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CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Speaks On Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko's Wedding by Longcucumber(m): 6:23pm On Apr 30, 2019
Nonsense
PoliticsRe: FG Hires Lawyers In Saudi Arabia To Facilitate The Release Of Zainab Habib by Longcucumber(m): 1:48pm On Apr 30, 2019
Neddstark:
Who's this nincompoop. No worry, dem go plant exhibit for your luggage next
mr furkk off.assssooooollll.
PoliticsRe: FG Hires Lawyers In Saudi Arabia To Facilitate The Release Of Zainab Habib by Longcucumber(m): 9:15am On Apr 30, 2019
Neddstark:
Good job Sai Baba. May Zainab be released. May we never get accused for what we know nothing about
shut up and stop being sentimental.

PoliticsRe: FG Hires Lawyers In Saudi Arabia To Facilitate The Release Of Zainab Habib by Longcucumber(m): 9:11am On Apr 30, 2019
This country na real complete confirm certify corporate chithole.so what about all the chukwuemake and adawale them.

SportsRe: Pictures Of Leo Messi Lifting The La Liga Cup, For The 10th Time In Barcelona. by Longcucumber(m): 2:20pm On Apr 28, 2019
cr7lomo:
Well, I'm not surprised at the way u reason ... So remove Ronaldo out of Madrid all these yrs and tell me how many straight league titles Barca wud hv won... Now, if he was that great, y did it take him 4 yrs to score in the quarters if the CL or play in the semis ... Y hasn't he won world best in 4yrs... So he is busy winning league titles alone and that makes him the greatest.... What is the difference btw Barca, juve, PSG,and Bayern Munich...it's only in the EPL that winning the league title is a difficult task... So assists against Greece , Nigeria, south Korea makes him the best...it's u Barca fans that started this assist nonsense ....ok...y doesn't he have the highest assist in the CL?? Do u hear Ronaldo fans talk about assist even as he has the highest assist in the CL....so messi scored a hat trick against Brazil, what did that achieve him in the end...y do u reason like a child?? Ronaldo scored a hat trick in the WC against a former champion and no one is talking about it... Has messi ever scored a former WC champion in the WC?? He still can't win a major cup with another team, even copa America that they play every two yrs, he can't win... Destroyed by Venezuela and he ran away again... Maradona won titles with Argentina WC and copa, won titles with Boca juniors, won with Barca and Napoli...that's who u call a great player

SportsRe: Pictures Of Leo Messi Lifting The La Liga Cup, For The 10th Time In Barcelona. by Longcucumber(m): 2:19pm On Apr 28, 2019
cr7lomo:
Don't call me stupid or I will insult the living hell out of ur family ...if u wanna counter what I write, u counter it with points
oga ade u are very very stooopeed.
SportsRe: Pictures Of Leo Messi Lifting The La Liga Cup, For The 10th Time In Barcelona. by Longcucumber(m): 2:17pm On Apr 28, 2019
cr7lomo:
How can u call someone that is in one league and has refused to leave the greatest...u think it's easy to shine in another league...when Rivaldo left Barca, he joined Milan, and that was when Milan was Milan but he flopped ... when kaka left Milan , he joined Madrid and he flopped , when figo left the Spanish league and joined the Italian league, he flopped...when Beckham left man u and joined Madrid he dint live up to expectation... When ronaldinho left Barca for Milan , he flopped.... Bale is turning to a disaster in Spain unlike in England...di Maria was a waste in England... Sebastian veron was a disaster when he left Italy for England, so as shevchenko... So u can't guarantee that messi will excel in another league , messi can't excel in the national team ... Messi in the WC has only scored teams like Bosnia, Iran and Nigeria( half of his WC goals) ....but Ronaldo has excelled in 3diff league and has turned top scorer for these teams for over a decade

SportsRe: Henry Onyekuru And Sofiane Feghouli Fire Galatasaray Into Turkish Cup Final by Longcucumber(m): 10:31pm On Apr 26, 2019
HarkymTheOracle:
You say?..
I say nothing sir.keep that knife first.
HealthRe: How Do I Cure This Pile, Please Help? by Longcucumber(m): 10:28pm On Apr 26, 2019
elyte89:
U sure say na ur YANSH B DIS grin grin grin
no Na your nose or ur prick.
HealthRe: How Do I Cure This Pile, Please Help? by Longcucumber(m): 10:27pm On Apr 26, 2019
This one Na very strong case o.
SportsRe: Henry Onyekuru And Sofiane Feghouli Fire Galatasaray Into Turkish Cup Final by Longcucumber(m): 4:12pm On Apr 26, 2019
Him try.but am not impressed.

