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BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With N70,000? by Longcucumber(m): 2:46pm On Apr 29, 2017
419nier don take over this thrend,and everybody here gats to be careful with who you are doing buisness with.both those dealing in purewater gold shoe and bags everybody be careful because 9ja day red.
CelebritiesRe: Jenifa’s Diary Actress, Adaku Shares Cute Photos As She Marks Her Birthday by Longcucumber(m): 11:02pm On Apr 28, 2017
Sheikhmd007:
Saw your DP, I like you and wanna be your friend.
is that what you came here for.SMH.mtcheeew
Nairaland GeneralRe: She Got Bashed Because Of This Picture by Longcucumber(m): 1:19pm On Apr 27, 2017
Mtchew
RomanceRe: Her Boyfriend Ordered Her Not To Attend A Party. See What She Did Next - Photos by Longcucumber(m): 6:46pm On Apr 26, 2017
Raine80:
Orders? She needs to evaluate her situation as a matter of urgency. If she is finding herself having to "ask" for permission from someone other than her parents then that relationship is unbalanced. If he is having to "deny" or " restrict" her movements then he is not addressing the issue either. His lack of trust and the source of that lack of trust. A healthy relationship is based on trust and that applies to both parities. When you say "Do you mind if I ...?" to your loved one you are taking his/her thoughts into consideration. When you start "ordering" someone and that someone starts to sneak behind your back it's time you both became parallel lines as you are clearly never going to meet halfway.
classified bullshit.
FamilyRe: Married Last Week, Already Set For Divorce. Help A Nairalander Make A Decision by Longcucumber(m): 1:38pm On Apr 26, 2017
Fifthcolumnist:
If your story is complete and true then your wife is entirely to blame. Although, I think fuming at her to save face was unnecessary and poorly managed. You know women are proud beings and hate being attacked even when they are wrong.

But, you can't risk loosing your marriage for the sake of pride and "saving face". Infact, if your marriage breaks down after just one week together, you'll have no face at all how much more one to save. You have to loosen up, swallow your high standards, and play the fool for the sake of your marriage before things get out of hand. Apologise to her and her family telling them, the stress of the whole event got to you and you're sorry you managed the situation poorly. Do this in the interest of peace and forget about rightness or wrong. After all, it's your marriage to keep, not theirs' or anyone else's.
thank God we still have nigerians with complete brain set nice brain set you gat there.to the op for your own sake this is the only advise that you need to consider.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Watch Chicken Beat Up Dog In A Fierce Fight by Longcucumber(m): 10:54pm On Apr 25, 2017
Some of this fowl wa them don use do sacrifice wa no get joy.
RomanceRe: Babes, Can You Date Guy Who Slept With Prostitute, Guys Can You Marry Ex Harlot? by Longcucumber(m): 5:30pm On Apr 25, 2017
ZarZar:
Oh really? Tell me more
that is to say that you are a grand squasher.
RomanceRe: Babes, Can You Date Guy Who Slept With Prostitute, Guys Can You Marry Ex Harlot? by Longcucumber(m): 5:12pm On Apr 25, 2017
ZarZar:
Hypocritical about what?
hypocritical about the fact that na your type day squash anything squashable.
RomanceRe: Babes, Can You Date Guy Who Slept With Prostitute, Guys Can You Marry Ex Harlot? by Longcucumber(m): 5:00pm On Apr 25, 2017
ZarZar:
TBH, I don't wanna know because I may judge him as being a filthy, disgusting piece of something himself. When it comes to sex I can be quite snobbish. I don't like people with questionable morals.
whats wrong with this one,hypocrisy of the highest order.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona :El Clasico (2 - 3) On 23rd April 2017 by Longcucumber(m): 10:58pm On Apr 23, 2017
Forca barca.
SportsRe: Manchester United Sympathize With The Family Of Calabar Electrocution Victims by Longcucumber(m): 1:58pm On Apr 21, 2017
BABANGBALI:
chelsea fans went there to do bad belle
thats the truth,but still on still Rip to the dead.
SportsRe: Manchester United Sympathize With The Family Of Calabar Electrocution Victims by Longcucumber(m): 12:51pm On Apr 21, 2017
lifezone247:
Waiting for Anderlecht to do same cos I knw it's not only Man U fans, there are actually hatters who don't want Man U to win there by supporting Anderlercht. RIP to the dead and quick recovery to the injured
you have a good point there,majority of them are chelsea fan.RIP to the dead.
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Aki And Pawpaw by Longcucumber(m): 7:24pm On Apr 20, 2017
LieDetector:
Yesterday
that picture made ur day,as old as you are.mtcheew SMH.
SportsRe: Barca Fan Cries Hard After Barcelona Exit From Champion's League by Longcucumber(m): 5:30pm On Apr 20, 2017
DrSage:
He shoulda saved his tears till we lift the trophy.
#HalaMadrid
with four offside goals and 2 red cards.
RomanceRe: Guys: 7 Types Of Women That Will Give You The Greatest Headaches by Longcucumber(m): 12:36pm On Apr 19, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Mtcheeew too! I will quote whatever i want...none of ur fvcking biznez!
you think you are doing me....mtcheeew.SMH.
RomanceRe: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by Longcucumber(m): 11:49am On Apr 19, 2017
Lifestone:
And people believe this, oh my God. What's the length of the man's d.ck that got stucked inside the woman from the back standing and walking. From the way they both moved into the building its impossible. This looks typical of Nollywood movie scenes.
na me tell you say make you get shortcucumber.
RomanceRe: Guys: 7 Types Of Women That Will Give You The Greatest Headaches by Longcucumber(m): 11:16am On Apr 19, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Hahahahhahaah grin grin grin
I no fit laugh...
so you have to quote the whole stuff to write this trash. SMH.Mtcheew.
RomanceRe: 'Stop Downplaying Sex. If I Love You, I Will Ask For Sex' - Nigerian Guy by Longcucumber(m): 5:57am On Apr 18, 2017
Flawlesbae:
Men n sex.... lipsrsealed
women and fuc`k.
RomanceRe: 'Stop Downplaying Sex. If I Love You, I Will Ask For Sex' - Nigerian Guy by Longcucumber(m): 5:51am On Apr 18, 2017
Omagago:
I don't support sex outside marriage cos that's fornication.

