day.

Don't blame Drogba.

mu2sa2:
Dangote is a three times divorcee. Currently single, but he frequently appears at public functions with his married look alike daughter Halima as if they're a couple.

Wow! Never knew about that.

Is that why he so successful? No distractions

Dangote, the man

Please oo, Is Dangote married? I don't get to hear news about his wife. Only his daughter.

I love Anambra state, i swear.

Godons1:
Trash

IPOB Terrorist must pay for killing two Police officers. Operation kl any IPOB terrorist at sight must be declared without wasting no time.

Mu.mu! Why not kill herdsmen and boko haram first

RedDoor:
Nollywood A-List actress Ini Edo shows off an eye-popping body in new photos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eozjwjxVTAQ

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5lBDPBgFek/?hl=en

Where art thou husband?

Officialgarri:
The nervousness was written all over him. He wanted the award so badly

He couldn't imagine a GOAT being compared with a hardworking sheep.

I'm glad he is now ahead and arguments have ended.

Messi with his current performance might win the next Ballon d' or

GOAT and hardwork sheep

Ghostfaze:
Kindly approve to the homepage, mods.


Hello everyone.
I have an unusual issue at hand and it's really giving me a headache.

I have a girlfriend I met in August this year when I traveled to my state from Abuja. She's beautiful, a graduate, and she's everything I have ever wished to have in a woman or so I once believed.

I loved her and our relationship was going to lead to marriage.

After we met in August I traveled back to Abuja and a few months later her NYSC call up came. She told me about it and we planned that she will serve in Abuja. I paid one NYSC man to work her posting but unfortunately, she was posted to another Northern state.

On her way to the state where she was posted she stopped over at my place in Abuja on the 3rd of November, That night we had sex without a condom and after the sex, I gave her a pregnancy prevention drug tablet I had collected from a doctor.

She refused to take the drugs not until after much persuasions. The next morning, some thick blood mixed with water started coming out of her and she was also having stomach pains so I called the doctor that gave me the drugs and he said we should come to his hospital.

We got to the hospital and after explaining to him what happened the doctor said she was already pregnant before taking the drugs that's why her body reacted that way to the drugs.

She denied that she's pregnant and eventually she had to undergo a pregnancy scan. The result came out negative but the doctor kept on insisting that she was pregnant and that the reason why the result came out negative is because of the drugs she took and how young the pregnancy is.

She left for home angrily that day and I had to beg her to forget whatever it is that happened.

A few days later she left for NYSC camp in the state where she was posted. After two weeks she started complaining to me that she's been feeling cold, hungry, and sleepy often than she used to.

I told her that it could be because of the change of weather and the approaching harmattan season. While she was in camp I was working for her to be reposted back to Abuja and somehow she didn't want to serve in Abuja again. She wasn't really open to me about that but she was subtly letting me know of her desires.

Finally, her reposting worked out and she came down to Abuja three days ago. Today she told me that she wants to go for a pregnancy test and I obliged and escorted her to another hospital different from the one we previously went to the first time she came to Abuja.

After the test and scan, the result said she's 6 weeks and 2 days pregnant. We went to another hospital and the result came out the same.

Remember that I first had sex with her on the 3rd of November. Tomorrow will make it a month I had sex with her but she's already 6 weeks and 2 days pregnant.

I could not understand why she should be 6 weeks pregnant when it's not been up to 4 weeks I had sex with her. I have asked her to tell me if she slept with someone else earlier before she came to Abuja but she has maintained that she did not.

I have equally asked the two doctors we met today plus a few other doctors I spoke with on the phone if they think that I'm responsible for the pregnancy but their answers are all contradicting.

Now I'm confused. She's in my house, with a child I'm certain does not belong to me. I don't know what to do. I'm really really confused. Please, any mature advice would be gladly appreciated.

Thank you!

Taking that drug in your house after sex will have an effect on the baby. The baby could be deformed because of improper development.

Why are some of you guys so soft? Why not take a decision? Multiple tests can't be wrong.