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CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide In Front Of A Trailer In Ibadan by Longcucumber(m): 12:41pm On Jul 29, 2019
For him mind now him wan go rest and escape the stress of this Nigeria.foolish soul.




Jesus right now
So this is the people that I die for.

NYSCRe: My Funny Experience At Nysc Orientation Camp Black Gold Kaduna Kaduna by Longcucumber(m): 12:25pm On Jul 29, 2019
Nysc rubbish scheme.nonsence program.

HealthRe: That Mouth Blister Is NOT Malaria But Herpes Labialis- Nigerian Health Blog by Longcucumber(m): 2:29pm On Jul 28, 2019
Mouth action don day enter wahala small small.

Mouth action personality personnel hope una day observe .

This nonsense diseases can spoil person face for nothing.

CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Shares Swimsuit Photos by Longcucumber(m): 8:31am On Jul 28, 2019
bendike:
Oga Ned sperm na conderm shocked? Something weh de produce fine children and not pikin like your own? Abi you no see the little girl with Regina? Ned de chop steak, cavier, moshrooms, salmon, de drink wine from France, you de chop amala, akpu without come wash am down with burukutu and at best trophy beer and you think say your sperm go fresh like I'm own? shocked
eeediottts like u can chop shiittt provided that shiittt is properly garnish.

CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Shares Swimsuit Photos by Longcucumber(m): 8:18am On Jul 28, 2019
Sofistcatdmoron:
My brother, you are a man,, go and make money like ned nwoko, ,so that you can enjoy life, marry any girl you wish to, life is short,
I should go and make money.which money again so the one that am making is what papers or nylon.poverty of the mind has really taken over ur mentality.

CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Shares Swimsuit Photos by Longcucumber(m): 10:19pm On Jul 27, 2019
NwaAmaikpe come and see ur sister o her braest don fall finish.

CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Shares Swimsuit Photos by Longcucumber(m): 10:18pm On Jul 27, 2019
This girl is not looking healthy hope this old man never pour condemn sperm inside this small girl body.


Some jobless people will call me hater but am very sure of what am saying.

CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Celebrates 20 Years In Nollywood by Longcucumber(m): 11:57pm On Jul 25, 2019
20 years ke.this one Na confirm old mama youngie.

CelebritiesRe: 'Brown Skin Girl' - Annie Idibia Glows In New Photo by Longcucumber(m): 8:05pm On Jul 24, 2019
Every body don day form brown skin girl.

PoliticsRe: Akpabio Reacts To His Nomination As Buhari’s Minister by Longcucumber(m):
This governmental system Na real wa wa wa governmental system..buhari and co una Doo oooo

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija And Its Mysterious Selection Process by Longcucumber(m): 12:00am On Jul 24, 2019
Munzy14:
grin
At this rate, even if NwaAmaikpe type . it will gather 100+likes...

lol
naira landers who we offend abeg?..
oga ade jokes and sentiment apart that dude NwaAmaikpe is fuckiiinngg intelligent and well expose.
CrimeRe: Tasued Student Brutalizes His Colleague For Verbally Abusing His Girlfriend by Longcucumber(m): 9:33pm On Jul 23, 2019
Mumu idiot

CrimeRe: Tasued Student Brutalizes His Colleague For Verbally Abusing His Girlfriend by Longcucumber(m): 9:33pm On Jul 23, 2019
Ok
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi Took His Family To Cinema In UK (Photos) by Longcucumber(m):
These once day chop life proper proper and some mumu day kill themselves proper proper for abuja.

NYSCRe: Precious Owolabi Leaves Mortuary, Corpers Carry His Coffin (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 5:39pm On Jul 23, 2019
Nigeria is a sick shti hole.my candid advice to anybody living in this God forsaken jungle is to be extra ordinary careful with ur life.man pikin day die like fowl no be small.chaiii am really sad tying this tin.




Hmmmmmmmm
Just imagine what his parents and his siblings will be passing through now after all their efforts seeing him through school only for his precious life to be cut short by this useless government.

PoliticsRe: Ihedioha Meets Buhari, Seeks Presidential Intervention On Infrastructure Devt by Longcucumber(m): 4:14pm On Jul 23, 2019
Buhari is not the right person to meet for this kind of issue.how can someone give what he don't have.

SportsRe: Semi Ajayi Joins West Brom From Rotherham United by Longcucumber(m): 8:43am On Jul 23, 2019
grandstar:
Wow!. What were his parents doing there?
farming rice and beans sir

CrimeRe: 43-Year-Old Widower Impregnates His 13-Year-Old Daughter by Longcucumber(m): 6:58pm On Jul 22, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
Bro, as much as he used his dikc to commit this crime, understand that the sickness is in his HEAD... He could commit the same crime with his fingers next, or a strap on..... Death is the only way out.
if them use that thing on that his useless pricckk,na death without reconciliation.
CrimeRe: 43-Year-Old Widower Impregnates His 13-Year-Old Daughter by Longcucumber(m): 6:16pm On Jul 22, 2019
Just use this stuff on his pricckk and everything go day alright.

