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Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Longcucumber(m): 12:31pm On Jul 16, 2019
JennyOfOldstones:
Haq Haq Haq. You don't know what's going on
heheheheheheh abeg una don use laff give me waist pain here.......
RomanceRe: Sadiq Saleh Jambo And Fatima Abacha Wedding Pictures by Longcucumber(m): 2:04pm On Jul 11, 2019
Alexreports as usual

CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Poses Nude (Photo) by Longcucumber(m): 10:43am On Jul 10, 2019
Shapeless thing.

CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Comedian Ushbebe Poses With Avala And Isilomo by Longcucumber(m): 8:13pm On Jul 09, 2019
These ones too don turn celebrity.yeye day smell.

RomanceRe: Couple Uses Keke For Their Pre-wedding Pictures by Longcucumber(m): 10:38pm On Jul 08, 2019
Cherrybae:
See how the lady is like dry fish, very ugly and shapeless
Mtcheeeeeew
Nonsense
fresh fish international

RomanceRe: Couple Uses Keke For Their Pre-wedding Pictures by Longcucumber(m): 10:36pm On Jul 08, 2019
Nothing special

PoliticsRe: Okija Youths Spotted At Work On A Damaged Road Neglected By Obiano's Government. by Longcucumber(m): 6:17pm On Jul 07, 2019
Proudly okija first son.
PoliticsRe: Why Anambra Govt Can’t Ban Us – Tricycle Owners by Longcucumber(m): 4:52pm On Jul 06, 2019
OmoOshodi:
Infinix note 4
2Gig Ram
16Gig Rom

O7O6383ll76
30k

Location Oshodi lagos
this nonsense for 30k u smoke horse shitttttt or what.

CelebritiesRe: Small Children Dance To Naira Marley’s “Soapy” (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 4:38pm On Jul 05, 2019
See there faces like unripe mangoes.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija2019: 30-Year-Old Banker, Jeff Becomes The First 'Head Of House' by Longcucumber(m): 5:37am On Jul 02, 2019
Nothing good is coMing out of nairaland again.

CelebritiesRe: Fans Slam Ruggedman Over Naira Marley's Dissing Song by Longcucumber(m): 5:25pm On Jun 27, 2019
People self get time

SportsRe: AFCON 2019: Super Eagles Arrive Alexandria Ahead Of Burundi Opener by Longcucumber(m): 6:42am On Jun 18, 2019
olaBC007:
Lol.. Ur meme na bitter truth that breaks the heart
I never stop to day reason that meme.bitter truth for real.
SportsRe: AFCON 2019: Super Eagles Arrive Alexandria Ahead Of Burundi Opener by Longcucumber(m): 10:35pm On Jun 17, 2019
If una like make una go there day play like pregnant women.

HealthRe: Hepatitis B More Infectious Than HIV - Dr Bello Kumo by Longcucumber(m): 1:19pm On Jun 15, 2019
Which kind wahala be dis one again Na,man pikin no fit just enjoy him life jejely again or watin,

SportsRe: C. Ronaldo Shows Off His Trophies, Lists His Achievements And Records In 2019 by Longcucumber(m): 11:57pm On Jun 14, 2019
Lamasta:
The real G.O.A.T
Ronaldo is the best worldwide argue with your keyboard
Ronaldo excelled in Portugal national team
Ronaldo excelled in Manchester United
Ronaldo excelled in Real Madrid
Ronaldo excelled in Juventus
Ronaldo will be crowned chairman of football after retirement
Ororo Ororo Ororo
PoliticsRe: Ten Lessons From President Buhari’s Democracy Day Speech by Longcucumber(m): 11:07pm On Jun 13, 2019
PoliticsRe: Ten Lessons From President Buhari’s Democracy Day Speech by Longcucumber(m): 11:07pm On Jun 13, 2019
Nonsense and buhari left balls.
CareerRe: Captain Segun Omole Retires After 40 Years Of Flying, Gets Celebrated (Pics) by Longcucumber(m): 6:40pm On Jun 13, 2019
That one concern those wa day fly.
In other news

CelebritiesRe: Miracle Igbokwe Celebrates His Only Sister On Her Birthday (Photo) by Longcucumber(m): 6:19pm On Jun 12, 2019
Now u know,

SportsRe: 'i've Won 3 Trophies, What More Could I Do?' - Ronaldo Talks About Ballon D'or by Longcucumber(m): 7:32am On Jun 11, 2019
GodSaklek:
The fact still remains that Ronaldo has played in different leagues with different trophy makes him stay ahead of Messi, although Messi is a great player but if he leaves Barcelona, then I will take him serious,Messi performance with Argentina teams has shown that he Cannot perform very well with another team apart from Barcelona, it's just like someone that was named a king of one kingdom because he knows how to defeats everyone in that kingdom but inside himself,he's scared of going out of that kingdom for the fear of being defeat..
CrimeRe: Banku Seller Cries Bitterly After Losing Her Money To Gamblers(Video) by Longcucumber(m): 10:34pm On Jun 10, 2019
Those guys Na complete bastard.bastard criminals.

SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates As Portugal Win 2019 Nations League (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 9:57am On Jun 10, 2019
Anagha123:
Messi didn’t achieved anything with Argentina, actually his compatriot Maradona - the greatest Argentinian player ever, and maybe the greatest who ever played football alongside Pele, said that Messi is like a “teddy bear” and he never been so right about that.

I have never seen so hyped player like Messi, If Messi goes to play in Italy or England, he would never score more than 25 goals per season! Spanish league is so non-competitive and non-tactical!