CelebritiesRe: Baba Suwe Recuperating In US, Walking Without Support Of A Stick by Longcucumber(m): 6:11pm On Apr 25, 2019
Una sure say this man day sick,abi baba wan use level escape this buhari next level.
TravelRe: Anambra Businessman, Bona Okafor And Policeman Who Asked For His Particulars by Longcucumber(m): 9:05am On Apr 25, 2019
kunlesufyan:
I think his real intention was to find something that'll make you want to bribe them. Who wouldn't want to just bribe and continue his or her journey?
Suggesting they follow you to the nearest police station was smart, following you will be a total waste of time because the next Driver might drop money. It'd be better for them to reserved that energy.


THE WAY I DESCRIBE AM LIKE SAY I DEY THERE WHEN E HAPPEN.
I need female friends, not for dating. I just need friends from the opposite sex.
I stay in Abuja, I'll be going for my post graduate program in Zaria.
If you are a female and you like the idea, send me a msg on whatsapp. 08039140580
chaaiiiii furk don day hungry dis one
PoliticsRe: Governor Ayade Donates N1M To Prison Inmate Who Gave Birth To Twins by Longcucumber(m): 9:04pm On Apr 23, 2019
geunik:
Who got her pregnant inside prison
Na me
PoliticsRe: Governor Ayade Donates N1M To Prison Inmate Who Gave Birth To Twins by Longcucumber(m): 9:04pm On Apr 23, 2019
Na wa o,thins day happen.

CrimeRe: Pick-pocket: We Make N80,000 To N100,000 Daily by Longcucumber(m): 6:44pm On Apr 22, 2019
edlion57:
I no blv....100k x 7 days = 700k weekly and he looks like a mad man
oga ade those ediot day even make more that money.
EducationRe: Dismissed From Landmark University, Got Admission Again – Twitter User by Longcucumber(m): 9:46am On Apr 20, 2019
dollytino4real:
children with that ear shape don't hear word at all,
my kind of ear.
CelebritiesRe: Boluwatife Balogun Dances Zanku At His Clothing Line Event by Longcucumber(m): 10:55pm On Apr 19, 2019
Before God and man dis nonsense no be news.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur:UCL Quarter Finals (4 -3) On 17th Apr. 2019 by Longcucumber(m): 7:29pm On Apr 17, 2019
Manchester city 4 totheham 0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FC Porto Vs Liverpool: UCL Quarter Finals (1 - 4) On 17th April 2019 by Longcucumber(m): 7:26pm On Apr 17, 2019
Porto 3 Liverpool 0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Longcucumber(m): 10:49pm On Apr 16, 2019
shogsman:
Happy we delivered in style, juve fought very hard it's a shame they didn't go through, respect to cr7.
oga ade keep quiet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Longcucumber(m): 8:23pm On Apr 16, 2019
Goallllllllll 2 0
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple Hold A Game Of Thrones Themed Wedding Unclesuru by Longcucumber(m): 7:43am On Apr 15, 2019
jullidee2006:
beautiful
what is beautiful there now.
EducationRe: How 2 BSU Students Drowned In Benue River. Photos by Longcucumber(m): 7:37am On Apr 15, 2019
Mummy water.mummy water don chop this ones
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Women In Their 30s Claim No Sex Till Marriage? by Longcucumber(m): 3:14pm On Apr 14, 2019
Checked86:
Transferred aggression? Well, one made me look like an unholy soul just because i kept disturbing her for sex.
u are really an unholy fornicator soul.

CelebritiesRe: Nicola Siyo: Ubi Franklin Speaks After Impregnating His Staff by Longcucumber(m): 11:17pm On Apr 12, 2019
A lot of idiots everywhere.
TravelRe: Woman Sleeping On A Moving Truck (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 4:25pm On Apr 12, 2019
For this 9ja death is very cheap.
SportsRe: Messi Gets A Broken Nose And Swollen Eye After Collision With Chris Smalling by Longcucumber(m): 1:00am On Apr 11, 2019
MISTAICEY02288:
Nice one

Manchester United really did a great job tonight.. Haters thought we would be disgraced with like 3 goals upwards but it was just a goal to nil which isn't really bad.. If we could go to the 2nd leg with more enthusiasm and team spirit, we could pull off a stunt there..

For sure i know its gonna be difficult beating Barca at Camp Nou, but it's football and anything is possible... GGMU!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by Longcucumber(m): 8:15pm On Apr 10, 2019
Is a goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaallll
SportsRe: Smalling Reveals What Messi & Suarez Will Do To Man Utd by Longcucumber(m): 1:38pm On Apr 10, 2019
harry2ve:
I need any sure 3 odd please
man u straight win and cash out big

CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Attack A Commercial Bank In Idoani, Ondo State by Longcucumber(m): 4:44pm On Apr 08, 2019
Ok
EducationRe: JAMB Records 4.01 % Drop In Applications Received In 2018 – NBS by Longcucumber(m): 3:14pm On Apr 08, 2019
Them say school Na scam

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