PoliticsRe: Court Adjourns Senator Elisha Abbo Assault Case, Again by Longcucumber(m): 5:39pm On Jul 22, 2019
Ok
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode Visits Fasoranti As Daughter Is Buried (Photo) by Longcucumber(m): 5:35pm On Jul 22, 2019
bigjohn100:
.

Bro I can't die at anytime o.....Nigerian government can't decide my stay on earth.
oga ade I no day argue with u.u go live long bro.but if u reside in any part of 9ja just be extra ordinary careful.thats all.

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Police React To Shiite Protest In Abuja by Longcucumber(m): 5:26pm On Jul 22, 2019
Police just use all these once day count scores.las las all these a.b.o.k.i.no just get sence at all at all.

PoliticsRe: Governor Umar Ganduje To End Street Begging In Kano, Forms A Committee by Longcucumber(m): 5:20pm On Jul 22, 2019
This man wan change their traditional or what.u want to stop street begging.oga ade is play that u day.

PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode Visits Fasoranti As Daughter Is Buried (Photo) by Longcucumber(m):
Is OK, Na buhari government just know say life under this buhari government Na like foul life,man pikin can die at any time.

CelebritiesRe: Jamil Balogun's 4th Birthday: Tiwa Savage Celebrates Son's 4th Birthday In Style by Longcucumber(m): 4:25pm On Jul 22, 2019
Maldini212:
Celebrating a barstard
your life day upside down.

FamilyRe: Help, I'm An Alcoholic! by Longcucumber(m): 3:22pm On Jul 22, 2019
gracegrace668:
Hello everyone. Please, I'm not a newbie on NL. I opened this account to protect my identity.

I never thought I'd use this word to ever describe myself. Sadly, I am an alcoholic. It has taken me a great deal of embarrassment and pain to finally come to this conclusion.

I'm a female in my early 20's. One of the first things people comment on when we have a conversation is how intelligent I am. Good enough, I fair well academically and have done so for as long as I can remember. There is this dark side of me however. I am an alcohol addict.

I've read about my condition, especially at times when I swear I would never indulge in excessive drinking anymore. A person like me is called a functioning alcoholic. I started drinking as a way to forget some emotional and troubles but as I see, this in no way helps especially longterm.

I drink everything from wine, spirits to liquor. I go out with friends that drink. I go out to drink alone. I buy some alcohol to drink at home. I go from laying on the bed to walking out to buy alcohol. I just drink, drink and drink. I'm very ashamed of this. Sincerely, I want to stop. I want to make more meaningful decisions and relationships.

Please, how do I go about this? What can I do? Is there someone/a Group that helps with this kind of condition? Please help me.

Please help me move this to the permanent site. I'll be reading for suggestions.
thats good
FamilyRe: Help, I'm An Alcoholic! by Longcucumber(m): 3:22pm On Jul 22, 2019
People no just get problem for this life.so for ur mind u get problem.aunty if drink hungry u drink abeg life is too short and something must kill a woman.

BusinessRe: How Banks And Bankers Are Getting Richer Through Foolish Dead Husbands by Longcucumber(m): 7:58am On Jul 22, 2019
ThothHermes:
What guarantees do you have that the man will die first?
Do women also disclose their details to their spouses? It's only few couples that can love and trust theirselves with secret details of their finances.

Na you dey that picture?
You fine sha cheesy

Let's be that couple.
uncle ade is that why u are here.

CelebritiesRe: Chacha Eke Faani And Her 3 Kids Pictured by Longcucumber(m): 11:03pm On Jul 21, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This is a smart girl.
She's a successful actress,
She's married and she has kids.
She is also lucky her marriage to Austin can't be threatened again with the coming of her son this year.
She should just give us one more son so she can stand with two legs.

I honestly wish I could say the same about Ini Edo.
chief talkative welcome sir

CelebritiesRe: Chacha Eke Faani And Her 3 Kids Pictured by Longcucumber(m): 11:03pm On Jul 21, 2019
Smart girl.family first anytime anyday.

CrimeRe: Prince Mark Boley Green Card Scam Busted 'Best Sex Ever' Text Message by Longcucumber(m): 8:49pm On Jul 20, 2019
30 what


This grand papa 30 years people can lie with pride.

CelebritiesRe: Comedian Aphrican Ace Buys A House In US (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 1:46pm On Jul 17, 2019
Uncle u sure say Na u get that house.becos all this Nigeria yeyebrities can do and undo.you people can lie and unlie at any given time.

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