He is indirectly saying that he is a fornicator.
and you are what,a fuckanizer.ogbeni park well joor.
CelebritiesRe: Tboss And AY Pictured Together by Longcucumber(m): 8:17pm On Apr 16, 2017
wordbank:
I just waste small data
even me too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 16th April 2017 by Longcucumber(m): 8:07pm On Apr 16, 2017
Crauxx:
Wetin you don win wey Chelsea never win
mr,chelsea is an average team,and you guys cant bring your head out when the big guns are vibrating.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 16th April 2017 by Longcucumber(m): 8:04pm On Apr 16, 2017
peterpen:
Bro anyone with half a brain will be pissed by these annoying set of lousy Chelsea fan who don't even have the balls to conquer London buh keep claiming king of England....

BTW Happy Easter
happy easter to you too.the fact still remain that chelsea is just an average club like totenham or westham.all they know how to do is to make noise.if na them don carry the kind trophy wa man u or liverpool don carry.chaii na him be say we go run for them for this country.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 16th April 2017 by Longcucumber(m): 5:14pm On Apr 16, 2017
United please restore the oldtrafford fear factor.am not a man u fan but i passionately want man u to trash these noise makers.club wa never achieve anything but na them make noise pass.
CelebritiesRe: Tboss, Debie-Rise And Marvis React To TTT Being Married by Longcucumber(m): 10:44am On Apr 15, 2017
jdstunt:
TTT behaved somewhat childish in that house. How would a married man be offering his dick to be sucked by a lady in a live show. Huh! Who does that
me
CelebritiesRe: Davido Pays Tribute To Dead Ntlami, 18-Year-Old South Africa Progeria Sufferer by Longcucumber(m): 6:00pm On Apr 13, 2017
gritzky1996:
hello nairalanders facially u don't know me, we might not be from the same ethnicity but for the sake of God help me out by voting for me in the gidicompare competition by liking my pic.I won't be able to repay you but God will give you a helper too.

Please I seriously need your help in this competition. Please visit @gidicompare page on ig and vote my meme by liking the pic.or follow link Am seriously counting on you and BC to all ur friends

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS1FOsPlN9-/
this meme is about bbn efe so let all efenation members vote thanks
carry this nonsense rubbish and getout from here before amadioha visit you.
CelebritiesRe: Efe: 'I Been Dey Feel Marvis But E Dey Unfortunate Say Im Get Boyfriend' (video) by Longcucumber(m): 2:19pm On Apr 11, 2017
GloriaNinja:
WHO CARES?
ur carmeltoe cares.
CelebritiesRe: Dangote Dances As Davido Sings At His 60th Birthday (Pics, Video) by Longcucumber(m): 10:23am On Apr 11, 2017
OK them try
CelebritiesRe: Gifty And Her Mother At BBNaija Grand Finale by Longcucumber(m): 9:06pm On Apr 09, 2017
pembisco:
Your left ball tongue
do u wanna suck the left ball.

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