If you say to me that Messi is the greatest, I would name at least 5 players who are or were better than him ( PELE, MARADONA,RONALDO, PLATINI,CRUYFF).


RONALDO still remain the GOAT.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Shares Photos Of His Family - Wife And Children by Longcucumber(m): 7:51pm On Jun 09, 2019
Nothing to type

CelebritiesRe: Aiisha Aliyu Twin Sons, Hassan And Hussain (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 4:58pm On Jun 09, 2019
I should follow ur a.b.o.k.i twins as what Na

CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek Blasts Soundcity For Saying His Music Videos Are Not good Enough by Longcucumber(m): 10:29pm On Jun 07, 2019
You wan force them play your music or what,oga pack one side

BusinessRe: Femi Otedola Having Lunch With Temi, His Daughter, Mr. Eazi’s Wife To Be by Longcucumber(m):
Before God and man this very nonsense no be news.even my younger brother blog no go update this nonsense as news












Modify I will still swear again before God and man this nonsense no be news.nonsence and bobrisky dirty balls.

CelebritiesRe: Kupe Boys Go Shirtless In New Photo by Longcucumber(m): 9:56pm On May 09, 2019
Lala and co how this one take be news Na,

SportsRe: Petition To Ban Lionel Messi For Champions League ‘Punch’ Passes 3,500 Signature by Longcucumber(m): 6:52pm On May 03, 2019
LuciferKoran:
I've said it several times that this dwarf shouldn't be allowed to come anywhere near a football pitch.

He is a tout.

He tried to strangle Roma's Yanga-Mbiwa
He headbutted Inter's Felipe Melo
He fought Shakhtar Donetsk's Darijo Srna
He spat on Malaga's Duda
He elbowed Mexico's Raldes
He wrestled Inter's Maicon to the ground
He bundled Uruguay;s Andreas Perreira to the ground & fought Arevalos Rios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bt4TZMYyYM

The worst of all, he refused to go off TWICE.

1. Luis Enrique subbed him off against Eibar in 2014 & he refused to come off. Neymar was subbed instead.
2. Tito Vilanova subbed him off against Bayern in 2013 for playing rubbish.
He defied his manager and continued playing and Barca lost that tie 7-0.

Tito Vilanova died shortly after and Messi is responsible for his death.


Lionel Messi is a disgrace to football.



*spits angry
this one go just die untimely death.
BusinessRe: Man Gets A Car For Returning N53m Mistakenly Paid Into His Account By The Govt by Longcucumber(m): 4:36pm On May 03, 2019
victormartyn:
Congratulations.

Reward for Sincerity ...
Only few Nigerians like me can do this grin
ok

TravelRe: Policemen Injured As Tractor Crushes Their Van In Ekiti by Longcucumber(m): 10:11pm On May 02, 2019
We all know that the Nigeria police force is one of the useless security apparatus we have in the world.but I will never ever wish a fellow human death.thank God for their lives at least now they will know that accident and death is a respecter of no one.
FamilyRe: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by Longcucumber(m): 10:31am On May 01, 2019
Marbella003:
I have a main account but I decided to create this one to post this in order to avoid embarrassment or reveal my identity.

I got married 4 years ago to my husband. He was in his 40s and I was in my 20s. The age difference between us has never really been a problem as we are both educated, well spoken, have similar personalities and share a lot of interests, and as a result we mesh well. My husband is a very caring and thoughtful man. This is one of the traits that made me fall helplessly for him, along with his intelligence and fun personality. I will not reveal anything pertaining to kids as this might punch a hole in my wall of anonymity.

I've always loved my husband and I still do. But I've never really been sexually attracted to him. This is not to say that I find him unattractive. No. He is okay as far as physical appearance goes, but his look has never been the kind to turn me on sexually. To put it plainly, I find that I'm only sexually attracted to young men around my age with tall, athletic bodies and with the energy and agility to please a woman satisfyingly in the bedroom. I met this kind of man in my work place and after we talked a few times I couldn't help but become attracted to him. I realized he was also attracted me, and fast forward to a week ago, we had sex in a hotel room.

I'm ashamed to admit that sex with him was glorious, but it truly was. It was better than anything I had ever done with my husband. I loved how he tossed me around the bed and did stuff to me that my husband doesn't do and I liked how ever part of his body felt firm and strong. After the act I felt a wave of shame wash over me. I recognized that I had committed an atrocity and I knew I had broken my marriage vows. The guilt of what I had done followed me around like a stench. I hated myself for betraying a man that had always loved and cared for me.

The problem I now face is that despite the guilt and the shame I constantly feel, I still yearn to experience another period of sexual bliss with my colleague. I can't help it. I'm torn. I already told my colleague that that one time was the last but deep down I don't want it to be. I know that if I tell my husband about what I did, that it would mark the end of my relationship with my colleague, but I don't know exactly how my husband would receive this information. I don't want him to look at me and see a betrayer of trust; a woman lacking integrity and virtue. No. I even thought of resigning from my job or requesting a transfer so as not to be in close proximity with my colleague but I know that wouldn't solve anything as I still have his social media info and occasionally stalk him(yes I do). I'm so conflicted. I don't know what to do.
shame on you shameless h.o.e.
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Laughs As Comedian Shortcut Cracks Him Up by Longcucumber(m): 10:37pm On Apr 30, 2019
nero2face:
See as him resemble chimpanz... grin grin grin grin
why d hate na.

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